Random Shorts Frazzle Did

by Frazzle2Dazzle

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, King Sombra, Random, Violence, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark
Length: 7132

A collection of short stories, each not more than 150 words.

A collection of short stories, each not more than 150 words.

Done for Loganberry’s Flashfic 150 contest. (Note: Not all stories collected here were the final Submissions for each prompt)

Published 2022-05-31 03:40:00 UTC
Last updated 2024-07-05 10:56:28 UTC

Things Unwritten

“Pens?!”

“Check!”

“Paper?!”

“Check!”

“Heavy building equipment catalog?!”

“...Check!”

“Good...” Applebloom grinned. “Then we’ve got everythin’ to write a great letter to Ol’ Saint Nick!”

“But what about toys? There’s this awesome scooter I want!”

“Didn’t we send that list already?”

“Wellll...” Sweetie Belle nervously grinned. “I might’ve spilled some orange juice, and it kinda, sorta, caught the letter on fire...”

Applebloom and Scootaloo stared in disbelief at her.

“How’d you burn juice?”

“Nevermind that!” Scootaloo exclaimed, “We need another letter! Quick, what did we write last time?!”

“I don’t really remember... Just instruments, sports equipment and fancy apple stuff.” Sweetie Belle tilted her head. “What did you want again, Applebloom?”

“No time, we only have enough paper for one letter, and if we want it there on time, we need to send it today!”

“We have to cut stuff from our lists?!”

All three looked at each other.

“Nooooooooo~!!”

A Near Miss

Doctor Whooves hummed as he assembled bits and pieces together on the table in front of him, occasionally grunting as particularly difficult parts didn’t fit easily.

At a particularly testy spring, he heard a knock on the door.

That alone wouldn’t have made him move, but the three books slamming down to the floor from three different sides of the room did make him jump, and the spring shot out of his hooves, past his head and behind him somewhere.

Raising an eyebrow at that, he went to the front door and opened it to see a grey pegasus mare with crossed yellow eyes standing there.

“Ah, hi, miss...?”

“Hello!” She said, “I’m Derpy, you’re new neighbor!”

A piano fell to the ground a few inches behind her, and, while startling, she didn’t bat an eye.

Whooves grinned. Perhaps this nearby miss would make that chaotinuclear generator unneeded after all.

Departures

Twilight stared deeply, into the hole,
A void that would swallow both body and soul,
A heart so heavy,
She was ready,
To take the first step to places untold.

But holding her back, with a cry of reproach,
Was I, a mare, with a snow white coat.

“Why must you go?” I cried out with a tear.
“Don’t leave!” I said, voicing my fear.

“I leave to save you, my dear Rarity,
I leave to save all so dear to me.”

“But saving you, that’s what’s important!
Without you, my days will be torment!”

Raising a wing, she too raised my head,
She then kissed I, the mare she had wed.

“There is no other choice, my sweet Rarity,
For it is but I who can stop this calamity.”

Then her heart so pure, so full of hope,
Led her away, down the dark slope.

I’m Flying Without Wings

Mark drove down the street, grumbling under his breath.

Of course his sister’s toy pig had to be in the garage when he was working on his truck, and of course oil spilled on itl, and, of course, his parents made him go buy a new one.

Honestly, He thought, pulling into his parent’s driveway,, It’s such a pa-

“Get back here!”

He could only stare, shocked, as an actual pig sailed over the hood of his car, an orange horse-thing sailing after it.

Parking and quickly getting out and running after them, he saw that they weren’t even touching the ground, both creatures gliding on air.

“Gotcha!” The horse-thing cried out in a farm girl voice, grabbing the pig. “Now le’s get you in’ Twi’s flight powder back through the portal.”

Turning, she saw Mark staring at her with a slack jaw.

“Uh... Hi?”

When pigs fly... He thought.

Dream A Little Dream

Pinkie bounced along, looking over the fields of rocks, grabbing the good ones while leaving those needing just a bit more time-out time before they were ready.

Maybe she would get that letter today.

Or not.

Or maybe both?

Nah, do or do not, there is no ‘both’.

What was she doing again? Oh, right, rocks!

Hopping back from the fields, her saddlebags full of rocks, she noticed something sticking out of the mailbox next to the house.

There was also a Pegasus-shaped hole in the ground, but that wasn’t important yet.

Plucking out the very pink and sugary smelling letter with her name on it, she flicked it open and quickly scanned the contents.

We, Mr. and Mrs. Cake, gladly accept your job application to-

Grinning from ear to ear, she shouted, “I GOT THE JOB!”

Now that was a dream come true.

But with less Dolphins than normal.

Atmosphere

It was dark.

Around me, the snowstorm smothered the light, leaving me a well of blackness.

