An Interesting Night

by Frosty_Rainbow

Rating: mature
Tags: Porn, Sex, Discord, Princess Celestia, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Romance
Length: 1191

World's worst pornfic

Celestia has had a really long day at work.
Her husband, Discord decides to reward her...

This story was written for comedy purposes.

Also I have no idea how to write a porn story, so if it's crappy, deal with it.

Published 2019-10-19 14:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-10-19 14:20:01 UTC

An Interesting reward

Celestia stormed into her bedroom and slammed the door shut.

"URG!" Celestia groaned.

"Why what's wrong Celly?" Discord asked.

"I had the worst day at day court. It was so boring and long and..." Celestia let out a sigh

"And..?" Discord said, urging her to continue.

"It doesn't matter, I'm just so glad I get to spend my evening with you" Celestia said, walking up to her husband and nuzzling him affectionately.

"Glad to hear that, Celly, oh and I almost forgot, I have a..surprise for you." He said with a grin.

"Really now? Let me set the sun and then you can show me your surprise." Celestia trotted over to the window and lowered the sun.
In about a minuet, Luna's moon rose over the horizon.

"Now, about that surprise?" Celestia asked her lover smugly

"Just lay on the bed and I'll do the rest." Discord replied with a smile.

Celestia trotted over to the bed and lay down as Discord instructed.
Discord walk over to the bed, and without a warning, dove in for a kiss.

Celestia was definitely surprised by this, but soon returned the kiss.
She put her hooves around Discords neck to pull him close, and he put his hands on her waist to support.
Suddenly, Celestia felt Discords fork-shaped tongue begin to explore with mouth.
Then she to push her tongue into Discords mouth.

They broke the kiss and Celestia gasped for air.

"So , was that your surprise honey?" Celestia asked with a grin.

"Not quite my dear." Discord said and he again kiss Celestia, but the kiss wasn't as long.
His mouth began to adventure Celestia's body, each new place got him a moan from his wife.

Soon Discord's mouth found his way to her marehood. Oh and what a sight it was.

He noticed Celestia was dripping wet too.

Discord could have stared at her pussy all day, but he remembered he had work to do.

He gave Celestia's marehood a quick lick, it tasted so sweet, like vanilla maybe.

He gave it another lick, and another and another, savoring her sweetness.
Celestia moaned with each lick then quickly said.

"Yes, ohh yes lick faster dizzy." She moaned.

Discord continued to lick her pussy, his tongue going deeper with each one.

"Ahh- ohh y-yess." Celestia moaned again, Discord had hit her G-spot.

Celestia was so close to an orgasm.

Discords licks grow faster and faster, cause Celestia to buck her hips up and down as he went.

"I'm so c-close Discord." She moaned.

"AHHHHH~!"

Celestia cummed, her juices squirted in Discord's mouth as he swallowed.

"You're so sweet Tia." Discord said smirking at his wife.

"T-that was one of the b-best orgasms I've ever had." Celestia managed to say, as she looked down to she her cum had stained the sheets.

"Eh, the maids will clean it." Discord said before he stole a kiss from his wife.

"My turn." Discord said as he now lay down, he spread his legs slightly to show his erection stallionhood.

"So..big.." Celestia said staring in awe at Discords huge member.

She leaned in and gave it a lick, causing Discord to moan a bit.

Then she sucked the top, causing him to moan louder.

Then Celestia started deepthroating him.

Discord was in heaven, Celestia's warm mouth was amazing. Discord moaned loudly in pleasure as he felt his orgasm approach.
Celestia had put her hoof on Discord's cock and began to rub up and down up, and down.

"Celestia y-you feel amazing!" Discord managed to say.

Celestia started rubbing Discord's cock a faster and faster and sucking on his dick at same time.

The pleasure was to much for him.

"TIA I'M..I'M.."

It was too late, Discord's juices flowed out of him like a waterfall, and Celestia was only too happy to swallow.

"My, my Discord, that was a load." Celestia said with a smirk.

"Laugh all you want my sweet, you won't be laughing when I fuck the hell out of you.

Just like that Discord shoved his cock in her pussy without a warning.

Both of them moaned in pleasure.

"Ahh..ohh faster, Discord Faster! I can take it!" Celestia whined.

Discord pulled his cock out till the tip and then shoved it back in, cause Celestia to squeal.
He repeated this a few times, but every time it got faster,
Discord's balls slammed against Celestia's pussy.

"AHH FASTER DISCORD OHHH I'M SO CLOOSE!" Celestia scram

"I'm s-so close to Tia...."

"AHHHH" Both entries screamed as the came.

"Oh Tia that was-" Discord was cut of when Celestia's lips pressed passionately against his.
Discord returned the kiss by slipping his tongue into her mouth, attacking her tongue. This little mouth fight seemed to go on for a while, then before of them remembered they had to breathe and broke the kiss for some air.

"Discord, that was the best sex I've ever had, with anyone!" Celestia exclaimed'

Discord was practically beaming "I try my best."

"We should do this every night, but first, lets go take a shower, we smell...interesting"

Discord smirked as an idea in his head. "My I fuck the royal ass while were at it?" Discord asked

"Discord!"

"What, I'm still horny." He whined

"It depends" Celestia said walking of the their bathroom.

Discord became erect.

After their shower Discord cleaned the sheets so they didn't smell like cum.
And they both went to sleep in each other's arms.

And in the shower, Discord indeed got to fuck the royal ass.

In the morning, Luna Celestia and Discord all sat down for breakfast.

Luna had suspected something, cause Celestia and Discord weren't exactly very quiet during there fun.

"So, what happened last night?" Luna asked with an all-knowing smirk.

"We just-" Celestia started but was cut of my Discord yelling

"We had sex!"

"Discord!" Celestia scolded him

"What, you are the one who told me lying is bad." Discord said.
He made a good point though.

"So...was it good?" Luna whispered

"Oh yes, it was amazing!" Discord said. "We came so many times, right Tia?"

Luna and Discord turned to Celestia.
She looked beyond confused.

"W-what is happening?" Celestia asked "Luna why would you want to know it Discord and I had I good time or not?"

"So she can join us next time, duh" Discord explained to his confused wife.

"I live in a family of sluts." Celestia said exiting the room.

As soon as she left.
Discord and Luna burst into laughter

"D-did you see the look on her face when I said you would like to join us? HAHA priceless." Discord laughed

"S-she was so confused!" Luna laughed.

They continued laughing, but little did they know, Celestia was watching them.

"Oh, I see now...I'll have my revenge on you, don't you worry." Celestia said, sounding oddly sinister.

Author's Note

I hope you enjoyed that porn/humor story
If you liked it then tell me in the comments so I can make a sequel.

I'll call it, Celestia's Revenge!

I don't know why I wrote a porn story, but I did so meh.

~Frosty_Rainbow~:heart: