After Spike finished introducing all the heads, they all took spots in the room where they felt comfortable. Queen, who was still flying a little funny after her injuries, decided to stay next to Spike. Banger was upset about being woken up so late, so he decided to take a nap in the bookshelf. Fang was snuggling with Puppy Spike on Sci Twi's lap; he loved the idea that his master was so fluffy. Char was hanging on the wall, she was looking over the whole group, but more specifically she was keeping most of her eyes on Rarity. Sparks, after a long-winded explanation of Spike's relationship with each human, had taken rest on Celestia's desk, he looked like a desk knick knack. Wallop was sitting on a shelf, all curled up from seeing so many new faces. Belch was scared about seeing the humans, and he was about to blow, but thankfully Fluttershy was able to calm him down before the school needed to be quarantined. Lastly, Alvin was tossed into one of Celestia's desk drawers, after he made some not so school appropriate comments about everyone.

Spike smiled at seeing that all the heads were calm about being in the human world. He looked at Celestia. "So, yeah, these guys and the rest of the family helped me through some real sticky situations." Said Spike. "I trust them with my life, because we've seen everything since I was on my own." Said Spike. Queen nuzzled Spike and buzzed. "I love you to Queen, how are you feeling by the way?" Queen buzzed again, which made Spike smiled. "Good, but I still don't want you in the rotation for a little longer, I'll let you back in after the Q&A tomorrow." Said Spike. Queen buzzed and gave his top spine a nuzzle, Spike nodded. "Cool, just take it easy." Said Spike, he looked at Celestia again. "Sorry Mom, she just got attacked by Eve, Belle and Sophie yesterday, and she needs to rest until she's all healed up."

Celestia nodded. "It's fine Spike, but who are Eve, Belle and Sophie?"

Spike shrugged. "Oh, they're just the Chimera I tamed yesterday." Said Spike like that was nothing new to him.

Celestia just sighed as she just couldn't understand how the little dog that she knew from two years ago, could possibly be the Spike in front of her. "I'm just going to leave that statement for later. Now please tell me, how you are ok with the fact that you've died 11 times."

Spike nodded as he showed off his scars. "Well, let me start off with the first time I died." He pointed to the large scar on his chest. "You guys have guns in this world, so I won't go into the specifics. But around 4 years ago, my master was coming back from one of his hunts. He was tracked back to our camp in the forest and while we were talking around the camp fire, I took a high caliber sniper round to the chest. It broke my ribs and damaged my lung, so the obvious happened, I bled out right in the middle of our camp. Stranger pulled me to cover and ran off to capture the sniper, and I passed on to the other side. That's when I first met my parents. Tiamat and Bahamut, where the first thing she did was complain that I never found a mate." Said Spike laughing at the memory. "Awe, good times."

Everyone looked at Spike like he was crazy, Spike shrugged. "Meh, it was still weird, but I only got to talk with them for a few minutes before I was brought back to life by Mal's changes to my body and the doctors work." Spike shrugged. "But that wasn't the first scars I got." Spike then showed off his legs. "These are from Fuzzle traps that Stranger set up to teach me how to be aware of my surroundings while on the move. I was pretty bad at it in the first month, but I got the hang of it pretty quickly, too bad it was after the damage was done." Spike shrugged as he showed off his wrist. "This one was from a lucky bastard that got me with a sniper round right here, it was a through and through, it still messed my arm up for a little while. But I got a good price for him and his crew. Took a month off after that and just traveled around. But I'll tell you all a great story about that later. So, after I got better, I went up against an outlaw that loved to use Stingbees, I took a few dozen of them in my back." Said Spike as he showed his back and his missing spine. "Shot my spine off, and got a few bees to punch through my scales, their poison caused the scars to form." Said Spike.

Luna gulped as she didn't think it could possibly get worse. "Is that all?" Asked the woman.

Spike nodded. "Yeah, that's all the scars, but nowhere the number of times I was close to dying or actually did. I got kidnapped and held prisoner, Mal broke us out from that. I drowned while stuck in the sewers of a city, then again in the same city, thankfully when I went back a third time, Mal found our gills so I didn't drown again. I've been eaten by a Roc and ate it in the same day, I fought off a pack of Timberwolves, led a rebel army, stopped Chrysalis from taking over the Crystal Empire, that time I did die but I won, and just yesterday, Discord gave me a pass to go see my parents whenever I want to, but only during visiting hours. Plus, I don't want to be one of those kids who annoy their parents, so I'm thinking of only visiting every week or so. Grandma Lilith might not like that, but I can't spend my whole life there."