I was alone. Everypony else had fallen away, I was the sole creature surviving this storm.

Why was I alone again? The cold... So hard to think.

They stopped halfway. Why?

I couldn’t think. The cold was sleeping into me, freezing me.

I deserved this... Maybe?

I did something.

Right... I did a bad thing. That’s why I’m alone.

But where was I going? I can’t see anything through the snow. It was just so cold...

I knew I was almost there. But I didn’t know what there is, not even where.

The darkness was smothering me. Except...

Was that a light?

Am I... Not alone?

Was I safe?

Stumbling forward, I kept watching the light, but it drifted further away.

My mind felt fuzzy...

It was just so cold...

No...

It was dark.

My eyes flashed open as I awoke, cold, in a pool of water, a glimmering light above me. My lungs were full of air, though I didn’t know how long that would last as I thrashed my way to the surface.

Everything was so foggy... I... Who am I?

That moment of uncertainty fled as I hit the surface, breathing in fresh air, my mind clearing suddenly.

That’s right. I’m Flash... Flash Sentry. I’m a Royal Guard in the Crystal Empire, serving directly under Prince Shining Armor and Princess Cadence, as well as the recently born Flurry Heart.

I came here- “Damnit, it’s cold!” I swore, my coat soaked as I stepped away from the pool, my hoofsteps echoing in the cave it resided in.

I went over to the travel saddle I had shrugged off before diving in, taking out a few blankets to wrap around myself, and hopefully warm up a bit. Underneath where the blankets were, there was a book, pages yellowed with age. ‘Lost Tales Of The Crystal Empire.’

That’s right... I thought. This pool is a lost tale. ‘The Lake Of Frozen Memory.

I came here to forget... Something.

Now it’s frozen.

Now I’m free.

Author's Note

Okay, I’ll admit, I did not remember making a follow up to this story. Apologies for 200 extra words.

Rising Star

Flim grunted as he and Flam climbed up the branches of a massive tree, heading to the prize waiting at the top.

“I say, Flim,” Flam yelled down, “This is our most cunning plan yet! Stealing the Original Hearths Warming Star? Brilliant!”

“Indeed, brother of mine! The nobles in Canterlot will pay a fortune for it!”

“Of course, you’d have to get the Star first.” A voice outside the branches called, making them freeze.

On a black sled, carried by the skeletons of reindeer, stood a tall, slender figure, clothed in black with bones for hands, and a bare skull for a head.

“I’m afraid that Christmas belongs to Jack Skellington! Better luck next year!” The figure whipped the reindeer up to the top of the tree and pulled the Star into the sled. Flying away, he cackled an eery ‘Ho Ho Ho’ all the way.

“Brother...”

“Yes?”

“What’s Christmas?”

A Song I Remember

Applejack was in the music room of Canterlot High, looking over a page of lyrics.

Breathing in, she let it out slowly as she picked up an acoustic, and starting to strum it, she started to sing.

”Starshine, and moonlight, a light in the night... Watching, from this place, they shine so bright.

“Hundreds, ‘pon hundreds, I only know... That the star that’s right here, has a heart made of gold...”

“Mom’s old song?” A voice asked.

Applejack looked up to see Big Mac in the doorway, a sad smile on his face. He was there to pick her and Applebloom up.

Applejack sheepishly grinned in return. “Heh, yeah... Thought I could try learning it.”

Big Mac gave a hum of thought before closing the door and stepping all the way in, sitting on a seat near her.

“I miss her too.” He finally said, wrapping an arm around Applejack.

Two Truths And A Lie

Spike hung his head as he hung from a pair of heavy chains, suspending him against the wall of the cave.

It had only been a small task, Twilight had wanted him to see what was going on in the Everfree since she was busy with diplomatic meetings and couldn’t do it herself.

That was a thousand years ago.

Eyes heavy, he looked up again to the three other cages in the room. One after the other, they had been filled in the span of what he thought were weeks, Rarity, Applejack and Fluttershy, trapped in shackles, unable to escape their bindings.

And staring dully at them, all but one held a skeleton, and he grimaced as he heard Rarity scream again.

“Spike! Please, save me!”

It grated his ear fins, and though it hurt, he ignored it.

He knew that wasn’t Rarity. He knew what the Lie was.

Drama Queen

“Mwahahaha!!” Laughed Chrysalis as she stood over the defeated forms of Celestia and Luna, “With the love I’ve drained from the ponies of Equestria, I’ve become even more powerful than their Princess’!!”

Grunts of effort drew her attention to Cadance and Shining Armor, rising from the floor.

“You haven’t won, Chrysalis!” Cadence yelled, touching her horn to Shining Armor’s, “Because True Love conquers all!”

With a cry of fear, Chrysalis was hit by a pink orb and sent flying away.

