//-------------------------------------------------------// Anon's Stories About WHAT!? -by SputnikMan- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// User/Anon/Documents/Private //-------------------------------------------------------// Author's Note So this is my first fic here, tell me how you like it and if you want to see a sequel (I'll put a teaser at the end). There's a couple of refrences I've put in this, can you identify them all? User/Anon/Documents/Private "Yeah, I have a headache writing all of these assignments on paper. I don't think I could handle one more!" Sandbar groaned in agony. Sandbar and Gallus both were sitting in the School of Friendship's lunchroom, accompanied by a first human in Equestrian soil, Anon. He was magically sent by Head Mare Twilight herself as a favor from his parents to make sure he learns about friendship. Anon was spending almost half a year in Equestria. Although he at first didn't enjoy getting spirited away from his home, he didn't mind it at all. He made a bunch of friends during the first few days of attending; Consisted of an Earthpony, Yak, Griffion, Dragon, some insect called a Changeling, and what he assumes is a mermaid/eagle thing. Despite his efforts in the school, he has managed to pass every class and score every assignment. How? Well, through Twilight's magic, he can do his homework with his laptop she decided to bring with him. The computer enchanted with some of her magic that it could power using magic frequencies, albeit he has to bug her every time it was about to die. "Hehe! Well, it isn't so bad when you got this baby on your hooves!" Anon snarkily said out loud, reaching into his bag to grab his laptop. Shoving his tray aside and opened the two halves up and quickly began to type on it, an assignment for professor Fluttershy's class. The two could stare deep down as he typed a long worded essay without any effort whatsoever. "We get it; your laptop is amazing. Don't rub it on our faces!" Gallus sighs, pointing his claw to look in his direction. "So, that thing do anything we're doing but, faster?" He answered back without hesitation. "Yep! No hoof cramps or multiple stacks of paper. Human technology is the greatest!" Sandbar silently nodded at him, fascinated by his discovery, "Anon, you gotta teach us how to work on your laptop. Gallus and I have an assignment for Applejack tomorrow, and we want to experience it the first time. We already seen you do it a couple of times. So if you would be bro?" "Sure thing, anything for a fellow bro!" Anon was smiling t see that some of their friends are willing to give his laptop a try. "I just finished a few seconds before you asked that, just gotta hit print and..." A quick flash inside the bag of Anon came alive for just a second, taking out a large notebook, he turned to several pages in to see his one-page report that he just typed up and into physical form. Both Gallus and Sandbar were amused. He closed down the program, then folded up the laptop itself only to slide it through the grasps of Gallus. "Make sure you bring it back to me tonight, okay?" Anon knew that he was about to let his friends borrow his $1199 laptop from another dimension, but since he was going to use it only to practice, then there shouldn't be a problem. Besides, Twilight's magic could pretty much repair the thing if it ever breaks. "Wow? We could use it?" Sandbar was flattered by his friends' generosity. "But how do we operate it?" "Kind of a problem since you have hooves, but Gallus or Silverstream could operate it," Anon left his instructions. "You can just do whatever as long as you never...touch...the...private folder!" "Whatever that is...then we'll promise not to touch it!" the light-green earthpony sealed a promise, "Right Gallus?" "Yes, of course, we won't look into it, but why?" he suspiciously questioned the human's secretive talk. "Because..." Anon stammered his voice before continuing."If you have seen the stuff in it...you'll be forever by traumatized by the material contained in that folder..." "O-Okay?" the two nodded back, assuming he was joking about that description. "Good, now if you'll excuse me, I'll be taking this extra credit assignment to Ms. Futtershy's cottage; I'll drop it by in her mailbox then off to Ponyville for a visit to the Apple family. I promised to Applejack that I do some farm work," Anon waved at the two guys and left the cafeteria without a trace, leaving the pony and the griffon access to Anon's powerful tool in submitting these assignments that they're doing on paper now from presses from a button. Into the dwelling of Gallus, he accompanied by Sandbar and their other friends: Yona, Silverstream, Smolder, and Ocellus. They were to intrigued by Anon's laptop he uses for homework. Gallus was the one operating the thing, who was mesmerized by the screen at the moment. They just discovered Anon had games on