The Life Of Blitz

by LyNx_X_PiE_PiE

Chapter 7: Unsuspecting Schemes

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Waking up was still the hardest part of my day, although, I now had motivation to do so. I was going to apply for the position in the guard. I thought that I had the correct mindset to do so, so I thought more about it before I went to sleep. I opened my eyes to see a scared Azure in my bed with me. I chuckled as I remembered what happened.

It was heavily storming last night, so Azure was unable to travel home. He didn't live with us, but I would have enjoyed the company if he did. Since he was unable to get home, we offered him to stay here. He slept on the couch, until noises were heard around the house, scaring him and making him feel uncomfortable. He came up to me, while I was still awake and I allowed him to sleep with me, just so that he wasn't scared.

He was still asleep when I opened my eyes, but that didn't stop him from being enjoyable. I rubbed his head with my hoof as I sighed with happiness. I saw his eyes open slightly and look at me. I smiled softly. He smiled too as he moved closer to me, wrapping a hoof around me and trying to bring me closer to him. I took the hint as I moved closer to him.

He opened his eyes fully and kissed my nose, making me blush slightly. One of his wings unraveled and wrapped themselves around me, pulling me in a little closer. I was happy to be a little closer to Azure. He was a beautiful stallion, it just sucked that he was occasionally at work for most of the day. I looked into his eyes and blushed. I had him in my bed before, but I didn't have the feelings I had this morning. I was a little compassionate during the mornings, so as he kissed me, I kissed him back, placing a kiss upon his head. He smiled and blushed heavily.

I wanted to have this painless bliss forever, but sadly, we had to get up, at least I thought we did. It was still storming outside, so I thought that it was later than it actually was. I thought it was like 8am, but it wasn't. It was about 6:30am. That gave us some time! As I came back from checking the time, Azure turned over, allowing his wings to flash in my face, blinding my vision for a second. I wrapped my hindlegs around his and then wrapped me forehooves around his waist. His wings were super warm, so I nuzzled them slightly and sighed happily. His tail thrashed as I pinned it in-between my hindlegs.

I snuggled into him, kissing his neck slightly and allowing us both to relax. He enjoyed this way more than I did and with that, getting into the mood, he lifted up his leg. This revealed something that was… his penis. He was getting so into this, that he showed me his penis. I just stared at that and then looked up to him again.

"No… not yet anyway. I'm not that type of stallion." I whispered to him. This made him close his legs as quickly as he could, blushing and tensing hard. I continued to kiss his neck and smiled. "It's alright! Just relax, you just jumped straight to it." I stated quietly as I turned his head and kissed him on the lips. His eyes went wide as I kissed him and then he relaxed, his wings were the only thing tensing now.

I pulled away from the kiss and watched the emotions on his face change, every five seconds. I placed a hoof against his chest, gesturing that I was ok with this. He blushed and rubbed the back of his head, chuckling lightly.

"Sorry Blitz, but I have just enjoyed you so much recently, that I was just surprised that you went for it." He stated softly.

"I love you Azure! I know that you love me, cause you have told me multiple times." I announced quietly, placing my hoof on his neck.

"But i do though, that's why I keep saying it." Azure added. I smiled at that before kissing him on the lips on more time, before getting out of bed. He was speechless, but I could tell it was the good type. That was the wake up call that he too needed. I pranced to the door of Shadow's room and knocked on the door lightly. Shadow opened the door, her skin was slightly darker at the eyes and she had her magic on. She kept the door open that only her face was revealed and was using her hooves to keep the door in place. I smiled as I made her aware that I knew she was doing something, behind the door.

She followed my eyes and blushed before trying to close the door. I held it open with my magic and chuckled.

"How long you gonna…" I asked, before Shadow answered my question before I even finished.

"Give or take another five minutes now, because you disturbed me. It would have been another thirty seconds, but no!" She lightly pouted as she stared at me. I smiled and kissed her on the head, getting a slight view of what I expected was happening. I chuckled at I closed the door.

"Ah! Copper's gift is treating ponies well still I see!" I shouted, making sure that Shadow could hear me. I could hear a bang on the door, followed by a chuckle and then a louder than expecting moan, all from the opposite side of the door. "Attention seeker!" I joked, as I began to walk downstairs. Azure followed me down there too, treating me as well as he did himself.

I got to the bottom of the stairs and passed through the living room, into the kitchen. I smiled as I opened the cupboard door and pulled out two bowls and some oats, now with honey. I chuckled to myself as I made me and Azure some breakfast. I kept the oats out, just so that Shadow could have some, if she wanted some. I kept looking at Azure as I ate my oats. He was such a sweet little soul. He kept me as happy as I could ever be. That was all I wanted!

I rubbed his cheek with a hoof and admired the thought of him. I did love him, it may have seemed a little gay, but it was true! He made me happy, that's all that mattered. If I made him happy and he made me happy, doesn't that make it bad if I loved him? No! Of course not. Love comes in all shapes and sizes, breeds and ages. We both smiled at each other, loving the comfort of the other.

