Goranger: One-shot Story: Nightmare Night Speical

by Saphirus92

Rating: teen
Tags: Profanity, Violence, Pinkie Pie, Crossover, Sex, Human, Anthology, Anthro, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Death, Alternate Universe, Rainbow Dash, Original Character, Comedy
Length: 4851

Two short stories featuring members of the Gorangers in some frightening and spooky adventures.

The Gorangers, starring in two short stories that will be sure to give the bravest chills!
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first, in COUNT JO VS BLACK SATAN, the Goranger team end their Nightmare Night by telling each other scary stories. One story is about how the Gorangers' enigmatic benefactor and ally Count Takumi Jo defeated Black Satan, the most powerful vampire who ever lived.

Secondly, in THE BALLAD OF TAM LIN, upon arriving late to their base, Goranger member, Hyde, Blaster, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie retelling the story of how they helped a young woman recuse her mysterious lover from the haunted wood of Carterhault
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NOTE: a large amount of the stories are told through flashbacks. the flashback segments are in bold print. It's recommended that you have a light background so that you can better tell apart the main story and the flashbacks.
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**Comments are appreciated!**

Published 2019-11-02 02:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-11-02 02:20:01 UTC

Count Jo vs Black Satan

Nightmare Night, Ponyville. After a night of fright-filled festivities, the Goranger team returns to the Jo mano, home to Count Takumi Jo, Damien Runner’s Godfather.

“Man, what I night! Look at this haul!” Rainbow Dash said while carrying her sack of candy.

“I gots a ton load!” Jiro happily shouted while dragging a bag larger than himself.

“Speak for yourself, All I got was rocks!” Blaster complained.

“I told you not to go near the rock farms.” Hyde deadpanned.

"Well, for the first time, I've had fun this Nightmare Night. I didn't get scared once." Fluttershy happily said, while also hanging to Damien’s arm for dear life.

“uh, Flutters…” Damien calmly said,

This caught Fluttershy’s attention as she noticed her grip on Damien. She slowly let go while sheepishly smiling as Aiya giggled next to her.

Twilight smiled at her group of friends, “Ok everyone, we hand a pretty eventful. How about we close it with something worthwhile, any ideas?”

“Charades?” Kyle suggestion.

“CANDY EATING CONTEST!!!” Pinkie pie shouted while popping out of her sack of candy with her cheeks filled with treats.

"How about bed? I'm beat…" Reilly suggested while slumping onto the sofa.

“STORY!” Jiro cheered.

"Indeed," Rarity agreed, "what better way to close a Nightmare Night with a good scary story."

“N-nothing too scary I hope…” Fluttershy shivered.

"D, you're pretty good with stories, why don't you tell us one," Ed suggested.

“What do you want to hear?” Damien asked.

“Night of the Headless Pony!” Rainbow Dash suggested.

“Terror of the Yamata no Orochi!” Blaster suggested as well.

“The God Marvel vs the Gashadokuro.” Samantha demanded.

“How about a story that doesn’t involve blood and gore Sam.” Applejack scolded

“where’s the fun in that?” Samantha smirked.

“Father vs Black Satan!” Jiro shouted gaining everyone’s attention.

"Jiro, you've heard that story about a hundred times now…" Damien sighed.

“Wait! A story about Jo?! This I gonna hear!” Riley said as he perked up.

“Yea, We hardly know anything about Jo, so why not?” Rainbow Dash commented.

Soon enough, everyone was suddenly interested in hearing the story about the elusive Count, much to Damien's grimace,

“Ugh, alright, alright. IF you want to, fine.” Damien shrugged.

“YAY!” Jiro cheered as he quickly sat onto Applejack’s lap while everyone else got relaxed and leaned in to hear Damien’s story.

“Many can say that The Story of our Count Jo's victory over the Great Black Satan is a tale of a single person overcoming incredible odds to reach a grand Goal. But really…it's a story about a guy who had nothing better to do." Damien explained before going into his story.