Both Celestia and Luna looked at Spike. "What, mom's there?" Asked the two.

Spike nodded. "Well, at least the pony version is. Is she not dead here?"

They shook their heads. "No, she's in Florida enjoying her retirement." Said Celestia.

Spike sighed. "I'm going to ask Death how this whole thing works. Just to prove my point, someone check my pulse, it should stop when I put on this ring." Said Spike as he showed the ring. He then slid the ring onto his finger and his heart stopped and he fell over.

In the Afterlife, Spike was back in purgatory, he looked around for someone that can help him, then he felt two things on his back. "Well, I wasn't expecting to get a beefcake today, but I'm not going to complain." Said Death.

Spike sighed. "Hey Death, can you answer a few questions for me?" Asked Spike.

Death leaned in to Spike's ear frill. "I'm a 40 E, but I like to sometimes wear a D bra to make them feel tighter." Said Death. Spike sighed. 'I'll tell Discord.' Thought Spike.

Spike took a step forward and turned around. "Death, listen, can we not do this right now, I really have a few questions for you?"

Death sighed. "Ok Spike, what's on your mind?" Asked Death as she popped in a bench and a cup of coffee for Spike.

Spike smiled as he took the coffee and the seat. Spike took a sip of the coffee. "So where are mom, dad and Grandma Lilith?"

Spike then noticed a floating clipboard. The pages started flipping around. "It looks like Lilith and Tiamat are at the spa getting makeovers, nothing new for them, they do it every month to look young, and Bahamut is at the afterlife dog park with Vincent, once they get back, they will be notified about your visit." Said Death. "So, Spike, why did you pop in from the human world in your reality?"

Spike shrugged. "Me and Twilight are visiting some old friends over there. That's why I'm here, I got some questions on how it works."

Death sighed. "Spike, all creatures pass through here once it's their time, but many things are weird about how time works. The human Lilith is still alive and isn't supposed to move on for another 20 years. But your counterpart in the human world is going to live much longer than a normal Brittney because of the experiments his Twilight subjected him to."

Spike nodded. "Ok, that answers one question, second, are that Spike's parents alive?" Asked Spike.

Death sighed. "No, there were complications with Spike's birth and his mother died from it, his father lived a longer life by two more years, but he was put down recently, because he got too old and his owners decided it was his time, which was fine, because he didn't have more than a day until Grim was going to go get him. But he lived a great life of 15 years with his owners and he was surrounded by them when he passed. They're upstairs right now, and she is so excited to finally get to see her child."

Spike sighed at learning this. "Spike wanted to know if they were important or something that would show up his Garble."

Death looked at her clipboard. "Well, his mother was a German Shepherd police dog, that retired after she was injured during a drug raid, and his father was a Brittney and nothing special, he was just part of the family that adopted her."

Spike smiled at hearing this. "Well, that makes me feel a little better, I guess." Said Spike. "Thanks for telling me all of this Death. But I need to head back." Spike got up from his seat and rendered the empty cup of coffee into nothing.

"No problem Spike, my job is to help those who pass through here, informing them is just part of it." Said Death.

Spike nodded. "Tell Grim, I'm sorry I missed him. It was nice talking to you Death." Said Spike. He then felt a pair of lips on his cheek.

"That's for good luck, you’re going to need it when you get back." Said Death.

Spike sighed as he removed the ring.

Spike's eyes shot open and he sat up, he looked around. "Ugh, I hope that doesn't happen every time I use the ring."

"Stay down on the ground kid, and don't make a move or your dead." Said a man as he pointed a gun at the back of Spike's head. "Just stay in the costume and no one gets hurt."

Spike looked around and noticed what was going on. There were four men in the office with the girls all huddled into a corner, they all had guns and three of them were pointed at the girls. There was a large sack of money on Celestia's desk. 'Ok, bank robbers decided to flee into the school and use the girls as hostages.'

"Buddy you have three seconds before I probably break your arms and make you eat that gun." Said Spike.

