Itsy-Blitzy

It was a bright, cheerful day. The sun was shining, the sky was a brilliant hue of blue. Little birds sung, although one had a cough and was waiting for Butterscotch to bring a lozenge for it. So not quite all the little birds were singing. Despite that, it was a good day for nearly the entire town. Save last minute rushes and a few nervous ponies preparing, there was little in the way of excitement.

Except, of course, for one particular building. Deep within this place of horror and humiliation, where lace and silk and frills were far, far too common, one pegasus posed the ultimate question.

“Why am I doing this again?”

Elusive didn’t bother looking from his work. “Because, my dear friend, you owe me.”

Rainbow Blitz snorted, tugging at the slightly too tight collar. “Oh come on, it was just one suit,” he whined. He glanced down from the raised platform where Elusive put his models, surrounded by mirrors constantly showing him the froufrou sissy suit he was being made to wear.

“One suit and hours spent working on it, thank you very much.” Elusive most certainly did not push the pin in just enough to prick his friend. That would not be how a proper gentlecolt acted. So the fact a pin went in just far enough to prick his friend was surely an unfortunate coincidence. It still gave him a very small, very satisfying sense of justice.

“Dude, that hurt!”

“Says the pony who regularly rams into the ground with all the grace of a boulder. Now get those wings up.” Elusive lightly tapped the aforementioned limbs, waiting for Rainbow Blitz to comply before he continued his work. His attention didn’t waver from the suit, even as the pegasus fidgeted and complained. Strictly speaking, it didn’t need to have the frills or lace or puffy shoulders about which his friend whined. But it was hardly a just punishment otherwise.

“Can we at least talk about something? This is boring!” the pegasus complained, shifting about impatiently.

Elusive held back a sigh, glancing away from the light red material to his friend’s eyes. “What exactly do you wish to talk about, hm?” he asked, turning back to his work.

Blitz shrugged. “Dunno, something. This is boring, I have better things to be doing.”

“Or perhaps you mean better ponies to do,” Elusive chuckled quietly. “Although honestly, I must admit I am glad you have left behind that...tactless little habit of yours.”

“Huh?” Blitz gave him a confused look. “Habit? What are you talking about?”

Elusive raised one elegant eyebrow, although his work didn’t pause as his magic followed his will. “You haven’t noticed? My, you must have it worse than I thought.” His tone was thoughtful and not at all helpful to Blitz.

“Have it? Have what? Damn it, I haven’t got pony-pox do I?” He would have panicked if Elusive had not given him a sharp look. “Okay, okay, I’ll stop moving, just tell me what I’ve got.”

Now Elusive gave his friend a smirk. “Why, there’s only one ‘it’ that could stop a stallion like you from constantly bragging about the mares you’ve ‘conquered’,” he quoted.

“...Dude, I don’t have an STD!”

The unicorn sighed, trying not to roll his eyes. “No, darling, when I say ‘it’ I mean ‘love’. STD, honestly.”

Rainbow Blitz stood perfectly still for a few seconds, letting Elusive get on with his work. The unicorn was quite relieved, although he knew it would not last. Still, he rather enjoyed the chance to work without fighting Blitz every second.

“I-I’m not in love,” he denied, a barely perceptible stammer in his voice.

“Oh really? I suppose you stopped with your constant claiming to have ‘done her’, with every attractive mare you see, is because you have ‘done’ them all then?” Elusive might have been exaggerating slightly, but not much. It rather embarrassed him when they were in public.

“Y-yeah, that’s right.” Rainbow Blitz stared ahead, gulping slightly. Unfortunately, with as close attention was Elusive was paying to his body as he worked on the suit, it was a gesture easily noticed.

“Well, if you wish to keep whomever she, perhaps he,” Elusive smirked, noting the slight twitch of Blitz’s wings, “is to yourself, that is your choice. I just hope you have something ready for Hearts and Hooves Day,” the unicorn said without much inflection. Once again, he felt Rainbow Blitz go completely still. Elusive sighed. “Oh, Rainbow Blitz, Hearts and Hooves Day is tomorrow.”

“Tomorrow?” Rainbow Blitz asked, color draining from his face. His blue coat seemed a shade lighter.

“Yes, dear, tomorrow,” Elusive confirmed.

Blitz gulped. “I, uh, dude, I gotta go.”

Elusive sighed again but stepped back. “Very well. Given this is about love, I simply could not bear to hold you here.  Come now, let me remove the suit and you can be off to work out what you will do for your special somepony.”

“I don’t….oh forget it,” Blitz muttered sourly. He waited until the suit was removed before moving, at least. “See you later.”

The bell over the door rang as he galloped out, not even bothering to shut the door. Elusive rolled his eyes. “That stallion, honestly!”

Rainbow Blitz alighted above Ponyville, looking down over the town. Ponies below went about their business, as if nothing at all unusual was happening. Well, that’s precisely what was happening. Or wasn’t.

He shook his head. “Focus, featherbrain,” he growled at himself.

‘Tomorrow will be our first Hearts and Hooves Day together,’ he thought, settling down for a serious think. ‘I have to do something special. Berry needs to know how important he is to me. What can I give him?’

The pegasus thought long and hard about it. That was his intention, but with each moment spent trying to think about what to get Berry he was hyper-aware of time passing. Each second spent thinking was a second closer to Hearts and Hooves Day and he still hadn’t gotten Berry anything!

“Gotta think,” he groaned. He let his head fall down limply, hanging off the cloud. He watched the ponies doing whatever the heck they were doing, not paying it much mind. A twinge of jealously shot through him as he saw a couple stop to kiss, openly! How come they got to do that, when he and Berry had to be so secretive about it?

‘Because I’m not ready for thatyet, stupid,’ he scolded himself. They weren’t open, not even with their friends, sans Applejack. It was because of his own inability to be open about it that none of them knew, at least, none of his friends who hadn’t found them in the middle of sex.

If he had been Berry, there would have been a light bulb suddenly glowing above his head. Blitz’s eyes widened as an idea navigated its way to the forefront of his brain.

“Booyah!” A few ponies looked up, wondering who was shouting.

‘I can give him something he wants more than anything!’ Rainbow Blitz thought triumphantly. ‘And show him how much I love him! Oh yeah, I am awesome!’

Elusive had just finished reorganising a decorative display of fabrics, blown about the store by Blitz’s departure, when a gust of wind sent them flying again. Unlike most gusts of wind, this one also crashed against one of his mannequins. A strip of satin fluttered down, landing on Elusive’s horn as he glared at Rainbow Blitz.

“Forget something?” he asked icily.

Blitz sat up, blinking away the little birdies circling his head. “Are you busy tomorrow night?” he blurted.

Elusive stopped in the act of lifting the satin free. He stared at Blitz for a few seconds. “I think,” he said slowly. “You must have hit your head much harder than usual. The wall isn’t dented, is it?”

