So Much for Studying

by Antimilk

Rating: mature
Tags: Spike, Comedy, Pinkie Pie, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Porn
Length: 4330

Twilight x Pinkie x Spike cloppy goodness

Twilight tries to get some studying done. Pinkie Pie shows up and pulls her into a make-out session. Hot friendship with benefits ensues, and as is the nature of things, Spike gets dragged in.

Published 2011-12-15 18:00:42 UTC
Last updated 2011-12-15 18:00:42 UTC

Chapter 1

It was a sunny day. The weather team had completely eliminated all traces of vapor that might block the sun’s rays. Ponies trotted along well-worn streets to meet with friends, eat lunches of daisy sandwiches, or just relax in the fields. It was just the kind of day perfect for a certain pony to relax and get some reading done… Inside. Out of the sunlight.

Three guesses as to which pony, and the first two don’t count.

Twilight Sparkle was, at the moment, engrossed in a tome about twice the size of her head. If it were propped up rather than laid flat on the wooden floor, one could read the title Maple Mane’s Manual to the Mysteries of Mystical Mushrooms on the spine. Every now and then, her horn would give a soft glow. At those times, a similar aura would surround either a quill, which quickly jotted down a few notes onto a parchment beside the book, or the page of the book, which would gently flip over to the next. The scratches and the soft flaps were the only sound in the library, which pleased Twilight. Silence was a rare and valuable resource in Ponyville.

“Hi~~ii Twilii~iight!”

Mainly because other ponies actively drained it from their immediate vicinities. Some at a more alarming rate than others.

“Hello, Pinkie Pie,” Twilight sighed, praying that this would be a quick visit that wouldn’t detract from her studying that much. She didn’t get her hopes too high up, though. “What brings you here?” she asked, still focused on reading.

The party pony bounced in place like a rubber ball, seemingly unconcerned by Twilight’s lack of enthusiasm. “Oh, nothing,” she answered, grinning her usual lunatic grin.

The unicorn waited for her to say something else, but as seconds trickled by, she looked up. “Why did you come here?” she rephrased her question in a deadpan.

Pinkie Pie suddenly froze in midair (causing physics to do a double-take) and held a hoof to her chin. “Well…” She flopped back down to the ground. (Physics had just finished cleaning its glasses and, on seeing nothing wrong at second glance, shrugged and moved on.) “When I woke up this morning, I decided I wanted to do some pranking! Actually, I didn’t think that until after I jumped out of bed and woke Gummy up and I was hungry so I ran downstairs and took some of the extra cupcakes in the kitchen except apparently they weren’t extra ‘cause Mrs. Cake got mad at me and…”

Twilight groaned in despair, faceplanting into the book. As effectively as this action blocked out her sight, it did nothing to protect her ears from the flood of inane babble rushing out of Pinkie’s mouth. So much for studying. A minute went by like this.

“…And so when AJ started bucking crab apples at us, Dashie said she had enough pranking for one day which is a pity because it was barely afternoon and there’s so much more we could do today but she flew away before I could tell her that and Jackie started throwing other stuff at me so I ran away and I think she’s still out there so can I hide in your library for a teensy-weensy while and also make out?”

“Sure,” Twilight grumbled. “…Wait, wha–?”

That’s as far as she got before Pinkie Pie snatched her face up in her hooves and mashed their lips together. Twilight tried to protest, but anything she said was lost in the other pony’s mouth and only came out as loud mumbles.

The party pony pulled her head back. “Silly filly! That’s not how you make out! Here! I’ll show you!” The unicorn didn’t get a chance to recover and respond before Pinkie Pie came in again, this time taking advantage of her open mouth to stick her own tongue in. Twilight mumbled out some more protests, but with every second Pinkie’s tongue danced around her teeth, her arguments quickly began to fade away.

Pinkie took her tongue back and moved away again. “That was a bit better, but I think you need a liiittle more practice, alright?”

