Freedom Pals in Equestria

by MemeExpert2014

Rating: teen
Tags: Queen Chrysalis, Other, Adventure, Crossover, Profanity, Gore, Violence, Princess Celestia, Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6, South Park, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy
Length: 1098

freedom pals go to equestria

freedom pals end up in equestria when the new kid the fucked up the time fart by not believing in herself. Now they must find a way to get back before cartman destroys south park.

south park belongs to ubisoft (i think) and mlp belongs to hasbro

Published 2019-11-10 22:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-11-10 22:20:01 UTC

We're definitely not in south park anymore

Author's Note

My new kid abilities and look

powers:

Ultimate- Force-Full Fisting

power 1- Faraday Uncaged

power 2- Spin Slash

power 3- Root Burst

She has white long hair and wears the ice kait armor from gears 5 (I know it's not in the game, but i don't care)

We're definitely not in south park anymore

"So your ready to eat The Seven Layer Quessarito Chipotle Beefy Nacho Supreme?" Morgan Freeman asked the new kid.

The new kid grabbed the burrito and begin to chow down on the thing. The second she was done her stomach felt like it was gonna explode. "Now you must fart back in time, to before mitch conner was sworn into office. You can do it. You just have to believe in yourself." Morgan Freeman told the new kid.

Leap through time
w-----^
asd <_>

As the new kid focused her time fart power to go back in time, she started to slip up and stopped believing in herself. She tried to stop herself before she did another time fuck up, but was too late, the time fart was already starting to bursting in pure... time fart energy(?). "New kid, I don't think it's working. Are you believing in yourself?" Morgan Freeman asked as the entire room is being engulfed by light. " OH NO,YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE IN YOURSELF? YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE IN YOURSELLLF!"

The new kid had began to wake up in the middle a forest. She looked around in her surroundings to see mysterion, toolshed, and mosquito looking equally confused. "Uh guys, last i checked south park isn't a forest." Toolshed told to no one in particular.

"New kid why are we forest?" Mosquito asked the new kid. In response she did a 'i don't know' gesture.

"New kid fart us back." Toolshed told the new kid. She tried to fart back to south park but only got a weird whistle noise, "What happen, why isn't it working?" Toolshed asked. "Guys I think the new kid has a fractured butthole!" Mysterion said. "Great just great, what's next a wolf made out of fucking wood!" Mosquito exclaimed out of anger. Before anyone could figure out what was going on, a pack of wolves made entirely out of wood attacked them.

UNDER ATTACK

"Fucking called it." Mosquito said.

"What the fuck! Wolves aren't made out wood." Mysterion said with shock in his voice.

"Who cares what they're made out of, lets kill them before they kill us." Toolshed said.

The first timber wolf was gonna attack mysterion but the new kid the glitch fart canceling it's turn. The second timber wolf went up to toolshed and scratched him multiple times taking almost half his heath. The third timber wolf howled to call in reinforcements.

It was mysterion's turn, so he went up to the nearest timber wolf and used DARK WHISPER to the first timber wolf, pulling it towards him. On mosquito's turn he used ZIKA RUSH on third timber wolf in front of him, "Fresh bloo- ewww there's no blood only tree sap" mosquito said with disgust. Toolshed used DRILLSLINGER to the second timber wolf knocking it back. The new kid went to the second timber wolf and used FARADAY UNCAGED killing it in the process.

The first timber wolf went in front of toolshed and spinned around shooting splinters at toolshed and the new kid *they both have bleeding affect*. Four more timber wolves came and join the battle thanks to the third one's reinforcemnet call.

"Uh oh, it's reinforcements came in." Toolshed said.

"We can still take them out, I hope" Mysterion said while muttering the last part.

All the timber wolves were about to attack them, until they all gain a look like they just saw a ghost. They started to back away from the heroes and ran as fast as they could from them.

VICTORY +78 XP

"Yeah that's right, let that be a lesson to never mess with the freedom pals pussies!" Mosquito said with laughing.

"Uh m-mosquito, I don't think they were running u-us." Toolshed said with fear in his voice.

"Oh please, they were definitely running fro- *turns around* u-u-us..." Mosquito stopped from the sight that beholded them. A tall black fur horse with wings and a horn. It's mane was the night sky flowing through the non existent wind, and had light blue armor. "Whats the matter, scared." It said.

"What the hell are you?" Mysterion asked the creature.

"Did you children not learn your history? I am nightmare moon. I must say you four are quite powerful, may i ask where you gained these abilities?" Nightmare moon asked.

"None of your business bitch!" Mysterion told nightmare moon.

"My my, such language netherborn i expect you to behave better the next time we meet." Nightmare moon chuckled.

'How did she know.' Mysterion thought.

"Well it was nice meeting you children, but have very important business that i must intend so bego-" Before she could finish the new kid sucker punched nightmare moon snout.

COMBAT ADVANTAGE

The mane six were wondering the everfree forest with hopes of stopping nightmare moon bringing eternal night. It was quiet for a little bit until fairly loud scream from far away. "HOW DARE YOU ATTACK ME!!"

"Girls, i think she is this way." Twilight said pointing towards the scream.

"Really i haven't notice." Rainbow said sarcastically.

The six ponies ran to the direction the scream was heard, only to see something that majorly surprised them. Nightmare moon was fighting... KIDS AND THEY WERE WINNING?! They were left mouth agape. Twilight was observing them to see how they winning against a GODDESS. Rainbow dash just found it funny that a "powerful" being was losing to three colts and filly. Rarity was barely paying attention to the battle itself, only observing their outfits with disgust. Pinkie pie was just being her self already thinking plans for their 'welcome to ponyville' party. Applejack watched as the filly looked like she got angry and jumped on nightmare moon punching her several times blood spurted out of her snout, then headbutted her twice, she was slacked jaw from the strength of something small and cute. Fluttershy was just scared from all blood there was in this battle.

Nightmare moon realized this was a losing battle. With no other choice she turned herself into the mist and retreated to else where. The four heroes sat down exhausted from that intense battle, the colt with the tool set decided to spoke up. "Guys... this is... not south park."