Celly vs. Earth

The next morning arrives.

You still don´t know what that weird musky smell was. You ventilated the living room good. Celly seemed embarrased , so you didn´t really botherd to probe into it.

She is still behaving weird.

She seems oddly...exited, if you wouldn´t know it better you´d say aroused. She uses any opportunity to rub her head on you. You enjoy her affection, but you have to wonder whats wrong with her.

She transforms into her human disguise, she is wearing a very formal, yet somewhat sexy pantsuit. She murrs and hugs herself, shivering.

You really get worried now.

"Are you all right? If you feel sick, you should call them and delay the appointment to another day. There is no use if you drag yourself there when you are ill."

She smiles at you.

"No... No, I´m good, Anon. I just noticed how... comfortable I begin to feel in this form. And how many possibilities it has..."

She looks at her hands wiggling her fingers lost in thought.

"I wonder..."

-"Celly, you really worry me."

She snaps out of her thoughts

"No need to worry, Anon! Its... its something natural, a mares... womans thing. You see women and mares have some sort of cycle..."

You shudder. Its THAT type of woman stuff. You remember and dread it from your ex-girlfriend who got weird as hell and also a little psycho in that time of the month.

"No, please. I don´t want to hear that. I understand perfectly. I will leave you alone untill this is over."

She comes over and gives you a hug.

"Mhm, its okay Anon, I rather enjoy it. I just have some problems keeping a clear head."

-"Okay...? If thats the case you should stay at home untill this blows over."

She hugs you tighter and presses your head into her plentifull bosom.

"Its so sweet that you worry about me Anon. You are really a good friend. But I will manage. Just go in, sign the papers, and get out again. No need to worry."

You push your head out of her smothering bosom (even thou it felt quite nice in there).

"All right, but at least let me escort you to the city hall. As soon as you start to feel off we go home."

She pushes you back into her bosom.

"Aw thank you, Anon! It really means much to me that you care so much for my wellbeing."

A tiny shrill voice interrupts you.

"What are you doing there with the princess?!?"

Oh great, SHE is awake...

"Do not touch the princess in such a lewd way, you ape!"

• "I did not... Aw hell forget it. I have to put on my shoes, you deal with her Celly."

Celly bows down to the tiny unicorn

"It is all right sergeant. I will go to the signing of the papers for my job and then I´ll back with you here in no time."

You are Celestia now.

The tiny mare looks sad.

"I don´t want to let you go out there, your majesty. Not alone and not in your condition."

Her concerns for you touch you deeply.

"Its is all right Sergeant. Use the computer to learn a little on this world. Use it as I showed you. Its pretty simple if you use magic."

She sighs.

"Maam, yes, Maam."

-"I promise I´ll be back soon."

You turn around to go, but as you leave the room you notice that you almost forget your purse. You quickly grab it as Anon is allready waiting in the door.

"C´mon Celly, lets get you to the job, so that I can get to mine."

You really appreciate that he does that for you. He is a real friend, possibly one of the best friends you ever had. As you walk to the metro station you notice how the fabric of the clothes you created on your body shift on the skin. That furless skin humans have is so incredibly sensitive, all over the body. Its tickling and titillating and you want to use those weird wonderfull fingers to touch yourself all over. You shiver with the thought. You look at anon and wonder how he feels like or more important how his hands would feel on you.

No, Stop it!

You shake your head to get those naughty thoughts out of your head.

The ride with the train to the city center is uneventfull. You adjust quickly to the feelings your disguise gives you, yet you cannot help but cuddle to Anon next to you.

He smells nice.

He clears his throat.

"So... How long will your situation last?"

-"My estrus? Probably a week or so."

You notice that it makes him uncomfortable.

"Anon, I´m sorry if it causes you any inconvinience..."

He sighs.

"No, its all right. I mean its your natural instincts and biology, you can´t really help it. I actually enjoy how affectionate you are. But thats the problem, I feel like I exploit your situation. You know my feelings for you, and I would be the happiest man of the world if you would feel the same for me. But this now is your raging hormones speaking, I do not want to take advantage of you."

His words leave you speechless for a moment. You are unsure of your feelings, you are definitively feel attracted to him, but... is it just your hormones or is it really... love? He has feelings for you, he confessed it to you, but you wouldn´t allow it, just for the sake of you two being from different universes, species and life expectations, yet you cannot help it.

"I don´t know what I should feel, Anon. I´m confused."

-" Its okay, Celly. We´ll wait untill your horny stuff blows over and then we´ll see if you are still confused, okay?"

You smile

"I think this may be acceptable."

Finally you arrive at the city hall. The little talk with anon did actually level you a bit.

You meet up with Ms. Jacobs in her office. Her secretary has allready prepared the papers and you sign it with your signature that you created craftfully when you created your human personae.

Jacobs shakes your hand.

"Welcome aboard, Miss Prince! Just let me show you around the department then we´ll have a coffee in the cafeteria."