Celestia and Luna stood up and looked at each other before nodding and turning to Cadance, and, with the grace of Princess’, they bowed down to her.

“Truly, you are worthy of the title of Princess, Cadance!” Celestia said, “We both hereby grant you the Crystal Empire to rule!”

“I accept!” Cadance replied.

As the audience cheered at the play, Chrysalis’ teeth ground in the shadows.

This makes no sense!

Animal Antics

Capper was leaned against Rarity’s wall, glaring at a white mass of fury that was across the room.

Like-wise, Opalescence glared back.

Rarity nervously chuckled, taking in the scene in front of her. “Ah, Capper, is there a problem?”

“Not yet.” He growled, “I just want to know why a house-cat is living here.”

Opalescence flashed her claws, hissing at him.

“Well, you see, I’m her owner.” Rarity said, “I didn’t expect her to be a problem when I offered you a new coat...”

Capper let out a scoff. “House-cats are nothing but trouble. They’re not smart enough to be real cats, and too full of themselves to like them.

“But... I think I can stop myself from doing something rather... Unsavory, for you, Rarity.”

“Well, that’s a relie-“

Opalescence tossed a mug at Capper with a flick of her tail, nose turned to the sky.

Capper’s claws flashed out.

Sleight of Hand

Twilight stared down the bronze orb in front of her, the sun gleaming off of it in rippling rays. The shadow of Anon hit the ground to her right, but she payed him no mind. All she cared about right now was the orb in front of her.

Anon sighed, a palm on his face. “Twilight, please stop staring at my doorknob. I have food inside to eat, and you’re blocking the way in.”

“What’s it for?” She asked.

Anon sighed bemusedly. “It’s for opening the door. You turn the knob, and the door opens.”

“But how do you turn it when you don’t have magic?”

“Well, I use my hands of course.” He flexed his fingers for emphasis.

Twilight looked back at his hands for a moment before looking back to the doorknob, and then her hooves.

She frowned. “...Humans are weird.”

Anon chuckled. “We sure are...”

Anniversary

Dear Diary,

Today, it has been one day less than a year since I married the love of my life.

What can I say about him, other than how amazing he is, how he knows me like nopony else, and how far we’ve come together.

I hope he likes the gift I got him for tomorrow… It’s always touch and go on what he’ll like from day to day, on what he’ll wear, on how he’ll act, but he’s always so lively, so caring, so

Oh, I’m rambling now, aren’t I? Even when he’s not here, he keeps me talking. I love him so much for that.

The gift I got him was made by Rarity, a nice big hat with purple stripes, a wide brim and some magic thread sewn in, provided by Starlight to make it extra special.

I can’t wait to see what he thinks.

Sincerely, Fluttershy

Temples

“…And that’s the tour of Ponyville!” Twilight finished as she guided the wayward human back to her crystal abode.

“It’s certainly… Interesting.” They said, still a bit shocked by everything.

“I hope you’ll have a good time here as I work on a way to get you home. In the meantime, why don’t I-“

“TWILIGHT!” A voice screamed out, cutting her off.

Turning around, they saw a short pink Pegasus with a blue curly mane flying in front of the castle, a glowing sword floating at their side.

Twilight’s eyes widened in shock while the human tilted their head in confusion.

“…Is that Shirley Temple?”

“I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE, TWI- Wait, Shirley Temple?”

The human shrugged. “Yeah, the actor. You’re short, have a high pitched voice, curly hair… Pretty much the spitting image of her back in the day.”

Cozy Glow decided they would be the first to die.

Meanwhile Down On The Farm

I stared down the line of ponies as they walked up, bought apples or cider and moved along as the next pony repeated what they did.

Easy enough to just manage the bits as they paid me. Drop ‘em in a bag, hoof them the apples, repeat.

Then stuff got mighty weird as the clouds changed color, turning pink and raining down chocolate on everything.

This weren’t nothing exciting to Ponyville, an’ I just shrugged it off and continued moving the line along, though maybe I shoulda payed more attention to it.

Next thing I knew, next customer had leaves in their coat as they took root in front’ of the farm, an’ the rest in line started changing too, from turning ‘ta Zebras, to popping off limbs.

Things got fuzzy af’er that, but I remember a lott’a barking.

But that’s jus’ life on a Ponyville farm, I guess. Eeeyup.

The Potion

Big Mac and a yellow unicorn sat at a table in the Oak Timberwolf, a bar in Ponyville, Flim wearing a striped hat and vest, and Big Mac wearing a bowler hat, with a coat draped over his back, and a pipe he took pulls of smoke from.

“I know you have the… Product,” Flim said, tapping his hooves together nervously, “You’re the biggest dealer in town.”

Big Mac let out a breath of smoke before responding. “How much?”