“No, dude, seriously, are you busy?” Blitz repeated, shoving the mannequin off with a scowl. He brushed himself off, looking at Elusive intensely.

“Well, while I am of course very flattered,” the designer began, his tone gentle. “I am afraid that despite popular opinion I do not, for all my flamboyancy, swing in that particular direction-”

Rainbow Blitz glared, cutting him off. “Not like that! Ew! Just answer the question.”

Frowning for a moment as he contemplated whether or not to take that ‘ew’ as an insult, Elusive decided this encounter was best dealt with as swiftly as possible.

“I don’t believe I have any plans. As romantic a day as tomorrow is, I’ve no particular mares to whom I am attached. Why?” he asked.

“What about the others?” Blitz asked urgently.

Faintly annoyed at this odd line of questioning, Elusive gave the answers he had. He made a point of keeping up to date on his friends’ schedules, where he could, and paid particular attention to their love lives.

“None have plans, that I know of. They may have simply kept them quiet, but Butterscotch told me he’s going to be staying his cottage all day, Applejack said he has ‘no time for such silliness’ and will be working all day and, presumably, relaxing in the evening. I’m not sure Dusk even knows that Hearts and Hooves Day is tomorrow. Bubble Berry? Well, you’d know as well as I.” It was fortunate that Elusive was turned away to gather the fabrics, or he would have seen the frozen, deer-in-headlights expression. “He’s given no signs of having a special somepony, and he’s so, as you say, random, it can be hard to notice any signs. After all, he gives everypony free snacks, and showers anypony who talks to him with as much affection as possible.”

Rainbow Blitz fought down a flush in his cheeks. He had received a quite literal ‘shower of affection’ from Berry before. He also licked it up. Nothing like a belly full of affection.

“C-cool. Alright, this is really important; I need you to get all of them together, all of them, tomorrow night at…” Blitz frowned. “Somewhere we can have, like, a small party thing. Nothing big. A sort of…”

Elusive looked up sharply. His gaze penetrated Blitz. “Rainbow Blitz,” he said with a gleam in his eye. “Are you going to let us meet your special somepony?”

The pegasus fell silent. He stared off to the side, almost looking lost in thought for a few seconds.

“Yes,” he said with a confident grin. “Yes I am. And now, I need a favour from you.”

Berry whistled happily as he poured batter.

“Hi ‘Lucy!” he chirped.

Elusive paused, halfway through the kitchen door. He blinked, then shrugged.

“Hello, Berry, how are you?” Manners were never wasted, even on Berry. Especially not on Berry. Elusive hoped that one day, some of them would manage to reach his friend’s brain.

“I’m super-fantastic-terrific! How are you? I bet you’re super-duper happy, too!” Berry bounced around the kitchen, talking as he worked.

Elusive nodded. “I must say, I am in rather a good mood. I just came by to-”

“Invite me to a party! I know! I’ll be there, and that’s a promise!” the happy baker answered before he even asked.

“Ah, wonderful. It’s going to be tomorrow night; yes, I know, Hearts and Hooves Day, but none of the others have plans.” Elusive smiled. His sharp eyesight caught the pause in Berry’s bounce, at the crest of his jump, that only somepony who knew him well would notice.

“...none of the others?” Berry asked, staring down at a bowl he was stirring somewhat fiercely.

Frowning, Elusive nodded. “Yes,” he added when Berry hadn’t looked up. “Is something wrong?”

“Wrong?” The pink party pony gave him a wide grin. “What could be wrong? I’m Bubble Berry, and I’ve got baking to do!”

That was that, as far as Berry was concerned. Elusive nodded and left it that. There was something wrong, but he needed to think on it. Why would Berry react like that? There was something going on, something juicy, and it almost offended Elusive that Berry and Rainbow Blitz hadn’t told him whatever it was.

The stallion paused, blinking. ‘Berry and Blitz...why on earth did I think that? Surely they aren’t up to something.’ He pondered that for a while. It couldn’t be...no…he couldn’t believe that. Not even them. They would never be involved in something so depraved, so immoral, so disgusting! It made him shudder at the very idea, but despite everything he tried to come up with, this seemed the only possible answer.

They were planning a prank! On Hearts and Hooves Day, no less! He blew out a sigh. ‘Honestly, those two! I hope he’s not thinking about using the fabrics I lent him on that!’

Bubble Berry didn’t see Rainbow Blitz until the dawn of the next day. Quite literally, in fact. He yawned as he got the bakery ready to go. His long yawn was interrupted by a brightly contrailed pegasus bursting into the kitchen.

“Bl-” was as far as Berry got. His boyfriend’s lips captured his, and the two all but wrapped around each other. Cup Cake looked in from the front room as the messy make out noises reached her. The squat mare giggled behind a hoof and left them to it.

“Young love,” she mused to herself.

When they at last parted, with a clear “-itzy!” from Berry, their cheeks were flushed and both wore silly grins.

“Happy Hearts and Hooves Day, Berry,” Rainbow Blitz nuzzled Berry.

“Aww, happy Hearts and Hooves Day, to you too!” Berry’s answering tug was tighter, a bit tighter than usual, but Blitz endured it with a happy smile.

He grinned. “What? Thought I forgot? Not me! In fact, I’ve got something good planned!”

Berry let out a happy squeal. “Hooray! This’ll be the best! I can’t wait for it! ...What is it?” he asked a few seconds later.

“Tonight. You and me. We’re going out,” Blitz’s grin grew even wider, slipping a bottle of something sky blue into Berry’s hoof. “This is a potion with that cloud walking spell, plus some fancy ‘feather fall’ spell too. Dusk made it for me, although I didn’t tell him why.”

“Ooooh, is this the present?” Berry asked eagerly.

Blitz shook his head. “Nah, dude, you drink it. Not now!” He nearly slapped it out of Berry’s hoof in his rush to keep the pink stallion from throwing it back immediately. “When I pick you up. I know you’re busy all day with the bakery, so I’ve got it all planned out. Tonight, I’m taking you on our first date. An actual, proper, out somewhere date!”

Berry’s eyes widened, and his hug became the next best thing to overpowering. He began to emit a wordless sound of joy so high that Carrot Cake had to look in to find out why the glass screens in the counter were shaking.

“Ooh! This’ll be the best!” Berry squealed.

“So you’re free and everything?” asked Blitz, barely holding himself back from pulling Berry into another kiss.

Nodding, Berry squealed again. “Yep! I’ll be ready whenever you wanna go, I promise!”

“Awesome. I’ll meet you here at five.” Blitz leaned in, kissing Berry quickly. “Love you, Berry. See you later!”

With that the pegasus departed, zooming away from his ecstatic boyfriend. And Berry was happy, so much so that as the day wore on those ponies who came into Sugarcube Corner for a bite to eat found their own moods lifted, those that were not already high, and there wasn’t a frown in the house.