Twilight blinked dumbly, the taste and the feeling of the earth pony’s tongue still remaining in her mouth. “Uh… Sure,” she eventually said.

“Yay!” Pinkie Pie wasted no time in diving back in and getting back to exploring the unicorn’s mouth. She didn’t expect Twilight’s tongue to jump up and block hers. She moaned appreciatively. Their tongues wrestled between their open lips for a while, each struggling to push past the other. Eventually, to Pinkie’s surprise, Twilight won the battle, enduring long enough to shove her tongue into the party pony’s mouth. When Twilight’s hooves reached around and pulled her head even closer, she could only moan around the intrusion reaching into every corner. A minute later, Twilight pulled back, letting Pinkie take back the role of the aggressor.

They went back and forth a few more times, moaning lustfully all the while, before finally stopping. Both of their heads moved away at the same time, and they stared each other, panting deeply, as a small trace of shared spittle bridged their mouths.

Pinkie then sucked up the saliva like a noodle. “Wowie-kazowie, Twilight!” Her face-splitting grin could take on the Cheshire Cat’s any day. “I had no idea you were such a great kisser! You didn’t need any lessons at all!”

Twilight giggled, and she lightly stroked Pinkie’s curly mane with a hoof. “Let’s just say I had some unconventional education while I was studying in Canterlot,” she grinned.

The party pony didn’t stop smiling when she leaned in to nuzzle against Twilight’s snout. “You tasted sweet,” she murmured huskily. “Like grape, or berries.”

The unicorn smiled contentedly, nuzzling back. “You tasted sweet too, but more like cotton candy.” Her tongue flicked out to lick the other pony’s lips.

Pinkie Pie leaned back again, grabbing Twilight’s head in her hooves. “Wanna know what the rest of me tastes like?” she whispered.

Twilight blinked. “Oh fuck yes.” She instantly catapulted herself into Pinkie, bowling her over onto her back. Her shrieks of laughter quickly turned to moans as Twilight’s mouth ran along her neck, kissing and sucking at the flesh. Their bodies ground against each other as Twilight’s explorations took her muzzle into that pink poofy mane. She inhaled deeply, taking in the overly sweet scent, before moving back up Pinkie’s face and nibbling on her ear.

“Oooh, Twilight…” she moaned.

The unicorn took her mouth off of the pink ear. “Yes, Pinkie?” she asked. She giggled at the other pony’s groans of protest, and blew into the ear. Her giggles turned even louder as the ear flicked about violently and Pinkie whined even more.

Then the earth pony suddenly rolled over, throwing Twilight onto her side. She cried out in surprise as Pinkie started kissing her neck and travelled south. Pinkie’s mouth nibbled and sucked at Twilight’s body, going over her chest, down her barrel, and stopping at her belly button to twirl her tongue around. The unicorn’s body contorted in laughter until Pinkie moved on, pausing to suck at her teats, then skipping right past her marehood to her inner thighs.

Twilight groaned loudly. “Pinkieeee...” she whined.

Pinkie Pie giggled into the unicorn’s thigh. She only raised her head long enough to ask, “Yes, Twilight?”

The student recognized the role reversal, and would have none of it. She shoved her front hooves against the ground, pushing her body into a sitting position. Before Pinkie Pie could look to see what was happening, she grabbed the pink-maned head and thrust it straight into her open crotch.

Pinkie was admittedly annoyed that her teasing was cut short, but she took it in stride like she would anything else. Her tongue quickly flicked out and stroked Twilight’s outer lips, sliding up and down their length. Twilight groaned, finally receiving the satisfaction she’d been yearning for. Pinkie busied herself, licking about the wet pussy, occasionally digging into the hood at the top, earning an extra gasp from the unicorn, who started to lean forward.

Twilight shut her eyes, simply enjoying Pinkie’s ministrations. When she eventually opened them again, she saw an enormous pink rump and a bouncing magenta tail consuming her field of vision. A devious grin stretched across her face, and she suddenly lunged forward, gripping the tail with her teeth and tugging up sharply. Pinkie Pie could only squeal in shock and excitement. The vibrations from her mouth transferred into Twilight’s pussy, increasing the unicorn’s pleasure even further.