his laptop, and they were willing to watch Gallus play. He was controlling a square that was jumping along with the press of a spacebar. The whole game was simple; go through the level avoiding spikes and obstacles. It was not until Gallus entered a level where there was too much space he had to jump about, he kept dying. "No! I had it!" the griffon was already showing his heritage of screaming and anger, trying to complete the part where the whole thing turns upside down, "DAMN IT! THIS IS TOO HARD!" Silverstream, on the left side of him, gave him some tips. "You're just not fast enough! you gotta jump with the beat!" she pointed straight to the screen. "You already beat the last few levels! Just finish this one and be done with it," Smolder criticizes Gallus' poor gaming skills. "I'm doing that! but the part where the whole thing flips you upside down is annoying m-ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?" Gallus once again died on the upside-down portion of the game, he immediately slammed his claws on the desk, not trying to go full griffon at Anon's laptop. Roughly an hour and a half after that event transpired, the group decided to find one of the movies Anon had on his computer. It was just about where the funniest scene played. A high school bully was chasing some teenager on a skateboard, not until the bully landed in a whole pile of manure, which instantly made every creature in the room laugh. "I hate manure..." the bully in the film slowly said, spitting some manure that landed in his mouth. Ocellus couldn't be so giggly at the scene; she couldn't keep a breathe, "That's the funniest scene ever! and the movie is about a kid who traveled to the past in some machine!" "Yona would like to see Anon's work!" the yak interrupted the film. "Hmm...or even better..." chuckled Gallus, still in control on the laptop, "First, let's just see where he keeps his work..." "Should be on the 'documents' section, right?" Sandbar advised and educated guess, pointing his hoof on the left area of the file directory. Gallus moved his first claw to the trackpad hovering over the cursor to the documents directory. Clicking twice, it revealed different folders with the corresponding names they know well. He clicked onto the first one, titled 'Ms. Applejack', and it showed different document files with all of the assignments and notes from Applejacks class. Ocellus skimmed through all of the titles of those documents and was quite impressive by how dozens of lectures and signs contained in one screen where the user could only access and edit straightforwardly. "This machine works wonders!" her intellectual mind spoke out, "The human race must have been using these to create a well-organized and well productive lifestyle! We must try to get these machines to be mass-produced in Equestria stat!" "Let me go back for a sec! I think I've seen something interesting..." Gallus went back to the page of all the folders from his different classes and focused on the folder titled 'Private,' "Bingo, I found it!" "Hold on, Gallus! we promise to Anon not to look through there!" Sandbar took a second to change his mind, "He trusts us, and to think we'd snoop around in his stuff? It's not the right way to-" *Click* The folder that Gallus clicked on was another folder titled 'No seriously don't open this folder.' Another frustrating click and then inside that folder was 'You will regret this.' Another click and another folder appeared titled 'Think about it. I set this up specifically, not for anyone to look into this.' "Wow! overprotective much?" Gallus sighed, proceeding to click on the folder. The last folder that was titled 'Fine have it your way this is the final warning.' One-click away, and the folder within tons of folders revealed to be a plethora of documents files, counting at over 20 of them. They were titled exciting titles, and some didn't even know what they were also referencing. "Ehh...S-sandcellus? Gallder? what kind of names are these?" Ocellus inspected the names of each document, "And there's some called TwiDash, RariJack, and PinkieShy? those are our teachers' names combined as one?" "Just open one up and see what it's about?" out of curiosity, the hippogriff pointed one of the files. Gallus nodded, reaching for a random file he fished out titled 'Sandcellus' as it was the one they all reached out to the first. The document opened up in a program, revealing a short-length story of some sort. They were impressed by how much time Anon could've worked on it. The first few lines seem to be a description: A Study Session at Night "Huh? we never had a study session at night before, right, Ocellus?" Sandbar's complex expression lit up. "Yeah...it seems to me like this is some story he wrote about us, how friendly of him to actaully right stuff about us!" Ocellus graciously smiled, "It's great to see Anon cares for us deeply enough to a story