The unicorn glanced around before answering. ”Just one.”

“Hmm… Three Hundred.” Mac said, smoke trailing from his lips.

Flim gave off a scowl at that. “That’s practically…!” He cut himself off with a sigh, “Know what? Fine…” Flim pulled a sack out of his vest and dropped it on the table with a thud.

Grinning, Mac took the sack and rolled over a bottle of glowing blue liquid.

“Pleasure doing business.”

An Inconvenient Paradox

Big Mac sighed as Applebloom paced around the living room as the rest of them ate breakfast. He was hoping this wouldn’t happen again…

“What does a tree do when it falls in a forest, but nopony’s there ta see it?” She muttered to herself, “Does it make a sound? Does it give a flash of light?”

He swallowed his annoyance with a bit of Apple Fritters, Applejack and Granny doing the same.

Every Apple went through this at some point.

“Nopony can know if it makes a sound, cause they’d need ta hear it, and then that’d ruin the whole thing!”

With a swig of some juice, he finished his meal and left Applebloom to stew over the unfathomable for some farm work.

A farm doesn’t farm itself when nopony’s around, after all.

It’s A Gift

Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle and Applebloom sat together, joined by Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara. At the center of them lay the cause for their meeting.

“This is why we’re gathered.” Applebloom declared, “Dark forces stir in the north, and Guards March from the Empire.”

“And what must be done?” Silver asked.

Applebloom’s mouth was a tight line. “It must be destroyed.”

“What are we waiting for? Let’s be done with it!” Scootaloo turned, ready to buck.

“Wait, no-!”

Sweetie’s warning came too late. As Scootaloo’s hooves connected, a magic blast throwing her upside down back into her chair.

“It can’t be destroyed by simply hitting it!” Applebloom growled, “It can only be destroyed where it was made, in the Crystal Empire.”

“One does not simply walk into the Empire.” Diamond stated, “But instead, let us keep it. For this… This is a gift.”

Flurry yawned. “Can I go home, now?”

It’s A Gift 2

Scootaloo walked through the town, her body covered in clothing, the barest hint of her orange coat visible. At least she had the excuse of winter for her odd apparel.

How many towns had it been, now? She could hardly keep track as she passed through, trying to avoid the ponies around her.

“Look out!” She heard, before a group of boxes fell on her, knocking her down and dislodging clothing.

Shaking her head, she looked up to see a worried Colt’s face looking down.

“Are you alright?”

Scootaloo rubbed her head. “I’ve had worse.”

The colt offered a hoof to pick her up, and too late did Scootaloo realize she grabbed it with an unmittened one.

Her eyes rolled back, a number running through her head, and she heard the colt call out as she fell to the ground, the words haunting her.

Three days, Twenty-Two Minutes, Forty-Five Seconds.

Breaking The Rules

Pinkie Pie was a jolly mare, though a bit strange sometimes.

She lived a happy life in Ponyville, with her friends always being there for her.

Until today.

They were having a secret meeting. What were they doing, she wondered. They told her that she couldn’t come, and that made her feel sad, but she went along her day like normal, working her job at Sugarcube Corner while they met.

The next day they still weren’t back, and Pinkie worried. Pinkie worried her friends would be mad if she came to check when they had told her not to.

But she cared about her friends. She had to know.

And with a montage of cataclysm, she finally found out.

They weren’t avoiding her. They were dead.

Pinkie was happy that her friends weren’t keeping secrets from her, but she was sad she had to bury their bodies in the woods.

Bureaucracy

Cadance and Shining smiled nervously, a crowd of crystal ponies bowing in front of them.

“What are they doing?” Cadance whispered to her husband.

Glancing her way, he yelled to the crowd. “Uhh… Why are you all bowing?”

A pony in the front, a green mare, looked up before quickly bowing again. “You saved our kingdom and our lives! We are now your humble servants!”

Shining and Cadance looked to each other, each as confused as the other.

“I’m sorry, I don’t really follow.” She said to the gathering.

“It’s Crystal Kingdom law!” A brown stallion, still face down, yelled, “We all owe you life debts now that you’ve saved us!”

“But, Spike saved you!” Shining said, exasperated.

“…Who?”

“The green and purple dragon?”

They all blinked before laughing and cheering, getting up and leaping for joy.

“What a relief! The next law says Dragons are excluded from life debts!”

Myth And Legend

I know you. I know your kind. I know your race.

Your kind speaks of friendship. Your race speaks of kindness. But you ponies lie all the while.

My race was destroyed by you, wiped away and erased from hisssstory. I am the only survivor, trapped here as a monument to your Princess’ feats of… Heroism.

Pah… Heroes. They eliminate all they find unfamiliar and uncomfortable. My race was viewed as evil by you ponies for being part sssnake, and you killed us for it.

