Our Mother was in Porn!?

by Shakespearicles

Rating: mature
Tags: Bright Mac, Comedy, Big Macintosh, Sex, Applejack, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Pear Butter, Porn
Length: 4546

What if the only thing you had left of your parents was a sex tape? Do you... do you watch it?

After a tragic fire destroys many of their family photos, it leaves the Apple family with only their memories of their parents. Granny Smith and Applebloom head into town to see if anypony else has any photos of Bright Mac and Pear Butter. Applejack and Big Mac sift through the farmhouse ashes and discover the last visual evidence of their parents in a metal lock box: A video cassette tape.
... It's a sex tape.

A special thanks to Ashleigh Ball for one of the best audio bloopers in the show. You are a national treasure and I hope that you never EVER read this.

Tags: [ incest ]

Published 2019-11-10 18:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2019-11-10 18:40:02 UTC

Should we... should we watch it?

Fires are always tragic. Even when nopony gets hurt, fires are still a tragedy. The loss of a beautiful forest, a favorite hangout, business, or worse, one's home. Insurance can replace the structure, and furnishings. But the worst losses aside from lives, are the irreplaceable memorabilia.

The fire department was quick to respond to the call from Sweet Apple Acres and extinguished the flames before they spread too far. It only managed to burn the guest room portion of the farmhouse, which was being used for storage. It used to be their parents' room. Unfortunately, Applejack had put all of the photos of their parents into storage there, since it hurt too much to see them around the house all the time. Now they were all destroyed.

"All we have left is our memories," Applejack cried, standing with the rest of her family outside the house.

"Eeyup," Big Mac said, trying to keep the trembling from his voice.

Granny Smith didn't say anything. But she was the most broken up of all of them. No parent should have to outlive their child, and this was like losing her son all over again.

"Maybe somepony in town has photos of them!" Applebloom said, ever the optimist.

"I suppose we could ask around," Granny said.

"Big Mac and I will clean up the mess and get the house ready to be repaired," Applejack said. They went upstairs with brooms, shovels and buckets after Granny and Applebloom headed into town. They cut away the burned bits of the ceiling and walls. The wood-frame infrastructure was mostly intact and could be built over again in a few days time.

"I told you incest was a bad idea," Mac muttered as he shoveled the ash into the buckets.

"Incense!" Applejack corrected him. "And it was Rarity's idea! That and the scented candles."

"A flame is a flame. What were you even doing in the storage room?"

"Something reminded me of Dad yesterday and I came up to look at the photo album. The pile of boxes shifted and the incense candle fell into the drapes and then- it all happened so fast!"

"At least you got out in time," Mac said.

"But the pictures..." Applejack said, leaning down to the charred binding of the old photo album. What photos that weren't turned completely to ash were still burned, blistered and discolored beyond recognition.

"Bloom and Granny will find something," Mac assured her. "Either Mrs. Cake or the mayor. Somepony will find something." Mac scraped the charred back wall of the closet, knocking the wall panel loose. Behind it was a small, metal lock box. "What's this?" Applejack stopped what she was doing and came over to look.

"Granny's?" she asked. He shook his head. Their father's cutie mark was clearly etched into the top of it.

"She hasn't been up here since..." he trailed off.

"So it must be theirs!" Applejack said, lifting the box out of its cubbyhole in the wall. There was a key underneath. Applejack put the key into the lock and opened it. There was a video cassette tape on top. "It's a home video!" Big Mac picked up the tape and turned it over in his hoof to look at the cover. "One of mom's necklaces!" Applejack said, taking a string of large pink beads out of the box laying them around her neck.

"Um, AJ?" Mac tried to speak, but Applejack was too excited. She lifted out the other box in the bottom of the lock box.

"Clone a Willy?" she asked, reading the cover. She turned it over and looked at the instructions for making a mold of a stallion's penis. The bottom of the box gave out and something slid out, landing in her lap with a heavy thud. "Whoa," she gasped. It was, unmistakably, a large rubber dildo. Her mother's, she presumed. Or rather, given the nature of the kit, her father's. "Dang! That's Dad's dick!"

"AJ!" Big Mac said louder, getting her attention. She looked at him and he showed her the front cover of the video tape. It looked to be a professionally-made video box with their parents sitting on a bed with red sheets an a very alluring pose.

"Apple Knock'er Up?" she read aloud. She blinked as the concept registered in her mind. "Are you saying our mother was in porn!?"

"Looks like it," he replied. They both just stared at it for a long while.

"..."

"..."