about Sandbar and me." "Wow, then those titles must've been short for the creatures each story tells about?" Gallus theoretically assumed, "Say, why not we give it a read, shall we? maybe we'll see if this story is good?" "Well, already here, so there's no turning back now...." the colt sighed, accepting what's worse for him, "Guess we'll just say our parts along the way, right, Ocellus?" She nodded in agreement with the story. "Alright, then I'll be the narrator!" Gallus confirmed his role in the story, "Let's start from the beginning." Twas the night engulfed the light surrounding Ponyville, and the School of friendship, Sandbar was accompanied by his dear friend, Ocellus, a challenging that was kind enough to help him out to study in the middle of sleeping hours. Soon after the clock struck 11:00 pm, Ocellus was yawning out, indicating that it was time for her to hit the hay. Ocellus followed Gallus' narration, followed by her first line in the story. "Well, I'm starting to get fatigued, we should head out to bed if we're going to ace that test!" Sandbar quickly followed pursuit. "Sure, I'm once again very thankful that you were kind enough to help me out on my friendship exam! Anything I could repay you?" Ocellus proceded onto the next line. "Well...I do have one question for you?" Ocellus let out a small whimper like she was about to say something profound. "And that would be?" Sandbar titled his head, confused at her odd behavior "It's sudden, but any chance...we could...snuggle in bed together?" Gallus and the others quickly broke off from the story, trying to stay focused on what Ocellus said in the story. "Hang on! why would I snuggle in bed with Sandbar?" the changeling made a faint pinkish blush towards the dialogue in the text, "I know this is some made-up tale but-" "Come on! it ain't bad snuggling together!" Silverstream denies everything, looking to be into this story of Anon's typing, "Just continue?" "Yeah, I wanna see what happens next!" Smolder followed pursuit. A few moments to recuperate, and the three proceeded on the story. Sandbar blushed at the second she offered. Is he about to be snuggling with a friend? Is that the right thing to do? Of course, for the earthpony, he didn't want to hurt her feelings whatsoever, so he silently nodded in agreement. "Well, I guess it wouldn't be fair for you to walk back to your room, so what the hay?" Sandbar shrugged off every bit of worry. "Really, thank you, Sandbar!" Ocellus embarrassed expression made her successful in convincing her crush to snuggle with her in be- "Hang on! Crush? What kind of story is this?" Ocellus broke from the story once more, now blushing at an even darker shade of red on her cheeks. "W-w-wow! that's such a weird implication you k-know?" stammered the colt, sweating beads on his forehead, "Let's just continue!" The two students prepared to hope into bed, with Sandbar at the near edge of his bed and Ocellus just laying on the middle part. She was sure that this was weirding him out, so she slowly used her horn to levitate the colt near her body. Until that moment came where just-wrapped her front hoovers around his torso; this made him shiver in fear as the sensation of a girl touching him in the same bed as he made his colthood bulge up. She was spooning him... "What the..." Gallus scratched his head in a confused matter, proceeding onto the story. "Woah! What are you doing?" Sandbar startled. "...Keeping us closer...as friends...Sandy..." cooed out the changeling, who seem rather seductive and ominous as her usually geeky self "This is becoming intense!" Smolder giggled at the story, like if she's enjoying a play starring her friends. "It's pretty funny too!" Silverstream too chuckled at the story. "I never call you, Sandy! what kind of story is this!" Ocellus was now at her limit, where she was about scream in fear, "Did Anon think this on his own?" Sandbar, who was also weirded by this story, proceeded on, "Now Ocellus, just because that this is a story, doesn't technically mean it happened...right?" The colt retaliated her implication, "C-come on Ocellus, let's not do anything that we'll regret in our lives later!" "Why not...we're friends, shouldn't we be able to snuggle up in bed?" Ocellus acted stranger than ever, "In all honesty...I had my eye on you for a long time...." "R-really?" Sandbar questioned back, soon as she came with her answer, her magic levitated his body, facing away from her into her side. Her eyes were glistening in the moonlight, and her beautiful figure increased his bed. This made Sandbars manhood even more hardened until Ocellus discovered it belove her waist. She was at an aww of its length and girth of a stallion colthood. She didn't know what to say, all she did was stared down at it "W-w-wow! the size on that thing is huge!" she purred deeply next to the new quivering colt, "Let me give you a 'friendly gesture' to fix