I despise you. All like me despise you. We have been brought down to less than myth, less than legend, our names whispered in fear.

How I’d love to bring you low… To avenge my fallen kin. To right your kind’s wrongs and retake this world, to drink your blood as I burn your history before your eyes.

It would be more than you deserve.

Just This Once

Just this once, I’d like to have a friend.

Perhaps you could be my friend?

No… You’re the viewer. You’re the reader. Maybe I’m just a figment of your mind. Maybe you’re a figment of mine, existing for this one moment.

Sigh… I’d like to say I could answer that. But nothing is for certain with me, for me, or around me.

I didn’t say my name, did I? I’m Discord. I’ve been stuck as a statue for the past thousand years. Before that, it was a comet. And before that…

I can’t remember. I just know I haven’t had a friend. I haven’t had anyone like me. I’ve just been stuck in a cycle, and never changing.

Maybe you won’t be my friend this time, but somebody, somepony, someone might be.

Even if I have to start the cycle over after this one time… I want a friend. Please.

Bonus Round: Appledash

Twilight ran around the side of the building, a hand to her face as she heaved breaths into her lungs and tears of fear welled up.

“Twilight…. Come out and play, Twilight!” The creaking voice echoed out, so familiar, so foreign.

She hurtled away through the dark night like death was on her heels.

It might very well be.

Glancing over her shoulder, she didn’t see the pole until she ran into it, her ears ringing as she hit the ground.

The wet slap of something gooey against the earth sent a chill through her veins, as she scrambled to get up, but it was too little too late.

She didn’t have time to cast a spell as the slimy fusion scooped her up and let off a sickening laugh, the swirling orange and blue mess grinning with crazed glee.

“I found you!” Her friends said, “Now we can play!”

Pride

“Scootaloo, tell the garishly yellow pony who must not be named that she can buck off.”

“Why, I-! Scootaloo, tell that good fer nothing ball of shampoo that she can go to Tartarus fer all I care!”

“Girls…”

“Tartarus would be an improvement over staying in the same room as you!”

“You’d be in real good company, from what I see.”

“Girls.”

“I almost pity you for having no good company to stay with.”

“Still better than the sick goop you use to hang out with other ponies.”

“Gasp You take that back!”

“Girls!”

“Remind me again how much makeup you need tah’ use to look, ‘Presentable?’”

“At least I’m not some country pony! Talk normal, you psychopath!”

“Why you two bit, cheating, conniv-!”

“GIRLS!”

“What?!”

“Look, how about we call it a tie and get back to work, yeah?”

“NEVER!”

Scootaloo silently grumbled as they got back to arguing.

I didn't think the leopards would eat MY face!

Chrysalis grumbled as she waited outside the emergency room. Again.

It was the fifth time something had happened this year, and it was only February. She couldn’t stand how that inconsiderate NICOMPOOP JUST-!

Her thoughts derailed as the door opened, a cream colored pony approaching her.

“He’s stabilized and conscious. He shouldn’t get any worse with the bandages in place, but we ask you to refrain from any violence this time.”

Chrysalis brushed aside the glare she received, trotting past the nurse with a flippant “Only light strangling, gotcha.”

Leaving the irritated pony behind, she went to the usual room and just deadpanned at the mess of fur, bandages and red eyes glaring grumpily at the ceiling.

“Sombra.”

“…Yes?”

“Why’d you get Pony-eating Leopards?”

“…To eat the elements.”

“And what did they do?”

Sombra sighed. “They tried to eat me…”

“And that is why you’re banned from the firework shop.”

The Feeling's New to Me

“Brother, I do declare that this is the worst thing we have ever been made to do.”

“Indeed, Flam, I don’t like this perturbingly cruel turn of events either.”

“Fer crying out loud…” Applejack ran a hoof down her face.

“This pony has no head for business, and not a thought for how we’ll live when we do this!”

“What do you expect when she lives with nothing! She’ll drag us down to her level as well, yes she will.”

“I wouldn’t be surprised if she decided to take our hats next, Flim!”

“The horror!”

Applejack slammed a hoof down on the stand with a growl. “It’s just a gosh darned coupon, ya two faced weasels! Didn’t ya come to me fer business advice?!”

“We’ve made it this far without cutting prices!”

“And we can make it farther without doing… That.”

Applejack sighed, “The two of ya are hopeless…”

skintight bodysuit

I can only see blackness. My body feels constricted, my fur pressed far more than flat to my body. My lungs feel like collapsing. I can barely manage to get in breath after short breath as I lie here.

Hoofsteps… Who…?

“Oh, you poor thing…” I heard whispered in my ear as the hooves stopped, “You must feel really bad, hmm?”

I can only groan in acknowledgment, my muzzle trapped in a barely open state.