Ms. Jacobs shows you around the offices. Unlike the large office at the registry in the ground floor the offices here are small rooms where two or three people work. The coworkers are mostly quite nice. Some seem a bit grumpy and disillusined. And some even a litte crazy (that one skinny guy with a buzz cut and glasses was shocked as he saw you and followed you around eyeing you suspiciously, but Ms. Jacobs told you not to worry about him, Grimms is a good civil servant, only a little weird since he had that car accident in which he had that brain trauma). Finally after she showed you the room with the office supplies (from which you shouldn´t take anything with out filling out a removal form in three copys).

You have a cup of coffee in the cafeteria. As she fills you in with the last details of your first day on the first of next month (thats in two weeks, luckily your estrus is over by then), you accdentally knock your purse over and out tumbles a tiny unicorn guard.

Your breath stops for a moment.

How...?

Wait, she must have climbed into your purse when you weren´t looking. She is frozen with shock, you use the opportunity to put a paralysys spell onto her so that she cant move and do something stupid. Ms. Jacobs is suprised.

"Oh, is that a toy? Its looks adorable!"

You´re in luck, she didn´t see Hard Biscuit move when she tumbled out.

"Oh, yes. My boyfriend Anon has that idea for a toyline of small pony figurines, unicorns, pegasi. He thinks that it has a lot of potential with a cartoon show."

-"Well he certainly is onto something there! I think my niece will love that one!"

Before you can do anything she picks Biscuit up.

-"So this is a prototype? Feels weird, almost like fur."

-"Yeah, heh, she is one of a kind. Please be carefull."

You take Biscuit out of her hand.

"I just wonder how she got into my purse..."

You punctiuate that sentence with a short stern look into Biscuits eyes. You think you can see her flinch, even thou she is stiff as a board.

Ms. Jacobs is fascinated.

"So whats are those figures going to be called?"

-"Well, Anon think about, *sigh*, "Tiny Horse Action Force..."

Ms. Jacobs has a baffled look on her face.

"Yeah, I think he has to work on the name..."

-"Well with a name like that I sure isn´t all about rainbows and teaparties."

You smile

"I was actually thinking about writing some stories for the characters. They are a group of ponies that have magical, but actionfilled adventures, fighting monsters and saving their world and learn about the values of friendship on the way."

Ms. Jacobs is delighted.

"Oh, I love this. When done right this can teach children important social values. I actually think we could use this in our programm for autistic children!"

You are surprised.

"I´m glad you like that idea. Its mostly Anons project, but I fully support him. You could say I´m somehow his muse."

You continiue to chat for another half hour, then you take your leave.

As you walk out of the city hall and pass the square in front of it, you silently but sternly adress the pony in your purse.

"Sergeant, what am I supposed to do with you? You are lucky that this went quite so well. Still. I think I´ll keep you small for a little longer. Also Anon mentioned that he has a hamster cage in his basement storage room..."

You continiue, more to yourself now.

"Speaking of which, I have to tell Anon that appearantly, his "pony toy" idea may be not as bad as I thought. Maybe, just maybe, he really is onto something here..."

Before you go home you go to S-store, a large consumer electronics store on Z-Street and buy a new TV-set for Anon, actually this new one is a little bigger than the old one, you know that he wanted a larger TV for quite a while now. Its not really heavy to you, so you carry it in one hand easily. Much to the suprise of some people. You do not really mind the stares anymore. You also got used to little children seeing through your disguise. You feel really good, thrilled actually. This world is full of opportunities and you will grab them! This is a grand adventure, your grand adventure, you didn´t have an adventure in centuries.

Celestia takes on human world, yes!

You giggle to yourself with that thought, while sitting in the metro home, some people give you a weird look, you don´t mind.

At home you put the TV down and sit down on the couch. You lift the paralisys spell from Hard Biscuit. He sheepishly crawls out of your purse.

"Your Majesty... I..."

-"Save it Sergeant. I... I´m not even mad. I should have expected you to do that and should have been more carefull."

She looks at you with a questioning expression.

"You Majesty, you are still in your disguise. Why don´t you change back?"

You give her a smile, then you look at your hand, wiggleing your fingers.

"Well, there is something I want to try with those. This form, this body is very sensitive, maybe I can relief myself like that better..."

Biscuit gives you a blank expression. She doesn´t understand what you mean. You sigh. She really is not a very smart pony.

"Sergeant, I will take a bath, alone. I need some time for myself. You stay here and learn about Earth and mankind on the computer as I showed you earlier. And this time please actually do it!"

• "Er, Maam, yes, Maam!"

You go to the bathroom and let out a looong breath after you locked the door behind you. Finally some quite time. You still feel aroused and tingly, but oddly, the effect of your estrus is less intense, more bearable in your human form.