that for you!" Gallus was about to say the next lines, but he faintly blushed the moment he witnesses the words up ahead. His reaction made all of them confuse on what could make him stop narrating. "What gives? finish the story!" Smolder was nagging him to procced on narrating. "Umm, I..ahh..." Gallus stuttered like a broken record player, trying to say the next few lines of the text from his voice without getting things heated, "O-Ocellus, then...reached over to Sandbars...c-cock and pr-produced to suck the t-tip of i-it!" Every creature in the room was utterly stunned, witnessing the horror that is happening in the story. Smolder as well was quite stunned, she averted her eyes away from the screen. Yona didn't seem to enjoy the story for a bit, as it contained very...intimate stuff about Ocellus and her best friend Sandbar. She slowly squinted towards the changeling, like if she is going to attack her after she exhaled some steam from her nostrils "No! We can't do this anymore! Just skip ahead, will you! Maybe it stops?" the hippogriff was terrified at the sound of her friend speaking in language forbidden by the teachers. He nodded, trying to skip a few... new lines in the story, not until they stumbled apon another sentence, written in all capitalized characters. Ocellus, quickly took a peek at the sentence, and immediately noticed it was her line speaking. "There's no way I'm saying that!" she turned away from the screen, "Just go to a different story!" "But we're already here, might as well...oh..." Smolder was about to convince her until she saw the text ahead. "Come on, friend Ocellus, finish the story of you and Sandbar..." Yona smirked apon the blushing changeling, "It won't hurt you in real life...maybe..." "Are you sure, Yona?" "Yona isn't mad that you're sleeping with Yona's friend Sandbar...it is a story written by Anon, isn't it?" "I-I don't know..." "Say it!" "No!" "Just say it now!" "Why?" The two bickered as Sandbar and Gallus instantly knew what Anon meant by "traumatized by the stuff contained in it." They cringed up as they knew what Ocellus was about to say from the document alone. "Say It! NOW!" Yona's voice raised the environment a bit, making her friends' eyes pop a bit. "S-sandb-bar...I w-want y-y-you t-t-to," the trembling changeling was struggling to speak her next line in the story. She knows exactly what she's gonna say next, "Give m-m-me...your...big...juicy..." "Yona cannot hear very well!" the yak was furiously speaking to the now afraid Ocellus, "What was that now? Speak U-" "SANDBAR I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME YOUR BIG JUICY THICK C*** AND DRENCH ME IN YOUR HOT STICKY C** TIL I'M GASPING FOR AIR-THEIR I F***ING SAID IT!" She gasped the capitalized sentence as if she was going to share it with the world. The poor Ocellus vigorously panted, trying to bug the griffon to close the document up and end the living Tartarus that is...Anon's 'Story.' "I'm done! Gallus, close that thing away and burn it!" she hissed towards the laptop, "That doesn't deserve to exist!" Sandbar, too, was very mad, but mostly confused and disgusted. How could one of his friends ever make a story like that? What kind of sick creature would ever read this? Smolder was also disgusted by the language Ocellus spilled out of her voice, she never would think that her innocent demeanor would put her into this kind of trouble. The Yak seemed to have enough. "Why would Anon make a story of Ocellus and Sandbar doing it!? WHY?!" "I don't know either, Yona!" the griffon said, closing out the story they just read and searching up another one, "Let me see another one and...Oh, my sweet Celestia!" "What?! what did you find?!" Sandbar asked as soon as he darted his eyes in the second story. "This is a story on...Counselor Starlight and...Trixie!?" he gasped at the second horrid story, switching to another document, "And this one's about Ms. Rarity and Ms. Applejack! And other of...Oh, no..." Gallus gestured his left claw to signal Silverstream to read the title and description of the fourth document; her face instantly turned red as she read out loud the document's title a skimmed through the entire story. "WHAA!? Is this story about my brother and me..." Her face quickly turned it on disgusting greenish color as she located the trashcan near the door and let out all a vomit straight in the can. "Alright...I'm starting to get scared of this!" Gallus was covering his eyes, quivering in fear of the text documents that he witnesses. "B-because Anon, for some crazy reason, is making stories about the teachers doing the nasties and us?" Smolder anxiety arose from the atmosphere, chittering her teeth. "No...because I've found a story about...ME AND SANDBAR!!" Starlight and Trixie were in their beloved counselors' office, filling up a few paperwork from their desks, not until a colossal slam came from the door and sprung out