Have you ever had a moment of regret so intense that you just stop and think about how your life got that way? The CMCs haven't.

And I haven't either.

Written as a collaboration between Anon Y Mousse and myself with absolutely no preparation in precisely 26 minutes and 45 seconds as part of Syke Jr's Panic! Fiction! event. Interested in writing stories as good (snrk) as this one? Join us on the speedwriting Discord!

Picture taken with permission from me
Speeddrawn in 10 minutes between me and Mousse

"against all my better judgement, the collab is my favourite" - Syke Jr

"That collab worked far better than it had any right to and I mean that very much as a complement" - The Seer

"it was a fun ride what moony and moose did there" - Winternacht

"moonshot what the fuck" - Zontan