“This can all be over soon, you will be free to go, and it will be like this never happened… But you need to tell me something first.”

Whatever was covering my eyes was removed, and I shrink away from the bright light. Standing over me stood a tall, insect like creature in the shape of a pony, with a long green mane trailing onto the black suit imprisoning me.

“Where is Twilight Sparkle?”

Cue The Fireworks

I cough, blood spilling out of my lips as I claw my way forward.

Scraaaape….

Everything hurts. My horn, my wings, even my mane feels like it’s in agony.

Scraaaape….

Boom! Thud!

I hear my sister outside, whaling upon the doors with her magic. Each crash and each boom added another dent, the hard metal buckling inward.

Scraaaape….

Bang! Bam!

Cough, splatter, drip….

I wasn’t long for this world. My sister knew that. Her last attack had severed my hind legs as I reached this small haven in the command room, one front leg already broken to smithereens.

“Not long now….”

Scraaaape….

I was just out of reach of it. Almost to the red glow of salvation.

Crack! Kerblam!

The door blew into the room.

Scraaaape…. Push….

My sister entered to see my hoof press down on the button. I looked up to her with a delirious grin.

“Boo-”

-oom!

The Most Devastating Insult

“…and after her mental breakdown, the Polish Academic structure was rewritten to have better mental health laws,” Sunset gestured over the history book.

“That’s pretty… Sick,” Rainbow muttered as she read it, “Like, not the good sick, but the really really bad kind.”

“I’ve noticed that while being in this world… It’s a lot darker than Equestria was.”

“Speaking of…” Rainbow looked back to the orange girl next to her, “If it was all that good, what sent you over the edge to come here?”

Sunset winced, “I was being honest to you girls, Rainbow, I was selfish… But I’ve changed now.”

“No, no, not that boring stuff. I wanna know why you wanted so much power.”

“Why I wanted power? Well…”

”Starswirl would’ve hated you,” Moon Dancer scoffed.

“You take that back!” Sunset shoved her, tears in her eyes, “You take that back!”

“…I don’t wanna talk about it.”

Leftover

Luna trotted up to the bars of the cell, cautious in her movements.

“Sombra,” she sneered, “You were begging to see me?”

He sighed, his head hanging low. His shattered horn reflected torchlight, “I have much to parley with you…”

“And what makes you think I should parley? Why should I not leave here and have you rot away?”

“Because this parley is over you and your past.”

Luna paused as Sombra turned his gaze up to meet her’s.

“Like mineself, you too are a relic of the past, cast out and left in a world barren of all you held dear… How?”

“How?”

“How did you manage to fit in this world where I did not?”

Luna was silent for a moment before answering, “Do you truly wish to know?”

Sombra’s nod encouraged her on.

“Very well… Then let me tell you what a good friend did for me…”

Accelerated Evolution

The unicorn’s scream choked off as I stepped down on their throat, their desperate cries turning to frightened gasps that echoed through the Everfree.

“Blueblood...” I spat out the name, “Did you think I was really dead?”

He gasped in more air as I lightened the pressure on his neck.

“Do you even remember who I am?” I asked, leaning closer.

“I- I don’t- What?” He stammered out, still bewildered.

As my eyes narrowed in anger, my magic flare in my hand, lighting my body for him to see.

Blueblood’s eyes widened, his hair standing on end as he saw me for what I was. “You- You’re- !”

“I’m the guy you threw into the Everfree wilds without a second thought,” I growled, “You left me for dead!”

Silent for a moment, I started chuckling.

“But I should thank you... Without the Everfree, I wouldn’t have magic, now would I?”

The Potion V2

Flim glanced out the alley at the dark, decrepit town as Flam sifted through their saddlebags, tossing herbs together in a pot.

“Just a sprig more of Witherweed… More newt eyes and Moonglow…”

Flim frowned as he stood watch, “Brother, you’re certain that these potions will hide us here? I don’t wish to eat a newt eye for the fun of it.”

“One hundred percent guarantee, brother of mine!” He said, “We’ll have that Star back in no time!”

“I hope the dubiously diabolical creatures haven’t tainted it. I can almost hear the value dropping…”

“Easy cleaning for the Super Speedy Easy Squeegee 6000!”

“Hey, you two!” A voice from above made them both freeze.

Looking up, they saw what looked like a bat with a human head staring down at them.

“What’s that stew you’re making?”

Flim quickly thought of something smart to say.

“…Newt eye stew?”

“Oooh, yummy!”

An Inconvenient Paradox Take 2

Twilight rubbed her horn as her future self nervously tapped her hooves together behind her. Looking at her gave Twilight a migraine from the spray paint saying ‘I love Doctor Whooves’ on her side.