At least not until Dusk dropped by and mentioned, offhandedly, that the little party tonight sounded like it would be fun. Berry went still, two opposing promises ramming head first into each other.

“Uh, Berry?” Dusk Shine asked. He looked his friend over nervously. When Berry went still, things got complicated. “Are you okay?”

Slowly, Berry nodded. You could practically hear the gears turning in his head. He glanced out the window, looking south for a moment.

Ding!

He had an idea!

“Berry, the cupcakes are done, can you get them?” called out Carrot Cake.

“Oh, okie-dokie, I thought that was an idea!” Berry giggled. Dusk shook his head, chuckling at his friend’s antics. There really was no predicting what Bubble Berry was going to do sometimes. He called out a good bye, heading out. The last thing he heard from the store was his friend asking for his lunch break, and a teeny-tiny extension to take care of some very important business.

Hours later saw the pink pony waiting at his window, a wide-grin on his face. Customers were still coming in and out, but the Cakes had sent him off early to get ready. As much as he wanted to keep helping, Mrs. Cake had been quite firm. She was not going to be responsible for them keeping him from getting ready for his first real date with his boyfriend, especially not on Hearts and Hooves Day!

Blitz was, for once, exactly on time. His wings flared, slowly his descent as he came in for a landing. Berry caught him in a hug, and the two shared a passionate kiss. After a nearly half a minute, Blitz broke it.

“Okay, okay, as much as I love this, we have a schedule!” Blitz laughed, letting Berry nuzzle him. “Drink that potion and lets go. First stop; Cloudsdale!”

Gulping down the oddly smooth potion, Berry smacked his lips in satisfaction. He already felt lighter.

“Cloudsdale?” Berry asked.

“Yeah.” Blitz glanced out of the window, making sure nopony was looking up. “I called in a favour, got us a private stall at this real swanky place. Now quick, on my back!”

Berry giggled, climbing on. “I love it when you want me on top of you,” he murmured, running his tongue along Blitz’s ear.

“B-Berry! Not now!” whined Rainbow Blitz. He was blushing hotly, he could feel it. Checking again, and making sure Berry was holding on tight, he took off. They zipped straight up, Rainbow Blitz deciding that being seen flying off with Berry on his back on Hearts and Hooves Day wouldn’t work with their whole ‘not being out’ thing.

The flight wasn’t going to take very long, but Blitz could feel Berry getting bored within a minute. He tried to ignore the fidgeting as best he could. It wasn’t like he wasn’t used to having Berry on his back, but usually they were both focusing on...other things.

“Sooooooooo…” Berry drew the sound out for quite a while. “Where’re we going? I know we’re going to Cloudsdale, but where are we going?”

Rainbow Blitz grinned proudly. “The Astral Lounge. Its pretty much the place to go for fancy stuff in Cloudsdale, and it takes ages to get a table, much less one of their private ‘intimate’ dining rooms. But I called in a few favours. It might not help me with Wonderbolt selection, but saving the lives of the Wonderbolts and the whole ‘Element of Loyalty’ thing can have some perks.”

He was just bragging, but he couldn’t help himself. It was a great stroke of fortune that he even got to talk to Spitfire, but the Wonderbolt captain had been willing to hear him out even despite coming barging in with no warning. Blitz decided not to mention that to make up for that, he had agreed to tell the Wonderbolt about his ‘mystery date’, because that was an issue for another time.

Berry made all the right impressed sounds, yammering happily and squeezing Blitz’s just hard enough to be uncomfortable. The pegasus didn’t say anything. The sheer joy Berry gave off at the effort his lover had gone to more than made up for some slight discomfort. It made Rainbow’s heart glow with matching joy. Nothing made him happier than doing something that made Berry happy.

“‘Intimate’?” Berry asked in a lustful giggle.

“Not like that. Save it for tonight. The Astral Lounge has private rooms, we can eat without being bothered or, you know, seen,” Rainbow Blitz blushed. “Sorry, I mean, I know you still want to be public, but I’m just not…”

“Sssh.” Nuzzling his boyfriend’s neck, Berry let his hug relax but smiled against Blitz’s fur. “It’s alright. I know you’re not ready. When you are, we’ll have a super-duper-special party and I’ll tell the others all the embarrassing little stories and we’ll eat cake and they’ll know how much we love each other and it’ll be great and ooooh, Elusive is gonna wanna know about this!”

Rainbow Blitz smirked. “Yeah, he will.”

They reached Cloudsdale, and it took no time at all for Rainbow Blitz to make a stealthy landing at one of the entrances to the Astral Lounge. It was on the edge of the floating city, away from the hustle and bustle, where privacy could be guaranteed. The moment they landed on a small balcony, a serving pony opened the door for them.

“Welcome to the Astral Lounge, Sirs. Rainbow Blitz and other?” she asked. When Blitz nodded she smiled and gestured. “This way please Sirs, I’ll take you directly to your private dining room.”

Blushingly slightly under the warm gaze of the serving mare, Rainbow Blitz reached over to Berry and held out his hoof. Giggling, Berry took it. His hoof ran up, slipping around Blitz’s blue leg until the crook of their elbows met.

“Shall we, my dear?” he said in a ridiculously formal voice that made them both smile for a moment at how unBerry-like it was.

Doing this with somepony else in sight was weird and difficult, but Rainbow Blitz nodded and stood against Berry’s side as they trotted in, arm-in-arm. “Yeah, we shall.”

They descended towards Ponyville hours later, filled with good cheer. Berry had insisted he was so happy he could float down on his own, but Blitz had been firm on the point that no, that would not work for either of them. Adding that he would miss having Berry’s warmth on him the whole way home had been enough to convince the cheerful pony. Now the party stallion and his weatherpony were heading home after their first date.

Except they weren’t going home. Berry didn’t notice until he spied the green foliage of Dusk Shine’s home slash public library. The lights were still on and he could faintly hear music. He nuzzled Blitz to get his attention.

“You’re going the wrong way, silly,” he said with a chuckle.

Rainbow Blitz smirked. “Nope, I’m taking us exactly where we need to be.”

Berry cocked his head to the side. “Are you sure? I thought were gonna go home so I could giving my pretty pegasus a big, hard reward,” he murmured, lust slipping in his voice.

A shiver ran down Blitz’s back. “A-after,” he croaked. Clearing his throat, he went on, “After, dude, I promise. I got our friends to throw a party, and they’ll all be there.” He  hoped the idea their friends had organised a party without Berry didn’t upset him.

Berry just blinked. “A party. I had no idea, none at all! Nope, I never would have guessed!” he said brightly.

“Uh...okay? Well, you’ll see why I did it without telling you, trust me.” Swooping down to Dusk’s balcony, Blitz was relieved to find the window unlocked. He opened it, letting Berry go in first.