Gallus and his group of friends, with him holding up Anon's laptop. "Woah, kids! do you ever knock?" Starlight reached out to the six panicking students amidst her office, "And why do you have Anon's laptop with you?" "Just shut those lips of yours and just read what's on the screen!" Smolder stopped any formalities she made and attempted to get both of their attention, "And concerns you, Trixie!" "What troubles does the great and powerful Trixie have with her best friend, Starlight!?" Trixie demanded answers to her bizarre behavior. Gallus placed down the laptop on the front of Starlight's desk, "I think Anon thinks you're more than just friends..." The two friends observed the document and read it both silently. Seemingly to skim through several parts of dialogue that were presuming them quarreling over something. It was until the text went over to this part: With a surprise second later, Trixie planted her horse lips onto Starlights, giving her a jolt n her mind as her two eyes were shocked by her approach. Starlight seemed to enjoy her luscious lip wrestling as she wrapped her hoovers around her neck, lighting up her horn to teleport the two into the long couch in her office. They were now at a full make-out session, with Trixie right on top of her The two unicorns both retracted their eyes off the screen, embarrassed by the incredibly detailed story Anon crafted. They just stared away from each other, blushing harder than the red Apple's on the farm. "W-w-what! Kind of...SICK fantasy does Anon have with us!?" Starlight began stammering as she was frightened by the horrors of the story. "Not just you! all of us, he wrote some erotic stories about us!" Ocellus came crying out the truth, "Why in Equestria would he write this stuff!?" "Hold on just a minute..." Starlight stopped the kids' warnings and proceeded to use the P.A. system from the school. "Headmare Twilight, Ms. Rainbowdash, and everypony who teaches here that is still on campus! P-Please come directly towards the counselors' office! This a fully powered Tirek level threat here" Took a while before Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Rarity came directly towards the office during their work hours. The four mares tried to question what kind of threat that made them stop teaching their classes. The six students were staring them at the corner, waiting for the horrible experience they will be experiencing a second time. "Starlight! What the hay? I was in the middle of a Hoofball lesson!" Dashie gritted her teeth at the abrupt interruption she had. "Rainbow Dash...Twilight... I'm gonna show you some...let's say...interesting stuff on Anon's computer..." Starlight acted very ominously towards the head mare and the gym teacher. "Umm, Alright, then?" Twilight was all confused as she leaned over to the document, "So is it a story or something?" "Well you'll see," Starlight kinda stretched her sentence a bit, trying to keep her giggles away, "Just a...read the title first..." Twilight's 'Surprise' lunch "Oh, no..." Ocellus was getting some flashbacks on the first story she read with Sandbar, it had a similar name of it. "I don't see what's the problem here, just as a story about Dashie and me getting lunch?" Twilight was now a state of confusion over the title "Alright, I'm gonna skip ahead a couple of paragraphs, the rundown is that you and Rainbowdash and having lunch in the castle...until she brings out something she's eating..." Twilight and Rainbowdash sat apon the dining table in her tree castle they brought each other a sack lunch for them to trade-off. Rainbow dash was the first one to open her surprise lunch sack, and her eyes sparkled the moment she opened the contents. "No way! Pasta, my favorite! you shouldn't have..." Dashie was stoked to enjoy one of her favorite types of carb, "Your surprise lunch will be 20% awesome!" Twilight smiled back to her beloved friend, as she was preparing to open her surprise lunch, "Okay, If you say so!" The moment her horn lit up and reached into the contents of the bag, there was a thin sheet of foil-wrapped apon it. Slowly unfolding, it revealed to be... ...A quesadilla "GAHHH!" Twilight gasped, stepped away from the laptop, and trying to cover her face clearly from those words, "Why would Anon write such...sinister stories!?" The mares laughed at the Head Mare because of her fear of the cheesy food that is quesadilla. All the students watched as the story wasn't just a lewd envision Anon made apon them. Starlight continued onto the main topic. "Okay! Okay! I just wanted to show you that, now why I called you all here was...on this!" Starlight changed the tab onto the same story the students were reading a while ago. Anon took roughly 4 hours to finish his chores with Applejack on the farm; he was nearly filthy from the bottom of his jeans to some spots of dirt onto his plaid shirt. Nevertheless, he had to work on the farm