Vegeta Ends Up In Equestria
Author's Note
This isn't meant to be taken seriously, it's a funny story that I wrote to make myself laugh after the fact that My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic had ended. It was also inspired by a conversation that I had where we stated that everything we wrote now is canon because there's nothing to contradict it. So I chose the silliest premise I could.
Vegeta's Training
After the battle with Broly, Vegeta needed some way to find a way to gather new strength. He was constantly frustrated with the fact that Goku had kept surpassing him. The Saiyan Prince was an elite warrior and he was constantly showed up by a low-class clown who never took anything seriously, especially not fights! Frustrated, he flew to the lookout to enter his usual training grounds, the Room of Spirit and Time.
A young Namekian stood in front of the door to the chamber, but Vegeta didn't care what the Guardian of Earth had to say to him. He shoved the Namek out of the way, "Out of the way, Namek!" he yelled as he pulled open the door and walked through to the Room of Spirit and Time.
Instead of a white void, Vegeta found himself surrounded by massive blades of grass.
"Would ya look at that, Twi. Yer student found friends of her own," a booming voice said in a rural accent.
"Yeah, and I couldn't be any more proud of her," another booming voice replied to the first.
The Prince was forced to hold his ears, these voices were too loud for even him. He looked up to see pastel ponies above the grass that he stood in. He was admittedly curious about this new training opportunity and flew up to attack the Cyan one. He figured that he wouldn't need to waste Super Saiyan or any of the higher forms on this creature, their power levels didn't seem all that impressive after all. However, once his fist made contact with the Pegasus, he was shocked by the fact that his punch had did no damage at all.
"Tch! More powerful than I thought! I'll have to give the Namekian credit for this new training regimen," he said aloud to himself.
He flew back away and gathered his energy. His white aura turned yellow as his hair followed suit. His eyes changed from their usual black to a teal color as he ascended to the Super Saiyan form. He gathered yellow energy at his sides as balls of energy formed in his hands. He slammed his hands together and yelled out his attack name, "FINAL FLASH!"
The yellow beam flew off towards the cyan pegasus, hitting her in the jaw and this time getting her attention. She focused her attention on the glowing spot in front of her and suddenly her friends did the same.
"You're quite annoying!", Vegeta yelled.
He focused more of his energy, awakening the godly ki that he had been taught by Whis to harness. His hair and eyes became a fiery red as his aura became calm and flowing. He extended his hand towards a different target, this time the white unicorn. Energy gathered in his palm forming a blue sphere. "BIG BANG ATTACK!", he yelled as he launched the sphere. The unicorn's horn lit up and formed a crystalline barrier in front of her face.
The attack hit the barrier and harmlessly exploded. This infuriated the Saiyan Prince who went immediately to Super Saiyan Blue. He placed his hands in the position that he did before with the Final Flash, yellow energy orbs formed in his hands as he took aim at the massive purple alicorn in front of him. He thrust his hands in front of him, fingers almost touching with the palms out, "GAMMA BURST FLASH!", he called out.
The Prince's most powerful attack flew towards the Alicorn whose horn lit up. She looked furious at the intruder that was attacking her and her friends. The energy beam that Vegeta had fired immediately vanished as he returned to base form. Much to his annoyance, he could feel his energy not only be trained, but be sealed away. "No! I will not lose to pastel ponies! I am the Prince of All Saiyans! I am a warrior elite!", he started to scream.
Another spell was cast that kept him from talking and he was suddenly brought in front of a very angry Alicorn's face. "Looks like you'll be needing to learn friendship lessons in not attacking people and their friends!" she said.
Pinkie started to wave her hoof, "Ooh! Ooh! Me! Pick me, Twilight! I'm real good at making friends!"
The Saiyan Prince was levitated into the Pink Earth Pony's awaiting hooves. "Just take care of him Pinkie, I made it so that he can't hurt anyone, but he's also very small and fragile," The purple alicorn told her.
The Earth Pony smiled and nodded, "Of course, Twilight. I was just going to take my new best friend to sugar cube corner and feed him some cupcakes! Maybe after that, I'll take him around town! And if he's really good, I'll introduce him to your student! Learning about friendship together helped all of us, maybe it'll help him!" she excitedly said.
As he was dragged away, Vegeta tried to scream despite the spell that kept him muted, but Pinkie couldn't put her hoof on what she had forgotten. It was something important, but whatever it was supposed to be, she couldn't remember for the life of her. She shrugged a little and made an "eh" sound as she placed the Prince on her back. He quickly sunk into her pink mane and became trapped in it. He struggled in vain to get out of it, but his attempts only made him more stuck within.
Minutes passed by and a pink hoof dragged him out of the mane and placed him on the table in front of a giant cupcake. He wanted to make an example of this dessert to show his power, so he tried to fire a ki blast, but nothing came out of his hand. The pink pony giggled and smiled, "You're silly, you strange tiny creature. Oh yeah, I don't know what to call you! What about Pouty! Because you look like you're pouting all the time!" she said in her usual cheerful tone.
This angered the prince and he started to punch the cupcake in front of him to take out his anger. It was one thing for Goku to humiliate him, but now he was being humiliated by giant pastel ponies and he couldn't even talk. None of his attacks worked against them, not even the Gamma Burst Flash. None of his transformations, not even Super Saiyan Blue allowed him to do any damage to them. He was humiliated and now not even his punches were doing anything to the cupcake.
His stomach had an opinion on all this as it growled. He grabbed some of the giant pastry in front of him and ripped a chunk out, stuffing his face with it. Pinkie was excited at this, "Oh, you and I are just gonna be best friends!"
She quickly scooped him up and excitedly rushed out the door in usual pinkie fashion. He was shocked as she ran through the streets of ponyville, angry and confused. He was so humiliated that he had wished that he had never fused with Goku and he had let Broly kill him. Vegeta tried to hatch a plan, but before he could, Pinkie stopped in front of another Pink pony. "Hiya, Luster! Twilight gave this one to me, but I really think he could learn friendship alongside you, so I'm gonna give him to you so that you can help him!", the pink Earth Pony quickly said.
Luster Dawn looked at the strange creature in Pinkie's hoof and frowned confused, "Are you sure this is what my teacher would want?" she asked.
The older pink pony nodded excitedly, "Yep! She wants him to learn the magic of friendship too!" she said.
"Okay," Luster reluctantly said.
The older of the two ponies handed the Saiyan Prince to the younger of them. "Remember, his name is Pouty and his favorite food is cupcakes!", she said excitedly before bouncing off.
The student of Twilight had hoped that she would get a little bit more information about what had happened or what was going on before the friend of her teacher had bounced off. She looked at the creature in her hooves and smiled, "Pouty, I have a feeling that you and I are going to be best friends after this journey!", she said.
Vegeta gave up on screaming, he was defeated for now, but he swore one day that he'd have his revenge on these ponies and when he was done, he'd have his revenge on the Namekian for sending him here. But unfortunately for him, this was his life now and there was nothing he could do about it.