Enlightening Darkness

by BlankBrony

Rating: teen
Tags: Anthro, Main 6, My Little Pony: The Movie, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Super Smash Brothers, Storm King, Comedy, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Human
Length: 18105

[Displaced] A young brony went to a convention but didn't cosplay, he was just visiting until he met the merchant who sold him Galeem's Core and Darkhon's eye, after buying it, he was transported to Equestria.

[Displaced] A young brony went to a convention but didn't cosplay, he was just visiting until he met the merchant who sold him Galeem's Core and Darkhon's eye, after buying it, he was transported to Equestria.

He woke up in the Everfree Forest, just after Twilight was captured by Tempest Shadow, now that he can turn to the embodiement of both light and darkness, what will he do?

A little story I write for fun (like all the ones I do).

Published 2019-11-26 21:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2020-01-04 01:57:26 UTC

Prologue and Arrival

Prologue and Arrival

Why does this happen to me?

So, where do I begin? Ah yes, the beggining of course!

Well, I was peacefully visiting a convention like a normal guy, I saw some pretty cool things in here, some cosplayed as marios, luigis, others came with straight resident evil zombies. I was with two of my countless friends, chilling and enjoying our time.

"Hey dude, look at this girl! Damn!" One of them said while staring at a maid cosplaying girl, this dude I swear.

"Nevermind her! Look at this!" The other said while staring at a mutated zombie walking around.

"Guys let's chill a bit, no need to rush." I said while watching an act with hulk and thor fighting.

It was pretty fun and chill, so I, of course, decide to go buy somethings as a souvenir.

"Guys, I'm going to buy somethings, wait here." I said while searching a stand. But all of the stands were full and I'm too lazy to wait anything, then, I saw a lonely stand, completly normal, with a bunch of random things in show. So I went over it.

"Hello there young one, what can I do for you?" The owner said with a smile. He seem chill.

"Nothing much, just looking around that's all." I replied while looking at the stuff he sells. It was loaded with random things. Some masks laying on the walls, weird toys on the stall, other things behind him. Then he showed me something, it wasn't very particular, besides the glow it's showing off. Then he pulled another thing out of his pocket, it was an eyeball, but unlike the others, it had a cat like pupil and the corner of the eye were fading into black, the scelera was a little green but still pretty white.

"What are those?" I asked him, he smiled.

"This orb is the Core of Galeem, Embodiement of Light." He said while showing me the eye killing orb.

"And this is the Eye of Dharkon, Embodiement of Darkness." He continued while showing me the terrifying eyeball.

"You mean, the final bosses of the latest Smash Bros?" I said, excited by what I was seeing, sure they lacked the wings and tentacles but they were the exact replica of what I remembered them to be.

"Yes I am, what if I sold them both for 50$?" He said, I was shocked, surely it wasn't all there is to the price.

"Your messing with me right? These masterpieces should be sold for 500$, each." I said, but then."But, because you said 50$ is the price, then 50$ is what I give." I continued while smiling in confidence. I gave him the 50$ and he gave me the two mythical orbs, then I felt a headache, a very painful one.

"Farewell, O Lord of the Enlightening Darkness." He said before I fainted.

I felt weird... I felt like I was in a forest... I heard some birds chirping around... I heard a growl.... wait, a growl?

I slowly opened my eyes, then I saw leaves flowing with the wind, I was laying on grass, it was relaxing, so much relaxing I wanted to fall asleep... wait a second, didn't I say I heard a growl?

I sat up to look at my surrounding.

"Yep, as I tought, I'm in a Forest." I said while looking at the tall trees and bushes.

"So, where did I heard the growls?" I said, I wasn't afraid because I am too relaxed and lazy to be able too, while I look around, I noticed that I kept my white shirt and black jeans on, that's good, then I noticed green eyes staring at me from the shadow of the trees.

"I'm so screwed right now." I said while standing up, the green eyes that were staring at me reminded me of Timberwolves.

"I swear if you are Timberwolves I am so gonna eat you." I said that because I recently read a fiction about Timberwolves torturing Fluttershy. That angered me because seriously, who doesn't love Fluttershy? Soon enought, the green eyes body started to approach, and as expected, it was a Timberwolf.

"Yep, I'm so gonna eat you." I said while walking towards it in a casual matter, if I was gonna die, at least I will do so to avenge poor alternate universe Fluttershy. When I got close to it, I felt something weird in my head, then, black tentacles started to rush after the Timberwolf and started to tear it apart, I just stood there while looking at the scene.

"Welp, now that that's done, what am I gonna do in the Everfree Forest." I said while walking in a random way, now you must be thinking why I wasn't panicking, that's because I saw some weird things in my life so many times that I learn that, when there's a situation you don't understand, you just roll with it because if you think to much about it and start to panick, you will end up doing reckless things.

After some hours of walking, I noticed how I didn't feel hunger, thirst nor tiredness, it kinda bothers me in a way because now, I have nothing to do besides walking, if I was still feeling hungry and thirsty, I would have a meaning in life, survive, but now, I just walk and walk and walk, I didn't mind the occasional Timberwolf because the shadow tentacles would always show up from somewhere I don't even care, and tear them apart, even the manticores were part of this, but they just had their necks break because I don't really like bloody stuff happening.

Then, I reached the outskirt of the forest, and sure enought, there was Ponyville just outside the forest. I looked at the mountain in the distance with Canterlot sticking on it, what I saw was some dark clouds and what looked like air ships flying around here.

"Welp, looks like I'm in the MLP Movie timeline then. Better get there quick, I don't want to miss that. But before that..." I said while looking at the windows of one of the houses, Ponyville looked empty so why not? I wanted to see my reflection, I mean, I need to look presentable at least, what I saw was suprising, my face didn't even have the many red pimple on my face, it was clean, but it wasn't that that suprised me, it was my eyes. My right eye was completly white, it even looked like it was emitting light. My left eye was horrifying, it had a cat like pupil with a white scelera, fading to green then to black.

"Lord of Enlightening Darkness? Sounds cool. Maybe that's why there were tentacles protecting me, maybe I can summon Galeem"s wings too? And..." I trailed of while walking to Canterlot.

Storm

Storm

That's some powerful wind if I do say so myself...

I didn't know Canterlot was that far ahead, well, at least it allowed me to train a little with my abilities, after I left Ponyville to Canterlot, I began thinking if I could summon Galeem's wings, and because I didn't know how to do it, I was doing it the old fashion way. Focus.

That's litteraly all I did, I Focused all my will to make Galeem"s wings appear, after sometimes, it didn't happen, but I didn't lose Focus, because that's what every heros does when they gain powers, they stay Focused, determined to summon the all mighty power I now have! Then....

Nothing... BUT, I DIDN'T LOSE FOCUS. I became so Focused that I didn't even noticed I was in front of the gates of Canterlot, I was so Focused I didn't even noticed I ran into a wall, just beside the gates, I was so Focused I didn't even noticed that I continued walking despite the fact I wasn't going forward because of the wall.

Then, when I stopped Focussing, I noticed my stupid action, I looked like a brainless zombie walking into a wall and still walking forward without even going forward, it was so stupid I saw a blue screen in my mind saying 'Your brain stopped working' with a sad face.

Because it was like a Windows 10 PC, I rebooted my brain, and I saw the usual 'Lenovo" Logo with a 'Loading' under it. After it was turning on, I didn't even know why, I heard the usual Windows starting sound.

Then, the first program starting in my PC brain, is, 'What the hell'.

Then I re focused on reality.

"Okay, besides the fact that I did something so stupid my brain went Windows 10, the wall is in a nice shape besides the invasion." I said while admiring the clean white wall in front of me. I looked at the gates besides me and saw that they were broken so badly even Jhonny would be proud. I walked in then I immediatly said.

"This looks like Germany in 1940." I stated while looking at the desolated city, I walked around like a tourist, but I didn't have the hat, the sunglasses, nor the camera, so I looked like a dumb dude walking around a ruined city, I saw some ponies in stones too, but they were anthro versions, so it was a little weird. I saw Derpy's statue on my way and I stared at it, she was happy, well she always is, besides the time the ponies blame her for something she didn't do, how sad.

"I can deal with that, altought I hope Fluttershy isn't too weird, nevermind, I'm pretty sure she is pulling it off like a boss without even noticing." I said while walking at the castle, then I started to feel a powerful wind blow over me, even if I am pretty much two god in one body so I didn't even shake, it was still noticably powerful, like really powerful.

"Damn, don't tell me it's already going to be the time where they play the 'I want this stick!' time." I said while thinking about Storm Boi and Twily fighting over a basic RPG magic wand with electricity element on it. Pretty funny if you think about it that way, maybe Discord will update Ogres and oubliettes so the element wands would be in the game, maybe I should join them.

No stop! Focus on the situation right here and now!So, I am currently standing in front of a stainglass with the aforementioned stick stuck in it. Ok so there's multiple situation I can do here.

First Situation : I burst the glass and say "IT'S MY STICK".

Second Situation : I brust the glass and say "IT'S MY STICK".

Third Situation : I gently open the door and say "Can I please retrieve my stick?". Oh wait nevermind, there's no doors, they're all broken and burried under tons of rocks.

"IT'S MINE" I heard Storm Boi say behind the stainglass with the stick stuck in it. So, fourth situation it is then.

"YOOOOOLOOOOOOOOO" I screamed while breaking through the stainglass and picking up the stick, then the wind stopped, Storm Boi got so startled he stopped moving in mid air, Twily and her friends were no better, they stopped themselves.

"Great! I broke time!" I said tiredly, they all looked at me, then at the stick, then at the stone on top of the stick.

"What?" I said while looking at the stick, it broke, the blue stone was broken, the stick was broken, the ground was broken, the storm was broken.

"Um...Oops?" I said, they looked at me, again. So I walked over Storm Boi who was still in blue screen

"Hello?" I said while waving my hand in front of him, he didn't even blink. I turned to Twily.

"Is he okay?" I said to her while pointing at Storm Boi, but I was pointing with the stick, a stick that was unstable, so Storm Boi was shot by his own Element and sent flying into a wall. Twily and her friends looked at me, then Storm Boi, then I saw Tempest blue screen behind me.

"Umm... It's awkward at this point." I said, then, for some reason, time returned.

