The totaly original adventures of Austin
'Twas a normal day in Calgary for Austin Glover. He was relaxing on the couch in his living room reading many, many, MANY fanfics. Recently he had just read a story where a human was transported to equestria and transformed into a Draconequus. "Chaos is awesome" Austin said as he slouched down onto his couch. “If I had chaos....well les just say I wouldn't go down as easily as Discord" he said as he started to rub his face with his hands. Austin wasn’t our average brony, sure his first two favourites were fluttershy and then pinkie pie but his third favourite was pinkie's alter ego pinkamena Diane pie. After that his favourites turned into all of the "villains". Chrysalis, Discord, Nightmare Moon, the Diamond dogs, the Flim Flam brothers, Gilda and last but not least Trixie.
"Discord was either lied about or he went easy on them, I mean sure I like Pinkie and Fluttershy but...." Austin rambled as he placed his laptop to his side and went to his kitchen to get a glass of water so he could talk to himself some more. However while he was rambling he didn’t notice a cupcake appear on his keyboard out of thin air.
When he returned with a glass of water and sat down he noticed the cupcake on his computer. "How did you get their Mr. Cupcake?" Austin asked as he picked it up completely distracted from everything he was talking about before. My mom must have put it there Austin thought, he then noticed that he was growing hungry so he started to eat the cupcake. After a few bites of the cupcake Austin started to taste something of about the cupcake. Suddenly two beeping noises came from his computer. He then placed his laptop on his lap with his free hand and clicked on his Yahoo email that he had on a different tab. "hmm I wonder who I got emails from." he said quietly as he went to his inbox. The first one was a regular Fimfiction email from a story he was tracking. The other one had nothing in the subject box and only the name 'Diane' in the 'From' spot.
Austin then absentmindedly clicked it and noticed there was only one line in the whole entire email. "Now you sleep?" Austin read of from his computer monitor confusedly. Then he noticed that everything was growing more and more blurry until he felt something hit him in the back of his head. Then all he could see was blackness.