God Problems

by HeartfireFirebrand

Chapter 2: God of Destruction Meeting

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Sunset was sitting next to Pinkie, her eldest son the Grand High Priest Illusio stood next to her while Pinkie had their youngest son Xeno sleeping on her lap. They were sitting at the end of massive table, the Gods of Destructions with angels and Supreme Kais behind them were all nervously seated along the table save Beerus who was fast asleep on his chair.

His brother Champa shouted “Beerus, wake up!”

Beerus yawned unresponsive to his brother’s shouting, Whis and Vados gave each other a mild smile. Sunset teleported over and punched Beerus in the gut, he let out a beastly roar of pain before looking in fear at Sunset. Sunset snarled “Don’t give me a reason to find a replacement Beerus, you are on thin ice as it is!”

Belmod grinned only for Sunset to glare at him “Beerus may be an idiot but it doesn’t mean you can be smug about it!”

Pinkie frowned “We are here for serious business, we didn’t you summon you all here for you to hold petty grudges against one another. Please keep the volume reasonable, Xeno is a nightmare when he wakes up.”

Illusio frowned “Now we are here to discuss your mortal levels the reason for the Tournament of Power. Now the Supreme Kais and Gods of Destruction from Universes 1, 12, 5 and 8 for having mortal levels above 7 are considered to be in good hands.”

Sunset frowned as she walked away from Beerus who was paying a lot more attention now “As for those lower, we will not erase your universes as all the mortals don’t deserve to be destroyed because of your lack of results. However if you don’t start taking your roles more seriously I will be forced to find replacements.”

Pinkie looked at the universes who participated in the Tournament of Power “During the Tournament Universe 11, the strongest universe that was active in the Tournament had a Mortal level of 6.5. Universe 2 was lower at 6 and Universe 3 had one of 5.8 while Universe 10 was at 5.5.” She then turned to the other four Gods of Destruction “You four have been proven to have the lowest mortal levels. Universe 4’s Mortal level was at 3.5, Universe 6’was at 3.2 while Universe 7 was at a Mortal level of 3.18, Universe 9 was the lowest at a Rating of 1.86.”

Sunset frowned “Now some time has passed since then, Universe 11’s Mortal level has risen to 6.8. A substantial improvement, Universe 2 is now at 6.1 minor improvement, Universe 3 and Universe 10 remained the same thought notably Mule has been doing more work than Rumsshi. Universe 4 went down to 3.3 while Universe universe 6 stayed the same, Universe 7 went up to 3.3 and Universe 9 went up to 2.5.”

All the other Gods of Destruction looked to Sidra, the God of Destruction of Universe 9. He frowned “I have been too passive in the past, I refused to wipe out weaker planet due to indecision and it almost cost my universe everything. I have also made a concrete effort to improve the infrastructure of my universe so we don’t lose powerful fighters to death matches for survival.”

Roh, his Supreme Kai growled “He has also taken to training small groups of mortals! We gods are not supposed to intervene in mortal affairs!”

Most of the Gods of Destruction glared at him, Pinkie frowned “That is enough. We have been meaning to speak about that, we are removing that restriction. Too many of you don’t take enough time to really solve problems, this will allow fighters to grow stronger. Also the angels should train them as well, Whis did good work with both Goku and Vegeta in a few short years.”

Roh was about to speak up when Sunset silenced him “We created these Universes, these rules you came up with are no longer valid. We didn’t approve them therefore they are abolished.”

Illusio frowned “I believe that is all. The angels will take you back to your respective universes.” Sunset, Pinkie, Illusio and Xeno disappeared in a flash of light, Pinkie laid Xeno in the cot they had added to the bright orange and pink room they shared.

Sunset, Pinkie and Illusio left the room turning off the lights and closing the blinds preventing the sunlight from coming in. Sunset frowned “How many of them do you think will listen?”

Illusio frowned “The ones with a Higher Mortal Level, those with lower mortal levels ignoring Sidra won’t. Beerus might but only because you are nearby and capable of picking up on his lack of efforts much more easily than the others.”

Sunset frowned “We should get some rest, we still have school tomorrow.”

Illusio frowned “I still don’t understand why you two go to school. You are immortal goddesses who could easily take over this world.”

Pinkie grimaced “Son, listen we enjoy it here. It makes us feel normal, like we are just another person. Being at the top is a lonely place and it is so easy to forget what is important.”

Sunset nodded “Exactly.” She then yawned “I would like to go to bed.”

Illusio nodded with a smile “Goodnight mums, I’ll take care of Xeno tomorrow.”

Sunset smiled “Thank you, Illusio. If anything goes wrong call the school. The Principals will come and get us.” They all went to bed eager to get some rest, the next morning Sunset and Pinkie were waiting outside the school.

The Rainbooms sat alongside the Mystic Monstrosities waiting for Sunset and Pinkie, both Twilights were discussing magical theory while the Rainbow Dashes were challenging both Applejack to various athletic activities. Both Rarities were discussing fashion while the two Fluttershys were kissing with their animals hanging around them.

Sunset frowned as she saw a strange disk black disk with the interior being blue. Pinkie picked it up and grimaced “We need to talk to the girls about this item, maybe we can come with a decision on what to do with it.”


Author's Note

This story will crossover with this story by Crazy Falcon Ultimate Equestria in the next chapter. I hope you will all enjoy this little collabaration of ours.

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