Emination knocked on the door and smiled as I looked at her. I smiled, having two of my best friends here with me, knowing that both of them would be here for me, every day.

"Hey Blitz! Hey Azure! How are you two doing?" Emi asked as we stared at her.

"We're ok, just got up." I stated calmly. I finished my oats and went to clean my bowl. I cleaned it and turned to see Shadow had come down.

"How was it? You done?" I asked with a smirk. Shadow smiled and blushed more.

"It was blissful and yes. I made sure to finish!" She stated, winking at me. I laughed a little and then sighed happily. I was having a great morning so far, it could possibly get even better though. I was only waiting on Shadow to get off to work before I was able to apply for the guard job. I was going to do it! I wanted it to be a surprise for Shadow to see me when I got back from it.

I looked around at them all. Emination was happy, Azure was happy beyond belief and Shadow had a cute smirk on her face, probably still riding her high off. I closed my eyes and yawned a little. I opened my eyes to see Azure approaching me, bowl in his mouth. I took it and turned back to the sink and washed it up. As I was washing it, Azure came up behind me and stood on his hindlegs and nibbled on my ear, wrapping his hoofs around my waist. I leaned back a little and rested my head on his neck.

The convocation become quieter and quieter, until the convocation between Emination and Shadow stopped. My ears picked up on this and I turned to look at them both. They were both smiling, which made me feel a little awkward. Azure went and sat on a chair beside Shadow and kept his eyes on me. I turned around, after I finished washing Azure's bowl and walked over to him, keeping eye contact with Shadow. She wore a serious look, which made me worry a little. I kissed Azure on the cheek and blushed a little, still keeping direct eye contact with Shadow. Shadow, to my surprise, got up and slowly moved towards us both. Without warning, Shadow kissed Azure on the cheek too. This surprised both me and Azure, but that put a smile on my face.

"You're all family, so I don't mind giving you all motherly affection." Shadow stated, walking over to Emi and kissing her on the head. Emi blushed a little and smiled, closing her eyes. Shadow then turned to me and ran at me. I caught her as she pounced and then smiled. She placed a kiss on my head, then my cheeks and then my nose, following it up with a boop on the nose. I went cross-eyed for a second or two before looking angrily at her.

"Kisses I can accept, but boops… boops are unacceptable!" I yelled at Shadow, blushing and smiling angrily at her. I looked at Azure as he wore a devilish smile on his face.

"I'll be sure to use that to annoy you." Azure pointed out. I walked back a little, not liking the idea of him booping me all the time. They were my weakness! Shadow and Emi chuckled and I blushed spectacularly. My face was just a shade of blue at this point.

Shadow ran up to me and booped me before teleporting to her job. I went cross-eyed for a couple more seconds before I pouted. I was happy about Shadow leaving, but was still annoyed as I continued to look at my booped snoot. It was an annoyance! I hugged Emi and Azure as I ran out the front door, changing my appearance so that Shadow could not recognise me, if she did see me at all.

"Bye Blitz." Azure yelled, as I left the building. They both had the keys to the house too, so they were able to lock up. I raced down the path towards the city centre of Canterlot. I was looking to register with the guards of Canterlot and was praying that I would be able to do it.

Sitting in the waiting room was a little rough. I had been waiting a little while and was just a little bored. I watched out the closest window, as guards were constantly patrolling around the building. A pony in uniform came in and I changed into my usual self. It was the Lieutenant of the guard, the one who thought I was capable of good things. He signalled for me to follow him, so I did what any good guard did. I followed orders.

I asked him if he could keep this position quite, as I changed to the pony I used to use. He chuckled and nodded. I told him it was a gift for Shadow, since she wanted to be the best and wanted me to do the same. He smiled at that and told me to change as she was going to be meeting me shortly. She had to meet the new recruits most of the time. She enjoyed it the most, from what I heard.

I was given some beginner uniform for the guard position. It was like the normal armour, but sacrificed speed and mobility, for more protective plating. It was just like Shadow's armour, but had a helmet with additional armour plates and armour that stretched out more, covering most of the body. It looked cool, but very protective. I put on the uniform and held a mirror to myself, as I observed what I looked like in it. I looked awesome, but my tail was a little too long. I shortened my tail a little, so that it still looked natural, but also so that it was comfortable in the armour and not sticking out.

I followed the Lieutenant and listened to all of his orders, abiding by them as much as I could. They were orders like opening doors for him and moving things around, but he was just testing what I would do for him. I caught sight of other members around and smiled to each of them. We finally got to the area where Shadow was going to be and we sat in some seats and waited. I could see some other ponies, doing guard duty. Basically, waiting by the door, guarding it.

Shadow opened the door to her office and signalled for me to go in. The Lieutenant stayed and watched from his chair. He was seeing if I was confident. I knew what he was up to, so I smiled and walked into Shadow's office. It was basic, but very well kept. Everything was in place and all of her work was tucked into cabinets. Shadow walked behind her desk and smiled at me, pointing at the chair on my side of her desk. I gingerly approached it and sat down.