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?" I heard Twily scream at me, it suprised me so much I backed away with my hands in front of me making a 'nope' sign, then all of the girls started to go into a street fighter pose, besides Fluttershy who was hiding behind rumbles.

"Um... I'm Steve?" I said sheepishly with an awkward smile. Then without warning, I was shot by Tempest, it wasn't even painful but I did feel the hit.

"Hey! What did you do that for?" I said to her, she looked shocked.

"H-H-How is that possible?" She said and after that her mouth opened then closed then opened, well you get it.

"I don't know, here you want this stick? Take it." I said while lending the stick to Twily, she took it then looked at me with confused eyes.

"Why di-" before she could finish, a roar was heard, I turned to look at the source and saw Storm Boi rushing after us, and now, for some reason, Galeem's wings rushed to him from behind me, and a beam of light was shot to him by the same rushing wings, he was then turned to stone, and the wings threw him out of the balconny, and his statue broke. After that, the wings disappeared with a little explosion of sprinkles. I looked back to Tempest, Twily and her friends, they blue screen again.

"Welp, My name is Steve and I'm the Lord of the Enlightening Darkness."

Friend or Foe?

Friend or Foe?

Who is this stallion?

Twilight's POV

Since the Storm King returned, he has been a too dangerous threat, but I knew that with my friends, we could beat him, after they rescued me, the Storm King's wand was out of his grasp and stuck in a stainglass, but without a host, the wand's power went out of control and created a tornado, me and my friends were batteling against this powerful to get the wand but then.

*BOOM*

"YOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOO" Somepony screamed.

The pony who said that broke through the stainglass window and picked up the wand stopping the wind and tornado, we were so shocked by this we couldn't even move, then I noticed something on the wand, the ancient stone that is use to canalyse the power to control a storm was broken, the whole stick was broken.

"What?" He said, and then he looked at the wand and noticed that it was broken, I was expecting him to be in horror but instead.

"Umm... Oops?" He said sheepishly, 'Oops? OOPS? THAT'S ALL HE COULD SAY AFTER BREAKING ONE OF THE MOST DANGEROUS WEAPON IN ALL OF EQUESTRIA???' I thought, it was so frustrating seeing the wand in the hand of a civilian, but the civilian in question was an idiot, wich made the frustration worst.

"Is he okay?" He said while pointing at the Storm King, but he was pointing with the wand, then the Storm King was shot by lighting coming out of the wand, but the stallion didn't even seem bothered by this. 'Not even does he realise what he did, he doesn't even realise that he is talking about one of the most dangerous entities in Equestria. I tought tiredly, this pony was a true idiot, my friends were shocked too, I bet RD is thinking of a thousand ways to beat his flank.

"It's getting awkward at this point." He said, that did it, he is so stupid I broke.

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU???" I screamed, he didn't even move and did a sheepish smile.

"Um, I'm Steve?" He said sheepishly, this is so breaking my mind, first he burst in out of nowhere, then he break the wand, and then he shoot the Storm King without even batting an eye.

Then Tempest shot a powerful spell at him, I noticed that this spell was lethal and could kill anypony who doesn't have an affinity to magic.

"Hey! What did you do that for?" The stallion said coming out of the fog made by the spell, unscratched. 'That's not possible, the power behind that spell could even harm an Alicorn! And he just came out unscratched?. I tought furiously, this pony is not a normal pony, I can't even see him properly because of the battle I had with the Storm King.

"H-H-How is that possible?" I heard Tempest say, it was the same with me, don't worry Tempest, but then he was coming towards me, me and the girls were ready to take him on, but instead, he lended me the wand.

"Here, you want this stick? Take it." He said,'He thinks it's just a stick? Who is this guy? I tought while taking the 'stick', then I wanted to ask why he did what he did, but I was cutted by a loud roar coming from the rumbles, it was the Storm King, he was rushing to Steve as he say, it's the end of him.

But then, some weird looking things came out of nowhere and were rushing to the Storm King, it looked like, wings? But then, the 'wings' shotted a beam of blinding light to the Storm King, after the light hitted the Storm King, he was turned to stone, then the 'wings' that were still rushing after the Storm King got to his statue, and threw it out of the balconny, breaking the statue upon contact with the far away ground. Then, Steve came towards us.

"Welp, I'm Steve and I'm the Lord of Enlightening Darkness."

Lord of Enlightening Dakness? What the hell is that? So he means that HE is a Lord? Lord of Enlightening Darkness?

But then, after looking at him, he was pretty normal, his clothes were weird but looked like it was made from an expensive material, his jeans were black and made from something I don't even know, his shirt was white and looked like it was made of silk, then his face, it was a perfect face, a beauty of this world, but it wasn't that that troubled me, his eyes, they were totally different from each other, the right one was completly white and I swear I could see light emitting from it, the left eye was terrifying, it had a cat like pupil and a scelera that faded from white to green to complete darkness, the darkness of his eye was so overwhelming it was like I looked at the Core of the very Darkness that surrounds everything, the Void.

"Um, helloooo? What's your name?" He asked, I didn't even noticed him waving his hand on front of me, I blushed i embarrasment.

"I-I'm Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship." I said a little flustered, he looked like he was thinking for a bit, and I swear I heard him mumble 'Yep, that's definitely The Twilight Sparkle'.

"What was that?" I said raising an eyebrow. He looked at me and smiled.

"Oh nothing, it is just and honor to me The Twilight Sparkle in person." He said while bowing graciously, I bet he knows that I don't like being treated as a Royalty and that he does this to tease me. But when I looked at the girls, they look a little bit more relaxed, Rarity was smiling madly when she saw him bow like this, RD gagged and AJ didn't even look, Fluttershy smiled and Pinkie... Was being Pinkie.

"O-O-Oh, please, raise your head, you don't need to treat me like royalty." I said still flustered, he looked at me with a raised eyebrow.

"Nonsense, you are a Princess, and one that saved Equestria as much as Celestia and Luna did, it is only appropriate to bow in front of such a pony." He said while bowing again, I blushed from the praise and Rarity fainted, RD and AJ were playing cards on a rock, Fluttershy blushed a little and nodded at me, and Pinkie, was gone? Oh no.

"HISTEVEIMPINKIEPIEANDILOVETOPARTYANDYOUDOYOULOVETOPARTY?" Pinkie said while poping in front of Steve.

"Hello Pinkie Pie, it depends on my mood if I love parties or not." He said, how did he kept up with Pinkie Pie?

"Oh okay! Then I'll make sure your in the mood for parties!" She said while going to RD who was sleeping.

"Twilight! What happened?" I heard somepony said, I turned to look at who it was, and it was Princess Celestia with Luna and Cadence.

"Celestia!" I said while running to her, the girls followed me and we started to hug the Princesses.

"Please Twilight, what happened here? And who is this pony?" Celestia asked while pulling off the hug.

"Well, me and the girls were fighting the Storm King but then, this pony named Steve bursted throught the stainglass and broke the wand, he shotted the Storm King on accident and sended him in a wall, after that, he was shotted by Tempest with a deadly spell but he came out unscratched, then he lended me the wand and before I could say something, the Storm King came rushing to Steve but he didn't move, instead, weird looking wings rushed to the Storm King and shotted a beam of light that turned him into stone, then the wings threw him out of the balconny and the statue broke." I explained and then panted, Celestia semmed taken back from this, then she went over Steve with the other Princesses, then bowed.

"Thank you for saving us and Equestria." She said, I was shocked that Princess Celestia, THE Princess Celestia was bowing to somepony, not only her, but the other Princesses too.

"Please raise your heads, I am merely a little Lord compared to you majesties." He said while bowing graciously. It made me want to choke him because I knew he was making this little scene on purpose. Then, I saw something I wouldn't even imagine arrive, Princess Celestia and Luna, blushed.

"Oh my, what a gentlecolt, please tell us, what Lord are you?" Celestia said a little flustered, it was unbelievable, this stupid stallion managed to make two Princesses blush just after they met? What is this dark magic?

"I am Steve, The Lord of Enlightening Darkness." He said while straightening up.

"The Lord of Enlightening Darkness? Does this have to do with your particular eyes?" Luna asked curiously, it wasn't weird for her to be that way, she is practically a child compared to Celestia.

"Yes, you see, my eyes are the Cores of both the Embodiement of Light ad Darkness." He said, 'The embodiement of Light and Darkness? Him?, I thought, then, wings of unparalleled beauty started to form behind him, they were six pairs of them, then, horrifying tentacles started to slither up his body, now it looked like the Light protecting Darkness, or Darkness protecting Light, it was a true balance, it was, Harmony.

It is these little things that I can control, of course, I can also control both Light and Darkness.

He said, no, he didn't even move his mouth, he then did telepathy? No, it's like, he was talking in every dimension, it was, overwhelming. It was so terrifying, we all panted, choked, tried to get some air. When I looked at his figure, it was too much, it was like seeing the Sun in front of you, not even Celestia gave that much of a feel, and it's not just the burning sensation, there was a feeling of loneliness too, like there was no Light able to save us. It was too much.

Then he made the overwhelming sense of helplesness go away, he made the tentacles and wings disappear. We all panted.

"Foul *pant* Beast *pant*! *pant*What *pant* did you *pant* do to us?" Luna exclaimed, she tried to charged a powerful spell but the recovery from such a show was taking too much energy.

"Sorry, I simply let out a portion of my power, I didn't even think that it was going to be that bad, guess I will need to restrain my powers." He said regretfully while helping everypony getting up.

"Oh, there's no time for that! We have a music show to watch!" He said while running to the city center.

"Wait! You cannot go!" I screamed at him while chasing him, that idiot will mess things up!

So sick

So sick

The powers I have are so sick.

What the hell did I do to manage to sprout out the wings and the tentacles? And what the hell did I do to sound like a god? It was so sick, I want to do it again but I can't, I guess I was just caught up by the introductions. Nevermind that, I managed to make both Princesses blush! So sick, I guess my little gentleman act did the trick, well only Twilight looked mad, I knew she noticed my act. But damn, after I said what I said in a godly way, they all seem to be dying on the spot, this much power is so sick, only the Princesses didn't faint.

Anyways, the party was sick, I didn't even know that the Rainbow music sung by Sia had this much bass, somehow, I managed not to get too much attention from the ponies, I saw the hippogriffs mixed with pretty much everyspecies, besides dragons, well dragons besides Spike, who was chilling with the girls, also, the girls didn't want to question me yet because they wanted to enjoy the biggest party I've ever seen, I mean seriously, it looked like a convention times one thousand, this was so cool.

