God Problems

by HeartfireFirebrand

Chapter 22: Meeting of the Gods

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Sunset and Yulo had just sent out letters to the meeting, they then teleported to the meeting room. The large marble table was elongated and there were now three chairs for each universe in instead of one, the places were marked with numbers, 13 and 14 added to the table. The room was fairly plain with simple dark blue walls and a soft red carpeted floor.

Sunset frowned as over the next couple of hours the other gods filtered in, Iwan God of Destruction of Universe 1, the strongest Universe. He was a being with black fur covering most of his body save for his black eyes, pink hands and pink pointy ears. He wore a similar costume to most other Destruction Gods, a short Angel named Awamo accompanied him.

His light blue skin and white hair was indicative of all angels. Anato, the Supreme Kai accompanying him looked similar to Shin from Universe 7 but with pink skin.

Heles arrived next, the God of Destruction of Universe 2 was very different from Universe 1’s. She was a tall and beautiful brown skinned woman, she had large green eyes and wore quite a bit of makeup as well as jewellery. Her hair was lack and braided, representing popular depictions of Egyptian female pharaohs back on Earth.

Alongside her was a much taller Angel named Sour and her Supreme Kai, Pell, he was old but bulky sporting a white beard and a small amount of hair on his head.

A huge green robot named Mosco wearing God of Destruction attire steps through with a hatch on it’s stomach, inside of it the God of Destruction Mule from Universe 3 is a small red imp like demon with black eyes. A tall smug looking angel by the name of Camparri was behind him.

His Supreme Kai, Eyre, was short and had blue skin as his white half-mohawk was off to the side. He also wore big rimmed red glasses.

From Universe 4, the God of Destruction was a small yellow mouse named Quitela. He had a wicked smirk on his face. Cognac was tall but was similar to the other angels except for his pompadour hairstyle. His Supreme Kai, Kuru, had orange skin and effeminate features except for his white mohawk.

Universes 5’s God of Destruction, Arak, was a tan wrinkly humanoid creature with large purple eyes and a red mohawk. He did not have a nose but nostrils and purple lips as well as whiskers. Alongside him was the bulky Angel, Cuckatail, and the portly pink Supreme Kai Ogma.

Beerus’ brother Champa was the God of Destruction from Universe 6, unlike his brother he was heavily overweight. Besides was his angel, Vados is tall like most angels and had her white hair in a ponytail. His Supreme Kai, Fuwa, was fat and green with hair that resembled the top of a pineapple.

Beerus stepped through alongside Whis and Shin, his silver eyes put the other gods off guard. Even Champa and Quitela who usually liked to make jabs at Beerus were stunned.

The God of Destruction of Universe 8, Liquir, is a golden fox humanoid with yellow sclera and black pupils as well as three tails. Iru, his Supreme Kai, was purple and long faced with a tuft of white hair. His angel, Korn, was tall and had short white hair.

Universe 9’s God of Destruction, Sidra, was a short and pudgy green skinned individual with long orange hair, a moustache and beard. His humanoid from was reminiscent of a viking. His Supreme Kai, Roh, was short and lean with light green skin. Roh’s white hair was in a mohawk. Mohito, Sidra’s angel was very tall and slim with white hair shoulder length hair.

Universe’s 10’s God of Destruction, Rumsshi was a thin and pink humanoid elephant. He had blue eyes, wide ears and short tusks. Alongside him was a light yellow elderly Supreme Kai named Gowasu whose white hair was in the style of a mohawk flipped to the side. The angel, Kusu, accompanying Rumsshi was short, she had the pale blue skin and white hair that all angels had. Her hair is combed in an 80/20 ratio with a single braided pigtail on the right side.

Universe 11’s God of Destruction, Belmod, is a tall and scrawny God of Destruction. He looked like a clown, chalk white skin with a hail bald head that has a large orange puff of hair on each side of his head. He has a big red nose and bright red lips, he also had thick vertical blue lines running over both of his eyes which had thick black outlines.

His Supreme Kai, Khai, had lavender skin and black eyes. His hair was styled in a slicked back mohawk. As for Belmod’s angel, Marcarita, she was very similar to Vados but her hair was done up in twin ponytails with a small bang on either side of her forehead.

Universe 12’s God of Destruction, Giin, is a tall fish-like humanoid with red irises and two fin shaped ears. He is also the only god that looks like a conditioned warrior, having a noticeably muscular build. His Supreme Kai, Agu, had yellow skin with white hair and pointed ears, Agu’s eyes were black dots and he had a round nose. Agu’s head was also oval shaped. Giin’s angel, Martinu, is visibly overweight and her hair is slicked back.