"Welcome to the guard barracks! We are so honoured to have you here with us." Shadow announced loudly. I chuckled and smiled.

"Thank you ma'am! I hope that I can help." I stated, as I bowed my head to her. We continued to talk about all of my qualifications and experiences that I had to contribute for this job. I told her that one of my family members had been a beautiful example of a guard and made an example to them. She smiled at that and chuckled at it.

We exited the room together as Shadow locked her office before turning to the Lieutenant. She looked sceptical, but still kept a somewhat cool appearance.

"I'm sorry, did I get your name private?" Shadow asked quickly, trying to get my name and move on.

"It's Lightning Fast!" I truly stated, not lying at all, because my name was German for lightning fast. Shadow looked a little sceptical at my name, but it brushed off on her as the bell began to ring. Shadow sighed, looking at me with a smile.

"You're free to go Lightning. I expect to see you tomorrow for basic training, which I am training this time." Shadow bellowed. I nodded and then walked down the corridor. It began to rain and I used my magic to summon an umbrella. I opened the side door and looked back at Shadow and the Lieutenant. They saluted me, and I saluted back. I stepped outside and ran down the road, umbrella in my magic.

As soon as I got away from any lines of sight, I changed into myself, which my chitin skin and my holes. I chuckled at the thought. I teleported to the front door of the house and unlocked the door. I entered and closed the door behind me, sitting on the couch with my semi damp armour. Since it was a mix of metal and cloth, I just ignored it. I lied down and turned on the TV and waited for all of them to return. I closed my eyes and relaxed, slowly falling asleep.

When I opened my eyes, nothing had changed, apart from the TV turning off and the time. It was nearly time that Azure would come back. I stood up as I heard the door creep open, looking at the main door. Speaking of Azure, he came in and paused as he saw me in uniform. He blushed a little as he went from having a negative, just wanting to go to bed look, to a oh my fucking god Blitz look. He just stared at me as he began to move closer. I smiled at him and chuckled.

"So… you joined the guard I see?" He questioned, sounding more like a statement, rather than a question. I nodded and watched as he kissed me and hugged me. "I missed you Blitz!" He whimpered, nuzzling into my skin. I laughed and nuzzled him back.

"I missed you too Azure." I replied, pushing him onto the couch and wrapping around him. I kissed him passionately and smiled. I heard some noise outside and thought it was nothing, until I heard someone shout from outside the door. I ran up and saw something that scared both me and Azure as we looked. Somepony was getting hammered… in the butt. It was a funny thing in context, but seeing it, was fucking disgusting. In public, that was not something that anypony wanted to see in the comfort of our homes.

Azure covered my eyes with his wing, as he pushed me back and closed the curtains. I blushed slightly, wanting to see how long that stallion could last. Azure picked me up and stared at me blankly. He didn't want my mind being full of those thoughts, so he kept me indoors. I didn't know what to do in that moment, so I teleported back over to the couch and dragged him with my magic. He gave out a little squeak, as I dragged him in for a hug.

Emination barged through the door, surprising me and Azure with how early she was. She slammed the door loudly and gasped. I looked over to her and saw the expression on her face. It was like she had just seen two ponies fucking in the… oh yeah, there was! I chuckled that I forgot that Emi had to get in the door and those two were outside, going at it. I nearly broke down in laughter there and then.

"Did you two see how much they were going at it? It makes me a little jealous that he's got the balls to do that." Emi stated, shivering from the thought. "Nevermind, I'd fucking hate it as much as anypony else. Those thoughts give me the shivers." She added. We just looked at Emi, staring blankly at her as she walked to the kitchen. I was just confused at this point about if she liked the lewd scene or not. She was just confusing mare, but that's what made her fun.

Azure kissed me on the cheek when Emi turned away. I smiled from the kind and sweet gesture and thanked him.

"You look amazing in your uniform Blitz!" Both Emi and Azure stated at the same time, making them look at each other and chuckle. I sat on the couch and watched some TV. Azure joined me and cuddled up beside me, nuzzling my neck and purring softly. He was a fucking cat! I knew it from the start. Emi just watched from the doorway, a cup of coffee in her magical grasp.

It seemed like hours that we watched TV for before we heard Shadow enter. I looked at the door as Shadow sighed at the door. She turned around and gasped. I chuckled as I watched her expression change.

"I saw everypony today, that came to join the guard. How did you get through?" Shadow questioned. I got up slowly, trying not to wake a sleeping Azure and changed into Lightning Fast. She was shocked. "I feel so fucking dumb right now. That's the English version of your name. Wow… so dumb!" She chuckled, making me smile and feel a little better.

"You're welcome!" I added to the end of her sentence. She looked angry and then chuckled even more. I felt like I had made her day. I walked up to her and hugged her lightly. Shadow embraced my hug and then closed her eyes.

"I'm proud of you." Shadow whispered, as I enjoyed the sensation of being a guard. I was going to have my first assignment tomorrow, so I needed to be ready for anything that anypony could throw at me.

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