"So um, what do I do now?" I say to the girls after the party, it was late and they looked tired.

"Well, do you have a place to sleep?" Celestia said, I don't know why she looked like she wanted the answer so badly.

"I don't know, I'm pretty much just chilling around, I don't even seem to be sleepy, but if you want to know, nope, I'm a homeless dude right now, and also, I got promoted to a Lord status just yesterday." I said to her, she looked overjoyed when I said I didn't have a place to live, and a bit sad too, and confused when I said I became a Lord yesterday.

"Well, would you mind then sleeping in the Castle?" She said. Why am I a womanizer? This Princess just met me like 5 hours ago and already want me. What the hell man, I just want to chill! Maybe I'll go with Spike, he looks so chill that I'm impressed. No, I should not deny the offer from a women, and a beautiful Princess nonetheless.

"Okay, I don't mind." I said neutraly, I swear she would jump around with joy, because the happiness she have is oozing from her eyes, also, Twilight had her jaw dropped. Luna too looked happy, but in a childish way, why is she like that?

"*sigh* Well, me and the girls will sleep in the Castle too because it seems like they're too tired too return to Ponyville." Twilight said while going in the Castle with the girls, then, she glared at me, making the 'I'm watching you' emote.

"So, where's my room?" I said while going in the Castle too, Celestia blushed hard.

"With m- *cough* Follow me to the guest room." She said with the hardest blush ever. Am I really this hot that The Princess Celestia wants me?

"I will go on duty tonight, goodnight sister and goodnight Steve." Luna said while going where it looks like the Lunar side of the Castle, I bowed to her and said goodnight too, then I followed the overjoyed Celestia. Hehe, I have an idea.

"Did anypony told you you were beautiful? Because I'm saying you are now that I look at you." I said casually, this is the trollest I've ever been. Now, I can't even say she had blush because this much red on her cheeks can't be called a blush.

"W-w-w-what? P-p-p-please i-it's n-not much" She said while playing with her mane between her fingers. The anthro ponies are still weird looking but I can still deal with it. Her reaction was the most basic and anime like that it gave me rule 34 thoughts. No. Begone thoughts!

"Well okay, but seriously Princess, I won't even be suprised if every stallion in Equestria wants you, I mean, only the title of Princess refrain some of them to jump on you and do 'you know what I mean' to you." I said while looking straight in her eyes, this was it.

"P-p-p-please, s-s-stop saying such things. I am not that attractive." She said then covered her face with her hands while steaming. Am I really talking with Celestia? She looks more like a Fluttershy now.

"Okay if you say so, so, where is my room? There's like a thousands of them in this single hallway." I said while pointing at the hallway, she giggled a little then pointed at the first door on the right wall. It was a lonely but fancy door, this must be their chief because there's no way a door so ripped could be a simple guest door.

"This one, make yourself at home." She said while opening the door. Dude, that's the fanciest room ever, I don't even know how many jewels there are, and the bed! This bed is made by Hypnos that for sure, because only a god made bed can make you sleepy just by looking at it, don't even ask about the size of the room, that's royal class room! Wait a sec, I bet it's Celestia's. Oh my Lord.

"Nice room, welp, I'll go sleep then, thanks Princess." I said while going to 'sleep' in the bed, I look at the door and saw Celestia going away, seriously? That's not Celestia's room? Then that's the fanciest guest room I've ever seen. Then I fell asleep, I didn't even know that I could fall asleep because I was not sleepy remember?

"So, the Dream World? What do I do now?" I say while looking at the endless void in front of me, because I know I'm dreaming, then maybe I'm lucid dreaming now, so sick.

I began to make flat endless grassland with some trees in random spot, then I made a big sun in the sky with clouds, then I made mountains and volcanoes. So sick, I was a litteral god now, then I made a big tree on a little hill, it looked the last stage in Zelda Majora's Mask inside the moon, so peaceful that I wanted to sleep in my dream, I took a yellow herb that badass cowboys always have in their mouth then looked around, enjoying the view of my creation.

"Impressive, I've never seen a dream like yours Lord Steve." Luna said showing up out of nowhere, I cringed at the mention of 'Lord Steve'.

"Really? I thought that ponies had peaceful dreams." I replied while looking at Luna who was sitting besides me.

But, I wanted to look cool with the herb in my mouth, so I turned my head to her and spinned it in a 45 degree to the left and made the sun in a position where it's light is passing throught the tree's branch and leaves to make it look like my face was shining with the light ray, I also made a light breeze going in the direction where my head tilted so that my hairs were flowing graciously and peacefully with the wind. I bet I looked sick because Luna was blushing when I did that.

"My my, even the elements are under your control, your graciousness knows no bounds." She said while blushing and having a lustful stare towards me, I knew that clichéd anime poses would work in Equestria.

"No need flattering me, but you still didn't answer my question." I said to her with a deep stare, dude I'm actually flirting with Luna, Celestia would be so jealous if she saw this.

"Sadly, ponies have nightmares or have to much actions in their dreams, it is nice to finally have a peaceful dream for once." She said while closing her eyes and relaxing.

"It certainly is, now I wouldn't mind if you come here when you are finished with your duties, it's nice to talk to somepony real instead of a figment of my imagination." I said while relaxing myself, at this point we were having a blind conversation.

"Now don't underestimate dreams, they are much real I can assure you, I experienced it first hand..." She said sounding sad, I know she was talking about Nightmare Moon, I tought she was done with it because it was on season 5, or 4, whatever, that she got all the tantabus thing going on and we're litteraly on the season 8 pre-episode.

"Do not dwell on the past dear Princess, because only the future awaits you." I said, I'm sure this made her more happy.

"Thank you, those are wise words, even if I've been forgiven by everypony even myself, my past always haunts me." She said.

"Now now, isn't it ironic, the one who controls dreams and nightmares is being haunted by the very thing she controls." I said in a teasing matter, this made her giggle.

"It seems like you are waking up, it was nice to talk to you." She said before I woke up.

I woke up in the 'not supposed to be a guest's' bed wich was super confortable, I yawn while stretching and was going to go take a shower, until I couldn't move, something was keeping me on the bed, I looked behind and saw a big bulge under the sheets. Now I was still in sleeping mode so it took me a minute to figure out what that was, then, when I guessed who it was, I wasn't shocked or remotely suprised, I just sigh and took the sheet of, and there was Celestia, holding me like I was a teddybear.

"Your Highness? Wake up." I said while shaking her, she didn't move and just groaned a little.

"No..y..warm..don'...wa..too" she mumbled, I admit it was cute but I still need to go take a shower, so I somehow got myself out and covered her with the sheet, she was in underwear that's why. I'm looking forward to her reaction when she wakes up. The reason why I'm not flustered or even panicking is because, as I said, there's no reason too, you make foolish decision under pressure or embarrasment.

I took a shower in the bathroom attached to the royal bedroom, it was so relaxing I wanted to sleep again, I was a little suprised when I looked at my body because. One, I had abs. Two, I was muscular. And three, my banana was bigger than it already was before.

I dried myself after the shower and took my clothes, for some reason they weren't a mess and were even folded, when did Celestia do that. I then went back in the bedroom and saw Celestia waking up.

"Goodmorning Princess." I said to her leaning against a wall, this got her eyes widen. She looked at me, then at herself, then at the bed, then at herself again, then at me, then gasped.

"Y-y-you, I-I-I, W-w-we."She said flustered.

"Don't worry, nothing happened, but you must really tell me where there's the REAL guest room, unless you don't mind me being there." I said to her.

"I'll be waiting in the dining room." I said before she could say anything, and went away.

I said that to leave the awkward situation but I seriously didn't know where the dining room was within this impodsibly big castle, so I just walked in some random direction, after a while, I saw what looked like anthro Shining Armor, how convenient.

"Excuse me, but can you tell me where the dining room is? I'm kind of lost in this unbelievably big catsle." I said to him, he looked at me, checking me from bottom to top.

"You must be the guest Princess Celestia told us about, not a bad body, Follow me." He said while going somewhere I guessed was the dining room.

"So? Your the Captain of the guard? I noticed your armor was diffrerent from the other guards." I said to him in a friendly manner, he seems to tense down and replied.

"Yes, yes I am, I'm Shining Armor, althought there's not much to do as a Captain besides checking on the guards and guarding the Princesses." He replied casually. It's good that the man was chilling up because Shining Armor is scarier than Chilingl Armor.

"Huh, well this morning I woke up with the Princess holding me like I was some teddybear." I said casually, he didn't seem to notice the context because he rep!ied with an 'Okay' but then he stopped.

"Wait, what did you say?" He said while staring at me.

"Oh, I said that I woke up with the Princess holding me like I was a teddybear." I repeated casually, his jaw dropped and his eyes widen then he recomposed himself.

"So that's why the Princess was looking happier lately." He said while returning to the longest walk ever.

"Dude I don't even know why she's into me, I litterally met her like yesterday." I said to him, he just smiled.

"The Princess is mysterious, she must have seen something in you." He said, now we were pratically talking like old friends.

"Yeah, I bet that's what happened with your Princess." I said while snorting. He just glared at me.

"Hey, don't bring Cady into this!" He replied with a little anger.

"Cady? Seriously?" I said while laughing, he glared at me but began to laugh too.

"Okay, we arrived at the dining room." He said while pointing at the big double door in front of us.

"Thanks Shining Armor, let's chill sometimes your a cool dude. Also call me Steve." I said while patting his shoulder.

"Don't worry just call me Shining, or Armor, and yeah let's chill sometimes when I'm not in duty, also." He said then grabbed me by the shirt. "You better make Princess Celestia happy you hear me?" He said seriously.

"Dude, I don't even know why she wants me but if I end up with her, then you better beat me up because I'm lazy as hell." I said while laughing, he sighed and letted go.

"I'll hold it to you so you better not forget Steve." He said while smiling and waving goodbye.

"Yeah don't worry, see ya!" I said while waving him goodbye. I then entered in the dining room and saw the main 6 eating and talking.

"Goodmorning girls." I szid to them, they just looked at me going to a random chair and sitting on it, a maid started to come towards but I stopped her.

"Don't worry, I'm not hungry, I litterally don't need to eat." I said, she nodded and went away. I looked at the girls who were staring at me.