As all of them took their seats, Sunset smiled “The reason you are all here is to greet our new two Gods of Destruction, as well as their angel attendants and Supreme Kais. I hope you will make them feel welcome here.”

Two portals appear in front of the two spare seats. Out of one of them Seth, Screwball and a version of Chrysalis exited. Seth looked around, taking in the room and all the other beings that stared at him.

He sees the seat with the number 13 on it and takes a seat before looking at all the others "Thank you for having me. My name is Seth. Seth Trian. These two are my Supreme Kai and Angel." He pointed at Screwball and Chrysalis respectively. Many of the other Gods, Angels and Supreme Kai's start murmuring and muttering to each other, all except Beerus, Whis and Shin.

Quitela looked over the group of three “They don’t look like much, do we really need more weaklings and idiots running around?”

Seth narrowed his eyes at him before smiling calmly “I assure you, I'm no weakling. If you require, I can show you what I can do?”

Before another word could be spoken, Natsuki, Monika and Sayori stepped through the other portal. Natsuki’s pink hair was wild as a slight red aura glowed around it and under her clothes her body was covered in pink fur, a red aura surrounded her body as she took a seat with a grin. Monika took a seat next to her, Sayori stood behind them holding onto her staff.

Champa groaned “Oh great. More of them.”

Natsuki looked like she was about to jump on him, Monika’s eyes narrowed “Maybe a God of Destruction who looks like he ate half his universe’s weight in food should not judge others before fixing his own flaws?” Seth snickered at her remark, holding his hands in front of his mouth.

Kusu smiled “As entertaining as this all is, we have other things to discuss do we not. I believe we should get down to business.”

Seth nodded "They're right. Shall we get down to the brass tacks?" Many of the other Gods blinked in confusion. "Right, you don't know what that means. Shall we begin?"

Sunset frowned as she did multiple quick scans, she frowned “Right now the first point on the agenda is Mortal Levels.” Seth raised an eyebrow, clearly not knowing what that means.

Yulo explained “Mortal Levels are the average power of a mortal in your universe. Now that it has been established, first Universe 1 has a Mortal Level of 12, Universe 12 has a Mortal Level of 11.5, Universe 5 has a Mortal Level of 10, Universe 8 has a Mortal Level of 9. For those of you unaware these are the four universes whose Mortal Levels were high enough to avoid participating in the Universal Erasure Tournament that our son held before we regained our powers and memories.”

Seth frowned "Universal ERASURE Tournament? Do I even wanna know?"

Sunset frowned “Our youngest son was in charge, while we were gone and I have no idea why his older brother thought that was a good idea. Regardless that’s in the past, as for the other universes with exception of the new ones we will be going over increases. Universe 11’s Mortal Level has passed 7 going from 6.8 to 7.2, Universe 2’s Mortal Level increased from 6.1 to 6.6, Universe 3 has gone from 5.8 to 6.4, Universe 10 went up from 5.5 to 6.4. Universe 4 went down again from 3.3 to 2.5, Universe 6 went up from 3.2 to 3.8, Universe 7 has shown tremendous improvement going from 3.3 to 9 putting it above 7. Universe 9 doubled going from 2.5 to 5.”

Champa shouted "Wait… Universe 7… Beerus?!" "How did your Universe go so high?! 3 to 9?! That's impossible!" He continued to shout loudly.

Beerus’ silver eyes bored into his brother “Champa, I have been taking my job much more seriously and my Grand Supreme Kai is working with me. I’ve destroyed thousands of dead worlds as thousands more have been made ready to spawn life and several have already shown great promise.”

Seth smiled at his friend, proud of how he has changed. Champa noticed this "Why are you smiling, human? What did you do?"

Seth pointed to his horns "First, I'm not human." " Second, well… to be honest… I beat some sense into him. Literally."

Beerus chuckled "You did more than beat it into me. That was the most painful experience of my life."

Seth frowned “Well I was pretty angry.”

Beerus grimaced pointing at Screwball "Understandable, I punched a hole through her." She shivered at the memory.

Yulo frowned “As for the two new Universes, Universe 13 has a Mortal Level of 7.5 and Universe 14 has a Mortal Level of 8. Both have been doing good work so far.”

Seth blinked, surprised “"Wait what?" He looked at Monika. "You have a higher Level than me. Drat." The trio from Universe 14 grinned.

Monika smirked “You are pointing to the wrong person, I am the Supreme Kai here. Natsuki is the God of Destruction here.”

Natsuki grinned “Do you really think I am the creating type?”

Seth shook his head "No, but Monika is the one closest to me. Also, I see you nailed four?"