Not stopping with the tail, Twilight placed her hooves right over Pinkie’s balloon cutie marks and began to massage them slowly. The party pony moaned in pleasure, momentarily taking her mouth off of Twilight’s marehood in her daze. At least, until the unicorn bucked her crotch into Pinkie’s face. Not even the wonderful sensation of Twilight’s tail-tugging and rump-rubbing could distract her from the delicious candy vag being shoved against her muzzle.

This time, she upped the ante, burying her tongue into Twilight as deep as she could, sending the unicorn into convulsions. She didn’t stop there, but hummed directly into the pussy, sending vibrations directly up the insides. Twilight let go of the poofy tail to groan loudly, but Pinkie still went on. She pulled her tongue out and dug into the folds on the top of Twilight’s pussy, eventually revealing the clit. She immediately pulled the little nub into her mouth and sucked.

Twilight immediately jerked up away from Pinkie’s rear, squealing in pleasure. The party pony didn’t let this stop her either, but relentlessly continued to eat the unicorn out. She let go of the nub and penetrated Twilight with her tongue again, thrashing it about the tight space. The unicorn collapsed onto her backside, giving Pinkie total control. Her legs kicked about wildly as the pink snout buried itself into her crotch.

“Pi–Pinkie–!” she eventually gasped. “I– I’m gonna–! Oh!”

The earth pony pulled out again and latched back onto her clit, lightly biting it with her teeth, at the same time she shoved her hoof straight into the throbbing pussy.

Twilight let out a piercing scream, not caring who could hear her. Her walls clenched and convulsed around the large intrusion, soaking it in her juices. Her back arched as her body was racked in electric pleasure and a hint of pain. Eventually, her voice died out, and her body collapsed. She simply lied on the wooden floor, eyes closed, panting deeply.

She wasn’t exactly sure how much time had passed before she was aware of a presence right above her. She opened her eyes to see Pinkie’s grinning face above hers.

“Hey, Pinkie,” she smiled.

“Hey, Twi,” she giggled, before holding a wet hoof above Twilight’s snout. The unicorn recognized it as the hoof Pinkie had used to make her cum. She just opened her mouth, inviting Pinkie to put it in. The earth pony did, and Twilight started licking her own juices off of the hoof. Half a minute later, when there was nothing but her saliva coating it, Pinkie pulled the hoof away and stuck her tongue back into the unicorn’s mouth. Their bodies rubbed against each other as they made out, and Twilight could feel whenever her sensitive marehood made contact with Pinkie’s.

Then the front door opened.

“Hey Twi, I’m back from helping Rarity, and I stopped to pick up–“ There was the sound of paper and quills falling. “Holy guacamole.”

Only then did the two ponies break away from each other to turn their heads toward the open door, where Spike stood with a pile of writing supplies under his outstretched arms.

“Oh, good thinking, Spike,” Twilight smiled. “We were short on quills the last time I checked.” She turned back to Pinkie and started pushing her tongue between her lips in a bid for another session. She was quickly answered, and the two were back to their very open-mouthed kiss.

Spike could only gape, and slowly reached out to close the door without taking his eyes off the frenching mares. After a while of groping, he managed to get it shut, and he made his way around the pile of quills and parchment for a better angle.

Pinkie released Twilight’s lips with a loud smack. “Ooh, somebody’s interested!” she laughed, looking at the gaping dragon.

Twilight rolled the other pony off her. “You know, you got here just in time,” she said, still smiling serenely. “I would’ve gotten my toys out, but you’ll do fine.”

If it were possible, Spike would’ve exploded from blood pressure right there. Twice. Twilight had “helped” him with his hormones several times in the past – and he with her periods of heat – but he had never dreamed of having two mares at the same time. Even if neither of them was Rarity, the mere thought made him dizzy. The scent of female arousal permeating the air of the library didn’t help either. Still, he managed to nod dumbly and stumble forwards.