They emerged at the top of the stairs, looking down on the party. Before anypony could notice, Bubble Berry reared up, shouting, “Hooray! We’re all here!”

The others looked up, the four stallions below shouting out hellos. The main room of the library had everything they needed for a small party of six to kick back and enjoy themselves, all done as thoroughly as any Bubble Berry prepared party. The pair trotted down, smiling, although in Blitz’s case it was nervously.

“Blitz, good to see ya!” Applejack called. He stuck a mug under the nozzle of a keg and filled it with cider. “‘bout time ya showed up! Here, have a drink.”

“Uh, no thanks dude.”

Even the music stopped, the record somepony had put on screeching to a halt as they all fell into a horrified silence. Butterscotch gasped and looked like he was about to faint while Elusive summoned his fainting couch. Rainbow Blitz scowled at them all.

“Who are ya and what’ve ya’ll done with Rainbow Blitz?” Applejack demanded, only half joking.

“Oh come on! I’m not that bad! Besides, I meant that I’d have it after. I, that is, we have something to tell you first.” Ignoring Berry’s sudden intake of breath, Blitz looked over at Dusk. “Hey, egghead, you got the thing I asked you to look after for me?”

Dusk nodded, still slightly stunned by Rainbow Blitz’s refusal of cider. He levitated over a box which Blitz checked to make sure the seal hadn’t been broken on. The pegasus gave his friend an apologetic smile when Dusk saw it.

“Sorry man, I know you wouldn’t look in it since I asked you not to, but….” Shrugging weakly, Blitz held the box inside his curled wing. “Thanks for coming, everypony. This is probably- no, this is definitely the most important thing I’ve ever had to tell you.”

They were all looking at him, surprised and attentive at his serious tone. Rainbow Blitz looked between them, wondering what would happen in the next few seconds. There was no backing out now, even if he wanted to...okay, so part of him did want to, the part that was irrationally afraid despite everything he knew about his friends. It was just a tiny part of him, and the warmth of the stallion next to him drowned it out.

“I’m gay.” The words slipped from his mouth with surprising ease. It was, to his amazement, hardly any effort. He didn’t even stutter. Before they could react he gently extended his wing over Berry’s neck. “And-”

“And we,” Berry took over, throwing an arm around his boyfriend’s neck. “Are going out. Happy Hearts and Hooves Day!”

Shock covered the faces on all their friends. In Applejack’s case it was more surprise that they were finally coming out as a couple. His surprise faded and he grinned up at the couple.

“I knew it!” They all turned to look at Elusive. The unicorn blushed, covering his mouth sheepishly. “Oh, my. Was that me?”

“Wait, I…” Dusk looked between Berry and Blitz. “You two are really...oh, wow! I didn’t know!”

“But apparently Elusive did!” Rainbow Blitz wasn’t sure if he should be upset or not. He rubbed a hoof against his forehead.

Elusive gave him an apologetic look. “I really am sorry darling, I didn’t mean to ruin your coming out like that. I didn’t quite know it, per se, I simply...suspected you were not quite as straight as you used to insist. Just little things, hardly anything anypony would notice.” He smiled reassuringly. “Thank you very much for telling us. I promise, it won’t change my opinion of you in the slightest. You’re still Rainbow Blitz too me.”

After a moment Blitz smiled back. “Thanks, that...that actually means a lot.” He looked at the silent Butterscotch. The yellow pegasus fidgeted, biting his lip. “So, uh...surprised?”

“O-oh, yes, I’m very surprised, very, very surprised. I, um, I didn’t have the slightest...clue…” Butterscotch faltered and trailed off as Blitz stared at him with a narrow look of suspicion. He gulped nervously.

“...you knew!” Blitz accused.

Butterscotch winced, looking away with red-tinged cheeks, but didn’t deny it. “....”

Dusk gaped. “Did everypony but me have some idea about this?” he asked weakly, looking around the room.

“Applejack,” Elusive pointed out.

The farm pony grinned. “Nope,” he mirrored his sister, chuckling. “Ah knew.” He gave Blitz a dirty grin. “Ah kinda...saw it myself. Ah heard it too. Re~eeeal loud.”

Butterscotch eeped, his blush growing and looking away while Dusk, trying to take a drink to soothe his nerves, sprayed punch across the room. Berry nearly collapsed into a fit of giggles, held up by Rainbow Blitz, who rolled his eyes at Applejack.

“Oh, I see.” Elusive winced. “I mean, I understand. Er, that must have been quite the...event, I’m sure.”

“They were so loud.” The comment would have passed unremarked save more embarrassment on Blitz’s part, if Applejack had said it. Everypony slowly looked at Butterscotch, who froze. “...I...I said that out loud...d-didn’t I?”

Rainbow Blitz twitched. “When…”

Berry’s eyes widened, gasping. “Oh! The window! Blitzy, we left the window open after we had our little game the other day, remember? Right after you talked to him!” He grinned widely and bounced over to Butterscotch. “I’m right, right? I thought I saw something, but I thought it was a balloon, or a renegade Breezie who doesn’t play by the rules but gets the job done!”

“...y-yes..” Butterscotch looked like he was trying to sink into the floor. “I-I’m sorry…”

Rainbow Blitz trotted over, using his wing to tilt Butterscotch’s face up. Though both were blushing, he affected a casual, nonchalant attitude. “Butters, get up. You didn’t mean to, and if you did accidentally see, that means you were the one who closed the window. So, thanks. This is a party, right? Stop hiding down there and let’s celebrate this whole ‘coming out’ thing, okay?”

Slowly, Butterscotch stood up. He suddenly wrapped his hooves around Blitz in a hug. “Thank you for telling us,” he said quietly. Letting go, he stepped back. “I didn’t like not telling you I knew.”

“Well, now you all know!” Berry cheered, throwing his hooves into the air. The music began again, although nopony had touched the record. “It’s time to party everypony! Come on Blitzy!”

As Berry pulled Blitz over to a empty area to dance, their friends laughed at the exaggerated look of reluctance on his face. After a few seconds he remembered the box, which had the gift in it. The others were getting back into the party, although Dusk was still pouting over being the only one who didn’t have the slightest hint about it.

Blitz quietly pulled Berry off to the side after a few minutes, taking out the box.

“I meant to give to you after telling them, but, you know, got kinda...distracted.” Opening the box, Rainbow Blitz pulled out loop of cloth. It matched the blue of his coat perfectly. A circular tag with his lightning-and-cloud cutie mark was sewn into it, and he demonstrated its elastic properties by stretching it wide enough to fit past Berry’s head. He focused on getting it straight, the cutie mark tag on the front as the soft, velvet-like elastic neck band tightened enough not to fall down. He stepped back, cheeks red. “Happy Hearts and Hooves D-”

Before he could finish Berry pulled him into a kiss. The pegasus whimpered as he felt Berry’s tongue slipping in, trembling at the passionate kiss. After a minute of making out, Berry pulled back. He grinned wide as ever.