“Heh, How heroic.” Reilly quipped before being elbowed by Twilight, allowed by a small collection of giggles and chuckles.

Damien rolled his eyes before continuing;

“Our story beings about hundred years ago, With the Court of Bats. Now the Court of Bats was a ruling council of all Bat Pones in Equestria. It’s not as big as it is today but back then it was a big deal to all Bat Pones. It was pretty much the Court's job to make sure all Bat Pones obeyed certain guidelines so that they won't get into trouble with regular Equestrians, Like don't draw too much attention to yourselves, only drink blood in private, stuff like that. However, there was one Bat Pone who didn't take too kindly to the Court and their rules…His name was Black Satan."

“Now if you couldn’t tell from the name alone, Black Satan was a nasty piece of work. He killed for sport instead of killing just to survive and he generally thought he was better than everyone else, especially non-bat pones. Finally one day, his ego went overboard. He went on to create a fortress in the countryside and filled it with unspeakable evil, demons and other hell-spawn with ambitions of talking over all Equestria. And there was no one to stop him too.”

“For Pete’s sake D, Tis is the kinda story y’all tell Jiro? It's a wonder he doesn't have night terrors!" Applejack complained to her cousin.

“I-it does sound…a-alil intense….” Fluttershy shivered while clinging on to Aiya.

“I don’t mind it.” Jiro innocently smiled.

“Hey you guys wanted to hear it, and now I’m telling ya.” Damien replied, “now where was I, Oh yea. Anyway;”

“The Court knew if Black Satan ran among, it won’t be long before Equestrians blamed all of bat pone kind for Black his actions. So they decided to do something about him. While the simple solution would be to kill him off, that was easier said than done. You see, Black Satan had this hyperactive healing factor to which unless his whole body was destroyed, he could recover from anything, thus making him Immortal."

“Fascinating," Kyle commented.

“and Freaky!” Rainbow Dash noted.

"Despite this ability, however, Black Satan had to be dealt with. So the court sent word far and wide for help. But not many answered all except for one fellow, Count Takumi Jo."

Jiro got excited upon hearing about his father, causing Applejack to calm him down a bit.

“Now as most of us know, Jo got his start hunting monsters, demons and whatever goes bump in the night, and around this time, he hunted about every creepy crawly there was, and he was death bored. When he heard about Black Satan however, he jumped on the chance to finally getting a challenge worthy of his time. So Jo goes up to the court and takes the offer of taking on Black Satan. The Court, having heard of the Jo and all of his exploits, accept Jo's offer, all except for one…"

“One council member, a duke, takes one look at Jo and goes,

‘Ha! You honestly expect me to believe that this scrawny kid can take on someone like Black Satan? Don't make me laugh!’

And once again, as we all know Jo, he didn’t take too kindly to some old fart badmouthing him. So Jo replies with;

‘Uh excuse me, do you see anyone else lining up to take this guy down? I don’t think so!’

But the duke was all like…

‘Ha! If you somehow manage to take down Black Satan, not only will I give you half your body weight in gold, I’ll also let you marry my only daughter who has a major lady boner for you.’

‘Ugh!! Fine whatever…’

And so with that, Jo sets off to Black Satan’s fortress, with a group of meat shields-I MEAN…uh…volunteers. One of them is Jo's partner, Keisuke Dai."

“That’s me!” Keisuke called out from another room.

“SHUT UP! NO ONE CARES!!” Damien shouts at Keisuke before going back to his story, “Anyway…”

“Jo and his team travel to Black Satan’s fortress, the storm the place and then go on to gun down every demon and monster that was is their way all trying to get to the top where Black Satan was.”

“Groovy” Hyde noted.

Unfortunately, only Jo and Keisuke made it. So there they were, Jo and Keisuke, face to face with Black Satan himself in his throne room. Sitting there…Menacingly.”

“How much Menacing?” Pinkie Pie asked.

“The Kanji symbol for ‘menacing’ physically manifested and floated around him.” Damien Replied.