Grinning, Twilight leaned over to whisper something into Pinkie’s ear. She blinked back in confusion (causing Spike to wonder what could possibly confuse Pinkie Pie of all ponies before the hormones blocked off his higher brain functions), but Twilight only winked at her before trotting up to Spike. “Why don’t you sit down?” she asked seductively.

The dragon immediately complied, falling onto his rump. Pinkie bounced up eagerly as Twilight nuzzled his crotch, right where they both knew his equipment was. The scales of his underside shifted apart, and his malehood slipped right into her mouth.

“Aww, no fair!” Pinkie whined. “I wanna see it!”

She just winked at the party pony, and started sucking. Spike groaned, wrapping his arms around Twilight’s head, holding her down to his base even as he kept growing. She sucked in harmony with his throbs and knew exactly where to lick. It wasn’t until he reached his full length inside her that she finally drew her head away, breaking his grip. She sucked every inch of his malehood until the very end, letting go with a pop and a string of her saliva.

“Ohhhh, now I get it!” Pinkie Pie gasped. “He has two! You should’ve invited me sooner, Twi!”

Spike only blushed as Twilight laughed. “Believe me, if I knew you would be interested, I would’ve,” she grinned.

“Are you crazy? Who wouldn’t be interested?” She just stared at the twin pricks with a downright predatory grin. Spike couldn’t help but feel intimidated.

The unicorn just giggled at his expression. “Want to make up for lost time?”

“Do I?” The party pony immediately lunged at Spike, who gasped as her mouth easily deep-throated both of his members. In contrast to Twilight’s slow sucking, Pinkie Pie rapidly bobbed her head up and down his twin shafts, blurring like a jackhammer. It was such an entirely new sensation that he would’ve fallen over had Twilight not held out a hoof to hold him steady.

“O-o-o-o-o-h-h-h-h-h,” he groaned, his voice vibrating with the sheer speed she fellatiated him.

“Now, Pinkie. Not too much,” Twilight interrupted. “Remember the plan?”

Pinkie Pie quickly released Spike’s members, much to his disappointment. “Oh right!” she giggled. “I almost forgot! They’re just sooo much fun! I mean, it’s a pity he’s kind of small, but having two of them really makes up for it! We could do all sorts of things with them! And their shape is really funny too! They’re like rockets! Hey Spike, wanna blast off inside of me?”

Twilight saved his blood from boiling over. “Focus,” she reminded Pinkie as she stepped to the party pony’s side.

“Okie dokie lokie!” Pinkie sang before scooting aside. Now the two mares were seated in front of Spike’s twin members, Twilight to his right and Pinkie to his left. They both leaned in together just as Spike realized what they had been planning.

He reared his head back and groaned loudly as each of them took one tapered tip into her mouth and sucked. They slid down, painfully slowly, until their lips were touching at the shared base. He risked a glance down, and saw the two heads pressed together at the cheeks, focusing on what little of his cock remained exposed. Then Twilight’s tongue flicked out and rubbed the junction between his twin members. He nearly fainted from the pleasure, and it didn’t help when Pinkie noticed and joined in as well. He could feel both of their tongues dancing in that bend while each of his tips touched their throats. And then they really started blowing him.

Sometimes, they moved together, keeping their cheeks pressed together as they slid up and down his shaft, pausing to twirl their tongues around his heads. Sometimes, they alternated, leaving him dealing with the sensation of one dick being consumed as soon as the other was freed. Sometimes, they didn’t coordinate at all, instead, each doing their own thing. Twilight, as usual, moved up and down slowly while keeping him pleased with a combination of sucking and licking. Pinkie Pie, meanwhile, bounced her head on his left shaft like a woodpecker. Spike wasn’t sure which method of treatment he enjoyed the most.

Finally, he could feel a pressure surging up from within. “Girls! I– I can’t–!”

