Thorax was looking at the genie with a terrified look. Then it spoke again.

"Hello?"

Thorax decided to talk to it.

"I... I'm."

"Use your stallion voice." Said the genie pointing his hoof at him.

"I'm talking to a smoking green giant?" Thorax asked with confusion in his voice.

"No!" Said the genie as he flew next to him, his height changed as same as Thorax's.

"I'm not a giant, I am a genie. There's a difference." Said the genie correcting him. "Giants are not real." He told him.

"Where's your boss?" He asked again.

"Uh, my boss?" Thorax asked.

"Look, kid, I've been doing this a long time, alright? There's always a guy, you know, he's cheated somepony or buried somepony, I mean, you get my point. Where's that guy?"

"I know that guy. He's outside." Said Thorax.

"So, it's just you and me down here?" The genie asked, summoning a telescope in front of him and looked in it, then he pulled it back and it disappeared.

"And a monkey?" The genie asked looking at the monkey. "That's your personal business, but we gonna need to talk about that monkey later. It's a pretty little monkey." Said the genie as he tried to pet him but Abu backed away.

"So, you rubbed the lamp?" He wondered.

Thorax nodded to him.

"Okay. Do you mind if I could just stretch it over here, do you mind?" The genie asked.

"Are you asking me?"

"Yes. Your my master." He said.

"I'm your master?" Thorax asked.

"Downward dog." Said the genie as he did the downward dog.

"No, no, no. You look like you should be my master." Thorax told him.

"Right, but that's not quite how it works, though."

Then Thorax looked at the lamp.

"How long have you been trapped in here?" Thorax asked looking at the lamp.

"A thousand years." Said the genie drinking a cup of water.

"A thousand years?" He asked shocked.

"A thousand years." Said the genie, as he turned his face just like his "Kid, is it me or does, like, everything surprise you?" He asked throwing away the cup.

Thorax shook his head a little.

"So, you really don't know who I am? Genie, wishes, lamp, none of that ringing a bell?" He asked and Thorax shook his head again.

"Well, that's a first. Monkey." Said the genie pointing at the monkey, then instruments were summoned on him.

Thorax was pointing at Abu with the lamp in confusion.

"You don't need to worry about him. He's fine."

*Music playing*

Genie: Well, Ali baba he had them fourth thieves. Scheherazade had a thousand tales. But master your in luck because up your sleeve. You got a genie that never fail.

*Music finishes*

Then the carpet clapped it's edges together.

"I'm the best. Yeah."

But Thorax still had a confused look.

"Not enough, huh?" He asked, but Thorax didn't reply, he still had a confused look.

"I'm kidding watch this." Said the genie as he pointed at Abu again, and he began playing the drums.

*Drums playing*

Genie: Here I go! Uh, ooh, woo! Back up! Uh oh! Watch out!

*Tuba blowing*

Genie: Y'all done wound me up. 'Bout to show you who I'm workin' with, uh. Well, Ali baba he had them fourty thieves. Scheherazade had a thousand tales. But, master, your in luck because up your sleeves. You got a brand of magic that never fails. You got some power in your coner now. Heavy weapons in your camp. You got some punch, pizzazz yahoo, and how. All you gotta do is rub that lamp. And then I'll say. Mister, man what's your name? Whatever, what would your pleasure be? Let me take your order. I'll jolt it down. You ain't never had a friend like me. Life is your restaurant and I'm your 'maitre d'. Come on, whisper to me whatever it is you want.

8 genies: You ain't never had a friend like me.

Genie: We pride ourselves on service. You're the boss, the king, the Shah. Say what you wish. It's yours! True dish. How about a little more baklava? Have some of column A. Try all of column 'B'. I'm in the mood to help you, dude. You ain't never had a friend like me. Oh! Uh! This the big part, watch out! This is the big part, uh! Can your friends do this? Can your friends do that? Can your friends pull this. Outta their little hat? Can your friends go-

*Beatbox*

Genie: I'm the genie of the lamp. I can sing, rap, dance if you give me a chance, oh! Don't sit there buggy-eyed. I'm here to answer all your midday prayers.
You got me bona fide, certified. You got a genie for your charge d'affaires. I got a powerful urge to help you out. So what's your wish? I really wanna know. You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt. All you gotta do is rub like so.

Genie: Mr.

Thorax: Thorax.

Genie: Yes! One wish or two or three. Well, I'm on the job, you big nabob. You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend, you ain't. Never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never (never!)
Had a (had a)
Friend (friend)
Like (like)
Me!
You ain't never had a friend like me!

*Firework explodes*

Author's Note

I hope you guys liked this chapter! This has got to be one of my favourites!

And also, I do not own the video or the song, they belong to their rightful owners.