Natsuki giggled “SS5 actually and I’ve combined the God form with it, so SSG5. I haven’t quite gotten blue to work with it yet.”

Seth’s eyes widened at her words "NICE! Very good for you!" Seth looked around in to see most of the other Gods confused faces “Oh. Allow me to clarify. SS stands for Super Saiyan." At this, many of the other Gods cried out in outrage. Yulo silenced them.

Beerus frowned “She is definitely at a bare minimum the second strongest of us Gods of Destruction. The Saiyans used the Blue form in my tournament with Champa and this form while not quite having blue power only the previous form is at the fifth level of it. I’m not sure whether she is stronger than Seth at full power.

Champa shouted at Beerus "Are you insinuating that this mortal is the strongest?!

Beerus glared at his brother, fire burning in his eyes "He beat me. BEFORE he became a God. I'm not insinuating it. I'm stating it. He is the strongest God of Destruction at this table." All the other gods begin shouting again, refusing to believe that a newcomer was stronger.

Monika calmly raised a hand, reality began warping and twisting around them. Reality began ripping apart around them before reforming “You will all quiet down.”

Silence filled the room, Sunset smiled “Thank you for settling them down.”

Seth frowned "If you all doubt us so much, let me repeat what I said earlier. I assure you, I'm no weakling. If you require, I can show you what I can do?"

Sunset shook her head “None of that, he honestly could beat everyone here except me, Yulo, Monika, his Angel, Chrysalis and Sayori, Natsuki’s Angel.”

Seth raised an eyebrow as he looked at his friends “Are all of them really that strong? I mean, you and Yulo, definitely but it's actually surprising.”

Sunset frowned “Well your Angel has to be stronger than you and your Supreme Kai, it’s part of the position. Monika’s reality warping is insane, out of all those in this room only Yulo and I as well as Sayori can exceed it as she has to be stronger than her because she is her Angel.”

Seth’s eyes widened “Well. This will be a lotta fun.” He smiled at them.

Yulo frowned “So does anyone have anything else to discuss at this meeting that doesn’t involve our new gods?”

Champa frowned “What about the changes with my brother?”

Sunset frowned “As long as the Mortal Level of his Universe grows it is of little concern. That does bring up another point” she turned to Quitela “You’re dropping Mortal Level is concerning, if you keep this up we may need to pick a replacement.”

Seth raised an eyebrow "I'm actually curious as to why it's falling."

Champa snapped "You don't have a say in the matter. Your have nowhere near enough experience to deal with this kind of problem."

Seth retorted "I'm just asking a question. What's so wrong with that?"

Beerus frowned “Nothing, as for Quitela well simply he was like me before I got my act together but even lazier. I did my job sometimes even if I was very haphazard about it when I did. Quitela never does his job, it’s simply the fact of the matter.”

Seth frowned "Ouch. That's definitely bad. Although I might have an idea." Seth then stands up... while Seth was sitting in his chair explained his idea "I think a helping hand might do the trick. This is one of my clones. He's not as strong as me but most things I can do, he can too. Perhaps if Quitela has someone to show him how to do what he needs to, he'll do his job better."

Quitela shouted "I am centuries old! I do not need some mortal telling me what to do!"

Seth’s clone frowned "First, I won't be telling you what to do. I'm not your Angel. I'm just going to help you pick up the slack. Also, if you're so old, why aren't you doing your job?" Quitela looked outraged but didn’t reply. The clone then moved to stand beside his Angel.

Quitela then burst toward Seth only for Kusu to appear in front of him and slammed his head into the table “Forgive my Queens but he needed to be put in his place. He was getting on my nerves.”

Yulo nodded “I understand that Kusu, you seem different from all the other Angels. I can feel something different about you.”

Kusu smiled “Well I was always a little more emotional than the others, I guess it comes with time. I am the oldest of our family save father.”

Sunset blinked as she looked over the twelve original angels that were in the room before her eyes widened “We have grandchildren!”

Seth spoke with hesitation "Uuuh…? Ok?"

Yulo frowned “It seems we may need to call this meeting to an early closure, we have a son who needs to give us an explanation on why he didn’t tell us we had twelve grandkids.”

Seth’s eyes widened as he realised what she meant "Oh! I get it. Yeah, That's probably a good idea."

Sunset and Yulo frowned “I trust you can find your own way home from here.” The two teleported into their castle and shouted “Illusio!” The entire castle shook in the face of the two angry Goddesses.


Author's Note

This chapter crosses over with one of my other stories https://www.fimfiction.net/story/463531/doki-doki-displaced-in-equestria and this one https://www.fimfiction.net/story/451029/ultimate-equestria by Crazy Falcon

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