“I love it! It’s your colour! And-” Berry began to ramble in delight, only cutting himself off when Blitz dropped the box and something else fell out. It looked like exactly what Rainbow Blitz had just given him, except it was the same perfect pink of Berry’s coat. He picked it up and turned it around, his grin somehow getting even bigger when he came to his cutie mark on a tag, just like Blitz’s had been. “And somepony got a little something for himself…”

Rainbow Blitz blushed, looking at the wall next to them in embarrassment. “I just thought it would be nice to, you know, have a..set. So when we come out publicly, we can...show it.”

“Awwww.”

Blitz and Berry both looked back to the rest of the room, finding the ‘aw’ had come from...apparently every single one of their friends. Who were watching them.

“Ya started makin’ out an’ being all mushy, what did ya expect?” Applejack pointed out, chuckling at Blitz’s mortified expression. He grinned. “Y’all just look so cute like that.”

“Berry, put it on him, go on,” Elusive pleaded. “It’s just the most adorable thing ever. Oh, Rainbow Blitz, I never knew you were so romantic!” Butterscotch nodded in silent agreement.

“It does seem rather unusually ‘mushy’ of you. Perhaps you’ll try a bouquet of flowers next,” Dusk teased.

Rainbow Blitz fixed them with a scowl. His expression lightened as Berry began to slip the pink neck band over his head. Aware now of the others watching, he forced himself to press his lips against Berry’s for a moment. This was important. He was proving to them - and himself - that he was could this.

The pair of lovers parted, and their friends cheered again.

“Right, let’s party!” Berry cheered with them.

Applejack clapped Blitz on the shoulder as they pair came back to the rest of the group. “Looks like yer makin’ up for spendin’ Hearts an’ Hooves away from yer boyfriend here,” He said with a grin, shoving another mug towards each them both a moment later.

“Huh?” Blitz looked confused. “We were-”

“Woo! Party time!” Berry interrupted. He pushed Blitz’s mug into his face.

Shaking his head in amusement, Blitz took a gulp and decided that it really was time to party.

Rainbow Blitz and Berry staggered back into Sugarcube Corner when the night had just become morning. They still wore their neck bands, nuzzling each other in the comfort of the darkness on their way back to Berry’s home.

“Best party ever,” Blitz mumbled. He yawned and nuzzled Berry again as they quietly trotted up the stairs to Berry’s room.

Berry giggled, nodding. “It was great,” he agreed.

“Almost as good as if you helped them,” joked Rainbow Blitz. “But no, you were too busy with me. Having a date.” He savoured the word.

This time, Berry’s giggle was a bit nervous. They were approaching his room’s door now. “Yep! I was with you the who~ooole time. You and me, on a date, just us, and I was there, yep, I was totally there the whole time!”

Blitz paused at the door, giving his boyfriend an odd look. “Uh, yeah, I know, I was there too dude.” He pushed the door open.

“Yeah, but, uh, thing is…” Berry began.

“I was with them, too!”  Berry finished.

Rainbow Blitz blinked. He stared at Berry. The pink pony in front of him grinned widely. Slowly, uncertainly, Blitz looked to his side. The pink pony next to him grinned at him, a bit nervously, there as well.

“What.”

Berry - the one next to him, wearing the neck band - ushered him into the room, closing the door behind them. “We~eeeeell, Dusky invited me to the party tonight, and I didn’t think we were doing anything but then you came and wanted to go on a date!” Berry explained.

“He couldn’t just say no!” The other Berry said, both now flanking the confused pegasus. “So he needed to be at both!

“And it was reeeeeeeeeeally hard to decide, but I thought if maybe I made just one clone, and spent my whole lunch break focusing on making him just right, it would be fine!” The first Berry grinned. “Hope you don’t mind!”

Rainbow Blitz, after a minute to get his brain working again, groaned and rubbed his head. “Okay, you-” He pointed at the Berry wearing the neckband. “—are Berry. And you-” He pointed at the other. “—are Bubble. Got it?”

They nodded cheerfully, heads bobbing up and down in-sync. Watching them for a few seconds made Blitz feel dizzy.

“Berry, just to be sure, you’re the original?” he asked.

Berry beamed. “Of course! I couldn’t not go with you on our very first date.”

“Was it fun?” asked Bubble. He tilted his head to the city, smiling curiously.

“Uh-huh! We had sat together in a fancy room and held hooves and kissed and the waiter came in when we were making out and Blitzy looked so cute with his cheeks all red-” The original party pony began to tell the whole story for the date his double had missed.

Blitz groaned. “This is...I’m not even su-”

Lips pressed against his, a kiss the pegasus immediately returned. He let the soothing, familiar act of kissing his boyfriend calm him, although something about the kiss was different. It wasn’t quite the same as it usually was…

They parted, panting, and Berry took over from his double by sealing his lips to Rainbow’s.

“You’re a really good kisser!” Bubble exclaimed with a giggle. “I wanna do it again!”

Berry pulled his mouth from Blitz’s, and with a wave he gestured for Bubble to do exactly that. Sucking in a breath, Rainbow Blitz opened his mouth to ask for a quick break and an explanation. He did not get that far, finding the copy’s tongue running over his before he got a word out. Berry and Bubble stood just in front of him, one on each side, with Rainbow’s head tilted towards Bubble. Each pink pony slipped an arm around Blitz, and when one kiss ended, the pegasus was tugged forward and his head turned for the other to kiss him.

It was an unrelenting make-out attack. Going from pony to pony, Rainbow Blitz could not catch his breath, or gather his thoughts. He let out a little moan into Berry’s mouth before Bubble took over, the constant kissing stirring Blitz’s arousal into life. He still had questions, but he could not deny that this was incredibly erotic. Two Bubble Berrys, with amorous intent, and now he saw that each time they swapped they made a step towards the bed.

‘Gonna take a while to get there like this,’ he thought as he sucked on Berry’s tongue. ‘I don’t mind.’

Halfway there, as his boyfriends held him and besieged him, Rainbow Blitz realised a problem. He might be kissing, but he was doing nothing else. His front held up by them, he was free to slip his hooves down. Given their size, the waiting cocks were easy to find. He wrapped a fetlock around each, giving them a pump that made the pony kissing him moan and the pony waiting to kiss him pant.

“I think Itsy-Blitzy is getting into it,” Berry giggled. He returned the favour, reaching down to tease his boyfriend. “Awww, look at his little winkie, it’s all hard.”

Bubble broke the kiss as his flank hit the edge of Berry’s bed. “Oooh, I wanna see! I wanna see!” Bubble dropped down, his dick slipping from Blitz’s hold and bouncing in the air. “Where is it?”