They had felt the pulsing, and both slammed their heads down as far as they could. With a final cry, he let loose in their mouths, pumping them full of dragon cum. He could feel them swallowing his load, alternating. After several spurts, the flow ceased, and he collapsed backwards.

Twilight and Pinkie Pie lifted their heads and faced each other with grins. They immediately began to make out again, this time messily sharing the cum they hadn’t swallowed. Often, the sticky fluid would spill out of their open mouths, prompting the other to lick it up where it landed. Spike lifted his head again just in time to see them gulp loudly.

“Mmmm,” Pinkie hummed appreciatively. “Delicious!”

“Isn’t it that right?” Twilight reached around him with a hoof and rubbed her head against his scaly one. “My number-one assistant makes the best dragon cum in Ponyville.”

“I’m the only one who can make dragon cum In Ponyville,” he managed to pant out.

“Whatever.” She kissed his forehead affectionately.

“So what now?” Pinkie Pie asked, sitting up eagerly.

Twilight raised a hoof to her chin. “Well, you haven’t cum yet, have you?” she asked Pinkie.

“GASP! That’s right! Hey Spikey! Do me! Do me!”

Spike blinked, startled. “I uh…”

“Well, Spike?” the unicorn asked, moving behind him. “I can’t see why you wouldn’t want to. After all, you’re still plenty hard.” She brushed a hoof against one of his rigid members.

“You heard her, mister!” Pinkie shouted, leaning onto her back. “Time’s a-wasting! Less talking, more pounding!” She patted her wet pussy with a hoof so rapidly that for a moment, Spike thought she was spanking herself.

He twiddled his fingers nervously. He wasn’t absolutely sure he could handle the bundle of pure energy that was Pinkie Pie. Twilight, however, didn’t give him a choice to back out. “Come on,” she said, pushing into his back with her snout. “Don’t keep her waiting. Give her what she wants.”

He was quickly pushed right between Pinkie’s spread legs, where he had a perfect view of her dangerously enticing pussy. It was literally winking at him, the lips spreading open and closed, open and closed.

“Um, do you…” he stared at her winking cunt for a few more moments before finishing his question. “Do you want both or…?”

“Well DUH I want both! Just one’s too small, and besides, I’ve never had two inside my pussy before! Now hurry up!” she almost growled.

Cowed, Spike quickly gripped his twin members and shoved them forward. They squeezed in easily, and he was instantly hilted inside of her. He gasped at the sensation of her pussy squeezing around him, wrapped his hands around her legs, and started pumping as hard as his small body could.

Pinkie let out a squeal of eagerness and delight as he penetrated her. “Oh wow!” she giggled. “That feels so weird!” She wiggled her hindquarters, shifting Spike’s members around each other slightly. He groaned in pleasure, causing her to giggle even more. “Come on Spikey! Harder! Harder!”

He upped his pace accordingly, but his limit was coming up. He was beginning to fear that the pink pony was going to drain the life out of him. Then he felt Twilight licking at his shoulder scales. “You heard her, Spike. Give it to her harder,” the unicorn said huskily. Blood started to pound in his head, and he thrust even faster. With her whispered encouragements, he found that he could somehow keep up the strenuous pace.

“Ooooh, yeeeah!” Pinkie moaned. “Now that’s what I’m talking about!”

As Spike kept pounding into her, Twilight’s head moved in front of him and started to lick Pinkie’s pussy, also covering the top side of Spike’s dicks. Pinkie moaned even louder as the tongue rubbed her clit. Then Twilight pushed the hyper-sensitive nub against the thrusting members.

“Oh Celestia! Don’t stop! Don’t stop!” she nearly screamed. “What are you doing? Don’t slow down now!”

Spike was now panting, the effort of keeping up the rapid pace starting to get to him. He began to slump over Pinkie Pie’s crotch, bumping into Twilight’s head.

“What’s wrong, Spike?” she asked, looking up at him, concern showing in her large, beautiful eyes.