"So, you girls are still mad that I made you all faint?" I said bluntly, they just glared at me.

"Dude, I'm so going to beat your flank for that." RD said while making a fist.

"Chill Rainbow, I said I was sorry 'kay? I didn't even know that this wou!d happen." I said while putting my hands in front of me.

"Yeah yeah." She said while going back to eating, AJ just looked at me then returned eating herself.

"Darling, I must say, what are your clothes made of?" Rarity said while admiring my clothes.

"Silk, I think, and the jean is made from..." I looked at my jean and saw some kind of smoke envlopping it. "Shadows? I don't know but my shirt is made of silk." I said while looking at her, her jaw dropped, and Twilight looked amazed.

"S-silk? But that's so rare!" She said while standing up.

"Really? It's pretty common where I come from. I think? I just bought it in some store that's all." I said casually, her jaw dropped, well more than it already was, Twilight's eyes gleamed.

"That reminds me, where did you come from?" Twilight said already having her notes ready, I sighed and said.

"I'm from the United States of America." I said, this got confused looks from everypony.

"United States of America? There's no such places in Equestria." She exclaimed.

"That's it, that's because it's not in Equestria, it's not even from this universe." I exclaimed, this got everypony's eyes widen.

"Your from outter space? TELL. ME. ALL. ABOUT. IT!!!" Twilight said while looking mad.

"No way, when you look like that and don't even ask permission uh uh, nope, no way." I said sternly at her, her ears dropped and she sitted back while mumbling things.

"So what? Your an alien? Prove it!" RD said, I just stared at her.

"Are you for real? I nearly killed you gir!s yesterday from just showing off not even a fraction of my powers, I doubt that there are anything like this in here." I said, she smirked.

"Yes there is, the Elements of Harmony!" She exclaimed proudly, I just looked at her like she was stupid.

"Tell me, did your elements nearly end the lives of a being just by showing their powers? I doubt it." I said to her.

"No, turning something into stone or banishing a shadow to limbo isn't nearly killing something, it's called sealing away." Isaid before she could replie.

Before anypony could say anything the doors bursted open and a guard came throught.

"There's an emergency!"

Emergency

Emergency

Oh hell no, I'm too lazy and too noob to deal with this.

"There's an emergency!" The random guard said after bursting throught these not-supposed-to-be-bursted door. While I'm grateful to him for killing the awkward moment I had with the girls, I am not because he said there's an emergency, and to me, emergency equals problems, problems equals energy draining, and me not like energy draining.

"Chill dude, what's the emergency?" I ask to the panting guard.

"A horde of parasprites are invading Canterlot!" He exclaimed. I guess that's why I kept hearing explosions for a while.

"Welp, we're doomed, rest in peace Equestria's capitol, and rest in peace home." I prayed to nothing in particular, the girls just glared at me and the guard just looked confused.

"Don't lose hope Steve, we got this." Twilight said, huh, I guess she can be cheerful when she wants too around me.

"Oh yeah that's right, I can do something about it." I said, the girls looked doubtfully at me.

"Oh yeah? And what is it?" RD ask with load of pride, I just smiled and went to the balcony , the girls and the guard followed me curiously, if only they knew what I'm about to do.

"I hope you got sunglasses because this is going to burn your eyes so hard you won't even have them anymore." I warned, they all gulped and Twilight made a shield, it looked like a big ball of sunglasses, then, I Focused because I was determined to do what I'm about to do.

And surely, wings started to sprout, and I began levitating without them flapping, I opened my eyes and saw that I was glowing hard, I bet I looked like a sick angel who's about to beat the hell out of these parasprites. Now I know how Lucifer felt when he looked down on us insignificant humans. I was looking at the ravaged Canterlot, and then I Focused my wings to launch countless beams of pure light.

It was world of light made with MLP sauce, I watched the city as the beams of light eradicated every single bit of parasprites, and soon enought, Canterlot looked like a big lightbulb sticking on a mountain. After this, the parasprites were no more, besides the countless parasprites souls that were roaming the city.

"Here, it's done, there's only their souls remaining." I explained to the shocked ponies behind me, they just stared at me, the guard wasn't even there, I guess he went on duty, he may be around the city standing still shocked, I'll worry about the poor dude later.

"That. Was. AWSOME." RD exclaimed while flying around like... a fly.

"What was that spell?And what do you mean by souls?" Twilight asked curiously, not the normal curiously, the mad curiously.

"It wasn't a spell, that's litterally a part of myself I just launched. And for the souls, don't you see the countless balls of energy with an image of a parasprites roaming pretty much in every corner of the city?" I said, she just stared at me like I was crazy. I guess they can't see them.

"Nevermind that, you need to tell me how you made your clothes so shiny!" Rarity exclaimed while looking at my fading glowing clothes.

"Like I said, everything I do that looks like magic is not, it's actually how I look like when I embodied Light." I explained, yes I made up the story but what do I say if not? And it's pretty plauseable so no worries.

"Those poors little things..." Fluttershy quietly commented while looking at the ravaged city, without a single parasprite.

"Oh don't worry, I can make them come back." I said while motionning a random soul of a parasprite passing by, they just looked confused by my action, then, I made the soul glow, then, a parasprite was chilling on my palm.

"Oh how wonderful!" Fluttershy said while hugging the little pest, and just after that, it started to vomit and reproduce.

"Sorry Fluttershy but you know how it goes." I said while beaming the soul out of the two parasprites, litterally. Fluttershy just stared then had a tear trail down her face, I hate when it's Fluttershy that does that. But she didn't cry, she just had a tear, and nodded.

"So, what do we do now?" I asked.

"Maybe you should help repairing the city with your powers?" Celestia said popping up behind me, she looked like the Princess Celestia and not just Celestia.

"I don't know, maybe I should get the creator team here." I said while thinking about the countless master hands under my command, well I think I have them under me because I'm Galeem and Darkhon at the same time, I should get the master hands because the crazy hands destroys and don't create, unlike master hands.

"The creator team?" Celestia questionned, I just smiled at her and looked at the sky, then I Focused, soon enought, the sky started to glow, like a new sun was in the sky, then, thousands of master hands started to appear and come towards me.

"This is the creator teams, they create universes and coutless worlds, that's why they are called the creator team, there's of course the destroyer team but we don't need them now, actually, we do." I explained while Focusing on the sky again. Then, the sky broke, a fissure in reality open, and thousands of crazy hands came out, they looked exactly like master hands but unlike them, they are darker and spasm once in a while.

"That's the destroyer team, they destroy universes and countless worlds, total opposite of master hand." I explained, I stared at them, they all blue screened.

"Ah damn, I broke them again." I said to myself, then I turned to my 'army'.

"Okay boys, the master hands are gonna rebuild the city and the crazy hands are gonna destroy the mess and rumbles around, also cleaning the city so it looks shiny." I said to them, and they all started to fly in the city, I could see building raising from the ground and rumbles having their molecules destroyed from existence.

"Just need to wait them, so, who wants tea?" I said to the rebooting ponies, they all nodded for whatever reason but I guess they all want tea, so we all returned in the dining room and I ordered tea for everpony, the maids just looked at me, I looked at myself, and saw that I had my wings still on.

"Oops, sorry." I said while making my wings disappear, the maid just stared at me, then took my order.

"While we wait for the tea, do you girls know where those parasprites come from?" I asked, they just shook their heads.

"Just a question, when was the last time they were seen." I asked.

"About two years ago, when I was still new in Ponyville." Twilight replied. But then she stood up and hitted the table

"Nevermind that! What are those hands?! You said they created and destroy universes?! How is that possible?! And don't say they're part of yourself because I doubt that they are!" She exclaimed, I just motionned her to calm down and sit.

"Well, how do I say this? Oh, you know about balance?" I asked, they all nodded.

"The hands are like balance, they exist to maintain the balance of everything let's say, so they always battle to get control, and these battles make the celestial phenomenon like supernovas and other kind of stuff, and I'm kind of the anomaly in here, because I control both the master hands, the hands that create, and the crazy hands, the hands that destroy." I explained, they just looked confused by this.

"What do you mean anomaly?" Celestia asked.

"What I mean is that, in every phenomenon that exists, there's always an anomaly, for exemple, magic, and Pinkie Pie." I said, Twilight just looked furiousby this, but seems to agree with the part of Pinkie Pie being an anomaly, who immediatly made a party canon shoot at me, now I had confeti all over me, and I heard a giggle from Pinkie Pie, who somehow shotted me without even moving from her chair.

"WHAT?! I get it for Pinkie Pie, but MAGIC?! Let me explain something to you, magic is-" Twilight started to say but I cutted her by saying.

"An anomaly. Let me explain, in every universe, there's the law of physics, and when you add magic, the laws become unstable, but because of magic still, it doesn't break down and destroys the universe, that's litteraly an anomaly, and because of magic, you ponies need to take control of the celestial bodies to just survive, where in other worlds, you don't have too because the celestial bodies move by themselves because of stable laws of physics." I explained.

"And for Pinkie Pie, she is an anomaly because you know why. Oh yeah, and because of magic, the Everfree Forest exists." I said, now it was Celestia's turn to stand up.

"What?! I tought the Everfree Forest was a curse made by the Ancient Ones countless years ago!" She exclaimed.

"Again, curses are like permanent spells, and I guess it was unstable because the Everfree Forest is the only place where the laws of nature exists, because there's animals, predators and the weather that takes care of themselves." I said, but before they could say anything else, the balconny became very noisy, we all looked outside, and we all saw the master hands and crazy hands batteling.

"See, that's what happens when I'm not supervising them, sorry to cut the explanation of litteraly everything but I got an army to take care of." I said before going to the balcony and ordering the hands to return to wherever they came from., it was fun to talk with the girls and breaking down their concept of reality, I guess only Discord can understand that.

"Well, talk about the devil." I said because I could sense something coming, it's easy to notice because when it happens, I have the coldest skin ever. And surely, the devil himself was here, Discord.

"Hello Celly and the girls. Hello Fluttershy!" He exclaimed while hugging Fluttershy, who blushed. I guess that because it's Discord, I don't mind if he's like that to Fluttershy, I mean, if Fluttershy have like, just a wound, he would break the reallity and heal it, while having trillions of himself roaming the whole universe to find whoever or whatever did this, and destroy every molecules that made the criminal.