This didn't sit well with the gunman. "Why you little punk." He then bashed Spike's head with his gun. But Spike didn't feel a thing.

Spike sighed as he felt like he was hit with a pillow. "Really, is that all you got?" Asked Spike. He looked over at his Twilight. "Twi, where are the others?"

"Spike, shut up, they have guns, now is not the time for chit chat." Said Twilight.

Spike sighed. "But Alvin's such a loud mouth, I thought he would have been the first one to get caught, not to mention his stomach, it sounds like a dragon's roar." Said Spike, hoping Twilight would get the hint.

Twilight gasped as she got the hint, she looked to the others and motioned for them to cover their ears. Spike smiled at seeing that Twilight got the message. "Hey, I'll try and make this quick, I don't want you guys to go deaf." Said Spike.

"Boss, what is this dumb ass talking about?" Asked a robber.

"I have no idea. But I'm not interested in finding out." Said the leader as he pointed his gun at Spike's head and shot him point blank. The leader smirked. "Should have kept his mouth shut, this should show the cops that we're serious."

Spike yawned. "Seriously pathetic, Modus gunpowder had a better kick to it, and what is this shit, you call that a bullet, I call it a pebble." Said Spike as he got to his feet.

All the guns in the room were then pointed at Spike. "What the fuck are you?" Asked the leader.

Spike hummed. "Oh, nothing special, just the dragon who's going to kill you all." Said Spike.

All the gunmen looked worried. "Shoot him!" Yelled the leader. With that all the gunmen opened fire onto Spike.

But nothing was working, Spike sighed. "Mal, how are we doing in there?" Asked Spike.

"Oh, we're fine, nothings even getting past our scales, I was doing a crossword puzzle we saw about 12 years ago. Hey, what's the national tree of Equestria?" Asked Mal.

Spike shrugged. "No clue, ask Twilight when I'm done with these guys."

"Eh, I've waited 12 years to finish this puzzle, what's a few more minutes. They're reloading by the way." Said Mal.

Spike sighed as he looked at the gunmen. "Guys, I was going to roar at you so you would drop the guns, but now this is just sad." Said Spike as he used his superior speed to punch the first man in the gut, making him drop his gun, Spike then used his tail to swat the next two gunmen in the head and moving the guns they dropped out of the way.

Spike looked at the last gunman. This guy was the dumbest of all, because instead of pointing his gun back at Spike, he decided to point it at Celestia. "Stop or the bitch gets a one-way ticket to hell."

Spike started to growl, as his eyes changed into full slits. The room went cold and Twilight looked terrified. "Spike don't!" Yelled Twilight.

Spike looked at Twilight. "Don't worry, I'm in control." Said Spike as he started to grow, and his features started to become more dragon like. His arms, legs, claws, and spines became longer, his muzzle became more pointed as well as larger and his teeth became sharper. When he was done, Spike was 8 feet tall and looked like a small version of his greed growth form. He looked at the gunman. "You have two options, the one where you live and the one where I turn you to ash." Said Spike as he showed the fire in his throat. "Move that gun off her and you live. Don't and I keep the fire right at the point where you feel everything, as your flesh burns away, and you beg me to step on your little head to end your suffering." Spike then smirked. "Trust me, you wouldn't be the first I've done it to."

The gunman quickly moved the gun from Celestia and placed it on the desk. "I give up, don't kill me." Begged the robber.

Spike smiled. "Good choice." Spike moved over to the gunman and flicked him in the forehead, but Spike used his full dragon strength, so the gunman was sent flying into the back wall and he was completely knocked out. Spike moved the gun away from the desk and looked to Twilight. "Twilight, give me Char's tube." Said Spike.

Twilight looked at Spike and found the one she thought was Char's, she tossed it to Spike. He looked at the tube and tossed it back at her. "That's Wallop." She tossed another, but it was tossed back. "Sparks." One more time, and she got the right one. "Thanks." Said Spike as he released the Bolamite. "Char, tie these assholes up." Said Spike. Char nodded and signed something. "Don't worry, I'm still me girl, I learned my lesson after last time." Said Spike. Char was satisfied with the answer, she leapt off Spike and started subduing the gunmen. Spike smiled at seeing that everyone was safe, so he started to shrink down to his normal size. He walked over to the group of guns that he moved away and started crushing them into cubes. "Seriously, this gun was the size of a single bullet back on Modus." Spike yawned. "Man, dying and then growing is a real pain." Said Spike as he looked at the group of men. He shook his head. "Seriously, you four made a huge mistake coming here today." Said Spike. He looked at all the girls and gave them a smile. "Are you girls ok?" Asked Spike.