“I just– too tired,” he gasped out, jerking unsteadily.

Twilight smiled at him. “I understand,” she said, moving out of his vision. Suddenly, he was pushed right off of his feet, falling onto Pinkie Pie’s body. Then he could feel Twilight climbing over him. She spread her front hooves around both of them.

“Twi? What are you doing?” he asked.

“Just giving you a helping hoof,” she said, looking down at him. Then she squeezed Spike’s hips with her own and thrust, forcefully shoving him deep into Pinkie Pie.

“Augh! Yes! Yes!” the party pony screeched.

Spike was in a daze as Twilight kept pulling him in and out of Pinkie Pie. He could feel both of his members sliding back and forth against her walls, sparking only pleasure from the motions. He was aware of moaning from Pinkie Pie and Twilight. He dimly thought that the latter must’ve been getting off on his spines. Then he felt the pressure again.

“Girls, I’m going to cum again,” he groaned out.

“Ah! Just– Just wait a bit!” Pinkie cried out. “I’m almost there!”

“You can do it Spike,” he heard Twilight whisper. “You can hold it.”

He gulped, and tried as best as he could to hold the tide in. The unicorn continued to bounce him in and out of the party pony.

“Ah! Ah! AH!” she gasped. Twilight suddenly slammed down and pressed him in as far as possible. Pinkie started to scream. “Now, Spike! NOW!”

That was it. Like a dam bursting its walls, Spike’s twin cocks dumped a torrent of cum into her convulsing pussy. Her orgasm came right after, her throbbing walls coaxing every drop they could out. With her vice-like flesh clamping on him, there was hardly any room for his seed except her womb, which quickly filled up, and outside, where it soon poured.

The last thing Spike heard before passing out was Twilight whispering “Good job, Spike. I’m proud of you.”

=+=+=

“He fell asleep?” Pinkie whined, looking at Spike’s snoring body sprawled on top of her. “That’s no fun! There’s a dozen other things I wanted to try! Like DP, but with one guy! Or have him fuck both of us at the same time! I wanna do that! Wake up, Spike!”

“That’s enough, Pinkie,” Twilight said, lifting him into the air with her magic. “He’s still just a baby dragon, you know. He needs his rest.” His limp members, freed from the party pony’s ploughed pussy, dripped a bit more cum before retreating back under his scales. She giggled and licked some of the cum smudged on his crotch off before pulling a few cushions from the edge of the room into a pile and placing him on it. He quickly snuggled into the pillows, a soft smile spreading across his face.

“Aww, isn’t he cu– Ah!” Pinkie Pie was cut off as Twilight buried her face into the party pony’s pussy, gobbling up the excess cum. Pinkie giggled as she crawled up so that they were face-to-face, and they started sharing Spike’s seed again, this time mingled with the flavor of Pinkie’s own fluids. Eventually, they swallowed what they had, and Twilight crawled back down for more.

“Besides,” Twilight said after their second load. “We can still have plenty of fun on our own, can’t we?”

The earth pony grinned. “What spells do you have?” she asked, poking at the top pony’s horn.

Twilight’s eyes sparkled mischievously. “A lot.”

=+=+=

Later that night

“Greetings, Sister!” Luna called out happily as she strode into the chamber. “Today hath been a most busy day, has it not? Ambassadors, council meetings, all requiring our words and duties. But all hath been finished, so we now… Sister?”

Princess Celestia, regent of the sun and goddess-ruler of Equstria, was currently hunched over a curled parchment on her desk, clopping. Luna recognized the ribbon and seal beside it.

“Thou art… pleasuring thyself to thy student’s friendship report?” she asked cautiously. “We are aware that thou greatly miss thy lessons with her, but art there not more dignified ways of deriving pleasure available to you?”

Celestia ignored her, her attention devoted to the open scroll. The sound of clopping was perfectly audible throughout the room. Luna sighed, and approached the desk. She might as well see what it was about.

Within a minute, both Princesses were clopping side-by-side.