for Applejack. Entering the school, he decided to hit the showers and went to the gym but was interrupted by the Head Mare. "Ah, Head Mare Twilight! I was about to head for the shower room! That hard work Applejack ordered me sure was a hassle!" he smiled straight forward to her unpleasant-looking face. She then grasped hold onto him with her magic and teleported straight to Starlight's office. Where in a flash of light, he was intimidated with multiple staredowns from his friends to the Counselors. They seemed upset about something, and he doesn't know what's bothering them at all. "So, Anon, you've been striving greatly in your classes..." Starlight was the first one to speak up out of all of them, "Truly, your laptop is a gift indeed!" "Well, I don't mean to brag or anything, but; I do my best to educate myself with it," he casually made his remarks, still sitting down on the sofa. "So, let's see some of your fascinating work on it, shall we?" She was the one operating his laptop with magic and began to read the titles of his stories, "A study session at night. My love for my brother is deeper than the sea. Counseling our Love. A Sandy looking Gall. Do those ring a bell to you?" 'You motherfucker Gallus, I told you not to look at that folder!' "Yeah, those were my works! Why? You a fan of it?" nonchalantly, Anon took no hesitation to answer. Still, he was hiding his fears in the depths of his mind. "Why would we be a fan of you writing such stories with vulgar language featuring us! your friends?" Rarity was utterly disappointed at him, staring way from him the whole time. "Yes! why on Equestria would you write stories of us making-out, or doing it in bed!" Ocellus added to their discussion. "He did what?!" Twilight didn't even know what story the students just read, "Anon? have you gone insane your something?!" "I'm not insane...I'm...really passionate of writing stories okay!?" he complained, "In my world, those stories are called 'Fanfiction'" "Fan, what?!" Rainbow halted to cringe apon that word. "It's writing stories on a person/people in the real world or other fiction." he started. "Oh yeah! Quibble writes some fanfics about Daring Doo! Wait! why are you writing fanfics about us!?" Anon cleared his throat, making sure he chose the correct response for this, "Cause why not? I always get bored with my laptop in this world. Last time I checked, Equestria didn't have an internet signal, so I'm stuck with games and movies I've downloaded before reaching here! Why shouldn't I dabble on writing stories starring my friends?" "Did you have to write crazy stuff about us, though!? Like my brother doing and me...Ugh!" Silverstream was gonna finish her sentence, but then almost vomit at the thought of his stories. "We'll just be waiting outside...come on guys!" Gallus spoke for the students, as they were escorting Silverstream to the restroom. Sighing, Anon took the time to come of with that answer, "Yeah! I was debating if I was gonna write those ship fics, but since I TRUSTED my friends to NOT look into the private folder, I thought what harm. Plus, I didn't know Gallus was that good at the computer, I thought he would just be playing Geometry Dash!" "Huh? my name's Rainbowdash!" the cyan pegasus corrected his statement? "What are these ships you're speaking of?! did you write a story about a ship?" Pinkie Pie, who didn't want to be part of the quarrel, questions Anon, "Like the sailboats and stuff?" "Alright, So...ships are the act of pairing two people, or in this case creatures together and forming love stories about them..." Anon was formally explaining in definition, "Usually, they're a combination of the two pairs names: Like for an example, Twilight and Rainbowdash would form TwiDash. Rarity and Applejack would be RariJack and..." Anon was interrupted by the Head Mare, who was shushing him with her front hoof, Levitating the laptop and placing it on his lap, Twilight was showing him another story he wrote. "Anon, You've indeed made some...questionable stories about us, but...there was one that cached my eye." Twilight sincerely smiled straight back to the boy. As if she's not mad or frustrated by his work. "The one where you got a quesadilla from Rainbowdash?" "N-no!" she denied his answer, "It's the very last one..." "Oh..." Anon carefully thought to himself the previous story he just opened up, as he moved his cursors straight towards the first file in the folder of his, "That one..." The students and the teachers were now circling behind him, witnessing the screen h laid eyes on, opening the file, that was titled 'My Letter...' "Read it out for us...will you?" Twilight pleaded, sitting next to the human, Anon took a big gulp, as he wasn't prepared to do this at all, especially sitting next to her. Making for embarrassment, he gave the document a read: Dear Princess Twilight, I've been through alot lately ever since you brought