It throbbed, pleasure shooting through Rainbow Blitz with each word and Berry’s giggle in response. Before he knew it, Berry had turned, his formidable earth pony strength making it easy for him to place Blitz on the edge of the bed. His legs hanging off the edge, Blitz stared down at his boyfriend and the clone as they spread his hooves and looked at his crotch.

“Right here!” Berry stroked it gently, cooing. “Who's a hard little cock? You are!”

“B-Berry!” panted Blitz, arching his back and pushing into the touch.

Berry looked up with a sly little grin. “Aww, does somepony like having his little weewee played with?” His voice gained the hot, sultry edge it only got for his lover. “Or is it the embarrassment, ‘cause it’s so tiny, and my sweet Itsy-Blitzy likes it when I tease him for it?”

Bubble poked it, perking up at the moan from Blitz. “Wow! It’s super-small!” He looked down, pulling his own up so it was in view, with a frown. “...are you sure that’s a penis? It doesn’t look like ours.”

A flush of humiliation ran through Blitz and his cock twitched. Precum dribbled from the tip, running down into Berry’s fur. The pegasus moaned, his cheeks red.

“Well, duh, of course it’s not a penis.” Berry shook his head at Bubble, hiding a smile behind a teacher’s disapproving frown. “A penis is a cock, and cocks are big, like ours.”

Bubble nodded as he absorbed this wisdom. “Okie-dokie! What is it then?”

Berry sped his stroking up, the moans and adorable squeaks Blitz’s made when he gave it a single sharp, fast tug amongst the slower strokes delighting him. To Bubble his manner was that of a wise elder imparting immortal secrets.

“Itsy-Btlizy is like a colt, you see. He could have had a penis, but it never grew up and just stayed like this. He has a little peepee, a winkie, a widdle toy down here he likes to play with,” Berry explained with a smile. He planted a delicate kiss on the tip, gathering the precum up. “But you know the best thing about toys? You let others play with them.”

With each of the mocking names for his dick Berry uttered, Rainbow Blitz moaned. He sat there with his legs wide, letting the pair of pink party ponies play with his peepee, not resisting in the slightest. It was humiliating and degrading, and he fucking loved it. Every reaction to Berry’s strokes, his teasing flicks of the tip of his tail over the aching little shaft, made Blitz feel like a puppet with his strings being pulled, each pull giving him incredible pleasure.

“Itsy-Blitzy is having a lot of fun,” Bubble observed as he ran his hoof over Blitz's balls. “But we’re doing all the work.”

And just like that, there was nothing touching Blitz. He panted in confusion, looking down at the devious pair.

“You’re ri~iiiiiight. We’re making our little Itsy-Blitzy feel good while he just sits there. That’s not very fair,” Berry agreed. “Not even saying thank you!”

“Thank you!” blurted the pegasus immediately.

“Thank you for what?” Bubble cooed, sidling up onto the bed next to Blitz.

“T-thank you for playing with my dick.” Turning to look at Bubble, Blitz didn’t notice Berry coming up on his other side until he was pulled onto his back. He stared up at the seemingly towering ponies, biting his lip to keep a whimper from getting out.

Berry gave him an exaggeration look of disapproval. “Your what?”

“My little peepee!” His face was red beneath his fur now. “T-thank you for playing with my worthless little winky.”

“Worthless?” Bubble asked with a giggle, poking it. “Is that right?”

Blitz nodded frantically, groaning at the renewed touch. He fucking loved this. The embarrassment, the humiliation, they were addictive. “Y-yeah!”

“Tell us why, my sweet little cocksucker,” Berry cooed, leaning down. His dick pressed against Blitz’s side, leaving a trail of clear-precum across the lovely blue coat. “If you’re good and honest, we’ll let you feel what real dicks are like. Wouldn’t you love that, cutie?”

Bubble lowered his mouth near to Blitz’s ear, whispering, “Don’t you want that, to let proper cocks use you? Imagine how much fun you’ll have, bouncing up and down, squealing and moaning.”

Now both of their warm, hard cocks were pressing against Rainbow Blitz and he couldn’t deny them. Not that he could have done it before.

“I-it’s worthless because it’s small,” he whimpered, shuddering in arousal as they played with his body, hooves gliding across his fur, dicks running against his sides. “So small! It’s too tiny to make anypony feel anything!”

Berry’s hoof lingered against the underside of the little shaft, gently teasing it. “Aww, now that’s not true,” he said with a hungry look in his eyes as he beheld his boyfriend laid out before him. “I bet it could make ponies feel happy just from seeing it.”

“Mhmm,” Bubble agreed. The clone let out a laugh. “Its so funny, how small it is! It’s like a little clown. But its between your legs, where stallions have cocks.”

Rainbow Blitz jerked, his hips thrusting into the empty air, their words feeding his arousal. His wings were spread under him, and his lovers were toying with them both. Berry kept one hoof between his boyfriend’s legs and the other running across his wing, while Bubble ran the tip of his tail between Blitz’s feathers.

“Oooh, I think Itsy-Blitzy likes that. Was it how funny your winky is, or thinking about cocks?” Berry kissed Rainbow Blitz’s cheek, adding in a sultry whisper, “You love thinking about cocks, don’t you? Yours is so tiny, and it makes you feel so much better when you have a big one filling you. When mine fills you.”

“Yes! Fuck, yes!” Blitz pulled himself up, wrapping a fetlock around Berry’s cock. “St-stop teasing me! I need it, now!”

Berry’s nefarious giggle filled the room. “Sounds to me like my boyfriend is hungry.” He motioned Bubble closer, grabbing his clone’s cock and pointing it at Blitz’s face. Berry’s other hoof stroked Blitz’s mane, turning the pegasus’s head to look at the cock. “What’re you hungry for?”

Bubble’s cock was pointed right at his mouth, a bead of precum slipping from the hole to hang off it. There was nothing else Rainbow Blitz could notice with that dick and its smell, the double strength musk of Bubble Berry, dominating everything.

“Cock!” The word slipped from his mouth without thinking. “I’m hungry for cock!”’

“Good cock-hungry little sluts beg when they want to suck, Itsy-Blitzy,” Berry told him with a grin. His hoof flicked Rainbow’s little dick. “Is my sweet slut good?”

Blitz nodded, licking his lips as his desire overwhelmed him. “Yes! F-fuck, please, please let me suck your cock! I need to suck it and slurp it! Please let me drain your balls and kiss your shaft.”

Berry and Bubble shared devious looks. “Hmm, he certainly sounds like a good little cock-slut,” Bubble pointed out.

“But does he look like one?” countered Berry. From under his bed covers he pulled something. As it turned out, he pulled out four somethings. Berry held up one of the long pink stockings in front of Blitz’s, between him and Bubble’s cock. “Well? Do you wanna dress like my cock-loving bitch?”

