The stallion with a guitar

by RapidSnow

Rating: teen
Tags: Princess Celestia, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Death, Human, Narcotics, Main 6, Romance, Princess Luna, Original Character, Adventure
Length: 3290

The life of a human turned pony.

Being a brony had its ups and downs, and one of the downs meant that I would literally die just because I liked the show... how quaint; well, at least I have my stratocaster.

Published 2019-10-15 03:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2020-05-21 23:15:25 UTC

Chapter 1

It was another bright and sunny day at my highschool, senior year and only two months until I finally became a full fledged adult.

I sat on a bench outside tuning my guitar to start practicing a song from one of my favorite shows, My little pony; at first it may seem weird that someone like me would like a show about girly horses.

When i first found the fandom I thought it was weird too, but slowly as I delved deeper into it I found myself enjoying the community and thus, I became a brony.

To be totally honest, the fandom is generally not liked by most people and It would be typically used by bullies to humiliate you for 'liking a girls show'.

Though, I don't let any of that stop me and continue tuning my guitar until the final string is tuned.

I look down to my guitar and place my fingers in the proper order and start strumming out the first few chords for My little ponies theme song.

I start humming along to the tune but I am stopped by something impacting the back of my head.

'THUNK'

My hand instantly rears back to touch the back of my head, but reel back as it immediately started stinging; must be bleeding.

I turn around to see who the culprit is and find the one and only.

"Jerry"

Jerry is your typical bully, six foot and has been held back since I started highschool; and he's practically the literal term for brawn over brains.

If that's even a term.

Though my attention is brought back to him once he stops right in front of me with a slight grin on his face.

"Yes Jerry?" I ask the question I already know the answer to.

He reaches forward and grabs onto the neck of my guitar and yanks it from my grasps as I fly a bit forward from the force.

"So you out here all alone again? Playing your gay songs?" He responded as he looked my guitar up and down.

I quickly hop to my feet as I look up at him and respond "c'mon Jerry we already know where this is going just take my money and give me back my guitar".

I reach up to grab my guitar, but he suddenly pushes me back onto ground and laughs.

"Keep your damn money, I can probably get all the money I need from selling your guitar".

With a frown, I get up from the ground and walk up to him, and grasp onto my guitar with both hands.

"That's not gonna happen Jerry and you know it". I tug the guitar towards me.

Though it doesn't budge and he get close to my face and says "listen fag.. this is what's going to happen, you let go of the guitar and go home to watch your gay little show.. while I , take this to the pawn shop and see how much I can get out of it".

"Again with the gay remarks, listen Jerry this guitar is mine.. I bought it with my money and I'm not just gonna let you take it".

I tug at it again but harder this time.

He smiles wider this time, showing his yellowing teeth and with one swift tug, he yanks the guitar from me again and sends me flying back onto my ass.

I grab my head to try and orient myself and look up towards Jerry to see him with my guitar, using it as a bat as he swings and smacks me in the face with it.

He doesn't stop there, another blow to the top of my head rattles my brain and makes me let out a cry of pain as I try blocking it with my arms.

All he does is deliver a kick to my stomach and drops me to the ground."Fine faggot, if you want it so much just..."

It silent for a bit as I blink my eyes rapidly and catch a glimpse of him standing over my prone form; streak of blood ran down into one of my eyes as I could only see his malicious grin staring at me with him holding the guitar over his head.

"TAKE IT!" Those were the last things i heard before I felt an impact in my forehead and eveything went black.

"Gah!".

I wake up in a panic as I wake up in a cold white unfamiliar room, I put a hand to my face to block out the bright light that was blinding.

While I did this I noticed something about myself, when did my arms become so hairy?

I remove the hand from my face and stare at my supposed hand in shock, it wasn't even there!

It was a circular yellow hoof? Wait hoof? I take a double look at my hand and see it indeed is a hoof; better yet, my whole body was changed!

I threw off the blanket and stared at the rest of my body, it was also yellow and covered in fur!

I guess I couldn't feel my own heart rate speeding up as my whole body felt warm, a loud muffled beeping noise filled my eardrums as I felt my eyes roll back.

As I fell back onto the bed, I heard a door open and a voice gasp in shock as a few seconds later, a metal clang resonated through the room.

My vision went blurry as another voice yelled out in my direction "he's seizing!" And then, darkness.. again.

--

Moments later I found myself floating in utter darkness with no clue on what's happening.

"What the fuck?"

I turn my head un every direction to see if I could find anything, yet all I could see what black.

Endless black, a voice where.. wait there is something in the distance I see.

I awkwardly float myself closer to the object and am utterly confused to see my guitar just there, floating!

I went to grab it but was stopped by a tentacle grabbing on to my outstretched hoof 'oh so it want a dream'.

I looked down at the tentacle and traced to where it lead.

It turns out I was not alone in the void, a huge tentacle like monster was with me too.

"Well shit".

Chapter 2

''Well shit''.