You let water in the bathtub and start stripping naked. So far you didn´t really bother to actually discover your human form. You muse about the human anatomy and how it is so weirdly different from ponies, yet there are quite a few similarities. There is the same number of limbs, but while ponies are quadruped, humans have evolved for walking only on their hind legs. Like that their front legs could specialize for manipulation. Ponies also use their front legs for doing things, but in no way as effective and dexterous as humans. You really should write a chapter in your book on earth about the comparison of anatomy, maybe you even make a whole book on this. You really wonder why human mares...women have their teats so far up their torso, upon their pectoral muscles. It seems a bit cumbersome to you. But then again, if human females had their teats down near their genitals they would probably get in the way while walking on the hindlegs. You lift your breasts up. You let out a small yelp as you notice how heavy but sensitive they are. You didn´t intend to make them that big, but as you basically concentrated to change your essence into a human shape, they naturally turned out like that. You are quite huge for a human woman over all, then again, you are huge as a pony too.

You stroke your hands all over your body.

This feels amazing. You quickly notice that some areas of your body are more sensitive than others.

How odd and thrilling.

On closer inspection you notice that human skin is not completely furless, but rather covered in a very thin, sparse fuzz of single hairs that erect when exited. There is some thicker fur under the arms and down at the genitals. Why? You probably have to ask Anon about that. You look down at your feet and notice that they have these stubby, degenerated fingers humans call toes. You wiggle them. So they still can move, but can´t do much else. They are a degenerated relic from an earlier stage of human evolution when they lived on trees and grabbed branches with hands on all four limbs, you read about that online and also looked at some fossilized bones in the museum for natural history of F-City. There are similar redundant and degenerated bones and organs in pony anatomy, but not to that extend. Your evolution was much smoother and redundant organs mostly just dissapeard due to the magic fueled nature of your universe.

With a sigh you sit down into the bathtub. The warm water feels fantastic. You slowly move your hands in the water down your body. You really wanted to try this ever since you had the idea earlier this morning.

Slowly you start to explore your neither regions with your hand. You are pleasantly suprised to find that your fingers fit in perfectly and start massaging yourself. This is better than you imagend! You experiment with different fingers, even with both hands. You climax five times before you leave out a satisfied sigh and get out of the bath.

You transform back into your pony form and go into the living room. Hard Biscuit is actually on the computer, but she is watching baking videos on youtube. As she notices you she magically closes the tab goes back on a wikipedia article on human history.

You can´t help but chuckle.

"Y...you majesty! I did research, as you told me to!"

-"At ease Sergeant. I welcome any type of research you conduct here."

You sit down next to her.

"So tell me, what kind of cookies did you prefer to make?"

She is beaming

"Well, I always loved to make hazelnut-chocolate cookies. They are simple, but the mix of crunchy and sweetness makes them amazing."

You smile at Biscuit.

"I´m sure they are amazing. I would love to try them. You know what? I have nothing planned for the rest of the day and its just noon. Why don´t you make some of them for us all to enjoy?"

Biscuit lets out an audible gasp.

"I... You majesty! It would be an honour!!"

-" Well, for this I will return you to your normal size. Temporary."

Your horn emmits a golden glow and slowly but steady Hard Biscuit grows back to her normal size. She hops of the table and kneels down in front of you.

"Thank you your majesty. I will not dissapoint you."

You give her a gentle smile

"I´m sure you will not."

You both trott into the kitchen. Biscuitis looking through the cupboards and into the fridge. She sighs and shakes her head.
"No, this won´t do at all. Maam, there are nowhere close to the necessary ingrediences I need. There are some eggs, there is some chocolate I could use, but that carton of milk smells like its gone bad. I need to get some ingrediences."

You ponder.

"Well there is a grocer nearby, its called a supermarket. I´ve been there with anon a few times, they have an amazing varitey of food stuff..."

Biscuit is looking up at you puzzled

"So, your majesty, you will turn into this human form again and go there to buy the ingrediences I need?"

You give her an embarrased smile

„Well, truth to be told, I know nothing about baking cookies. I make some incredible pancakes, but I wouldn´t even know what ingrediences you need. You could write me an list, but that still would probably leave the chance that I buy something wrong by mistake. I guess we have to go there together."

Biscuit gives you a confused blink.

"But, your majesty, you said there are just humans here, I´m a pony, I know that I would cause quite a stir when I go out to a place where many humans are..."

Suddenly she understands and her face grows pale with the shock of realisation.

"Oh. Oh no, your majesty, you can´t be serious! I don´t want to turn into one of these horrid creatures!"

You get very serious.

"I know I ask much here sergeant, but you have to understand that we are stuck in this world for who knows how long. You can´t hide in this apartment for years to come. Even I can´t. Thats why I made up my disguise. And thats why we should probably make one for you too."

Biscuit is struggleing.

"B...but I... You... what if..."

Untill she finally gives in.

"All right... I know you are right, your majesty. Lets get over with this."

You smile and clop your front hoves.

"Believe me sergeant, it is a fascinating experience! Just a fair warning. Try to keep your balance, humans walk and stand on their hindlegs, that change might take you a moment to get used to."

Your horn lits up in its golden glow as you concentrate on Hard Biscuit, grasping the essecnce of her being and remolding her into a human shape. As the glow vanishes, Biscuit stands in front of you on two shakey legs, human legs.