“Oh yea, that’s Menacing.” Blaster commented.

“Anyway…” Damien said before continuing his story.

“Jo stepped forward towards Black Satan, both staring the other down, with Jo having his shotgun in hand,

“Die monster!” Jo shouted to Black Satan, “You don’t belong in this world!”

However, upon saying that, Black Satan, the egomaniac that he is, goes on a tyrant about how he’s superior and that how men are miserable piles of secrets and whatnot. This goes on for a good few minutes until Jo finally goes on to blow Black Satan's head off with his shotgun"

“But wait,” Rainbow dash interrupted. “you said that Black Satan guy had a hyper healing factor. Won’t he just recover from that?”

“He didn’t do it to kill him,” Damien replied, “He did it to shut him up.”

Upon hearing the reason, the group let out a collective and understanding ‘aww’ as they all knew that was something Count Jo would do.

“Classic Jo.” Blaster commented as Damien when back to his story.

“So anyway, due to Black Satan’s healing factor, he was able to quickly recover from the headshot, and that is where the real fight began. Turning the find, Black Satan would take on several forms. First, a horrible goat monster, then a bat creature, A battlewagon thing that was made from his throne, it was crazy. Until finally Black Satan decided to fight Jo one on one. Now at this point in the fight, Jo started to have some trouble. Not even Keisuke’s added strength was enough. With little ammo left, things started to turn sour for Jo.”

Everyone started to get a little worried from Damien’s words completely invested in the story, except for Jiro who was bouncing from excitement.

“Tell them what father did!” Jiro shouted.

“I’m getting to that Ankle-bitter.” Damien said to his ‘little brother’ before continuing.

"As I said, things weren't going so well for Jo. However, during the fight, Jo noticed something. Despite Black Satan's impressive healing factor, it had one weakness, fire. With little options left, Jo did the unthinkable and rash. He set his hands-on fire and engaged Black Satan in hand to hand combat. Just as Jo expected, Black Satan's healing factor didn't work under fire. In response, Jo goes on to ‘Muda, Muda’ as if he’s never ‘Muda Muda’d” before! Unleashing a barrage of punches that could only be described as a machine gun of fists. Jo didn't stop until everything inch of Black Satan was dose in fiery punches until there was nothing but ashes. Thus ending Black Satan's reign of terror.

Soon after defeating Black Satan, Jo returned to the Court to announce his victory. However, since Jo pretty much annihilated Black Satan and his whole fortress crumbled to dust upon his defeat, He didn't have much proof he defeated Black Satan. So instead, he settled on a few of his belongs. A few of the rings Black Satan use to wear and Black Satan's throne. He even showed off the burn marks on his hands to show as proof.

As you can expect, the Court was extremely impressed by Jo's actions and we're forever grateful for what he did…all except for the douche Duke who was bad-mouthing him before. In a petty attempt to get back at Jo, the Duke has some of his subjects to talk badly about Jo, saying how he probably faked the whole thing. Jo, on the other hand, not being one to take such disrespect likely, did what anyone else would do. Take a deep breath, compose himself…and viciously pummeled every poor soul who dared try to soil his good name.”

“Classic Jo.” Blaster once again noted before Damien could finish.

"So, after that incident, it was soon clear to the court that Jo was a force to be reckoned with and shouldn't be taken lightly. As for the Duke, he was forced to not only pay Jo the amount of gold he ‘promised’ but to also keep his opinions about Jo to himself or suffer Jo’s wraith and for the Duke’s Daughter, oh man, if you thought she wasn't head over heels in love with Jo before all this, she defiantly was now.”

“and that’s how father met mother?” Jiro happily smiled.

Damien smiled back and rubs Jiro’s head, “Yep, that’s how your dad met your mom.” He replied before turning to the others, “and with that, that concludes the story. The End.”

Everyone began clapping, applauding Damien on a well-told story.

"Sweet story D," Reilly says to Damien.