The stockings were being pulled on before Blitz had finished nodding. While Bubble teased the pegasus Berry slipped the stockings on.

“Aww, my subby little slut is liking how cute he looks in his pretty pink stockings,” Berry cooed, watching Rainbow Blitz’s expression, grinning widely. “Aren’t you, cutie?”

“Yes! Yes Berry, I am,” Blitz moaned, writhing beneath the pair. “I so fucking am!”

Berry giggled, and Bubble panted. The heavy smell of their arousal filled the room, or at least it filled the air around Rainbow Blitz. He breathed it in, his hard little cock dribbled precum eagerly, throbbing with need.

“Sounds like Itsy-Blitzy loves all the attention,” Bubble said, leaning close, a hungry look in his eyes. This was his first time seeing such a lewd pony, and everything about Rainbow Blitz was lewd. He wanted to ravish the pegasus.

“That’s cause my cock-bitch lo~oooooves being pretty, and he loves it when he’s got a one-eyed monster staring him in the face!” cooed Berry.

Reaching over Blitz, he pulled his double closer until Bubble was standing with his cock nearly where it wanted to be. Berry reached under and flicked the big tool, giggling at the way Bubble moaned. A drop of precum flew onto Blitz’s nose as the pegasus stared at the cock that was soooo close.

“Go on, Itsy-Blitzy.” One hoof stroking Bubble’s cock, the other running through Blitz’s mane. Berry’s voice was a sultry coo as he urged them closer. “Give his cock a lovely kiss. He deserves a reward, letting us go on our date-watey. Give him- oh! Somepony is eager!”

Rainbow Blitz didn’t hear Berry’s giggle, too engrossed with the cock his lips were pressed against. He could hear Bubble moaning, a moan which pitched up when Blitz widened his lips and his tongue darted across the hole.

“M-my first kiss!” Bubble let out a breathless giggle. His hips jerked forward, sending his shaft sliding into Rainbow’s mouth. “Hehe, Itsy-Blitzy gave me my first kiss!”

“Did you hear that, slut?” The words were at odds with Berry’s tone; he delivered the line was cheerfully as any ‘happy birthday!!’ as he let go. He wasn’t needed to keep his boyfriend sucking cock. “My pretty little pegasus gave my clone his first kiss, right on his cock!”

A muffled, happy moan was Blitz’s answer. His tongue swirled around the flat head of Bubble’s cock, tracing the edges and the hole, and his lips tightened around it. A loud slurping noise filled the sex-scented room, cut off a moment later by a sudden thrust from Bubble that shoved a few inches of cock into the submissive’s mouth.

His back legs flanking Blitz’s head, his front buckling with each hungry suckle, Bubble’s tongue lolled out as he panted. His lips pursed, a loud ‘ooooh’ following the sensation of Rainbow Blitz taking more of his shaft between his lips, cheeks sucked in by the vacuum-like muzzle.

“He’s goo~ooood,” moaned Bubble. “R-really, really, go~od!” His voice rose as something hot and wet lapped at his balls.

Berry giggled, returning his tongue to licking his way from his clone’s balls, up to his butthole. As his tongue worked, his hoof spun the lid off a tub just bigger than his hoof. He dipped it in, coming up with lube that he began to spread over his cock.

Blitz’s head bobbed up and down, the delicious taste of Bubble’s cock almost the same as Berry’s. It was so odd, that Bubble tasted just a little bit different from Berry. It still made Rainbow Blitz gulped down every drop of precum as he moved his lips across the now slick surface of the veiny shaft.

“In we go! Celebratory-Hearts-&-Hooves-butt-fuck time!” Berry cheered as he pressed his cock against the tight but welcoming hole. He gave Blitz enough time to feel what was going to happen before thrusting in.

All three let out sounds of pleasure. Berry moaned, his tongue hanging out in an expression identical to Bubble’s, as Blitz’s ass squeezed and massaged his cock. The divine sensation of being filled made Itsy-Blitzy suck ever harder, his cock throbbing in time with the beat of Berry’s pounding thrusts. With the renewed, even more eager bobbing and suck from Blitz, Bubble’s first time putting his dick in anything just got better and better.

“Tighty-wighty!” Berry gasped for breath. “Oooh, your hiney is just perfect for cock, isn’t it?” He still managed to giggle despite his breathlessness as he hilted inside his lover. “No wonder you love it so much! You’re a natural cocksleeve!”

“I’ll second that!” Bubble was slumped now, his front legs giving way as the feeling of an eager, loving mouth on his cock sent waves of sensation rippling through him. “Oooh! His mouth is the best! No wonder his cock is so tiny!”

“His dinky ding-dong,” Berry corrected him. He leaned in, tongue lashing out to rim Bubble for a few seconds.

Bubble nodding, hips jerking and thrusting wildly enough that any less experienced cocksucker would have lost rhythm. Not Rainbow Blitz though; he didn’t let the perfect feeling of being filled in both ends distracted him from worshipping Bubble’s dick. Worship it he did, his tongue stroking the quivering stallionhood, tracing the veins and texture of the cock, as his cheeks pulled in and his lips milked it.

“Yeah! He doesn’t need his dinky ding-dong, ‘cause his mouth is made for cock! Why would he wanna put it in anything?” Bubble trailed off into moans. “O~oooh, feeling good! He loves it!”

Setting up his rhythm as he pounded his boyfriend’s ass, Berry matched every sound Bubble made. “Of course he does! Itsy-Blitz is the best bitch in town! His ass is made for our cocks!”

“W-w-wanna try it...b-but…” The ragged breathing made it clear why Bubble was having trouble. He was going to pop soon, and definitely in the fun way.

Berry grinned widely. He pulled out in a single smooth movement, at the same time grabbing Bubble and abruptly tugging his double with him. Their cocks slapped against each other, one glistening with saliva, the other with lube.

Blitz whined, sitting up and looking at the piled pair of ponies pitifully. “Berry,” he whimpered, licking his lips. “Why did you do that? Your cocks!”

“Awww, Itsy-Blitzy wants more dick,” teased Berry. He helped Bubble sit up, patting the panting clone on the shoulder. “Don’t worry, I just didn’t want Bubble to miss out on your fuckable little plot.”

Before either could blink, Blitz found himself staring into Berry’s face. Against his back he felt Bubble’s chest fur.

“Wha- ah!”

Rainbow Blitz and Bubble moaned together. Berry pushed down on Blitz’s shoulders, impaling the pegasus on the clone’s cock. Bubble sat against the head of the bed, his back upright and Blitz on his lap. Once Bubble had the idea, bouncing Blitz up and down, up and down, Berry placed his hooves on his double’s shoulders and slipped his back legs around Blitz.