You have to admit you are surprised.

Biscuits human form looks different than you would have guessed, yet you can clearly see that it is her. She is short and skinny, but in a wiry, lean way. She has clearly some muscles, but compared to you she is tiny and flat as a board. Her darkblonde hair is very short, almost like a military buzzcut. Like her pony form he looks not really attractive in a classical sense, a bit too muscular, the jaw a tiny bit too masculine, but there is something about her. She wears a tan tank top and olive combat pants along with combat boots.

She looks with horror at her hands.

"A mirror... I...I need a mirror..."

She suddenly mumbles and stumbles out of the kitchen into the hallway. Before you can follow her you hear a shriek and a thud.

As you rush into the hallway you see Biscuit sitting on her backside staring at her mirror image, eyes wide in terror.

"I...I...I´m a monster. Why are my eyes so tiny and piglike?"

She stares at her hands again

"What...what are those? WHAT ARE THOSE?!?!"

She is starting to have a freakout, so you quickly transform into your human form and kneel down to give her a hug.

"Its okay Sergeant, its all right. Easy. You are not a monster. You look good by human standarts. Its all right. I will help you with this."

This actually calms her down and you help her to her still wobbly feet.

"We are in this together Sergeant. This disguise is only temporary, it is for when we leave this apartment. You trust me, right?"

She has tears in her eyes, but quickly nods

"Maam, yes, Maam. I trust you with my life, your Majesty."

-"Then trust me in this, this disguise actually has its advantages. You will quickly learn that."

You help Biscuit with walking. She is a quick learner and despite falling on her tush a few times, she has mastered human walk within 20 Minutes. You give her an encouraging smile.

"I think we are ready to head out now, Sergeant."

She says nothing but gives you a quick nod.

You give her an old jeans jacket Anon has for some reason to thow over, you transform into your casual clothes and you both head out. You can clearly see that Biscuit is scared, even thou she tries to be brave. She is quite skittish as you walk down the hallway to the elevator, flinching at every noise. In the lift she grabs your arm as it rumbling decends to the ground floor. You have to smile as you remember the first time you went out. Out of the building you walk down a path between the flatblocks and parking garages to the high street of this part of F-city.

Its a nice day and as you walk you notice that Biscuit starts to ease, especially after you passed a few humans, who didn´t care about you because they were minding their own business. Biscuit is a bit startlet at the street as a few cars and trucks drive past, while there is a similar technology in Equestria, its not used to this extend, so it must be quite a shock for her to see so many of these vehicles unprepared. You walk up to a small strip mall, there is a R-supermarket and A-discount grocery, as well as a newsagent, a hairdresser, a bakery and a Döner Kebap place (you love that stuff ever since anon introduced you to it a few weeks agon).

"Here we are, Sergeant. The supermarket is quite large so it should have everything you need for the cookies. You´ll see That there is no danger here, I´ve been here a few times before."

As you enter the R-supermarket, Biscuit is obviously overwhelmed by the impressions that bombard her senses. The bright colours of the posters and displays, the smells that linger in the air and the noises like the rattleing of the shopping carts, the beeps of the cash registers and the muzak version of popular earth music floating above it all. She seems unsure as she stands in the entrance, trying to process it. You remember how it struck you when Anon took you to the city the first time, you didn´t show it, but it was almost too much for you, and that even thou you were somewhat prepared by a year of consuming earth media. Biscuit arrived a little over a day in this world. And she is the first time out, you can´t possibly imagen how much all that is for her to take.

Well, there is no helping it. If she is in this world she has to adapt to it, just like you did.

"Are you all right Sergeant?"

"Y...yes, Maam. Its just... Compared to grocerys in Equestria, even in Manehattan, this is much bigger."

You walk through the fruit and vegetable section into the store. Biscuit lightens up as this is something not completely alien to her.

"Those vegetables look amazing. I need to try those!"

She picks up a red whole cabbage and is about to take a bite out of it as you stop her.

"Sergeant, no. You... we need to pay for those first. You can´t just eat food in the supermarket. Believe me, they do not appreciate that."

You put the cabbage into the red plastic basket you picked up at the entrance and you proceed though the market.

Suddenly Biscuit stops in her tracks, her face a grimmace of nauseated terror. She is staring at the meats section where meats and sausages gleam reddish and pink under a long glass counter.

"This is horrible" she whispers.

"You... you warned me that humans eat meat a lot more than ponies, but... They sell large chunks of animal flesh! Out in the open! I think I´m gonna be sick..."

You kinda understand her. Ponies used to sell meat like that too, but that was centuries ago. Nowadays most ponies have a vegetarian diet and those who do still eat meats often grind it down to a fine mush, completely stripping it of all of its texture, and this is done by workers in butchershops that are hidden away from the general public, as if they are ashamed that the pony species actually needs animal protein to sustain itself. You wonder how many of your little ponies, Hard Biscuit included, would be horrified and disgusted to learn how much you love to eat a large steak, medium raw...

"Lets go to another part of the store, sergeant..."

