Tales of Past Pee Accidents
Tales of Past Pee Accidents
Pinkie Pie had just destroyed the dock of Camp Everfree that they had just fixed AGAIN, and Rarity had just fainted.
"Oh come on!" said Rainbow Dash. "Could this get any worse?"
The sky filled with dark clouds, and it suddenly started raining hard. The Equestria Girls ran into Twilight and Sunset's tent, dripping wet from head to toe.
"It's no big deal," said Sunset. "Once the storm is over, we can fix the dock again."
"And I'll try not to blow it up this time," said Pinkie a little sheepishly.
"And, if we pony up, I'm sure we'll dry off immediately," said Twilight.
"What gives you that impression?" said Applejack.
Twilight blushed. "Nothing."
Sunset was pretty sure she knew what this was about, but she had said nothing.
"Well, it happened once before, when we were fighting Gloriosa."
"You looked pretty dry to me."
"Well... not all of me was. Before Sunset and I found out what Gloriosa was up to, I hadn't used the bathroom for a few hours. I didn't have to go real bad, but Gloriosa tied us up with vines, and I struggled so hard to try to get free of them that I may have peed a little. It only got me a bit damp, but Gloriosa blocked the exit to the cave with a boulder, and I used my magic to move it out of the way, but it took so much effort, and I peed enough to wet my shorts quite a bit."
"Oh my," said Rarity.
"I... I hope you don't want to stop being friends with me because of it."
"Of course not," said Sunset. "I noticed from the beginning, but we had more pressing matters at the time, and even if you hadn't dried when you ponied up, I didn't want to say anything. Besides, after I turned into a demon, I had nightmares about it a few times a week, and whenever I did, I'd wet the bed."
"Really? That must have been awful." Even Twilight hadn't wet the bed during her Midnight Sparkle nightmares.
"It was a little embarrassing, but at the time I accepted it as punishment for what I did. I remember the first time I had a sleepover with the others, I made up excuses to not go, like that I didn't deserve to have a party with them after what I did, or that they didn't know I wouldn't turn on them or something, but they said they'd forgiven me and knew I wouldn't try anything, so I told them I wet the bed, and they were really compassionate about it. Rarity even made me a sleeping bag with rubber in it. After that I felt less embarrassed about it, even when it happened at our first sleepover. And after we defeated the Dazzlings, I've felt better about myself, and the nightmares stopped, and so did the subsequent bedwettings."
"I had no idea," said Twilight.
"Also..." Sunset chuckled a bit. "When I first came here from Equestria, I wasn't used to wearing panties or having hands. So the first time I had to pee, I peed through my underwear by mistake. And the second time, I couldn't get them down in time with my hands and wet myself again. After that though, I never wet myself until after I reformed. When I told Princess Twilight from Equestria, she said the same thing happened to her and we laughed about it."
"My turn!" said Pinkie Pie. "One time, I was having a sleepover at Rainbow Dash's house, and I had to pee really badly, and I was just about to make a break for the bathroom, when Rainbow Dash farted REALLY loud, and I laughed so hard I wet my PJ's!" She giggled. "It wasn't a big deal. That just made it even funnier!"
"You were able to laugh it off, just like that?" Twilight was starting to feel better about her own accident.
"Of course! Well, I had to sleep in those wet PJ's, but it was just a reminder of how funny that night was. Ever since then, sometimes I pee through my underwear."
Twilight never knew anyone would intentionally wet themselves. Maybe peeing oneself wasn't as bad as she thought. Or, maybe Pinkie was just being Pinkie Pie. She almost didn't count.
"I may have wet myself during a game once," said Rainbow Dash. "I had a lot to drink that day, and the game was tied for hours after it was supposed to end, I really needed to go, but I had to keep playing until one team scored the final goal. I would've won easily, but it was harder to play with a full bladder. It didn't help I had to drink a lot of water to stay hydrated. I didn't make it, but I did score the winning goal, and no one even paid any attention to my wet shorts after that. I stopped feeling ashamed when everyone started cheering."
Twilight was intrigued. Even the awesome Rainbow Dash wet herself? But surely Rarity didn't.
"Don't ever tell anyone else this," said Rarity, "but last school play, when I was playing the princess in the lead role, I had to use the bathroom rather badly, because I had forgotten to do so before I left. But as I was on stage for most of the play, there wouldn't have been time, and I didn't want to ruin the show. Remember the part of the play where I had to squat down next to a chest of jewels?"
The girls nodded.
"I knew I couldn't hold it any longer, and that if I wet myself in that position, my dress would be spared, and only my underwear and the stage floor would get wet, and no one would be the wiser. So..." She blushed lightly and giggled nervously, and the girls were able to guess what happened next pretty easily.
Rarity's a lady and she deliberately peed in her underwear? But Applejack was tough, there was no way she...
"One time ah was workin' real hard around the farm," said Applejack. "Ah had too much cider to drink, and ah needed to pee somethin' fierce, but ah usually finished work without bathroom breaks and tried to do it again this time. But there was more work to be done. Big Mac suggested ah take a bathroom break, but ah was too darn stubborn, and ah ended up wettin' mah jeans."
"Oh. Did you get over it?"
"It was a little embarrassin', but ah didn't give it much thought once I'd changed. Though ah continued mah work in mah wet pants, THEN ah showered an' changed."
Twilight giggled a bit, then stopped. "Sorry, it just sounded a little funny."
"Don't be sorry. Ah don't mind, and we are tryin' to cheer you up."
"Sometimes I pee in my wetsuit," said Fluttershy. "I just really have to go sometimes if I'm on a long dive, and my athletic shorts I wear underneath are already wet, you know, cause water enters the wetsuits, so I just can't resist." She blushed lightly. "I've done it in water and on land. I kind of like how it feels."
"That doesn't really count," said Twilight. "People pee their wetsuits all the time. It's not even a little bit unusual."
"Well, sometimes when I get really scared, I wet myself. It used to happen so much I'd be used to it, and no one would even say anything. Not even Sunset. But it's been happening less and less since we got back together. I think it only happens roughly once a month now. Like when Timber told that really scary campfire story."
"I hadn't noticed," said Twilight. But, it had been dark.
"So, it's happened to all of us," said Sunset.
"And anyone would have wet yourself in your position," said Rarity.
"Except me," said Rainbow Dash. "Unless I REALLY needed to go," she added.
"Speaking of which, I have to go to the bathroom right now," said Twilight.
"So do I," said Rarity. "But it's still raining out."
"That might work to our advantage," said Rainbow Dash. "Anyone who has to go, raise your hand!"
All seven girls raised their hands. They exchanged glances and came to an understanding. They walked out of their tent into the rain, but instead of running for the camp bathrooms, they stood still...
Author's Note
I wanted to put another note at the end about Rarity tying herself up with phone cords in her Other Side outfit and Rainbow Dash on the roller coaster, but I felt it would make the last paragraph feel less meaningful.