I felt the tentacle on my arm wrench me from my place in front of my guitar, and threw me further into the darkness.

I felt my heart speed up as I was suddenly caught by another grip onto my abdomen that stopped me in mid air; I was flipped up and was caught by tentacles straddling both my arms.

I felt the wind go out from my mouth as I tried to speak.

"w-wha-what the hell?'' I struggled to get the words out of my mouth.

I looked around in confusion and was shocked to find the owner of the tentacles right in front of me, a huge shadowy mound was ominously sitting stationary in front of me.

A myriad of different sized tentacles were waving back and forth all around the mound, the air around me suddenly went cold as I was suddenly hit by a wave of fear all throughout my body.

I felt something cold slowly crawl its way up my back and suddenly recoil back as a loud exhaling like noise filled my ear drums, my head instinctively shrank into my neck and looked down at the dark floor in fear.

A cold, wet and slimy object slithered its way up my neck and grasped onto my chin; it stayed there for a few seconds before violently yanking my head up to face yet another tentacle with a slit in its suction cup like end tip.

I tried in vain to move my head around but was stopped by the forceful grip onto my chin that was blocking me from turning and in a haste filled motion, I slammed my eyes shut and tried to wake myself up.

'Open your eyes..'

I was silent, my eyes slowly opened and I came face to face with an over sized mesmerizing purple eyeball peering at me from the opened slit.

''W-What the f-fuu...''

I wasn't able to finish my sentence, as an overwhelming force gripped onto the sides of my face, this caused me to instantly shut my eyes as two tentacles found their way onto my eyelids and painfully opened my eyes and stuffed both tentacles into them.

My vision was no longer my own, everything was white as it slowly faded into the color of pink flesh.

The pain was unimaginable, I could feel them slide deeper and deeper into my head as I tried screaming; though it seemed that my vocal cords stopped working.

The two intruding objects caused so much pain that I felt my mouth suddenly stop producing oxygen, my bodily functions stopped working on their own as I felt myself blacking out.

'This is a fucking dream.. what the hell??'

--

I suddenly woke up, I didn't notice I was screaming until my ears suddenly picked up on my own raspy scream. I was confused on what was happening, I lifted my arms onto my head curled up into myself in fear.

I didn't know how long it took me to stop screaming, I only knew that my voice stopped emitting noise and I started coughing violently; I uncurled myself and covered my mouth with an arm while putting the other on the side of the bed.

The coughing fit finally was stopped as I gagged, I gagged another time as I reared my head over the side of the bed and felt heated bile rising up my from my esophagus and from out of my mouth.

It felt horrible, tears were leaking from my eyes as I violently heaved black liquid all over the floor on the side of the bed; the vomiting stopped after a while and I fell back onto the bed and dug my head into the pillow in exhaustion.

I let out labored breaths as the pain emitting from my throat left a throbbing feeling in my esophagus.

The pain died down after a bit of face full of pillow treatment.

While I came to my senses, I turned around and sat up in the bed I was in; though now that I realize it, why was I in a bed? where was I anyways? am I horse?

I was stopped as I looked down at my different body and realized something different about the shape of my body.

i'ma..... horse?

''Oh god i'm a horse!''

My voice came out as a pained pathetic excuse for a scream as I raised my arms to my face and felt my eyes widen.

I let my ~~arms~~ hooves slump down onto my lap.

''T-this is a nightmare''

I would've been shocked at this predicament, but after that fucking dream.. nothing is going to surprise me anymore.

''How the hell did I end up like this..'' I flinched back when I felt my throat sting as I spoke to myself.

''O-ow..''

Than I finally recognized the elephant in the room, or the whole room really, it was all white and polished.. hospital like. Wait. Hospital?

I'm in a hospital? I look down at my soft bed with white sheets in realization, that explains the bed.

I looked up from the bed and towards a now noticeable window that was letting in the bright light of the sun and saw something weird.

There was a multicolored blue blur zipping through the sky and crashing through clouds.

Wait what?

To get a better look, I crawled towards the edge of the bed and went to place a leg on the ground but was startled by the limb replacing me leg.

'Right. I'm a horse now".

I went to place my leg down, but when the hoof made contact with the floor I somehow slipped and fell off the bed and onto the cold floor with my butt.

'Ow'.

I reached with both arms, and tried lifting myself onto my two legs but was stopped by a bolt of pain hitting both my legs.

It resulted with me falling on my ass again.

'Fuck..'.

This time I propped my back onto the side of the bed and placed both of my hoof arms onto the floor tile and tried lifting my back legs that way.

Unsurpisingly, it worked.

"I have my ass in the air and wasn't even getting paid" I hoarsely chuckled at my little joke as I lifted my front legs up and ta-da! I was standing!

I went to take a step forwards and immediately fell onto my face.

"Oww.."

Chapter 3

I rubbed my slightly bruised nose with a hoof as I made my way back to the hospital bed before noticing something from the corner of my eye. A mirror. A slightly dusted mirror was sitting at the corner of the room and I was strangely kind of drawn to it.