All of them were crying, they thought they were going to die, and Spike just saved them. Twilight was the first to run to him and hug him. "Spike, that was the stupidest thing I've ever seen you do. You scared the living Celestia out of me."

Spike smiled as he returned the hug. "Trust me, this is like the 12th dumbest thing I've ever done, just right below eating that dark spell book when I was 11, but not as stupid as the time I decided to take a nap on the frozen lake during Winter Wrap Up. But if it helps, I was like 80% sure that I was going to be fine, I could tell by the smell that Modus gunpowder was much stronger than the stuff they were using."

Twilight looked at Spike. "Please don't do that again."

Spike smiled. "No promises." Twilight sighed as she released Spike. He looked to the others. "So, I'm guessing classes are canceled?" Asked Spike.

Celestia gasped as she ran over to the intercom. "Attention, the active shooter alert is finished, all students and faculty please leave the school immediately. The threat has been neutralized, and the police are on their way, please give a statement and leave, classes are canceled for the rest of the day." Said Celestia, she turned off the intercom and looked at Spike. "Spike, Twilight, you two need to hide, go with the girls and meet up later. Me and Luna will handle the fallout."

Spike nodded as he thought of how they could get away. Spike looked at Twilight and smirked. "Twi, if this works, I would be surprised." Said Spike.

Twilight looked at Spike confused. "Spike what are you going to do to me?"

Spike looked away and pictured a mini Twilight. He then snapped, and the next thing he heard was a high-pitched scream. "Awww." Yelled an 8-inch-tall mini Twilight. She looked at Spike. "Spike Solaris, you turn me back to normal, right this instant!" Yelled Twilight.

Spike smiled at seeing that his chaos magic worked. He looked at Twilight, she was the exact same, just smaller. He picked her up and handed her to Sunset. "Sunny, keep her in your pocket." He looked to his Twilight. "And you, keep quiet." Said Spike. He looked at Sci Twi. "Human Twilight, do you think you can handle two puppies in your bag?" Asked Spike.

Sci Twi was confused. "Yeah, but why does that matter?" Asked Sci Twi.

Spike sighed as he couldn't believe he was going to willingly change into a puppy. Spike's body started to change, he lost his scales as it turned into fur, his ear frills changed into dog ears, and he dropped to all fours. Spike groaned as he looked up at the girls. "Because, I need a ride out of here." Said Spike. He looked at his human world counterpart, Spike was taller than puppy Spike. Spike looked around and sighed. "Mother fucker, I'm full grown, aren't I?" Asked Spike.

Fluttershy nodded. "It looks like it, but don't worry." Said Fluttershy as she picked up Spike and let him rest in her arms. "I'll carry you, and just say that you’re the animal management class's dog."

Spike shrugged. "Ok." Said Spike as he snuggled closer to Fluttershy. He looked to Puppy Spike. "Me, jump back into your Twilight's bag and keep quiet." Said Spike.

Puppy Spike nodded. "Ok, but did you see my parents when you died?"

Spike shook his head. "No, but I did find out about them, I'll tell you when we're in the clear." Said Spike.

Puppy Spike nodded. "Ok."

Spike looked at Char, she moved to the desk after she was done. "Char, get back inside, I'll give you the all clear when we're safe." Char nodded and moved to her tube that was left on the ground. Spike looked at the other girls. "AJ, grab my ring, and don't put it on, I come back, you won't. Rarity, can you grab the tubes? Rainbow, grab my journal, I'll show you some of the cool stuff I did while I was gone."

All the girls nodded and grabbed all the stuff. "Ok, the police have arrived, so each of you play innocent and give vague statements on what happened." Said Luna, she then looked at Celestia's computer. "Ok, it looks like the robbers deleted all the security video from the school's system."

Celestia groaned as she rubbed her head, she looked at Spike. "Spike, no offense but I really hate it when you guys show up. It always means more paperwork for me."

Spike shrugged. "Yeah, I have a habit of doing that, you destroy a few blocks of a city and your instantly banned from ever entering it again."

