The next day

"What in the world is going on?" Twilight Sparkle asked.

"Ponies are disappearing every day!" she began to pace the room.

"And why is Rainbow Dash taking so long? She should've been here 30 minutes ago!" The five ponies were waiting for Dash. It was 5:30 PM already. The doors finally opened and Rainbow Dash walked in.

"Finally. A'h was wonderin' when you would arrive." Applejack said.

"Sorry but I had better things to do." Dash snorted. AJ raised an eyebrow.

"A'h don't think there's anythin' more important than this."

"Guys. Let's not start getting mad at each other." Twilight said.

"Yeah, yeah. Why did you call us all here anyway? I've got better things to do." Rainbow Dash said.

"As you all know, ponies are disappearing from Ponyville, right?"

"Ya already told us."

"Well, Rainbow wasn't there to-"

"How can nopony notice ponies disappearing? Some are even freaking out."

"Can you all just stop interrupting???" Silence. Somepony knocked on the door. Twilight opened the door.

"I need Rainbow Dash." he said. Dash rolled her eyes.

"Alright." she said.

"But you just got here!" Pinkie Pie said.

"So? As I said, I have better things to do!" Rainbow snapped. She left with the stallion.

"Rainbow Dash is acting weird…" Twilight said.

"Ya think?" Applejack said.

"THANK YOU for saving me from another episode of Twilight's Lectures." Rainbow Dash said.

"So that's what they're calling it now?" Rainbow Factory Dash chuckled.

"How did you even do that?"

"Had help from TwiDash, who, apparently, is stuck making a boring lecture for the ponies in her realm for tomorrow."

"Woooooooowwww. Sounds soooooo fun." Rainbow Dash snorted. Factory opened the portal.

"THE FUCK, RAINBINE!?!?" was the first thing they heard when they entered.

"Chill out!" Rainbine yelled.

"You almost SHOT ME with your GUN!" Raridash screamed.

"So? You're fashion was pretty annoying anyway. We don't need dresses everywhere." Rainbine said, rolling her eyes.

"Try saying that to Darling Dash." Riodash snorted.

"Mare of a-" They were cut off as Rainbow Factory Dash slammed the door shut.

"RAINBINE! I SWEAR TO TARTARUS I WILL SET EVERY GUN THAT'S EXISTED ON FIRE IF YOU DO THAT ONE MORE TIME!!!" Chucky bellowed.

"DERPIGUN WILL KILL YOU FOR THAT!!!" Rainbine hollered back.

"I'll leave HER guns alone. But I'll burn EVERY. OTHER. GUN. THAT'S. EXISTED."

"AHEM. STOP ARGUING." RFD yelled.

"What the hell is going on here?!" Rainbow Dash asked.

"Rainbine almost shot me!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"You sound like bickering fillies." Riodash said.

"Thanks. A lot. For that damned comment." Raridash growled.

"Hey, I'm just sayin."

"I thought I said to STOP. ARGUING." Rainbow Factory Dash said.

"She did say that." Rainbow Dash said. There was an awkward silence. Then some pony giggled.

"Riodash? What the hay is that?" Raridash asked.

"Um... Do you not remember my phone?"

"Oh yeah... are you listening to that... um... what was it call again? Rocket to... something?"

"The comic dub."

"The Rocket to Insanity comic dub again? That's fourth time you're listening to that today."

"So? It's not like it's illegal. And you shouldn't have said..." Riodash lowered her voice. "... Rocket to Insanity. She's in that room at the moment, you know. Chucky was supposed to move her into the other room."
There was a ferocious roar that came from the other room.

"I thought it was Twidash that was supposed to move her!" Chucky shouted.

"Well, I thought it was Rainbow Factory Dash!" Raridash exclaimed.

"I told Appledash to do it." RFD said.

"But I thought it was Pinkiedash." Appledash said, flicking a piece of dirt off of herself.

"But I told Amnesiadash to do it!" Pinkiedash exclaimed.

"You clearly said Flutterdash! So I told her to do it!" Amnesiadash yelled.

"I-I told Ch-Chucky to do it." Flutterdash whispered. Everypony turned towards Chucky.

"Well fuck." Chucky commented.

"Look. Move her right now before she busts the freaking door down. The hinges are breaking right now. Twidash, Appledash. Go help her." RFD commanded.

"Um... why?" Twidash asked.

"Stop reading your god damned books and go help out. Also, if you didn't remember, she's not the only one in there now. Oh. Yeah. Amnesiadash. You're helping as well."

"Whyyyyyy? I have to go help Amnesiapie with s-"

"Would you rather rip somepony's head off or be the one who gets their head ripped off?"

"Fine." Amnesiadash grumbled.

"If you do it wrong, you still could have your head ripped off. Now you four go handle her. I have somewhere to be right now."

Author's Note

LOLZ This is so stupid.
It might be awhile before I update this because I have WRITER'S BLOCK! AGAIN. -_-
I'M JUST TRYING TO WRITE SOMETHING AND I HAVE PERFECT IDEAS THEN I SUDDENLY FORGET, NEVER REMEMBER THOSE IDEAS, AND HAVE WRITERS BLOCK. FUCK. IT.
I know Riodash hasn't been introduced yet, but she's also a mix of my OC named Rainbowrio and (obviously) Rainbow Dash.
And I'm just gonna be stupid and let you all read this even though this chapter is unfinished. But I don't want to keep everyone waiting.
If I get any ideas, I might bust it in here and there. Otherwise, please be patient with me while I try to work out my life and what the fuck I'm writing.

It is now 2020 and I'm finally updating :D
I do have some new ideas now so YAY!
I do hope to finish soon. Which is DEFINITELY not happening anytime soon.