"Yea, Ah admit, it was thrillin'." Applejack commented. "But still alil intense for a Lil feller like Jiro." She noted as Jiro huffed at the comment about his small size.

"Still, it's a good thing we don't have to face that Black Satan guy ourselves…" Spike commented while cowering next to Twilight.

“Yea, a guy with all those powers, not to mention a fortress filled with monsters and demons that killed off half of Jo’s men. Yikes.” Rainbow Dash commented.

“Well…actually…not all the men were killed by Black Satan’s hordes.” Damien explained. “the truth is, only one guy was killed by the demon monsters…the rest…were gunned down by Jo himself.”

“WHAT?! WHY?!” a shocked Twilight asked

“Because they kept getting on my nerves…” a voice suddenly rang out.

The sudden voice caused everyone to jump from their seats and huddle together. The group looks towards the doorway where the voice was heard, only to see Count Jo himself standing there.

“Father!” Jiro happily cheered before running over to his father as Jo picks him up.

“Uh…Jo shooting a bunch of guys all cause they kept bothering him and may have been whinny…Yea I can see that coming.” Hyde said

“Classic Jo.” Blaster once again commented.

“what are you freeloaders doing here at this time of night?” Jo asked.

“We were listening to the story of how you beat Black Satan, father," Jiro replied.

"Black Satan?" Jo asked with a small hint of surprise, "why waste your time listening to that old fairy tale?"

"They wanted to hear a story and they chose that," Damien replied.

"Yea and we gonna say it was an interesting tale." Reilly said to the Count, "but setting your hands on fire? That's kind far fetch, right?"

Jo blankly stared at the group before setting Jiro down and then processes to take off his leather gloves. once his gloves were off, Jo showed off his hands to the group. To their surprise they saw that his hands were completely burnt with barely any heathy skin on them, "They still hurt whenever I make a fist…" Jo told the group.

“whoa…” a speechless Rainbow Dash mumbled.

Spike swallowed hard, realizing the horror story he just listened to was true, “W-well…at least you got him and all of his goons, right?”

"I…wouldn't say that…" Jo replied.

“W-what do you m-mean?” Fluttershy asked with a hint of fear in her voice.

“In our haste to escape to the crumbling fortress, I could have sworn that I saw a small group of figures escaping as well," Jo said to the group of Rangers

“A…small group?” Twilight asked.

Jo nodded to the young princess, "Yes. Didn't get a very good look though, they disappeared into the nearby forest before daybreak. I honestly don't know who they were…they could have been captives of Black Satan…or they could be his followers…"

“F-Followers?” Rainbow Dash shuddered.

"Yes. Followers. Black Satan did have a cult following, who knows, maybe some of them escaped. They could be out there…waiting. Plotting. For the chance to avenge their fallen master." Jo said in a serious tone.

Those words put the group on edge as fear slowly gripped them all. Until

“BOO!!!” Damien yelled making everyone jumped for their lives.

“Doggone it D!” Applejack angrily shouted as Damien laughed.

As everyone was about ready to pounces on Damien for scaring them, Jiro giggled from the scene. Even Jo chuckled from the group’s interaction.

“Happy Nightmare Night.” Jo smiled and winked.

The Ballad of Tam Lin

Outside the Goranger base near Ponyville, Applejack and Aiya wait for the arrive of their teammates. Teammates who are extremely late.

“Gotdogit! Wher’ are they?” Applejack swears as she paced.

“Aj, relax. I’m sure there’s a perfectly good reason their this late.” Aiya reassured her friend.

“They better do, they should have been her’ yesterday Twi.” Applejack replied.

After a few minutes, the large eight-wheeled ‘Ranger-Tank' rolling down the hillside.

"They're here," Aiya said as she spots the Ranger-Tank.

“about time!” Applejack huffed.

Once the Ranger-Tank pulled up to the base, the rear hatch opened as Hyde, Blaster, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie all walked out.

“Wher’ the sam-hell has ya’ll been?!” Applejack demanded.

“Had a slight…detour…” Hyde grumbled.