"Oh hey! If it isn't the Lord of Chaos himself! It's an honor meeting you." I said while making a little bow, ponies don't understand but man, the guy may be a jerk sometimes but he deserves respect just for the power that he wields.

"Well well well, at least someone respects me." Discord said while coming and examining me, he's so gonna shake when he'll notice my 'impossibly limitless power'. Too bad his eyes just widen.

"W-w-w-what a-a-are y-y-y-you?" He asked pointing me while backing away, I just looked at him with my two terrifying 'eyes'.

"I am just the Lord of Enlightening Darkness dear Chaos Lord." I said, he just looked at me, and the girls looked at him and then look at me~e. hrm sorry.

"What, what is it Discord?" Celestia asked, of course she would because only she knows that, when Discord doesn't mess around and looks like this, wich was never before seen might I add. It was a serious matter.

"What is it? Well, it is that this Lord over here can destroy our world if he wants to, don't you notice the limitless power he weilds?" He said while pointing at me, she just looked confused and stared at me.

"What? You want a proof of what he's saying? I mean, I should probably not because the last time I did, you nearly died just standing next to me, and I didn't even released so much as ten to the power infinity of my power." I said, now that they realised th amount of power I had, their eyes widen, and on instinct, Twilight and her friends shot the Friendship Rainbow Lazer at me, wich turned me into ston.

"Oh no, what did we do?" Twilight asked, RD just looked prideful, AJ was confident, Fluttershy cried, Rarity fainted, Pinkie Pie had her hairs straight, Twilight was lost in thoughts, Discord just stood there and stared at me with the 'you deserve it' look, and Celestia blue screened.

You know, it's rude to turn someone into stone, your lucky I'm not vengeful because I'm pretty sure that if I was, reforming me would not work on me, and that pony kind would stop existing litteraly.

I said with my godly voice, they all just had chills from that, and they all stared at my statue, as it started to break down into nothing while a blinding light shot throught the fissure, and that a deep bottomless shadow was envlopping the stone. Then...

*BOOM*

I was now standing there where there was my statue.

"So, is that enought proof for you?" I asked, they just stood there blue screening.

"Well, until you reboot your brains, I'm gonna take some air outside, being turned to stone isn't really good for lungs that's for sure." I said while going to the balcony.

Author's Note

Okay here's the thing, I have an editor but this story will not be edited by him, I want to see how I do without edit.

Control

Control

This is too OP for me...

Canterlot Castle...

Third Person's POV

"Report, there is no casualities as of now and the ponies are safe besides the ones traumatized by the parasprites or the unknown entities that helped us." The guard who was sent to report the situation in Canterlot said. But upon arriving in the room where the Princess was, he became confused as to why the Princess, prodigy and friends were all looking in front of them without moving.

"Um... Princess?" The guard said while waving his hands in front of Princess Celestia wich got not response. When inspecting the Princess, the guard noticed that her eyes were lifeless and that they were for whatever reason a shade of blue with unreadable writing in them.

Then suddenly, all the ponies that were froze stood up then began to look at the balcony. This made the guard back away in fear while looking at the lifeless eyes inside everypony in this room besides him. Then, a strange pony came in the room from the balcony.

"Oh hey, you girls are back in reality? I gotta say, nice job Celestia for making this city because this is beautiful, I mean, it so shiny and sparkly that I had to cover my eyes for a moment." The pony said, no, he was not a pony because he didn't have hooves.

"Oh, what're you doing here? Is it to report something? Sorry but as you can see the ponies overhere are too shocked to be having anything right now, but you can stay and wait until they're fully back." He said to the guard who just nodded on instinct. Then, the strange pony came to the guard and gave him a cup of tea while sitting on the ground just in front of where the guard stumbled down.

"So? How's the job? And how much you get from it?" The pony said to th guard who relaxed a little more while taking a sip of the tea.

"Sir, um well, guarding the ponies of Equestria as well as her majesty is my duty. And for the pay well, we don't get much, at least we get enough to pay for our homes and foods." The guard replied before taking another sip of the tea.

"Damn that's some harsh job your having, also my name's Steve, what's yours?" Steve asked to the guard.

"It's Piercing Spear Sir." The guard replied.

For an hour, the two friends were now relaxing while talking about everyday life. Completly ignoring the stares they were having from the still shocked ponies on the table. Steve and Piercing Spear were enjoying themselves even if it lasted for only an hour.

"No are you serious? That's why he got slapped by his wife? Dude that's so not fair." Steve exclaimed to wich the guard was laughing at.

"And you didn't hear the half of it, after he got slapped, he was then thrown out of his own house with a big red mark on his left cheek. And all of that just because he ate the cookie his daughter made only for his wife." Piercing Spear finished.

"Damn, I'm lucky I'm still single, but don't worry, I'll probably end up with one of the girls that were watching us for the past hour now." Steve said pointing behind him with his thumb. All the said girl were blushing besides two of them and the one that fainted on the ground. The guard who now knew the situation quickly stood up while shaking a lot.

"Don't worry man, just go and do your work, I'll rely the report for you so chill and go finish your job. Also, it was nice to talk with you, I hope we can chill like this sometime in the future." Steve said. Piercing Spear smiled at him and went out of the room, leaving Steve with um. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.. SEVEN. Seven furious mares, with a draconequus missing, he probably fled a long time ago.

"So? How was your first time seeing the foundation of the universe?" Steve said while smirking at the girls. The said girls were now assaulting Steve with countless beams, kicks and punches. Steve didn't move and took it all like a man because he probably deserve it.

"Ow, I though I was gonna die." Steve said while massaging all the muscles that were hurting. The wounds and bruises that he got were quickly healed, maybe because of his power. After relaxing a little, the girls were now glaring at Steve who just stood there, then he began to make some ridiculous poses.

"Girls girls girls, don't worry, I'll show you my fine body if you insist so much to look at me." He said while making another pose. This got him another myriad of kicks, punches and beams of magic.

"Ok ok I'll stop, so, what now?" Steve said. The girls now looked thoughful, then, they all began to have a malicious grin on their faces...

Two hours later...

Everfree Forest.

"WHAT THE HELL GIRLS." Steve screamed from a lost part in the Everfree Forest. Indeed, he was sent in a random spot in the Everfree Forest by teleportation. His clothes were stolen by Rarity leaving only his black boxers. AppleJack lasoed him before he was teleported making him unable to move. Twilight casted a spell on him that would make him smell like the most delicious meal ever existed. RainBow Dash kicked him so hard he passed out before being teleported. And Fluttershy gave him a carrot soup. Celestia did nothing to him, yet...

"What. In. the. Potassium. Monoxyde. From. The. Chlorine. Trifluorine. Hell." He said. What he was saying now had no sense of sanity anymore. He began to laugh so hard he though his lungs didn't exist anymore.

After his insane moment passed, he began to analyse his situation hardcore mode.

"Ok, there's a source of hydratation besides me, there's a possibility it contains bacteria or viruses so the compatibility is invalid. I have nourishement now thanks to Flutters so I don't need to worry for now. I am currently stuck in a tight rope because of AppleJack and I don't know how much time passed because of Rainbow Dash who knocked me out. Judging from the position of the Sun, it will soon be nightime. Because I am without clothes, my condition for life are very bad so I need to find fur or something like that. Considering that this is no normal forest, I might be expecting surnatural events this night. Now that I smell like a living buffet, multiple carnivorous beast might come after me." This went on and on from analysing his environement, to straight up analysing the molecular structure of everything around him.

"Why am I even thinking about something so useless as potassium monoxide based leaves?" He said while looking at a potassium monoxide based leaves.

"Argh! This is so useless. I didn't expect them to react like this, what to do?" He asked himself while thinking of a way to survive until he returns back to Canterlot.

"Why is it now that my OP god level skills stop working? Wait a minute, it's a good way to train myself!" He said while remembering many anime where the main character goes through a harsh training to gain OP skills. And now he was doing something that might have the same effect as those trainings, but the result would be a better Control over his powers.

Then, a roar was heard through all of the Everfree Forest, and a purple fur decorated with stars was seen above the forest.

Author's Note

Ok here's the chapter, no, don't ask about the sicency stuff, random idea...
Anyway, I might not published chapters until christmas day, well maybe, I don't know when I'll stop publishing tho. Anyway I hope you like the story so far because I'm really out of idea now, well you can guess from the more and more random stuff in the story than story plot itself, it became very chaotic, I think Discord's here. Rip me.

Survival Mode

Survival Mode

I’m so gonna Minecraft this…

“Ok, it’s not even the second day and there’s already an Ursa Major? It’s okay, everything’s fine.” I said trying to stay calm which was useless as I felt my heart being torn apart when I saw the Ursa Major going towards my direction.

“Don’t panic my boy, you just got a new life in Equestria with anthro ponies so it’s not the time to give up on life.” I said to myself and for the first time in my life, my body listened to what I said as my heartbeat started to slow down.

“Ok now that I calmed down, what did I used to do when I was unable to move while something dangerous comes my way? Nothing because it never happened to me before.”

At this point, I was starting to become seriously hopeless and when the Ursa Major finally came in front of me, I first gulped at how big it was, then I smiled at it while patting it’s paw, then I slowly started to turn around. At least that's what’s supposed to happen if the Ursa Major suddenly didn’t start to purr when I patted it, so because of that, I ended up patting it’s whole body even though I don’t know how it’s possible to do it while I’m lassoed.

“Wait, where’s the lasso?” I asked when I noticed that I was indeed patting the Ursa Major without any lasso pinning me down.

“Meh whatever, I have an Ursa Major as a pet now.” I said while relentlessly patting the Ursa Major, until I felt it standing up so I moved out of the way, well I tried to but I was picked up by the Ursa Major and be putted on it’s head, now I head a perfect view of the ENTIRE Everfree Forest, which was sick.

“It would be nice but because I am half naked, I am extremely cold so can you put me down please?” I asked the Ursa Major who growled in response but before I could apologize, I felt warm all of a sudden and when I looked down, I had the Ursa Major’s fur as clothes. Now I had a purple tux with moving stars on it and a purple jean without the stars, I looked so sick right now.

“Thanks, can I call you Maria? You remind me of my mother.” I said to it, no, her. When I said that, it suddenly roared in joy which broke my ears and destroyed a part of the Everfree Forest.