me to Equestria, you've taught me everything I could ever imagine doing; making friends. When I was back in my world, I didn't bother to go outside or do any outside activities from school. But when I'm in here, I feel like everyone cares for me! More so, I have been having a steady relationship with six of your star pupils. They all had unique personalities, but I'm just me. I felt like I was missing something in my life besides friends, someone that cares for me with their deepest heart. I and ridiculed by the girls at my school, which made me go homeschooled. I usually curb my feelings by writing fanfics from people I know or from other stories or media and making romantic endeavors. I know for a fact that I never stood a chance of keeping a relationship, I just wanted someone, only ONE girl who appreciates my company and will always be there if I needed them. I thought hard if I'm ever gonna give this letter to you...but never the less. If I'm gonna be with a girl, then that girl should be you... I love you! Everypony's jaw dropped all in unison. Twilight was, however, warmed by this. Anon was letting out countless beads of sweat, and a slight tear fell on his wrist. He continued onto the letter. I would expect that you would say, "I appreciate the confession, but kindly deny" or "don't you think we're better as friends," and I will accept my fate as it is. But if you would at least know this, you would acknowledge this and consider it. I don't know whether if I ever see you all again if I'm done with friendship school. I'm currently debating if I'll stay in this world, or potentially, with you...Now I know you're the Princess of Friendship, and I would see that you're going to reject my feelings as a couple, so there's no real point of writing to youth- As soon as Anon was about to finish his letter, Twilight interrupted him by giving him a peck on his left cheek, making sure that the small kiss was enough to stop him from reading the letter. Turning to his right, he saw that the Princess was blushing widely, staring her gaze away from him after her smooch. Everypony in the room too was in disbelief, did the Princess of Friendship just kissed a student of her school? Eventually, Anon stopped thinking... "Didn't think you would go to the depths of waiting so long!" the princess whispered, swaying her gaze back to him. "...What? I don't understand...you're not mad? Disappointed?" he quickly regained his thoughts together, asking the reasoning for this. Twilight nodded back to him, "Well, I'm not...Anon, you were like me once before, not speaking to anyone and just focused on studying, well in this case writing. Your terrible time on earth with other people has made you writing these stories, but you are a transpiring author, you shouldn't waste your talent on this," "Well, I do want to become one someday..." Anon placed his hand onto his bottom chin. "What I'm trying to say is...I love you too!" Twilight confessed all her deepest feelings, wrapping her two front hooves around him for a hug Her gesture warmed Anon's heart, but he slowly sighed and accepted the hug back. The mares were also stunned by this sudden change in Twilight's usual friendly demeanor. "Anon...why are you sad?" Twilight questioned his worries from the moment they hugged, "Don't you like hugs?" "No, actually," Anon reached for his answer, "Hugs are a way to hide someone's face from you..." She felt a bit guilty of his definition of a hug, so she slowly retracted from it and proceeded onwards. Placing a hoof around his back, comforting the sadden human. "Listen," Twilight started a long conversation for him, "Don't assume that somepony is gonna reject you by their position...who knows what's about to come soon. So, while you did such horrible things to us in your stories, and although they don't do much. You still need to get punished somehow." "I understand..." Anon slowly droned out to her, "You will be writing your notes and assignments on paper and pen, for three weeks! Your laptop will be confiscated by counselor Starlight in the meantime" Twilight giving him his orders, "Also, you must apologies to your friends of the story they just read with and promise that you'll never do it again," Anon quietly nodded, accepting every bit of punishment he gets. "And when finished with your punishment...then we can go on a date," the princess softly whispered into the boy's ear. "Alright, Anon! your laptop is safe on our hooves," the counselor reminded, lifting the laptop onto her drawer that's locked with a key. "We better leave girls; I need to make up those hours of missing Hoofball!" Dashie soon to speak out from the counseling, as she dashed off to the door to go back to the gym. Twilight teleported away next to Anon, who now was in complete zen as he finally said what he's been wanting to speak to Twilight. "Ah! yes," Rarity's mind shifted to her profession, "I must