“Let me get this straight,” Twilight said with a glare, “You’re from the future.”

“Eheh… Right.” She nervously smiled.

“You came back in time, running through town and yelling about Discord being awesome.” Twilight’s stare didn’t waver.

“Well, I was calling him stupendously amazing… But yeah.”

Twilight groaned as she slapped a hoof to her head.

“And you did all that because…?”

She hesitated, looking like she was in Celestia’s office, before replying.

“I… Might’ve seen the future version of me do the same thing.”

Twilight blanched at that. “If you saw your future self do that, then you couldn’t let that not happen, because then…” She trailed off.

“Then there would be a paradox.”

The Haunting

“I hunger… I thirst.” The voice groaned into the cold night. A clawed hand cupped the chin of a leathery face. “But these… ‘Ponies.’ They are… Pure.”

The tall, two-legged figure, donned in rags so torn and dirty, you could hardly tell what color they originally were, sighed.

“A simple life…? If only. Kill this world…? Or die in it?”

He looked to the lights of the village in the distance. Even at night, the ponies were lively. Their boisterous parties never seemed to stop.

“These creatures… They would taste good. Their screams would be delightful.” A grin set itself over his wrinkled face, “Their blood would be sweet. Their bones would crunch. They are weak. I would feast!” His voice crackled in the night, before he sighed, his sharp teeth hiding once more.

“But they would bring me no comfort.” He couldn’t help chuckling, “Mercy? From me? Imagine that…”

Just This Once, A Second Time

Sombra frowned as he sat by the fire, trying to tune out the voice next to him.

“Pleeaaase?”

“No.”

“Pleeeaaaase?”

Sigh… “No.”

“Come on, I won’t ask again!”

“That’s what they all say, before they go and ask again.”

“Pleeeeeaaaaaase?!”

“Oh, for the love of-“ Sombra rubbed his forehead with a clenched hoof. “I am not getting you Ice Cream!”

Cozy pouted, sitting back down. “Chrysalis won’t get it for me, and everypony would see Tirek from a mile away! So it’s gotta be you!”

Sombra snorted. “There’s no chance in Tartarus I’m taking orders from you. I don’t even know what this ‘Ice Cream’ is!”

Cozy gasped in surprise. “You haven’t eaten the most delicious thing in the history of ever?”

“…I’m sorry, did you say the most delicious thing ever?”

“Yes.”

Sombra ignored the smug grin as he made his way to the exit. “Fine. Just this once.”

I Hardly Know Her

A misconception about Twilight Sparkle, current ruling princess, is that she is as simple to understand as history books make her life out to be.

Yes, she is an arbiter of Friendship and it’s ideals, but that’s not the extent of her personality and worth.

Not many know of the strides she’s made in the field of magic theory, the quite well known “Mirror Doors” that have all but replaced most transportation being her creation. Few know of the breakthroughs in science she has delivered, the radio playing as I right this an astounding product of her brilliant mind. Fewer still know of the trade agreements she oversaw with Griffonstone, bringing it back from the brink of collapse.

And I think none know of the Smarty Pants doll she keeps behind her throne.

I suppose any one of you to read this can assume that you hardly know our princess.

Author's Note

Posting this early since this was for the prompt I chose.

Even The Heartless Have A Heart

I am Sombra.

I am the terror of the Crystal Empire. I have razed kingdoms and slaughtered nations, bringing low even the strongest of beings.

I worked the Crystal Empire to the bone before Celestia and Luna banished both it and me. I was ready to take my rightful place as head of the world, I was he who would be king.

I was… I am alone.

I am he who needs no creature, pony or otherwise to stand by him. I don’t want any help!

All who get close to me, no matter how successful, will always meet a quick demise. No creature can control the shadow that I am, the power that I hold, the force of will that makes Sombra King.

Even should I desire it, I must keep every creature away.

For I am the death of all others.

I am Sombra.

I… I am alone.

A Terrible Day to Have Eyes

“Over the hills, around the globe, where will I stop, nobody knows!” Pinkie giggled as she spun the model solar system around.

“Careful!” Twilight cautioned as she rushed over to steady the display, “Celestia trusted this with me, I don’t want to break it!”

“It wont be very useful if you don’t do anything with it,” Pinkie moved the moon in-between the sun and the globe, “Look! I made an eclipse!”

Twilight sighed in resignation, “Alright Pinkie, but just be careful when using it, w—“

“My eyes!!!” A scream echoed from outside as others joined it in wails of agony.

Twilight and Pinkie rushed to the door without hesitation, only to pause as they saw the town shrouded in darkness, a glance up revealing an eclipse that left them reeling.

They could only sit in shock as Pinkie set sunglasses on their faces.

“…Maybe I shouldn’t have done that.”