“I know your happy but can you please tone down when you do it? I might die from the roar and we both wouldn’t want that to happen right?” I said which got a growl as a response, it wasn’t the usual threatening growl, it was a “I’m sorry” growl.

“Don’t worry about it but please, can you get me to Canterlot? It’s the big Castle over there on the mountain.” I asked. Maria then started to walk towards Canterlot Castle.
‘Let’s see what their reaction will be’ I thought with a sinister laugh.

Meanwhile, Canterlot Castle…

Third Person’s POV

At Canterlot Castle, everypony started to feel guilty of their actions besides one of them who was Rainbow Dash obviously.

“Um… Was it really okay to do that to him? He was just teasing a little.” Fluttershy said to her friends.

“A little? That’s more like a lot and he deserves it.” RD replied which got a light glare from Fluttershy.

“Well, he did do something shameless but sending him to his death is a bit….” Rarity started to say while looking at the expensive clothes that she took from Steve.

The only pony who wasn’t sad was Pinkie Pie and Celestia. Pinkie Pie because she’s Pinkie Pie and Celestia is because she knew that he could survive in the Everfree Forest. But before any of them could do something to save him, a guard suddenly rushed in the room.

“Princess! An Ursa Major is in front of the Gate!” The guard said, it was Piercing Spear again but he didn’t look too panicked .

“What?! Why aren’t you panicking then? It’s a major emergency!” Twilight exclaimed while thinking of a way to drive the Ursa Major back in the Everfree Forest.

“Well, it’s because Steve is currently waving at us from the balcony, and he is riding the Ursa Major.” He replied. This got all of the ponies present in the room including the guards jaws to drop. Somepony was indeed waving at them from the balcony, he had a purple tux and jeans with stars on the tux, but it wasn’t that that surprised the ponies , it was the fact that said pony was standing on the head of an Ursa Major.

“Hey! It’s me! Look at my new pet!” He exclaimed but the ponies were froze in time and space while currently calculating the probability of a black hole that would end the universe appearing in Equestria.

“Oh damn, you blue screened again? You girls like to do it or what?” He continued while jumping on the balcony, after he was safe, he motioned the Ursa Major to return in the Everfree Forest which it did. After the Ursa Major was gone, Steve turned around and slowly walked in the room.

“Oh hey Piercing Spear! Are you do main communication agent or what? Nevermind that, what did you do when I was gone? And it’s supposed to be night by now so wouldn’t you stop working?” Steve said officially starting another ‘brother’ talk that now lasted for the whole time that the girls were out, which was the whole night, thanks to Luna the Day/Night cycle was still going on.

Six hours later, in the Castle bar…

Steve and Piercing Spear were enjoying their night for the last six hours, but they were not always alone because after an hour in the bar, Shining Armor joined them to drink.

“So Shining? Did your kid grew up?” Steve asked Shining Armor who suddenly glared at him.

“Why do you ask? Your not gonna get my baby girl!” He exclaimed at Steve who just laughed out loud with Spear.

“Chill dude! I’m just asking if she grew up, am I not allowed to worry about a friend’s family?” Steve replied while having Spear still laughing next to him.

“I must say Captain, I didn’t expect you to be like this!” Spear said before returning into his hysterical laughter.

“Oh shut up mister ‘Reporting in’ “ Shining replied before laughing himself too.

It was a very pleasant time for them but it was ruined when the girls broke the bar door while staring directly at Steve. While this was happening, Shining and Spear slowly backed out of the girls vision before running out of the bar while laughing madly.

’I’m so gonna make you two pay for that!!!’ Steve screamed in his mind.

“So, you finally came back to reality?” Steve asked to the emotionless mares in front of him, the said mares were staring at him with a deadpan look then out of nowhere, Fluttershy rushed in front of Steve to inspect him while all the other girls besides one were sighing in relief.

“Are you alright? You didn’t get hurt right? What about that Ursa Major? Is it really your pet?” Fluttershy asked before Steve put a finger on her mouth which made her blush a little.

“Calm down ‘kay? I’m still half drunk right now so if you talk this loud I might seriously have my brain explode, also no I’m not hurt and yes the Ursa is my pet, well kinda because I didn’t ask it to be my pet in the first place.” Steve said to Fluttershy who backed away a little due to embarrassment.

“What do you mean you didn’t ask it to be your pet? It just came to you and immediately became your pet?” Twilight said jokingly.

“Yes.” Steve replied with a serious look which made Twilight stop giggling.

“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got two ass whipping in my schedule.” Steve said while materializing a whip made of light which looked incredibly hot, all the ponies present in the bar gulped and sent mental condolences to the two pitiful victims of this ass whipping. The girls who were frozen again just made way to Steve so that they wouldn’t be in the way of his ass whip.

“May Shining Armor and Piercing Spear rest in peace…” Celestia murmured to herself but was still heard by all the girls who just looked down.

Author's Note

Here's the Chapter, sorry for the late release, Christmas plus holidays was time eating, and also because I forgot to publish this chapter which was already done for about a month now. Again, sorry.

Also RIP Shining and Spear, I might make an extra chapter only talking about this ass whipping chase.

What do I do now?

What do I do now?

I’m in Equestria now… So what now?

“Hey dude? What’re you doing?” I heard Spear say from my room’s door.

“Thinking.” I bluntly said.

Yes I’m thinking, which doesn’t happen very often, well I mean I think a lot but it’s not serious thinking.

“Okay, what are you thinking about?” Spear continued while doing a wink, sorry but rule 34 thoughts aren’t going through my head right now.

“I’m thinking about the future, if this world really is what I have left, if I’m even ambitious enough to continue living in this imperfect world where mortals and immortals live together. I am thinking about myself, if I deserve such reincarnation in this world that knew peace for over a thousand years, if I’m supposed to benefit the world’s developpement or to end every lives in this pitiful universe, if I’m supposed to marry one of the main characters of this world even though I am considered not even a background character which is someone whose face is not even shown, if I should try to get an income from the royal family to support my body even though I am now an immortal being made of light and darkness.”

“...Dude that’s some deep thinking…” I heard Spear say after my overthinking talk.

“Look man, it’s only been like a week since I came to this world with these powers that’s not even supposed to exists in the first place, I ended up being the main attention of the two rulers of the said world and I’m even worshipped by some of the inhabitants!” I exclaimed, yeah I know, it’s just after a whole week that I notice my current situation, I may have an overly carefree mind but even this infinitely huge carefreeness has a limit.

“Oh, right, your not exactly a pony in the first place…” Spear said, you only noticed it now?

“For now I’m thinking about doing some work to have an income, I may be some fool like every time but I’m still someone with morals and because of that, I owe them pretty much everything since I started with nothing and literally ended up with everything.” I stated, I mean seriously, I came in this world with nothing but clothes and these crazy powers but that doesn’t mean anything and right now I’m living in a Castle with a full course of food everyday, how can I not feel in debt with that?

“Well I don’t know, like you said, you have these crazy powers so you can pretty much have anything you want.” Spear stated.

“It’s true but these powers are not even supposed to be mine to begin with, if I didn’t have this crazy luck that every anime main characters have, the world might have ended multiple times by now.” I said, this basically means that I don’t want to rely too much on my powers because first, I don’t even know how to use them, and second, I don’t want to end up like these power hungry bad guys in every creation of humans.

“Right… Well I’m just a soldier so I don’t know what to tell you to make you feel better so bye!” Spear said before ditching me, this dude I swear but I don’t blame him to go do his work.

“Now that I think about it, every OP MC had all the same weakness, their emotions or regrets.”

That’s what always happens in anime with emotionless main characters, the anime starts with the MC living his life, then some random bad guy comes in and mess his life, then the MC starts hating himself or everything because of what the bad guy did, and he goes on a quest for revenge or whatever.

“Damn if I’m like them then nope no way, I might seriously commit suicide if that happens because it’s cringe over 9000.” I said while laughing to myself.

“Hahahaha! It’s not funny you dumb kid!” I exclaimed to myself.

Right now my psychic is pretty messed up, you can see it just by looking at myself talk to myself while laughing over dark sh*t, I seriously need to go see a therapist because my sickness is no joke.

“Now I get what good guys felt like when they have overwhelming powers, I finally get why all the madman are the most powerful entities existing.”

Shut up me! My brain’s too old for my too young body, I might go mad if this continues like seriously? What am I supposed to do now? Damn my suicide commitment can’t even be called a deep depression decision, I’m not even depressed? I’m just a fool who’s fooling around, I mean this entire week I’ve done nothing besides being a blood sucking leech to Celestia who ended up giving me all her blood, well it’s a metaphor and if you didn’t get it then think of the blood sucking part being me flirting and playing with the heart of the Princesses who gave me a place to live plus things to eat, and the worst part is that I don’t even need any of that because I don’t even feel hunger nor sleepiness!

“I’ll go get something to eat, I hope that Celestia isn’t like what the community says her to be, ‘a Kirby that goes only for cakes’.” I said while going to the dining room.

Now the thing is that I ended up thinking for ten whole hours without realising it so right now it must be the middle of the night, the hallway where my room is is the same hallway where the room of Celestia was, so this meant that I always ended up going in front of the room whenever I went to the dining room. Now the reason I tell you this is that everytime I pass by her room, well i always caught her stalking me through the cracks of the door but I never told her that because I don’t feel like it. And tonight of all night is the night when she decides to leave her room and literally stalk me, in a yandere way no less!

I mean I don’t really mind it but because of my enhanced senses, I always stay on guard with the wings and tentacles ready to tear apart whatever comes near me, so now I had to go to the dining room with angelic wings sprouting out of my back with demonic tentacles slithering up my body like demonic snakes and it’s highly unpleasant.

Why am I even telling you this? There’s not a slice of life tag in the story so what the hell am I doing? No, what the hell did the author thought when putting me through all this crap?

Anyways, I’m too tired for any of this, I’m too tired of life, so what does someone who’s tired of life do? Drop dead, that’s what I did, I dropped dead in the middle of the hallway because I’m too tired of all of this, and I just noticed that tomorrow would be the School Daze episode because I caught Twilight writing the book she present to… what was his name? General Nasa? I don’t even remember or do I even care right now, I just want to return home and eat my grandpa’s exquisite cuisine.

“Steve! Are...ou...lri..t?” Oh dear Celestia, you’re fading away in the Void, sweet sweet endless rest is embracing me.

