Epic, Feature Box-Worthy Story.

by Fleetwood_Brougham

Rating: teen
Tags: Random
Length: 226

KEWL FEATUREWORTHY STORIE

HIYA GUIEZ THIS IS MAH FIRST FIK AND IT'S SOOOOO EPIC IT'S GONNA WHORE ALL OF YOU LIEKS AND STEEL TEH PLAEC AWN TEH FEATURED BAWKX PLZ RATE AND COMMENT!!!!!!!1!!!1!!1!1!!

(Yeah, I'm pissed on this one, people.)

Rated teen for swearing.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-08-18 02:34:01 UTC

Generic Comedy Fic

ONE DAY TWILIGHT WAS WAKING IN TEH WOODS WHEN SOMETHING FUNNY HAPPENED, PREFFEREABLBBY SUM SILLEH ANTICS.

"OMG," SHE EXCLAIMED, DROPPING EVERYTHING IMPORTANT TO ATTEND TO THIS STUPID LITTLE PLOT IDEA, "I HAVE TO GO INVESTIGATE TIHS WTIH MY PALS, THEY'LLLLL GET SUHC A KIKC OUT OF IT!"

AND, AND THEN, WHEN SHE WAS RUNNING BACK TO PONYVILLE, DERPY HOOVES MADE A CAMEO, AND SAID, "MUFFINZ!" LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

WHEN TWILIGHT GOT BACK FROM RUNNING THE ENTIRE WAY, WITHOUT STOPPING, SHE WASN'T TIRED AT ALL, LIEK A REEL PONIE WOULD BE, AND SHE RAN STRAIT TO HERR FRIEDNS.

"OHMYGAWSH, FRIENDS!" SHE TOLD THEM, POINTING TO THE THING WAY OFF IN THE DISTANCE AT AN INDISCLOSED LOCATION THAT THE AUDIENCE CAN'T IMAGINE, "I FOUND THIS THING, AND IT WAS WEIRD, AND WE NEED TO EMBARK ON A STREAK OF HILARIOUS HIJINKS TO FIND OUT WHATEVER IT MEANZ!"

ALL OF HER FRIEDNS HAD NO PERSONAL LIVES, OR THINGZ TO ATTEND TO, SO THEY FOLLOWED HER TO TEH THING AND LOOKED AT IT AND WERE ALL LIEK, "OOOOOOOOOH, IT'S SO WEIRD!"

AND, THEN, THEY ALL TRIED TO HURRY TEH ASS (PLOT) ALONG, AND TRIED TO FIEND THINGZ RELATED TO TEH OTHER FIRST THING, AND FLUTTERSHY SQUEED, AND RAINBOW DAZH WAS GEUY, AND APPLEJACK HAD PONIE GAYSEX WITH DASH, AND THE ENTIRE PLAWT FELL APART, LAWLALALALALLAOLOLLOLKOLL!

THE FUCKING END