Celestia sighed. "Spike, not helping." Said Celestia as she pointed to the door. "Please just go."

With that said, all the girls and the two dogs walked out of the office and merged into the large crowd of students that were heading out of the school.

After giving the police officers a statement on what happened, all of which was a lie, about them not seeing what happened because they were in a classroom, the group made their way away from the school. Fluttershy, placed Spike on the ground so he could walk, and Twilight released Spike from her bag. The 2 dogs walked together, as they headed for the closest place to stay, Twilight's house.

Puppy Spike looked at Spike. "So, what did you find out about my parents?"

Spike smiled. "Well, your father was nothing special, but your mother was a German Shepherd police dog that took a bullet during a drug raid, she retired and got adopted by the family that owned your father, he was a Brittney and nothing real special." Said Spike. "Listen, I know how they died, but I won't tell you unless you’re sure you want to know." Puppy Spike nodded. "Your mother had some complications when she was giving birth to you, she died because of that, and your father was recently put down, by his owners, but he wasn't long for this world when they did it, he only had one more day until he was going to pass on his own." Said Spike.

Puppy Spike sighed as he looked sad at learning the fate of his parents. "So, I'm alone in this world?"

Spike sighed as he bumped the little pooch. "Nope, just like me, you got thrown into a family that loves you." He looked back at Sci Twi. "I thought about who my parents were for many years, but every time I look at my Twilight or my mom, I figure that I'm never alone in this world."

Puppy Spike smiled as he could smell his home in the distance. "We're here." Said Puppy Spike as he ran ahead.

"Hey wait up!" Yelled Spike as he ran after his puppy counterpart.

Both Twilights sighed. "Spike, don't run off." Yelled the two, but it was too late. Sci Twi groaned. "A Spike is a Spike, no matter who raises him. Let’s head inside of the house and explain what's going on." Said Sci Twi as she and the group reached the front door to her house. Both Spikes were scratching at the door wanting to be let inside. Sci Twi looked at Spike. "Spike, no clawing at the door." Said Sci Twi as she opened the door to the house. Both Spike's ran inside the house and straight through to a doggy door to the back yard. "Mom, Dad, are you home?" Asked Sci Twi.

"In the kitchen Twi. How were your exams? Wait, why are you home so early?" Asked Velvet as she was making lunch for her granddaughter.

Sci Twi and group walked into the kitchen and looked at an older woman in a simple gray and purple dress standing in front of the stove. "Aunt Twilight." Cheered a little human version of Flurry Heart.

Velvet looked at the girls, her mother senses were screaming that something happened. "What did you do this time?" Asked Velvet.

"Hey, I didn't do anything. A group of bank robbers stormed the school and held us hostage." Said the girl, then she thought about what she just said. 'I just realized I'm not even phased by that, my life has been so chaotic that I can say that with a straight face.' Thought the girl.

Velvet ran over to her little girl and checked her for any injuries. "Oh my god, are you ok, you’re not hurt, are you?"

Sci Twi pulled back from her mother. "Mom, I'm fine. Spike saved us from getting hurt." Said Sci Twi.

"SPIKE! Is he ok?" Asked Velvet as she started looking around for the little puppy. "Where is he?" Asked Velvet as she looked to the backyard and noticed that Spike was playing with a larger copy of himself. Velvet sighed when she saw Spike. "Good, he's fine...Wait, who's dog is that?" Asked Velvet.

Fluttershy stepped up. "Oh, he's just my animal management teacher's dog, I took him with me when we left." Said Fluttershy.

Velvet smiled at hearing this. "Oh, ok. Why don't you girls go upstairs and relax after the stressful day you've had. I'll bring up some snacks, once Flurry is done eating.

Twilight smiled. "Ok mom." Sci Twi walked over to Flurry and kissed her cheek. "I'll play with you in a while, ok Flurry."

Flurry smiled. "Can Spike play too?" Asked the little girl.

Sci Twi smiled. "Of course." Said Twilight as she and the rest of the girls walked up to her room on the second floor. Sci Twi's room was very much Twilight. A large bed with books everywhere, a desk with a mountain of papers on it, and formulas scribbled everywhere. All the girls pulled out Spike's stuff and placed them on the bed.