Wait a sec… Isn’t that called dying? I mean I intended to drop dead but am I actually dying right now? Is that even possible with the body I have now? Or is it that this body is literally granting my wish to drop dead? Are my powers actually killing me? Of all the time I wished for you damn powers to help me, you grant the sole wish I never want granted?! What is this?! I got scammed! Me of all people! And I was scammed by my own damn self! What the hell?

Nevermind that, how am I supposed to enjoy life now? My young a** has yet to enjoy life to its fullest!

“...ctor!....Is... e….right?” Oh dear Celestia, you’re fading back into Reality, sweet sweet warmth of life is embracing me.

Wait a sec… Isn’t that called resurrecting? Damn, of all the time you could save my life you decided to do that now? I swear these powers…

“Oh, oh damn, Is that what they call a huge hangover? I don’t remember drinking though.” I said while I was waking up.

I immediately knew that I was in a hospital, and for some reason there was like a huge crowd of doctors in front of me with countless of complex machines behind me, it looked like a mad scientist’s laboratory.

“You’re awake!” I heard Celestia say before tackling me with a literal hug, I’m so glad I have a god’s body because it seriously hurts.

“Hey, it hurts you know? You’re an Alicorn plus royalty and your subjects are watching.” I said trying to make her stop hugging me, which didn’t work as she hugs me tighter.

“I don’t care! You’re alive that’s all that matters!” She said, what the hell? Is it what it feels like to be accepted by someone or whatever? Damn the feels, RIP my poor heart.

“If you say something like that, my poor heart might pack its things up and leave me you know?” I said jokingly.

Now this moment would be better if it had the background classical music or whatever, but now its awkward without sounds effects besides Celestia’s sobs, it’s even more awkward with all the doctors watching in shock their beloved Princess hugging little old me while crying. With all the bloodlust coming from the majority of the anthropomorphic stallions, I might seriously fall into depression with all the bullying incoming in the future. What’s worst is that there was Shining and Spear all the way back holding a big a** sign saying ‘Hug her you dumb f**k!’.

“Yep, deep depression it is then.” I said jokingly. It’s obviously not a joke, I mean it’s literally considered a disease that lead people to kill themselves, it’s a big no nope so please kids, don’t try this at home. No seriously, get some help, not a therapist or psycho whatever because I seriously doubt anyone in depression would become an extrovert.

“What? What did you say?” I heard Celestia said while she pulled back from the hug.

“Nothing, anyway, not to sound heartless but I’m tired right now so can I please be alone? I need some serious thinking about the development of my current life while thinking about the many deeds I can do to help the world develop to a better and more intellectual world. Or so was what I planned to do before I dropped dead, literally and somehow come back to life so yeah, I need to be alone.” I said trying to be alone, why? Because I’m tired, too tired, not the tired you have after a tiring day no, that’s a tired you have after having pessimistic thoughts about the world and how worthless your life is, that kind of tired.

Yes, because of my mental state, well I’m neutral in pretty much anything, what I mean is exactly what happened not 5 seconds ago. I go to deep into something while at the same time having a neutral look of this same thing so when I’m sad, I’m not, when I’m angry, I’m not. This kind of thing is actually very common in the world if you think about it, I mean if you see a guy that’s laughing his a** out and not even a second after stop laughing, then that’s literally like my mental state.

I’m not saying I’m special or anything! Baka…

“Anyways, I was hungry for some reason even though I technically don’t need to eat, so I was going to the dining room while thinking about the foundation of reality and the universe until I wanted to drop dead because I was too tired of everything and that’s when I literally died until I came back to life two minutes ago.” I explained to everypony present here, and you guessed it, they blue screen.

“Damn, I’m really going to end up becoming a brain virus with all these blue screens, no, I don’t wanna but I can’t choose anything else because I’m out of memes.” I monologed before starting to go out of the room, until I was pulled back by Celestia.

“Oh wow, Celestia did your brain developed an anti virus?” I asked the blue screen freed Celestia standing in front of me.

“What are you talking about? I noticed that everything you say has no meanings but at the same time I noticed that everything you say has meanings.” She said, what the hell? Do I really do that ? I mean what she says is kind of true but geez, Celestia’s scary yandere stalker.

“What do you mean? I literally fool around even in serious moments so I’m pretty sure that everything I say is just me going crazy or something.” I said trying to prove something that doesn’t even exists to begin with.

“What? You may sound foolish but I noticed that what you said were all related to many philosophical quotes made by various geniuses in Equestria, so what are you hiding? Only those who talks in a cryptic matter hides something!” She said, seriously what the hell? Memes are considered philosophical quotes here? What is this sorcery? She went too deep but at the same time she’s not wrong, I mean only creative people come up with these crazy memes but geniuses? Equestria might end earlier than expected if memes are considered highly intelligent things.

“Well I’m not hiding anything, I mean everything I said means many things so complex even I can’t explain them.” It’s true though, who in this world can explain memes properly? Like anything and everything that happens in the world can become a meme, just do a one minute video of your cat and that’s it, it’s a meme.

“There’s too many variables and possibilities with everything I said so far so that’s why I can’t really explain it.” I said to Celestia who seemed more confused than anything, I can’t blame her.

“I…. don’t understand.” Celestia said while glitching between staying conscious and going back to blue screening.

“Me neither.” I said.

“But…. You’re the one who is stating these…?” And she went blue screening again.

“Maybe I should go see if cakes really are her favourites, I hope she has chocolate flavour.” I said before going to the dining hall again.

Author's Note

Here goes the chapter, yep, as you guessed it, I've got nothing after because I don't really have a story plot besides the show's story plot, so until I get my own story properly I'll stick with Steve going through season 8 and 9's storyline. RIP MLP show, I'll miss you.

Hope you like the chapter!

Walking around Canterlot

Walking around Canterlot

I'm bored, I think I'll go chill with the high class.

Steve’s POV

Canterlot Castle

Today I decided to go in the city because Castle life is becoming boring, I mean all I do is wake up, have breakfast, chilling with the boys while they work, trying to not get caught by Celestia, having lunch, go talk with the Castle staff, chilling with the boys again, have dinner, go to the bar, chilling with the boys until we had enough drinks to not have a huge hangover, go sleep.

Oh that’s right, yesterday night, I caught Twilight in the library writing the book she’ll show to this dude who’s the dude that leads uh, the education something association, also he’s the bad guy in school daze, so I guess that the episode will start today morning or afternoon, also the other girls went back to Ponyville to check on the school, I’ll also drop by in sometime today.

“Hey Steve, where’re you going?” Spear asked, right now I was in the hallway with Spear who’s patrolling and checking the other guards for reports, his pretty good at his job.

“I think I’ll go look around the city for some clothes or other things.” I replied, I didn’t have any real objectives right now so i might as well go check on the city. Oh and also, when checked on it a few days ago after the parasprites attack, some of the people started to bow to me and worship me, I don’t even know why they did it but I guess that when you see another god tier being besides your casual country’s heroes then you might as well bow to it because it saved your family and friends.

“Oh right, if you go around the city don’t forget to have your medal on your clothes, the citizens are quite harsh if you’re a commoner so if you are acknowledged by Princess Celestia then you won’t get into troubles.” Spear said, it’s true that in the show, Rarity had a bad time in Canterlot in one episode, at least Fancy Pants is a cool dude, I actually got to meet him when he came in the Castle to request some things to Princess Celestia but because he’s a busy man he couldn’t chill with me, too bad because the boy is a good man.

Also, when I met Celestia this morning, she had this sick robe on which seriously looked like a wedding dress, of course seeing that I immediately started to tease her because why not? And she actually kept the dress for the whole day.

“Yeah thanks for reminding me.” I said to Spear who just smiled at me.

We finally reach the front Castle doors so I said my goodbyes to Spear who’s always supposed to be in the Castle because his one of the top soldiers, I actually laughed at him when he told me that but when we passed by some other guards, they all saluted him, he’s apparently the leader of the guards that always sends reports so his like the head communication agent or something.

Before going to the city, I took a walk in the Royal Garden, it was quite beautiful and relaxing, this reminded me of the kids from Celestia’s school that always came in the Garden to play, that’s when I knew that Celestia’s school was actually in some random part of the Castle which didn’t surprise me because the Castle looked like a birthday cake when you look at it from far away, I mean all these towers were the candles and the big chunk in the middle was the cake.

The statue of Discord was kept in the Garden, I guess Celestia had some ponies to make it because it seriously looked sick, unlike the Discord we all know, I mean just his look is not really sick but his powers are OP, the guy has a dimension for his home.

Now that I got my relaxing time I guess it’s time to go in the city, but I should do something about my look first…. Screw it, too lazy to think of anything and I don’t want to risk wiping the Garden with my crazy powers because I seriously don’t remember how I did all these crazy things, all I can do safely is to bring the wings out or the tentacles out, I also can call the hands but only one comes now.

When I came closer to the city, the anthro ponies were one by one starting to look towards me, because of that I had my back straighten and my posture more noble like, I mean it’s been a long time since I came in such a crowded place, so now I was walking like some high noble or something, I think it was called a Duke?

I also had a black cape that was fading to purple at the bottom from one of the Castle’s staff, I kept Maria’s clothes because it looks sick so now I had the purple tux with the purple jeans and also a purple cape, a true nobleman if I do say so myself.

“Mister, would you like to have a cup of tea with us?” I heard someone say from behind me, when I turned around I saw Fancy Pants with Fleur de Lis besides him, now that’s how you get a free meal!

“With pleasure, but sorry I only drink hot chocolate.” I said because I never tried tea before and I don’t plan to do that any time soon.

“No problem, we can deal with that.” Fleur de Lis said with a seductive tone, don’t mind how she talks because she always talks like that, also they were both wearing fancy clothes, fancy pants with his usual black tux and Fleur de Lis a light pink dress, that’s high class people for you!

“Please, take a seat.” Fancy said while pointing me at one of the tables of a random restaurant, I took one seat, Fancy and Fleur took the two others, now I knew that they wanted something from me because no one goes to a random person and ask them to have a cup of tea.

“Two cup of tea and one cup of hot chocolate please.” Fleur said to the waiter who obviously blushed at her, I mean when you have a women that looks like that and talks to you in a seductive manner, you can’t help but blush right? Nope not for me because I’m too into the way of memes to blush like that, I mean the internet can seriously change a human.

“So, what did you want to talk about? I doubt a noble like you would waste his time for no reason.” I said bluntly while crossing my arms.