She shudders as you walk down the aisle.

"This is absolutely monstrous. This is barbaric!"

You sigh "It is not. Its just different how humans handle that. Ponies eat meat too, you know, Humans are just not as hypocritical about it."

Biscuit stares at you stunned and stupefied. You have to admit, you are a bit shocked yourself. Where did that come from? In silence you walk to the aisle with the baking ingrediences.

You have to think for a moment and leave HB with the baking goods, which grab her full attention within seconds, so you walk off alone to collect yourself. Your outburst about the way humans and ponies handle the way they eat meat confused and shocked you to the core. How could you? How is it possible that you called your beloved little ponies hypocrites? Is it the hormones, or is it Earth? Is it your human form influencing your thinking? Changing you? Maybe even corrupting you?

This is a very disturbing thought.

Is it possibly the same part of you that wants to stay on earth? With Anon?

You need to talk to somebody about this, but to who? Hard Biscuit? Despite all of your efforts, you still feel that she regards you as a deity and not as a fellow pony. Also you doubt that she can comprehend your dilemma. Luna? She understands better than anypony else how it is to feel torn, but... You worry her enough allready, also she can´t really help you since she is a universe apart. Anon...? Could he understand you? He was always there for you and you have had burden him with so much allready...

Suddenly you hear a yelling. You have a hunch and rush to the source of the yelling.

You see Biscuit arguing with a young woman that was handing out samples, Biscuit has a tray in her hand.

Oh dear...

"What seems too be the problem?"

You give the woman your trademark winning smile.

"Oh, does she belong to you? I was giving her a sample and she just took the whole tray. Its one sample per customer!"

-"I... I didn´t know. I was just trying to bring some of these to you, Maam!"

You sigh

"HB, please give her back the tray."

Biscuit follows suit, giving you a sheepish look.

You quickly excuse to the young woman.

"I´m terribly sorry for my... cousin. She is a nice girl, but she has some trouble adapting after her time in the military...."

-"Well, okay... I have a brother that was in Afghanistan, he told me that many former soldiers suffer from problems. I won´t call securtity if you take her and go your way."

You quietly finish your shopping, you pay at the checkout and leave the supermarket. Biscuit finally speaks as you walk across the parking lot.

"Maam, I´m sorry. I guess there is still much I have to learn."

You shake your head.

"I think I should have known better. I was throwing you into the cold water, just like that. But really, stealing a sample tray?"

-"Those little things were so delicious! Crispy on the outside yet oddly juicy in on the inside. I wanted to bring you some!"

-"Oh I know them. They are microwave mini-corndogs. The filling is mostly meat."

You can barely hold back a laugh as Biscuits horrified face turns pale and then nauseated green.

Back home you transform yourself and Biscuit back into your pony forms (you notice that you need to rest your magic a little. Your thaum level is getting a little low. One or two hours rest should charge you up again). Biscuit goes busy right away in the kitchen, she has completely forgotten about the things that happend in the supermarket, she is "in the zone", as Anon once called it, thats when somepony is doing something he or she is completely committed to and somehow shuts out everything else in the world. You have seen this with Twilight when she was learning magic and reading books. How you miss her, you were talking to her a few times through Luna, but its not the same as having her around. She has been brave and has taken over some of your duties in her absence, of course she excelled in it, you expected nothing short of that from her, its in her blood after all...

How you miss her, how you miss all of them. You want to go back. You want to raise their sun and guide them like a gentle, loving mother.

Then the other you pipes up.

The you that wants to stay here on earth. That wants to experience all on this world, the you that wants adventure, the you that wants Anons love and loves him back, the you that wants to help humans in any way she could, the one that thinks that you have given ponies so much for so long that they owe you the freedom you have now, that they will get along fine without you and that you should give the baton to Luna, Twilight and maybe even Cadance. There are two Celestias in you now, and while they are not yet fighting, they can´t go on like that for long with without conflict.

"What am I going to do?"

You start to cry.

You are Anon now.

Finally back at home.

Work was tough today, not only because you had some exceptionally thick and ignorant customers, but also because you were quite worried about Celly. You really hope she made it through her appointment and back home without a problem. As you lock open the door you are surprised by the smell of freshly baked cookies floating towards you.

"Hello? Celestia? What is this? Did you bake?"

You follow the smell into the kitchen where Hard Biscuit, again full sized for some reason, stands by the oven hoovering a freshly baked tray of cookies with her magic. She gives you an icy glance with barely concealed hostility.

"Oh. You again. The ape."

You return her gaze slightly annoyed.

"Yeah, me. This is MY apartment after all, you stupid nag... Wait a minute... Did did you bake those?"

She lifts her snout in the air with an haughty grin.

"Indeed I did. On her majestys request. I even faced that vile butcherhouse you apes call supermarket to get all of the ingrediences."

You can´t believe your ears.

"You did WHAT?!? Does Celestia know you left this apartment?"

-"Of course! She did.. well... she transformed me into human form so that we could go outside..."

Your jaw almost hits the floor.

