Author's Note

Caution, contains actions hovering between lewd and porn, can't say I didn't warn you. Also contains no plot, and can be safely skipped if you don't like clop

Chapter 3

Near Miss slowly made her way to the last carriage on the train. It was the least inhabited, which suited Near just fine. The only other passengers in the carriage were an earth pony mare and a sleeping pegasus mare sitting across from each other. Once the train started moving, the orange earth pony grew a malicious smirk, and quickly looked around the carriage.

She had either not seen Near, or didn't mind an all-mare audience, as the mare quietly got up and walked over to the pegasus, gently prodding her. When the lightly snoring blue pony didn't respond to being prodded, the earth mare started gently kissing her neck. While the pegasus squirmed a bit, she didn't seem to wake up, so the earth pony grew bolder, planting a line of kisses down the other mare's barrel towards her rainbow colored tail. Just before she got to ground zero, the earth mare quickly looked around again, and then slowly licked the sleeping pony all the way from between her teats to her dock.

Near was about to object to somepony doing that to an unconscious mare, when the earth pony gave a soft squeak as the pegasus used her hind legs to drag the culprit back to the scene of the crime. The two lovers only stopped their scuba [satisfying cooches utilizing booping apparatus] excursion several minutes later when Near Miss, tired of the increasing noise the two were making, lit up her horn to create a sphere of silence around herself, and accidentally alerted the intrepid divers, both of whom stared at Near like fillies with their hooves caught in the cookie jar.

After several minutes of diligently not looking at the unicorn, the two interrupted love birds cuddled against each other and fell asleep. Shortly afterward, Near Miss followed them into dream land.