“Hm, I actually want to ask you many things but first things first, let’s introduce ourselves.” Fancy said while standing up.

“I’m Fancy Pants, current head of the House Pants.” Ok, now I seriously tried hard not to laugh because House Pants? What the hell?

“And I’m Fleur de Lis, second heir of the head of House Flower.” Hm, her is more gracious and noble like than House Pants, also Flower and Fleur means exactly the same thing, nice touch House Flower.

“Nice to meet you, I am Steve, a solitary Lord, a title bestowed upon me by someone from a higher plain of existence.” I said, I want to cringe so hard because Steve doesn’t sound noble at all! Also, the merchant might as well be an entity of a higher plain of existence if he can send people to another universe.

“Someone from a higher plain of existence? Do you mean a Supreme Being?” Fancy asked, he actually knows what a Supreme Being is?

“It’s, very complicated, I won’t call this person Supreme in any way but he has powers over dimensions that’s for sure.” I explained, I expected Fancy and Fleur to blue screen but they didn’t which surprised me because not even Celestia could resist my brain virus nature.

“It indeed sounds complicated, ah, please to meet you Lord Steve.” Fleur said while making a little bow.

“Ah you don’t need to bow, we are fellow nobles are we not?” I said, lol fellow nobles? Hell no, I’m a freaking commoner but I got thrown as a noble in this world thanks to the merchant, at least all those years acting like a noble in my previous life would pay off here.

“We might be from a general view, but only royalty has power over the Lords but even then, the Lord of Chaos doesn’t always respond to the calls of royalty.” Fancy said, seriously? You mean that all the other nobles besides royalty are below Lords? I didn’t know that, I always thought that Lord was the title given to all nobles and that Duke was the highest rank besides royalty.

“Is that right? Then what class of nobles are you from?” I asked the two in front of me.

“I am a Duke.” Fancy said, see I knew the guy was not some lower class but Duke? My guy must’ve done quite a lot for Celestia.

“And I am a Marquis.” Fleur said, what the hell? She is? I thought she was a Duke or some kind of bodyguard for Fancy Pants, welp no matter.

“Ah I see, from my world a Duke is the highest nobility while Marquis is the Second highest, I would normally bow to you because I’m born as a commoner but when I was sent here I was given the title of Lord.” I explained and they both had understanding looks, I guess that true nobles don’t go blue screen, I guess they’re like loaded with anti virus, that would explain the weakness of Celestia because she seriously is from the nokia era.

“Hm, that would explain why you don’t exactly look like a pony, but may I ask where did you get these clothes? I can sense magic imbued in them and not many tailors imbue magic in their clothes unless if it is for protection spells.” Fleur said while looking closer at my tux.

“You have good eyes, but this wasn’t made by a pony and I’m pretty sure that there is no use for casting protection spells on clothes that I would wear.” I said proudly which got an one of their eyebrows to raise, I mean I have the body and powers of two demigods which essentially make me a god.

“These clothes were given to me by an Ursa Major and I’m guessing that the magic in the clothes is used to sew the clothes.” I said bluntly, now I was seriously hoping that they would blue screen but no, well they kinda blue screened but I could see that their anti virus program is fighting the brain virus.

“The Ursa Major, was it the one that came in the city some days ago? Then was it you that was on top of its head?” Fancy asked while trying to stay composed.

“Yes, it was actually quite a funny story, would you like to hear it?” I asked and they both nodded on instinct. I’m supposed to have a good time in the city so might as well talk with the good guys.

While I was telling my little story, I noticed that the other customers as well as the restaurant’s staff were listening, I could see all their facial reaction which was pretty funny, some were amazed when I told that I somehow got an Ursa Major as a pet, others were laughing when I told the reason as to why I ended up in the Everfree Forest, it was a good time overall.

“And now I’m here.” I finished, they were all clapping their hands when I ended my little story while whispering to each others too, I guess they were gossiping or something.

“Please mister, can you show us your wings?” One of the spectators asked, might as well show off then.

“Wow! They’re beautiful!”

“What beauty!”

“Can I have your autograph?”

“Please sleep with me!” Wait what?

Anyways, I was being flooded with countless admirer now but they were all sent away thanks to the restaurant’s staff, the only ones left was Fancy, Fleur, Me and the restaurant owner.

“Sorry for the troubles.” I apologised to the owner who just smiled at me.

“No worries, thanks to you my business skyrocketed!” He said while patting me in the back.

“Well, it looks like it’s the end of our discussion, I would love to meet you again Sir Fancy Pants and Lady Fleur de Lis.” I said bowing down a little and proceeded to go away after they said their goodbyes to me, I could still hear some of the peoples around the city gossiping about me, a good gossip like ‘How nice he was’ or something, good good, one step closer to world domination mwahahahahahaha! Jk.

So, now it was in the middle of the day, the sun is striking my poor white skin I preserved because I was a shut in, where did I planned to go? Oh right, Twilight’s school, how should I go there?

“Maybe I could use my wing because I seriously don’t want to go to the train.” I said before summoning my wings which were ultra sick, because I did that in the middle of the city I attracted many eyes which I didn’t really mind because I kind of like being praised, who doesn’t? Also a little anthro filly came to me.

“You’re pretty mister.” She said, kids innocence can seriously break hearts, I think only Fluttershy kept this innocence.

“Thank you but can you back away, I will do something dangerous.” I said loud enough for the other ponies to hear and they all backed away with one of the mares taking the filly.

So, how do I do that? Do I just Focus? Of course I do! So I Focused and soon enough I started to levitate without the wings flapping, so sick, I also noticed that all the witness were in awe before my display, I seriously love to show off in this world, I also noticed that I started to glow more and more as I went up in the sky and when I stopped, I was literally a big light bulb now, I turned myself to look at the direction of Ponyville and I willed myself to fly there, and when I started to fly there I noticed that I was going incredibly fast because I did like five sonic boom in a row, I don’t even how that’s possible.

I didn’t even got to look around the world that I was already in front of Twilight’s Castle.

“What the hell.” I said but I wasn’t the only one to say that because RD said the same thing when she got here.

“Was that you?” She said while pointing at the trail of light behind me.

“Yes.” I said honestly.

“Seriously? You flew from Canterlot all the way here?” She said with her jaw on the floor.

“Yeah, I didn’t even expect that too, I didn’t even get to look at the scenery!” I exclaimed while dramatically kneeling on the ground.

“Dude we already have Rarity, also what’s with the clothes?” She asked.

“Oh I was chilling with the ponies at Canterlot but because they’re all high class whatever I had to put these on, they were the only things that looked at least high class.” I said which got a nod from RD, she’s weirdly nice today.

“Say, weren’t you supposed to prepare the school?” I asked.

“No, I mean yes, I mean, Twilight is not even there yet!” She said, you mean that Twilight didn’t have time to get here even if I got the time to tell a story to the people at Canterlot? How long was her interview with chancellor whatever?

“Nevermind, the train’s coming.” She said while pointing at Ponyville’s train station and sure enough, the train was coming here.

“Welp, let’s go welcome her then.” I said while walking over the train station with RD.

My suspicion were proven, RD is nicer today, what the hell? I got to keep up a conversation with her even though she’s supposed to suspect me. Also Ponyville was as lively as always, I even saw many of the fans favourite ponies like Lyra, BonBon, Doctor Whooves, Derpy and many other anthro ponies.

“And that’s how Flash Magnus saved his comrades!” RD exclaimed while flying up and doing some tricks.

“Damn, the dude’s OP, and you said you saved him from Limbo? Nice work, kind of expected it from the fastest flyer.” I said making her proud af, I mean why should I strip her of her pride? She already got roasted by her friends when they were Mare do Well.

“That’s right! We need to have a race because I can’t believe you flew from Canterlot to here faster than the train!” She said, oh hell no, I can’t even control properly my own powers so I don’t want to rip the fabric of reality with only speed.

“Maybe later but now we have to welcome Twilight, I mean the girl worked hardcore yesterday and today she had to face the higher up that manage the school.” I said while pointing at the train station with the other main 6 waiting there.

“RD! Where’ve you been?” I heard Applejack say when she saw saw us coming.

“Steve, you’re here too?” She continued and I waved at her.

“Yeah, I flew here.” I said while showing my sick wings, but unlike the other ponies she just sighed, the other girls noticed us too and started to greet us.

“Good Morning Steve, you are well clothed today, may I ask why?” Rarity asked while blushing a little, why though? Why you blushing? I have my dose of blushes already.

“Because I was walking around Canterlot, I was bored and I ended up with Fancy Pants and Fleur de Lis, we were talking about life and how I got here, pretty chill.” I said but Rarity wasn’t even listening because she fainted.

“Oh… um… Hello Steve.” Fluttershy said with a heartbreaking smile. SOMEONE PRESERVE THAT SMILE!

“Hello Fluttershy.” I said while smiling the same way, our little smile communication was soon broken when Pinkie Pie jumped on me from out of nowhere.

“HEYA STEVE HOW’RE YOU DOING?” She exclaimed while hugging me, are you sure she’s just a pony? Because that’s Alicorn level strength.

“I-I’m fine b-but I might d-die if you don’t l-let go of me.” I tried to say while desperately gasping for air, Pinkie let go of me while doing a sheepish smile.

“Oof, I swear Celestia didn’t hug with that much strength.” I said making all the girls gasp.

“Y-you, hugged Celestia?” Flutters asked with a shocked face.

“No, she hugged me and I didn’t ask for it.” I said which made them all blue screen, good thing that we were the only one in the station because I’m pretty sure that bad gossip will come if not.

While they were blue screening, the train was already there and I saw Twilight come out of it with the big book that was five time the size of a dictionary.

“Hi Twilight.” I said while waving at her, she came our way and immediately glared at me when she noticed her friends blue screening.

“What did you do?” She asked still glaring at me.

“I just told them that Celestia hugged me without my consent.” I said and she immediately blue screened herself, I mean Celestia hugged me when I slept in her room but I don’t think I can tell them that just yet.

“Oh boy, this is going to be a very busy school day.”

Author's Note

Here's the chapter, that's a chill one because why not, that's pretty much all I have to say. Hope you like the chapter.

PS : Longest chapter I ever did in my 4 month of story writer so I'm quite proud of myself, I might cry if I ge roasted so please be nice in the comments.