"Bwu... I... Where is Celestia anyway?"

-"Oh, she was tired so she got to rest for a bit."

You walk straight to the living room, ignoring Biscuits protest to not bother the crown.

Celly lies on the couch, asleep, but something is not okay, whe is uneasy and mumbles, it seems that she has a bad dream. You kneel down next to her, gently stroking her neck.

"Celestia?"

• "Ngnn, no... Please... My little ponies... Leave them alone..."

She wakes up with a jolt

"AAH! Anon? You..."

She instanly puts up her regal facade.

"You´re home. Welcome back! How was your day?"

You do not buy into her act. You know her good enough that something is wrong and she knows that too.

"Did you have a nightmare?"

"Yes... I... It was horrible. There was some sinister force threatning to wipe out all of Equestria and all of my little ponies... And... and I was unable to do anything against it. I was unable to save them... But... that was just a dream. Something like that could never happen..."

You nod. You know that this is going deeper but she is not ready yet to talk with you about it so you change the subject.

"Sooo, I see You and the little idiot did have some adventure in the supermarket together?"

-"Don´t call her like that Anon. She has A lot of qualities you don´t know about."

-"Yeah, she can bake. The cookies DO smell good thou."

Celly smiles and tells you all about her (and Hard Biscuits) day. In the meantime Biscuit comes in magicing a large plate of cookies in front of her.

"Maam, here are the cookies I made for you."

Celly does not hesitate and lifts one off the plate. Thank you very much, Sergeant! Oh my, they ARE fantastic. Anon You must try them!"

You pick up one of the cookies from the plate and look at it warily. You give it a sniff. smells good enough.

You give it a bite.

Its sweet.

So sweet.

Much too sweet.

The sweetness, it burns!!!

"Oh god! This is horrible! How can you eat those? They are far too sweet! I think just this bite gave me diabetes!"

Biscuit glares at you angry and insulted but Celestia seems not suprised.

"Interesting. Well, I do have noticed that earth sweets are far less sweet than those produced by ponies. Quite possible that humans have a different taste for sweets because they need less sugar than we do. You know, Anon, magic is mostly powered by glucosis."

She happily lifts another couple of cookies from the plate and chomps on them.

"Mmmh... Delicious! How I missed that!"

You shudder and get a beer from the fridge to flush the dreadfull taste out of your mouth.

As you return Celly has allready finished of the whole plate. Biscuit gives you a side look. She actually seems hurt. You suddenly feel a tug at your heart.

"Eh... I´m sorry Hard Biscuit. I know that you worked hard to make those. The taste is just not for me."

She humpfs and turns her head away from you.

"Its not like I made those for you anyway, ape! Those were for her majesty, and that she enjoyed them is all that counts for me!"

I swear to god, this fucking pony...

You grin.

"Say you told me about her human form Celly, can you show it to me?"

Celly smiles and sits up.

"Oh yes! Anon you will love this, she is adorable!"

Biscuit cringes

"You majesty, do we have to...?"

Celly waves her front hoof.

"Oh, c´mon Sergeant. Your human form looks fine! He would have to see it anyway sooner or later."

Her horn lights up and a golden beam engulfs Hard Biscuit who looks quite annoyed. She transforms into a human form and as the glow fades you can´t believe your eyes.

You fall of the couch laughing.

In the middle of your room stands a young, very, VERY short woman that looks a little like a rule 63 version of Guile from Street Fighter. She gives you the stink eye and she looks like she is about to jump at you. For some reason that makes you laugh even more.

Celly seems confused.

"Whats wrong? Whats so funny?"

You gasp

"HAHAHA Are you serious? Hehehee You did that on purpose to fuck with her, right?"

-"I did nothing on purpose, that how she came out thats what the essence of her being looks in human form."

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! She looks like the dykiest dyke that ever dyked! Huehuehue"

Biscuit gives Celly a confused look.

"Whats a dyke?"

Celly blushes

"Thats a derogative for a human mare that prefers the company of other human mares..."

Biscuits face is blank.

"But I do prefer mares."

• GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHUEHUEHUEHUEhuhuhuhuhu..."

-"THATS IT!"

Biscuit angrily jumps at you, her hands on your neck. She sits on you trying to strangle you.

"Why you little, lousy, rotten.. Hey, those things ARE practical!"

-"STOP IT BOTH OF YOU!!!"

Celly uses her magic to pull you apart.

"Sergeant, I orderd you NOT to attack Anon, no matter what. You make a rotten guest and shame me and the whole kingdom."

Then she turns to you.

"But almost as bad as a rotten guest is a rotten host! Why do you have to insult and antagonize her all the time? Anon, I expect better of you! All I ask is that you extend the generosity and hospitality you gave to me to her. Its not her fault that she is stuck in this situation."

You look Celly right in the eye.

"Yes it is. She ignored orders and jumped through the portal just yesterday."

-"I mean... Just stop it both of you!"

She places both of you on chairs on opposite sites of the room. Biscuit pouts.

"He started it. And he deserves to get his flank kicked."