Sunset pulled out mini Twilight from her pocket and placed her on the journal. "I'm going to kill Spike the moment I'm back to normal." Said Twilight. She looked at Sci Twi. "Twilight, what are they doing outside right now?" Asked Twilight.

Sci Twi walked over to her window and looked out to the back yard. "It looks like Spike is trying to introduce Spike to Ember."

Outside in the backyard of Twilight's home, Puppy Spike was going to introduce Spike to his girl and next-door neighbor, Ember. "So, Ember is your next-door neighbor." Said Spike.

Puppy Spike nodded. "Yep, she should be outside right now." Spike looked at the fence and pushed a loose plank to the side so he and Spike could go visit. When the two walked through, they saw a large dog house with the name Ember burnt into the wood right above the hole. In the dog house was a large blue German Shepherd, she was laying down and asleep. Puppy Spike ran over to his mate and started licking her muzzle. "Babe, wake up." Said Puppy Spike.

Ember groaned as she turned her head. "Spike, not now, my owner couldn't sleep last night, and I stayed up with him. I'm too tired to listen to what Flurry Heart did to you."

Spike chuckled as he approached, but this was a bad idea as he got into Embers circle. She shot up, moved Spike behind her, and growled menacingly at the invader into her territory. "Whoever you are, you have to the count of three to leave or I'll bite you." Said Ember as she showed her jaws.

Spike laughed at hearing this as he got closer to Ember. "Trust me, your no match for me." This was the wrong move as Ember lunged to attack the unknown dog. But Spike wasn't going to have that, he started to growl loudly to show his dominance and the fact that his growling was strong enough to make a little earthquake, it worked.

Ember stopped in her tracks and took up a submissive position to this Spike. "I'm sorry." Said Ember as she flattened her ears and had her tail tucked between her legs. Spike sighed; he didn't think that was going to happen. He walked past her to grab Spike out of the dog house. Ember looked at the dog house. "No, please don't hurt him, I'll do anything." Begged Ember.

Spike rolled his eyes. "Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt him." Said Spike as he picked up Puppy Spike by the scruff.

"Hey, not the scruff man, I'm not a newborn." Yelled Puppy Spike. Spike rolled his eyes again and walked back to Ember.

Spike looked at Ember. "Sit." Ember sat down. "Lay down." Ember went to her belly. Spike placed Puppy Spike onto Ember's back where he smiled and curled up. Spike walked back in front of Ember and laid down looking at her. "Your just like my Ember, hot headed, but she's a good dragon underneath." Said Spike.

Ember was confused on what was going on. "What or who are you?" Asked Ember.

Spike shrugged. "Not important right now. Long story short, I'm Spike, I'm a dragon, I'm tired, and I just had to see this for myself." Said Spike. He looked at Puppy Spike. "Spike, I'm going back inside to talk to the girls, good luck with her." Said Spike as he walked away and through the fence.

Ember looked at Spike. "Spike, I'm like 90% sure that I ate a mushroom and I'm tripping right now, how much of what he said was real?"

Spike smiled. "All of it, but I'll explain later, I had a hard day and your soft." Said Spike as she snuggled up more.

Ember sighed as she gave Spike's face a lick. She curled up on the ground to let the warm sun warm them up together. "You know I'm only letting you stay there because your cute."

Spike smiled. "Love you too Ember." Said Spike.

Spike walked back into the home and noticed that Flurry Heart was now playing with some of her toys in the living room. She looked at Spike. "Spike!" Cheered the little girl as she walked over to Spike. "You got so big." Said Flurry as she gave Spike a very rough pat on the head. She tried to pick Spike up so she could play with him, but she couldn't lift him. This made her upset, so she started to cry. "Spike can’t play with me!" Yelled Flurry.

Spike groaned as he was going to regret this. "Shhh, calm down Flurry Heart." Said Spike. "I still want to play with you." Said Spike.

This stopped Flurry's crying as she looked at Spike. "You do?" Asked the girl, not even questioning that Spike could talk.

Spike nodded as he gave her cheek a lick. "Yep, but only for a few minutes, I got important dog stuff to do." Said Spike.

Flurry smiled as she gave Spike a hug. "Yay." Spike sighed as he lifted the little girl off the ground and walked her back to her toys.

"Ok Flurry, what do you want to play?"