I took a few tentative steps and stopped right in front of its tilted frame and reached a hoof to straighten it. I bumped my hoof against it and recoiled in shock as it let out a quick shock into my hoof.

''Ow.. what the fuuuu---'' I went from rubbing my hoof to looking back at the mirror in shock, its once reflective surface was now slowly fading into a dark shade of red. The mirror than started gaining movement in the form of a spiral forming at its base and slowly moving its way across its surface.

''That's not normal..'' 'no shit dumbass'

I slowly backed up from the mirror and stopped as a whisper caught my ears. I looked around the room and saw.. nothing. Just an empty hospital room with a sight smell of iron and vomit.

I flinched an I swear I jumped a few feet into the air as I was forcefully pushed back onto my back when I tried to turn around. The mirror now had a red tentacle that phased through and gripped onto my foot.

''Ahh hell no! not more tentacles!''

I rapidly started stamping on the tentacle with all my might as it tried to pull me into the mirror. It was slowly gaining ground on me as I fought to crawl backwards with my two front hooves, yells and curses were coming out of my mouth, I reckoned they were loud enough to hear from outside the room.

My strength was thinning as I was dragged half way into the mirror while I was gripping onto the sides of the mirror for dear life. I mustered up enough power to scream out one more time before I closed my eyes in resignation and felt my neck pass through into the cold insides of the mirror.

My eyesight was filled with red as I was now up to my nose when I finally heard the door slam open and a simultaneous gasp before I felt two arms grab underneath my arms and pull with enough force for my whole head being able to make itself back into the slightly colder hospital room.

I opened my eyes and was met with a purple blob in my face, presumably the one pulling me back in. I mustered the remaining strength I had and made one more push with my front hooves before I suddenly felt the grip on my back hoof disappear and I was sent flying into the one trying to save me.

We got impressive air, as soon as they crashed into the wall with a painful 'oof' I broke my crash with them as we slowly slid down and onto the floor.

I lifted myself off the person and let myself fall into a sitting position as I looked at my savior. To my surprise and utter confusion, it was twilight sparkle?

I stared dumbfounded at 'the living and breathing twilight sparkle!' I watched as she shook her head to rid the dizziness and looked around before falling on me. I averted my eyes and looked at the floor.

''Are you alright?'' I raised my head and looked back at her.

''Uhh y-yeah... I guess'' as fine as I can be after something like that. I raise a hoof to the back of my head as I gradually brought my line of sight to her, 'The Twilight Sparkle' I couldn't help but feel this whole thing was just a dream.

It took me a few seconds before I noticed she had gotten up and moved across the room towards the now normal looking mirror. I slowly brought myself to a stand and wobbled a bit before nodding to myself.

Twilight was at the moment, analyzing the mirror from a safe distance while I, was awkwardly standing in silence.

''Well I guess that's good for what just happened''. She brought a hoof to her muzzle before looking back at me in question.

''How exactly.. did this happen Mr ?'' she looked back at the mirror before walking closer until her muzzle was just a few feet from bumping into it.

''Uhh.. Dylan!'' she turned her head back a bit at my outburst with a raised brow. ''Dylan? what a strange name for a pony''.

''Well Dylan.. to be honest i'm still wondering why this mirror decided to try and pull you inside of it.. would you?'' she raised a hoof to the reflective surface of the mirror and rubbed it a bit.

''Truthfully.. I have no idea, though it might have something to do with... '' I let the rest of my sentence come to a mumbled as I looked up at where Twilight was and felt my eyes widen. Twilight was not paying attention to the red blob that was slowly slithering its way up to where her hoof was on the mirror from the inside.

''Well Dylan, my name is Twilight sparkle! the local librarian and element of harmony bearer''. She ended the sentence in a smile as she let go of the mirror and went to walk towards me. Big mistake.

The blob reeled back and before it could do anything, I took action and rushed forwards to where she was.

''Watch out!'' her eyes raised in confusion before she looked back in shock as the blob struck through the mirror and launched towards her, but before it could reach her, I crashed into her and the momentum pushed her away and let the blob latch itself onto my face.

I brought both hooves to my face and tried to get a grip on the blob, that was now encapsulating itself around my head, slowly.

Trying to wrench it off with my hooves did no good, as it only meant my hooves getting stuck to my face.

''Fucking get off me!''

I immediately tried standing on my back legs, before a jolt in my spine sent me crashing painfully on my back. The pain let out a curse from me and the blob took the chance to seep inside of my mouth, reducing my words to a painful gurgle.

I twisted and turned around on the floor before deciding on something, the lack of air was getting to me as I rolled onto my hind legs and deliberately bashed my head into the floor. Repeatedly, though it only caused me pain and helped further asphyxiate me.

'Fucking do something element of fucking magic!!'

My lessening mental prayers were answered when I heard her voice yell out to me.

''Hold on!''

Than everything went black.

Chapter 4

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