She notices Cellys pissed expression.

"Er... I mean with all due respect, your majesty."

A familiar golden glow engulfs her and har human form shrinks to aproximatly a tenth of her normal size.

You chuckle.

"Hehe, now she looks like an action figure..."

Celestias face snaps towards you and she glares at you. She really is furious and you could swear that you see small flames coming from her mane.

"I´m sorry Celestia. And I´m sorry Hard Biscuit. I´ve been an asshole and I would like to apologize for disrespection you. I know we got off on the wrong foot, hoof, whatever, but maybe that will change. I don´t think we will become best friends, but I´ll try to be a nicer to you."

Biscuit looks away.

"All right. Apology accepted ap...Anon. I think I´m sorry too. I came here to your house and been mean to you. I´ll try to stand down and try to get along with you and this world..."

Celly looks from one of you to the other.

"Good. Thats much better."

You sigh and get up.

"I´m tired. I think I´ll lied down for an hour or so before making dinner."

You walk into your bedroom, strip down to your undies and lie down on your bed.

After about an half hour you hear a knock on your door.

You cover yourself with a blanket.

"Come in."

Celestia trots into your bed room, you can see on her face that she is worried.

"Hey Celly. Again, I´m sorry how I treatend Biscuit. There is just something about her that annoys me, but I can´t put my finger on it. But I promise that I will try to get along with her."

Celestia sits down next to you and shakes her head.

"Thank you Anon, but thats not the matter. I..."

She sighs and looks at you, sadness in her big beautyfull eyes.

"I told you how much I miss Equestria and my little ponies. And how I would give anything to be back with then to guide and protect them. I love them as much as mylife! But..."

-"But?"

She grimaces

"But lately I feel torn. There is a part of me, not a small part, that... that doesn not want to go back to Equestria. That wants to stay here on earth as Tia Prince and live life here to its fullest! That wants to sat here...with you."

She emphasises the last part by turning her head away from you, ashamed.

"I´m a horrible pony..."

You are shocked.

"WHAT?!?! No! You are not horrible!"

-"But I´m so selfish."

You draw a shap breath and rub the bridge of your nose.

"Celly, you are not selfish. Look... How long have you been an alicorn, a princess?"

-"Well, I´ve been an alicorn for over 1400 years now, and I´ve been a princess rising the sun for more than 1100 years now. But what has that to do with anything?"

-"EVERYTHING! You have been serving your ponies for over 1100 years now. Every goddamn day, without a break or a vacation! Its a miracle that you didn´t snap centuries ago. You told me how much you love to play little phranks on others and how much you enjoyed it when your students crazy friends shook up that gala. To me that sounds like somebody who is subcounciously desperate for a little break, a shake up of her tedious, boring daily routine. This may sound crazy but, maybe, just maybe this exile here in earth was just what you needed."

Celestia looks at you with an indignant expression on her face and opens her mouth to protest but closes it again without saying anything.

"Look Celly, you love them, yes, but you know that you can have to much from something you love... Now... ah. A few years ago I went with some friend from work to an all you can eat buffalo wings night at a pub. Now I love buffalo wings, they are one of my faworite foods, but that night I overgorged myself so much with them that I got nausiated just by looking at buffalo wings for almost a year."

-"A..are you comparing my ponies to greasy chicken parts?!?!?"

"Oh, nononono! I... Okay, that was a stupid example. What I try to tell you is that you can have too much of a thing you love and, that you sometimes need a distance from it to fully appreciate it again."

Celestia bliks once and then is silent for a long time, her brow furrowd in thought. She its like this for maybe 20 minutes untill she finally goes

"Huh."

She looks at you.

"Anon, you do have a pretty good point here. I guess I did need a change of pace."

You smile and stroke her neck.

"As long as you are here I will help you and be there for you. I want you know that I will always be your friend."

-"Anon, I..."

Celly suddenly whips her head around and gives you a long passionate kiss. You are startelt, but not is a negative way. Suddenly, as if she realized what she is doing, she breaks contact and turns away from you.

"I...I...I...I´m sorry anon, I don´t know what came over me... I...My estrus... I´m sorry... I...
...
Oh buck it."

She jumps up and transforms into her human form, but she is wearing the pink lingerie we saw at K-department store when we went to downtown the first time. She grins at you

"Anon, I think I need your assistance as a friend now."

You are shocked, but you can´t really hide your arousement.

"C...Celly! No! This is wrong!"

She rips the blanket of you.

"I do not care, Anon, I need you. I want you! Now!"

She looks at your throbbing errection.

"Hello there! Seems like little Anon is a little more eager than you!"

With this she jumps onto you like a leopard on a gazelle in a BBC documentary. You can almost hear the calm narration of Sir David Attenborogh as her weights pushes the air out of you and makes your bed give out an alarming creak. She rips you tighty whities of your loins and gives your member a couple of gentle kisses. She then moves forward and gives your chest a lick while moving your member to her croutch.

"W...wait! We should at least use protection! Let me grab a condom frm my nightstand."

Celly grins.