Here’s The Plan

“So, you’ll pull my tail-“

“And I’m out of here.”

“Wait! Don’t you wanna throw the best party ever?”

A moment of silence. Then a sigh, “Yeah…”

“Then you’re gonna have to pull my tail when she’s in place,” she paused for a moment, “Well, my robot’s tail anyway. That’s gonna activate the ‘Surprise Party’ function.”

Whooves raised an eyebrow at that, “You have a robot duplicate?”

“You don’t?”

“…Touché, Miss Pie.”

“Threeshay back at ya! Then the robot’s gonna unfold into a party cannon and rain down confetti and cupcakes everywhere, and it’s GONNA BE SO AWES- !”

Whooves put a hoof to her muzzle while looking around, “Shhh! We can’t let her hear about this!”

“Let who hear about what?”

He flinched back as he whirled around to see Derpy standing behind him.

“Hello!” she greeted.

He felt a nudge on his back.

“Pssst! Pull my tail!”

In The Garden

The birds sang around the castle’s gardens, celebrating the end of winter at last, the snow gone and plants leaving fresh scents as new growths had already begun sprouting.

Blueblood sat on a bench to take it in. And the head of the guards sat beside him.

He wasn’t allowed out on his own after his last endeavor.

“Sigh… Why do you do these things, Blueblood,” Shining finally ended the silence.

“I do what I want. A prince doesn’t need to explain himself.”

“But a princess can just as easily make these punishments worse. I would’ve to let you know how those maids felt.”

Blueblood’s lips tightened, “That would at least be something… I haven’t gotten a word in five years.”

Shining tried to hold his glare, but felt it break. He sighed, “She cares about you, Blue… You’ve gotta know that.”

He didn’t bother answering.

The birds sang on.

Change in the wind

Fluttershy hummed out a jaunty tune as she fed the animals at her cottage, smiling as the birds, mice and bear all said their thanks.

A sudden breeze and a screaming Twilight Sparkle shattered that peace.

Fluttershy trotted over to where she had crashed into the ground, wincing at the furrow in the dirt leading up to purple alicorn.

Twilight quickly got up, gagging and spitting out the dirt in her mouth.

“Oh my...” Fluttershy said in concern, “Are you still having trouble flying?”

“Eh-heh... Yeah, a little...” An embarrassed blush rose onto her cheeks, “I have no idea where that downdraft came from!”

“Wooo-hooo!”

They both looked up to see Rainbow Dash flying through the sky in a corkscrew that was causing a tornado to wildly spin around her.

“...Nevermind.” Twilight deadpanned.

Fluttershy put a hoof up to cover an amused grin while Twilight left to chew out Rainbow.

After The Storm

Jonesy laughed as the purple clouds around the area receded. It was always a nice sight to see The Island’s skies turn back to blue.

Doing a quick Floss of celebration, he started climbing down the platform he set up, determined to head to Tilted to try and get a Burger or two from the lobby, when he spotted something that shouldn’t have been there out of the corner of his eye.

The sky was still purple.

Well, only part of it, though as it started to get larger, he realized it was actually just getting closer, and was... Something else entirely.

With a start, Twilight woke up to a beam of light shining in through her water streaked window.

Rapidly looking around, she sighed in relief.

“Thank goodness I’m not in Fortnite!”

Early Bird

Twilight looked down at the grading sheet then back up to Pinkie Pie.

“Alright, can you just tell me what you’re Invention is, again?”

Pinkie sucked in a big breath, before letting out a waterfall of words. “So, you see, I was on the morning shift at Sugarcube Corner, and then some other Ponies doing the Science Fair said stuff about Whirly-Birds getting the best scores and gummy worms, so I decided to take one of those time distortion bubbles Discord left laying around last time he ordered a cake, studied up on aerodynamics for five yea- No, minutes, then put together sheets of metal attached to a motor at an angle in order to create lift when the motor was running.”

Twilight stared at her for a few moments before looking behind her at the replica of a helicopter from the other Twilight’s world.

“...Yeah, you win.”

Rising Star V2

Dash sat in the crowded shuttle, staring out the back viewport at the burning planet. Once so full of life, now it was engulfed in heat and flames.

Princess Luna had a backup plan in case of this, but...

This is my fault... Rainbow thought.

Her, the best flier in Equestria, Luna’s granddaughter. She... Failed.

When Luna’s student, Twilight, discovered that Daybreaker would return on the day of the Blue Moon Festival, she started preparing the best she could, gathering the Elements of Harmony, and the ponies that could activate them. And by her side, Dash helped the best she could.

But it wasn’t enough.

They tried fighting Daybreaker, they even used the elements, but nothing happened. It didn’t leave so much as a bruise.

And staring back at the world consumed by its sun, by the star that orbited it, she could only hang her head and mourn.