Waking up in Equestria after buying a piece of replica gear from Comic-con, a boy finds himself assuming the identity of Roxas from Kingdom Hearts. Learning from strange horse creatures and other humans who had woken up here, he learns that humans wake up in Equestria after either dying or falling unconscious. The question is then asked as to why that happens. Not wanting to spend the rest of his life in some random world, the boy is determined to find his way home so that he may live with the comforts of his life once more. Needing answers, he asks around, meeting new and old faces alike. His life would never be the same again. Quite literally.

This takes place many years after the events of Why Does Everyone Wake Up in Equestria.

Note: This story isn't part of the Bloodlines Continuity.
And also note that this story is totally 100% random and the idea for this has come from all the many stories about a character waking up in Equestria and is a satire on such stories and other ideas, like flawless heroes and more random stuff!