It was supposed to be a funny, just that. But no, somehow it had to be too good to be true and nail the saying square in the head. Evan pledged online for something stupid just because it was fun, yet he got exactly what was promised. Only problem? 

It was a cursed artifact that got him EXACTLY what he wanted. Only not in the way he hoped.

Now he is what you could call a copy of himself. He is part of a 'game' with a stupid name and supposed to, quite literally, do the naughty with the local equines to survive. Why? For him: Because he needs it thanks to his new self being a bit special. For them: Because their own magic is messing them up and they need external help for some reason.

Isn't that just a really bad porno script? Probably! Does the author care? Not particularly, no.

Send complaints to management: They will answer your every question and gift you a cursed item for your troubles.

Warning: A truckload of fetishes. Examples: Hyper endowments, adultery, feminization, incest, male and female impregnation, time travel to fuck with history and established cannon and whatever else crops up in my brain and catches my attention. Check the A/N in the Intro chapter for more information. Just remember that it will start... uh... slow? Eh, somewhat. I am an info nut, so I’ll establish it first. But it will get fucked up latter.