“Well, what happened?” Aiya asked.

“We helped some girl get her elf boyfriend back.” Rainbow Dash explained, puzzling both Aiya and Applejack.

“Technically he wasn't an elf," Blaster said,

“Maybe not, but we did find elves and fairies.” Pinkie commented.

"Are ya'll gonna tell us what the sam-hell happened when you were out?" Applejack asked.

"Look, Jackie...it's been a long trip…let's just wait till later…" Hyde grumbled.

"Nope, we want to hear what happened, Now," Aiya demanded.

“ugh…fine…” Hyde grumbled as he began to explain the earlier events,

“We were driving through Trottingham as you told us to, looking for recruits, but with no luck. So we decided to stop by a local pub for a few drinks.

“a few drinks?” Applejack asked with a raised eyebrow

“Nothing too strong, Mom!” Rainbow Dash mocked.

“anyway…” Hyde said as he continued his story,

"We were just hanging out until someone was calling to us,

“Excuse me, Excuse Me!”

It was a young lady about our age, fair skin and orange bushy hair, bushier than Damien's from where I was sitting.

“You’re those Ranger guys I’ve heard about around town, aren’t you?!” she asked us

Now most of us were kinda freaked by how easily she figured out who we were.

“Hehehe…wh-what makes you think we’re those Goranger guys?” Rainbow Dash nervously laughed.

“Y-yea…I mean those guys wear masks and Helmets; how do you know their us?” Pinkie innocently smiled.

The girl wasn’t convinced by what Dash and Pink said

“You rode in on the same type of Tank the Rangers use…” she deadpanned said while pointed to the Ranger-Tank packed outside.

“Told ya we should have gotten a paint job…” Blaster whispered to me

“Shut up.” I told him before turning to the girl, “OK miss, so you figured us out. What do you want, an autograph or what?”

“No, Not really. I need your help!” The lady told us before explaining herself.

“really? A story within a story?” Aiya asked.

“Trust me, it’ll all make sense," Blaster reassured her

"Yes, now Shut up," Hyde told the group before continuing,

“She told us her name was Bonnet Janet or Bonny as she likes to be called. Before tells us her story she tells us about the woods of Carterhault. It’s like Ponyville’s Everfree Forest expect that Carterhault as the bonus of being haunted by a spirit, a spirit by the name of Tam Lin. According to Bonny young maidens are should be cautious when going through Carterhault, that they should leave a token behind when traveling through the woods, like jewelry or a cloth, and if they don’t, Tam Lin will appear and take their virginity instead. This is when our girl Bonny strolls into Carterhault like she owns the place”

"Wow, she's bold," Aiya said with amazement.

"Yea, as it turns out, she kinda does. Her dad owns like one-third of the surrounding lands and he ended up giving it all to her." Blaster explained.

“anyway…” Hyde said before continuing,

"Our girl Bonny is strolling down a path until she sees a double-headed rose, she picks it and then runs into Tam Lin himself. Tam Lin, trying to be mystical and mysterious, is all like,

“Uh, what are you doing here at this time of night? Haven’t you head like the stories about me?”

But instead of being freaked out like any rational person, our girl Bonny walks up to Tam Lin and goes like

“Oh darn…I left all my jewelry and clothes at home…oh well, there must be something I can offer you~" she smiles. At this point, Tam Lin wasn't getting so instead of our girl Bonny finally had to spell it out for him, “Look, you’re cute and every other guy at my dad’s place is old…so~” That’s when our girl Bonny pounds on our dude Tam Lin.

“Uh, don’t I get a say in this?!” a reasonably shocked Tam Lin asked.

“Nope” our girl Bonny replies before stripping off her dress and getting down to business.”

“Damn, She’s direct.” Aiya once again said in amazement.

“Sounds like someone I know…” Applejack said before staring at an innocently whistling Aiya.

