My Little Family

In the room the guards took me to, I was laying on the bed wondering how I would survive here, even if it was for a few days, since I am really, really picky. As I was thinking, I heard some ponies running out in the hallway. I heard the door handle jingle. The door opened and a guard declared, ”Johnny, the Princess had requested your arrival.”

I looked at him, wondering 'What could she need me for?' "Alright." I said, getting up from the bed.

The guard took me to Celestia. “Johnny,” she greeted as I walked in.

“Princess.” I replied, looking at her. She was looking out the window, like Frank Reagan in "Blue Bloods".

“Equestria seems to be under attack by robots in animal costumes, and I think you can help us.” She said, not stopping her gaze at what ever she was looking at.

‘How did they find me’, I wondered. “Yes, I can. In fact, I dealt with them before.”

“Alright, I'll have my guards take you to your items."

Three guards, two of them, the ones that flew me here, walked in and took me to where my items were. All I really needed were my Gersh Devices, and that would be it. I grabbed them, and then told them I was ready.

"That's all you need?" One of the guards questioned.

"Yes." I said. "I'm ready."

We got onto the carriage, two guards flying, and one in the back with me, and we took off.

"So," I said, trying to break the awkward silence, to the guard sitting in the back with me, "how are you doing?"

The guard replied with silence.

"...How long have you been a guard?"

"2.5 years." He answered.

“Hmm... What’s it like being a guard for the Princess?”

“Honestly,” he leaned towards me, whispering, “kind of boring. You’re mainly just standing around in case something happens, and most of the time, nothing does.”

As we flew into Ponyville, I looked down and couldn’t believe what I saw. Buildings were on fire, debris was on the ground, and a lot of the buildings were destroyed. I saw the Mane Six fighting the animatronics, then I saw a building that was still standing. Damaged, but standing enough that I, the guards, and the carriage could hide behind it. I asked them to go behind it, which they did. I got off and pressed the gem on my necklace. Remember how I mentioned that I went to the COD Zombies realm? I got a Panzer Soldat suit and created a device that forms the suit when I press it. I attached it to a chain, and called it a necklace.

I turned into the Panzer Soldat, and let me tell you, I can do a lot of things with it. One thing I can do is play music and attach it to speakers in the suit. “You guys stay here.” I said, turned around, and played “Panic Song” be Green Day (a clean version, I’m not playing songs with bad words around the innocent ponies), because it’s energetic and I knew in this suit, they would start to sweat, even though they were robots. I stepped out from behind the building, everyone and everypony looked at me, and the animatronics had fear in their eyes.

“Hello, boys!” I said, “Did you miss me?”

If jaws could actually drop, theirs would be in the Nether after they realized it was me in the suit.

“Go.” I said to the Mane Six, then they ran behind a building. “I can't believe you would hurt these innocent ponies. You guys shouldn’t be scared,” I said looking at the animatronics, “You should be TERRIFIED!” I yelled, shooting out my claw to grab Golden Freddy.

I then pulled him in, and roasted him. All the others ran off. I threw Golden Freddy on the ground, and said, “I'm hungry for more than bear.”

I then ran around, roasting Chica, Foxy, Balloon Boy, and Mangle, and smashing Bonnie, Freddy, Toy Freddy, Toy Chica, and Toy Bonnie.

I then took the remains of all of them to the middle of the battlefield, and turned to face Golden Freddy.

“I want you to listen real close.” I growled. “The next time you pull a stunt like this, you’ll have your own special place in hell.”

I opened a Gersh Device, put in the coordinates for Fazbear’s Fright, and pushed the roasted animatronics through. I then closed that portal, and put in the coordinates for Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria (the one for the second game), and pushed the smashed remains of the other animatronics through.

“What just happened?” I heard Twilight ask behind me.

I pressed a button inside the suit to put the suit away, turned towards her, and replied, “I took care of them.”

“What were you just in?” Applejack asked.

“I was in a suit I got from a different dimension. I would love to tell you guys about some of the dimensions I’ve been to one day.” I said with a smile. “Now, if you don’t mind, I’m going to go to the Princess to tell here the animatronics are gone.”

I walked over to the building where I left the guards, and went behind it. They were in complete shock because of what they just saw. One of them finally asked, “That was you?”

“Yes, it was.” I calmly replied. “Could you please bring me to the Princess so I can tell her that they are gone?”

“Yes, sir.” They said in unison. Two of them went to the front of the carriage, one went to the back with me. “Also,” I said to them, getting on the carriage, “you guys don’t have to call me sir.”