be going to head out myself, I've got orders to fulfill!" "I need to head back to the bakery to get a mountain full of cupcakes done!" Pinkie Pie squealed out as she left the door. Anon stood up himself, ready to head out to his room, "So, I've learned my lesson..., so I guess I'll be-" "Wait!" The door slammed open once more, revealing six of his friends...or soon to be former friends all staring him down like they're gonna attack him all at once. "You! You made me said all of that, huh?" Ocellus hissed back to his face, "You made me say such...horrible language!" "You made me do it with my brother!" Silverstream followed behind her, preparing her claws as she was sharpening them with a file, "I'll make sure I'll have it at with YOU!" "You made Yona's best friend have nasty with her!" Yona prepared for a tackle straight in his direction. Smolder breath out a trail of flame from her mouth, eager to join in, "I don't know what you've done to me! but I'll be glad to assist the girls in their...intervention with you!" "-Sorry, dude, we should've listened to you!" Gallus chuckled straight back at the threaten human, "Come on, Sandbar, let's go get milkshakes!" The two guys left the girls as they were preparing for a full-on assault on Anon, who was trying his best to cover himself from the enduring pain he is about to receive. "P-P-Please...Forgive me! Starlight, do something!" he pleaded straight to the counselor's back. "I'm sorry, Anon, but if you're gonna make up a story of Trixie and me...with that type of topic, at least warn us first!" "Yes, let the great and powerful Trixie fix that face of ours!" Starlight and Trixie both smiled if they were about to join in all of the 'fun' teaching Anon, a 'lesson' as they were slowly approached them from behind as the girls were doing in front of him. "Please! Don't! I promise not to write anymore-" *CRACK* *POP* *BANG* *CRUNCH* *SLASH* *SNAP* *RIP* *CRACKLE* *SIZZLE* *STOMP* *KABOOM* A few hours in the School of Friendship's infirmary, Anon, being treated for several burns, scratches, broken arms and legs, and ribcage. With clear scratch marks all over his face, a black eye on his left eye, and don't forget the second-degree burns on his right side. His entire body was wrapped entirely in casts, with his left leg elevated 45 degrees and his arms resting on the cushions as the nurse was writing a paper sheet full of excuses from his teachers. "Well, you'll certainly be back on track in about three-four weeks," the nurse diagnosed his condition, "I suggest you find somepony to take care of you till then, we can't just leave you here, other creatures might need the space." "Don't worry about that nurse!" a familiar-sounding voice echoed near the entrance, "I'll be the one to watch over him!" The pony who called out to him was Twilight herself. "Ahh, head mare Twilight! you're willing to take him to your possession for three weeks?" the nurse assumed that’s what her unsuspected entry for. “Yes, I will take him under my wings for now,” The princess happily nodded. The nurse left in the opposite direction to treat another patient as the two were now in contact. Anon, still in agonizing pain, noticed her beautiful figure and precious smile. She trotted towards his face where he could listen to her better. “So...I guess our date starts now...” Twilight slowly giggled at the student, “I’m going to take care of you till you get better,” “N-now? B-but didn’t you say I have-“ Anon mumbled as loud as possible, until he noticed something about her implication, “Oh...you’re into that stuff...really?” “Of course, reading tons of books, you will see some ‘intense’ topics when you get into the older stuff.” she rattled right next to them. “Specifically, those stories where the main character gets to spend time with their crush after suffering an injury...really gets me going...” Anon, as much as he wanted to smile, couldn't cause of his sore throat from Yona stomping on his face. But he knew that he is going to have the most excellent time of his life with Twilight at his disposal for an extended period of three whole weeks... One month later... "AGGGH!" A loud groan came from a dimly lit room, "Where am I? Where are Tirek and that little girl?" "I-I'm here!" A young feminine voice whimpered out loud. "Where in the world is Grogar!" a masculine voice also came from the same direction as the youngsters' voice. In a burst of light, the lights came as brighter than ever, revealing three familiar-looking creatures tied together in chairs, looking in the same direction. They appear to be staring at a large theater stage, with an undefined animal walk straight towards the central pedestal. It was Anon...and he had with him his laptop. He was smirking straight at the three that restrained in their seats. "Well-well-well, I never thought I get to use my brilliant mind as an act of torture...but...hehe," TO BE CONTINUED?