"Yes. And apparently, she like that one night in the woods so much she began going back for the next few nights. Homegirl was thirsty." Hyde explained,

“Really?” Applejack said with an arched eyebrow

“hehe, yea,” Pinkie Pie chuckled, “She was thirsty for a Trottingham drink called Tam Lin”

“Ha! Nice!” Blaster said before high fiving Pinkie while Rainbow Dash chuckled as well.

Hyde shook his head and groaned form the two's playful joke before continuing.

“For the next few nights, our girl Bonny and Tam would continue their midnight ‘playtimes’, while unsurprisingly Our girl Bonny gets herself pregnant with Tam’s kid.”

"Because yes, that wants happens when people do too much of the sexing thing, AIYA!” Hyde said while directly referencing to Aiya and her “activities”. All the while Aiya innocently whistles to herself. Applejack rolled her eyes before Pinkie Pie continued the story.

“Yea, when Bonny’s dad fought out, he was all like

“Who is responsible for this?”

But Bony was all like,

"Hey, ain't no one responsible for this baby, except for me...and my elf boyfriend who lives in the woods…"

“You can probably imagine the look on Bonny’s Dad’s face when he heard that…” Hyde commented before continuing himself.

“Later on after that, our girl Bonny returns to Carterhault and considers using in herbal plan B, but as she does Tam Lin appears and then goes on to explain HIS back story.

“Seriously? A backstory in a backstory?” an annoyed Applejack interrupted.

“Yes and Shut up," Hyde said before continuing.

"As it turns out, Tam Lin isn't a fairy, elf or anything like that, but instead is an actual regular guy. One day while riding through Carterhault, he got lost and ended up in the dominion of the Fairy Court.”

“Wait…he got so lost he ended up in Fairy Land?” a dumbfounded Aiya said while raising an eyebrow

“Yea…we were just as surprised as you…” Rainbow Dash noted as Hyde continued.

"Anyway, while the Fairy folk doesn't take too kindly to outsiders, Titania, the queen of the Fairy Court, took a liking to Tam and allowed him to stay. Things were ok for a while, but things slowly started to go downhill. You see, the Fairy have this tradition were they pay tithe to Tartarus for some reason by sacrificing one of their own every seven years on a harvest moon. And since the fairy folk doesn't really like sacrificing one of their kind, they usually use any spare pone they have, and Tam Lin believes he is that sacrifice, mostly because it was the harvest moon that night."

“What are the Odds, am I right?” Pinkie commented.

"After hearing this, our girl Bonny wasn't having anything of it and opted to save Tam Lin from his fate. Just as she was about to though, she saw us come into town and thought we might be able to help.”

"Uh-huh…and how did you settle this?" Applejack asked.

"Now me being pretty rational, thought about the current situation and gave Bonny a reasonable but fair answer," Hyde told Applejack

“OH HELL NO!!!”

“Please!” Bonny pleaded to us, “I need your help! I'm up against fairies and who knows what else! For me, this is a whole new level, but this is a cakewalk for people like you!”

“Ah come on dude, she needs us!” Rainbow Dash complaints.

“She’s got a point Hyde; we can't just reject her in a time like this," Blaster says to me.

“Yea! Plus we’ve never fought fairies before!” Pinkie cheered.

I looked at the group and back at Bonny as I groaned under my breath, “There’s no way I’m doing this.”

--A few hours later—

“I can’t fucking believe I’m doing this.”

“So there we were, in the middle of Carterhault hiding in the brushes until Finally, a group of fairies came along, with both Tam Lin and the Fairy queen in the center.

“great, there’s Bonny’s baby daddy. Now what?” Rainbow Dash asked.

"Leave that to us~," Pinkie said, and she and Blaster smiled to each other, I had a bad feeling about that…and I was right…

As the procession came by, they were suddenly stopped. I'll let you guess who. A few feet from them was Pinkie and Blaster, dressed in like something from a carnival party, dancing and singing in the middle of the road. I honestly didn’t know who was more puzzled by this, Titania and her procession or us.

"Quite an odd bunch, they are," Bonny says while pointing out the obvious.