Flurry hummed in thought, she then gasped. "Princess!" She looked at Spike. "And you can be the dragon."

Spike smiled, but on the inside he groaned. 'Well, at least it's a role I know.' Thought Spike. "Ok, Flurry, I'll be the dragon."

10 minutes later: Flurry Heart had constructed a couch cushion and pillow castle. Spike was sitting outside of the castle with a pair of fairy wings that were part of Flurry's Halloween costume last year. She thought it would make him more dragon like, but instead it made him want to go visit his parents. Mal was watching all of it happen from inside of their mind. "Oh, I'm so telling mom and Luna when we go to therapy." Said Mal as he was laughing his ass off at the sight of Spike with fairy wings.

Spike groaned. "Mal, go die in a hole." Said Spike as he couldn't believe that he was being subjected to this shit. "Fate if your listening, give me a good flip, I don't know how much more I can take."

The world went still as Spike heard the voice of Fate. "Spike, you look so precious like this, are you sure you can't stay like this for a few more minutes?" Asked Fate.

Spike sighed. "Fate, please, I love Flurry, but this is just sad."

Fate huffed. "Fine, but you owe me."

"I'll make my seven-layer chocolate cake for your bridge game with my mother." Said Spike, he was hoping that would be enough.

Fate was silent... for a few seconds. "The one with the seven fillings?"

Spike nodded. "The very same, I only make it for my mother and me on days we can be together. I'm guessing you've heard of it?"

"Of course I have, Celestia mentioned it was the best cake she's ever had, I've been dying to a single taste."

Spike smirked. "I'll make you a whole cake, if you can get me out of this?"

Fate was silent, but then a male voice started talking. "Dang it, she left the phone off the ringer. Sorry for my wife, she just bolted out of the room, who am I talking to?" Asked the voice.

"Um... Spike Solaris, I'm guessing you're Murphy?"

"Yes sir, "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong" Murphy speaking. Also, please tell me you're wearing that for a bet?"

Spike sighed. "Nope, I got roped into it by a little girl."

Murphy started to laugh at the sight of Spike. "Wow, that's bad."

Spike groaned. 'Are all gods ass holes?' Thought Spike. "Murphy, shut up or I'm not going to make that cake." Said Spike.

"What!" Yelled Fate as she walked back into the room. "Murphy, keep quiet, I just got the opportunity of a lifetime, please don't ruin it for me." Said Fate. She took the phone back from her husband. "Spike, please forgive my husband. I'm the only one who can negate his effect, but only if I'm in the room."

Spike smiled. "Don't worry, I'm still going to make the cake. Is it all set up for me?" Asked Spike.

"It is Spike, Fluttershy will be coming down in a few seconds to get you." Said Fate.

Spike smiled. "Thanks Fate." Said Spike as he noticed that the world started moving again. He looked at Flurry. "Flurry, I have to go." Said Spike.

Flurry looked sad at seeing that Spike was going. "But why?" Asked Flurry pouting.

Spike smiled as he gave her a little lick. "Doggy stuff." Said Spike.

Suddenly Fluttershy walked down the stairs and noticed Spike with Flurry Heart. "Oh, there you are." Said Fluttershy as she removed the wings from Spike's back. "I was so worried, were you a good boy with Flurry Heart?" Spike nodded, because he didn't want to let the cat out of the bag. Fluttershy smiled. "Good boy." She looked down at Flurry. "Flurry were you a good girl?"

Flurry nodded. "I was Aunt Fluttershy, Spike was a good dragon."

Fluttershy giggled. "Sweetie, this isn't Spike, this is Spikie, he just looks like Spike."

"Oh." She looked at Spike and gave him a pat on the head. "Thank you for playing with me Spikie." Spike barked and gave the girl a lick. Flurry giggled. "Spikie stop, that tickles." Said Flurry.

Fluttershy picked Spike up. "Well, Flurry, I'm sure Spike will be inside sooner or later, but I need to take care of Spikie right now. Be a good girl."

Flurry smiled as she waved to Spike. "Bye Spikie." Said Flurry as she went back to her toys.

Spike sighed. "We never speak of what you saw ever again." Said Spike as Fluttershy carried him to Twilight's room.

Author's Note

Ok, change of plans this 2 parter is now a 3 parter. But after that it's back to normal.