“Let’s see what it’s like when Itsy-Blitzy tries to be like a real stallion,” cooed Berry. His rear pressing into Blitz’s lap, and when he was bounced down, Berry went down, his plot-hole aimed right at the small, precum lubed cock.

Dwarfed by the other dicks in the room, Rainbow Blitz’s immature-looking cock nevertheless found exactly where it was trying to go. The submissive athlete shuddered as it slipped right between Berry’s cheeks, poking into the hole. Berry stayed flush against him, ass to crotch, riding Bubble’s bouncing rhythm.

“Berry!” squealed Blitz, his voice raising into an effeminate squeak. “O~ooh! A-ah!”

Grinning, Berry cocked his head to the side quizzically. “Is something wrong? Come on, Blitzy, shouldn’t you be in me already?”

“I-I am!”

“Really?” Berry looked over Blitz’s head, sharing a cheeky grin with Bubble. “I can’t feel a thing. How about...now!”

Berry clenched his buttcheeks, squeezing on the small rod. He milked it with surprising skill, considering nothing much went in there. The reaction was all he had hoped for, and his smile widened at the expression of delirious pleasure on his lover’s face.

“Still not feeling anything,“ he said, letting out an ‘oh!’ of surprise when Blitz bucked up harder. “Somepony likes how teeny-tiny his eeny-weenie is, doesn’t he?” cooed Berry.

“A-ah! Grah!” Blitz felt a hoof spank his flank as he thrust up into Berry. He didn’t have much to thrust, and his boyfriend continued to feign a lack of feeling. It wasn’t much to feign, really.

Bubble let his tongue hang out, running across the back of Blitz’s neck. “He’s so tight,” he gasped. “His butt is perfect for me! He feels just right!”

The clone pumped up into Blitz, throwing himself into it with a hungry look in his eyes. The feeling of Blitz’s ass squeezing him, the well-trained muscles milking the  hard length with every thrust, was driving Bubble crazy. His breath was short and his eyes nearly feral. Nothing mattered to Bubble now except for fucking Blitz. He was enjoying the end product of months of Blitz’s ass being trained by Berry’s cock, an ass that was made to take exactly the cock that was filling it.

The constant flow of precum took away the friction, Bubble’s juices slicking the tight tunnel as it mixed with Berry’s precum and the spit that Blitz had slathered over Bubble’s cock. Their pace grew more frantic with every second, rocking the bed furiously. When Bubble approached his orgasm, and Blitz was only seconds from spurting his pathetic load into Berry’s comparatively loose ass, Berry brought it all to an end again. He jumped off, pulling Rainbow Blitz up with him.

“Awwww,” whined Bubble.

“Don’t worry, Bubble,” Berry soothed him with a hug. He sat down and sat Bubble next to him. “I just wanted this to be a special finish. We’re going to give Blitzy’s a makeover.”

“A makeover?” Giving Berry a confused look, Bubble searched around for some make-up. “Lipstick? New mane-do? Is this part of sex?”

Rainbow Blitz blinked weakly, staring at the pair as he collapsed on his stomach in front of them. He stared up at the pair of cocks that loomed above him and licked his lips. Precum dripped from both. Makeover...oh yeah...An eager grin came to Blitz’s face. He remembered a comment or two he made to Bubble Berry a few weeks ago. He sat up, licking his lips again.

Wrapping his wings around the cocks before him, the literally feather-light touch of each made them shudder and throb. Blitz could feel it, every pulsating heart-beat from his lovers. Raising the tips with his hooves, Blitz puckered his lips and leaned in.

They moaned together, a stereo of Bubble Berry’s moan. Jerking them off in time, Blitz gave Berry’s tip a slobbery, loving kiss before planting the same on Bubble. His hooves went down, over his softly tugging wings, to rub gently at the ballsacks below them.

Already so close, when Blitz began to vary the pace of his wings, one running up as the other went down, what little control the pair had was almost gone.

“Open up!” Berry panted, the order clear even in his breathy voice. “One Hearts and Hooves special...coming up!”

Blitz obeyed, his mouth dropping open and his tongue hanging out. He pulled his hooves back up, aiming them at his face. His wingjob grew faster, keeping equal pace for both, taking every sign and every warning of impending orgasm into account. Rainbow Blitz knew exactly what he wanted.

And he got exactly that. With twin howls of pleasure they came at the same time. Cum sprayed out from both cocks at the same instant, the first shots splattering across Blitz’s waiting face. He shut his eyes, trying to widen his mouth even more. Cum dripped down his muzzle, onto his tongue, before the next shot hit.

Bubble and Berry came heavy, identical loads. With each spurt they covered more of Blitz’s face in liquid love, the salty fluid dripping into his mouth, down his chin, soaking into his mane. The meager squirts from Blitz’s itsy-bits quickly vanished in the mess that dripped down onto the sheets.

“O~oooh, that was perfect!” cooed Berry, or Bubble. With his eyes shut and covered in cum, Blitz couldn’t really see. He sat there panting, licking up the dripping cum as his facial ran down into his mouth.

“It was! Happy Hearts and Hooves Day!” The other one reached over, wiping the cum from Blitz’s eyes. The cum-covered hoof was pressed against his mouth, so the pegasus dutifully licked it clean. “Good boy.”

“M-my pleasure…” Blitz mumbled faintly.

Working together, Berry and Bubble began to clean up Blitz. They gathered cum in their hooves, cum that Rainbow Blitz wasted no time cleaning up for them. Yet while the excess was gathered, they left enough to spread over Blitz’s face. He soon had what looked like quite a real facial, save for the lack of cucumber slices and the very distinctive presence of an erotic musk.

They snuggled, Blitz in the middle, none caring about the mess that had been made of the sheets. All Rainbow Blitz cared about was that he had Berry on both sides, and he loved them.

“That….was the best….” he muttered as he cuddled with them.

One of them pressed lips against the side of his neck. Not to be outdone, the other copied him. It left Blitz with a wide smile, sighing in soft pleasure as the pair showered him with kisses. The only thing better than a kiss from Bubble Berry was two kisses, at the same time.

“It was! My first time was sooooooo much fun!” Bubble, clearly, answered first. He grinned, nuzzling Blitz.

“Good thing I didn’t make more clones this time,” teased Berry, peering over at his double. “I don’t think I could share my Itsy-Blitzy with many more!”

They all laughed, taking pleasure in the afterglow of their threesome as they let their bodies rest.

“So,” Bubble spoke up a few minutes later. He gave Berry a curious look. “You made a bunch of other clones? Where are they? Imagine the fun!”

Blitz’s eyes popped open, suddenly much less relaxed, and he exchanged a look with Berry. “Uh…”

A short explanation later, a single terrified scream filled Sugarcube Corner, followed by the fearful bellow; “But I don’t wanna pop!”