“You have no idea…” Rainbow Dash noted.

Meanwhile, while Pinkie and Blaster were getting their funk on, Titania was about done with their shenanigans and summoned two of her guards to restrain them. However, Rainbow Dash and I leaped out and attacked the guard, surrounding Titania.

“Titania, my friends and I have come for the guy you’re about to sacrifice. Hand him over peaceful and we’ll leave you be.” I say to the queen, but sadly…she wasn’t having any of it.

“You Damned Mortals, you dare march into my wood and have the audacity to command me, ME, THE QUEEN OF FAIRIES?!” Titian said in a booming voice.

“Well when you put it like that, it is kinda dumb of us.” Blaster commented.

“Begone from my sight or suffer my wraith!” Titania demanded while putting on one hell of a scary fairy face.

Rainbow Dash chuckled at the Titania’s command, “Oh yea, you and what arm- “but before she finished, we were suddenly surrounded by armed fairy foot soldiers, thus causing me to whack Rainbow Dash upside her head.

Upon remembering the event, Hyde once again whacks Rainbow Dash across the back of her head.

“How many times do I have to say sorry?! GEEZ!” Rainbow Dash pounded

“So anyway, the four us went on to fight off the fairy guardsmen, Me using my hammer, Blaster using his crossbow, Rainbow with her daggers and Pinkie…using her giant ass party cannon...yea. We were outnumbered, but luckily that meant everyone was focused on us. As we fought, your girl bonny leaped out of the brush and grabbed Tam Lin right off his mount. However, this didn’t go unnoticed by Titania.

Pissed that someone was trying to steal her tribute, Titania went on to change Tam into a whole bunch of creatures, including a lizard, a snake, a bear, a lion, a chunk of hot coal and finally an actual fire, all in an attempt to get our girl Bonny to let go of Tam."

"Wow, the girl is one determined hugger." Aiya commented,

“that’s what I said!” Pinkie replied.

“Yea, but fortunately, since Tam is Bonny’s baby daddy, there was no way he could harm her, even in his fire form. Luckily there was a connivingly placed well nearby and Our girl bonny dropped fire Tam into it, thus returning him to normal.

Once Bonny had Tam, the four of us rushed over to the two to protect them from any hostile Fairies. However, to all our surprise, Titania had called them off and begrudgery admitted defeat. However before leaving, Titania tells Tam if she had known Tam would have ended up in a relationship with a mortal woman, she would have turned his eyes to stone as soon as they met.”

Aiya and Applejack both hands dumbfounded looks upon hearing that last statement.

"That was a red flag if I ever did saw one," Blaster noted.

“ya think?” Aiya and Applejack both commented.

"So after that, we got Bonny and Tam home, they are getting ready to prepare for the birth of their kid and then we came back here…the end." Hyde said with a hint of relief at finishing his story.

“Yea, so basically, we kicked major butt, as always.” Rainbow Dash said cockily while Hyde rolled his eyes.

"Well, Ya'll…that was one heck of a story." Applejack said

“You have no idea…” Hyde groaned as Aiya chuckled at him, soon enough she noticed Pinkie wasn’t with the group.

"Ugh, …where's Pinkie?" Aiya asked.

“Oh, she mentioned she was kinda ‘thirsty’ for some Runner juice”

Aiya quickly puts two and two together as she blankly stares at Rainbow Dash, "OH HELL NO!!" she shouts and races off to find Damien before Pinkie does.

“ugggghhh…ya’ll girls are killin’ me…” Applejack facepalms before walking back into the base with Rainbow dash fallowing her.

As Hyde begins to fallow Applejack in, he is stopped by Blaster.

“Hey Hyde, you left out something. You forgot to mention that Titania swore vengeance against us for interfering in her plans”

Hyde thought for a bit and did remember that part, but he shrugs off the thought, “Nah, I don’t think that’s something we should worry about that in the near future.” Hyde said before walking off with Blaster.

Author's Note

That’s totally something they should worry about in the near future.