"That won´t be necessary. I have created a forcefield in front of my uterus that zaps all that you are going to give me, Anon. I´ve been protecting like this for centuries."

You are a bit scared to stick your dick into anything that zapps anything, but you are too aroused to care anymore. Its too late anyway, you glide into her and you feel how warm and soft she is. She moans and starts grinding on you.

You go on for several minutes. Its amazing. You have a friend who has a thing for cougars and milfs, just because these women have experience and know exactly how to please a man and herself in the best way possible. You begin to see his point because Celestia has literally centuries of experience and she knows exactly what to do. She has taken over the wheel and you are in to enjoy the ride. You really hope this ride never ends. Suddenly you notice in your bliss that her weight shifts and she gets... tighter?!?! You look up to her and see that she is slowly shrinking. She notices your surprise and gives you a chuckle.

"Don´t worry, I am trying something here I havent done with a stallion in a long time."

A small gasp escapes her lips and she gives you a wink.

"I saw the "secret" picture folders on your computer, you will like this."

Smaller and smaller she shrinks, very slowly. Now whe is about half her normal human size and you feel your dick start to stretch out her insides. You look at her and to your terror (and arousement) you notice that her mid section starts to bulge out. She sees the expression on your face.
"Don´t worry, mhmf, I... I made myself stretchier than normal... This should be an interesting experience for the both of us."

Celly continiues to dwindle. Her body is all stretched out cartoonishly around your errect member. its a tight grasp around you and it feels weird but also incredibly good. She gasps and moans untill she finally orgasms. She happy gasps, looking down at her body that is basically a flesh condom with arms, legs and a head wrapped all around your dick.

"Well, that was intense. Lets do something else!"

With a flash of light she dissapears from your dick and stands in the room again normalsized and in alicorn form. She gives you a miscievious grin.

"Now its your turn for a transformation."

You are startled.

"Wait, what? No, I.."

Celly shakes her head, smiling.

"Don´t worry Anon, you will like that."

With that she engulfs you in a golden flash. You are blinded for a brief moment, and as you open your eyes, you immediatly feel that something is off. Is that a muzzle in front of your eyes? You look at your hands, only to realize that there are no hands but hooves. You stare at the mirror in your room and see a green male pony stare back at you.

"I´m a horse."

Celly looks at you with delight.

"Oh...oh my! You ARE one handsome stallion."

-“You turned me into a horse!"

You jump off the bed, you standing on all of your four limbs. Hell, that feels weird. You swish your tail.

You have a goddamn tail.

You have a problem to process this.

Celestia notices your irritation.

"D...don´t worry Anon! Its only temporary. I... I just wanted to... to feel you as a stallion. I turn you back human if you don´t like it."

You look at her. You don´t know is its because of your changed body but... her pony form looks more desirable to you.
"No... No its cool. I like to experiment. I think that this is weird as hell, but also pretty kinky."

She gives you a happy cute little whinny and turns around, lifting her tail and revealing her dripping moist, winking marehood. You let your animalistic instincts take over and mount her like a breeding stallion.

You snort as you ram into her. She lets out a gasping whinny but bites her lip, as if she didn´t wanted to alert HB. It feels like two parents that try to have fun silently because the kid is sleeping next door. You have to stop yourself from laughing out. Celly coos

"Be gentle. I´m a delicate litte filly."

Now you really laugh. Was that an attempt at dirty talk?

"You are a 1400 year old Gilf sorceres. You are not a filly. Nowhere close."

She actually giggles at that.

You lean closer to her and whisper in her ear.

"But you know what? I don´t mind. You are fantastic. And you are right, I do enjoy this."

You are suprised how much you enjoy it. You have quite a lot of stamina in this form, well, like a horse. You pound her for almost for a hour. You finally lay down next to each other after several orgasms. Celly cuddles up to you.

"That was nice anon. You did hold up quite well."

You can barely speak. You are literally shagged out. You will feel that in the morning, no matter if you are in human, pony or celaphopod form. Celly casually jokes

"Oh my, look at the time. You wanted to prepare dinner, but I guess its to late for that."

You give her a exhausted grin.

"Well... If you give me a moment... I´ll order us a pizza if you are hungry."

She gives you a naughty grin.

"Oh wonderfull! I would like to have a meatlovers..."

She gives you a wink.

"Dammit woman, I just gave you sweet loving five minutes ago, are you trying to kill me?"

She lets out her wonderfull laughter

"You showed me a side of you today that I didn´t knew, Celly. You are into some weird stuff. I don´t know it its really just your estrus, but you can be suprisingly dirty. And You know what?"

You look her straigt into her wonderfull big eyes.

"I love it! This was the best sex I ever had. I don´t even think I can go back to sex with normal human women after loving a living goddess like you."

You stare to the celing

"Seriously, that thought actually worries me a lot."

She gives you a gentle kiss.

"You think too much, that reminds me in a certain student of mine."

You get up .

"Right, I´ll order pizza then."

You stop before leaving the room.

"Could you please turn me back human?"