"Should we... should we watch it?" she asked. He gave her a sideways look. "Just to, you know, see their faces? Hear their voices?" The idea of hearing his mom's beautiful voice again was almost enough to make him say yes instantly. But there was still a nagging reservation, given the context of it.

"Is this really how we want to remember them?" he asked. Applejack looked at the rest of the charred room.

"It's better than nothing at all," she said. Mac found it hard to argue amidst the ashen desolation. "Come on. I've got the old VCR in my room."

"What, right now?" he asked.

"Well we can't watch it when Applebloom gets home!" she said. He stood up to walk with her to her bedroom. She picked up the dildo and carried it with her.

"You're bringing that!?" he asked, wincing a bit.

"Yeah I- what? I'm not gonna use it! It's just- it's like having a piece of Dad," she said.

"Yeah but... that piece?"

"Hey! I'm tryin' to cope here! Gimmie a break!" she said. He just shook his head and followed her. She turned on her TV, dusted off the old VCR and took the tape out of the box, putting it into the player. Her hoof hovered at the 'play' button. "Are you ready?" she asked. He shrugged.

"I guess," he said. She pushed play and sat on the edge of her bed with him.

Cheesy porno music started to play while the screen was still black. The opening credits played across the screen.

Chiffon Cinemas

presents

APPLE KNOCK'ER UP

starring

'BIG' Macintosh

and

Apple 'BUTT-er' Jam

"You were named after Dad's porno name?" Applejack asked.

"I guess."

"Now I see why you're so popular with the mares," she said. He rolled his eyes. The scene faded in with two ponies sitting on the edge of a bed, mirroring how Applejack and Big Mac were sitting. "Oh my gosh! It's Mom and Dad!"

"Hey there," a mare's voice said off camera. "How are you two doing?"

"A little nervous," Pear Butter said.

"It's our first time doing something like this," Bright Mac said.

The sound of their parents voices made their hearts melt a little as they watched.

"On camera, you mean," the cameramare said.

"Yeah. Our first time on camera," he said.

"But we need to make some extra bits to get through the winter this year," Pear said. "That and I kinda just want to piss off my dad."

The camera zoomed in on Pear's cutie mark.

"Apple Jam, what's your cutie mark?" the cameramare asked

"It's a jar of apple jam, like my name," Pear said. "Jammed full of apple!"

"Jammed full of apple seed?" the cameramare asked. Pear giggled and nodded. The camera moved and looked at Bright's cutie mark. "And yours?"

"It's a big apple," Bright said, "Because we're from Manehattan."

"You and your sister?"

"Sister!?" Applejack and Big Mac balked in stereo.

"Eeyup," Bright said, leaning against Pear and giving her a kiss on the lips.

"But she's a pear!" Applejack said. "They ain't even related! They're lying!"

"They're acting," Mac said.

"I get why they would use fake names, and where they're from, but why lie about something like that!?"

"I'm sure there's a..." He nervously cleared his throat. "... a market for that."

"You seem nervous," the cameramare said.

"She's still a little uncomfortable with this," Bright said.

"I bet that's not the only reason why she's uncomfortable," the cameramare asked with a knowing tone. "How about you start off by showing us why?" Pear giggled and blushed, but she slowly got up off the bed and turned around to lean against the edge of it, pointing her rump at the camera. "Mac why don't you help her... get more comfortable?"

Bright Mac walked around behind her, making sure to not get in the way of the camera's view of her and he pulled her tail aside, revealing her nethers.

Applejack and Big Mac exchanged a quick glance to see if either was still watching or would object to continuing.

The camera zoomed in a bit. Just above Pear's glistening marehood was a small ring dangling from a length of string protruding from her puckered ponut. She looked like some kind of wind-up pull-string toy. AJ and Mac both tilted their heads to the side in confused focus trying to figure out what it was. Bright Mac grabbed the ring with his hoof and started to pull on it. It was attached to a long string that he slowly pulled out. Pear was moaning as he did.

After a moment, her tight pucker started to bulge and swell until it began to stretch open. Inside was a pink circle getting bigger and bigger as her ass continued to stretch wider until at last a big pink ball popped out, hanging from the string, with yet more still leading into her ass.

He kept pulling and a second ball came out, and then finally a third, leaving her empty ass hole gaping for a moment before closing again and returning to its puckered appearance. She turned and sat on the bed again and he gave the string of balls to her. She held it by the string in her teeth, the only part that wasn't in her.

Applejack and Big Mac both looked at the 'necklace' around her neck.

"Those were up Mom's ass!" Mac shrieked. AJ shook herself until they fell off and landed on the bed next to her. Mac carefully picked them up by the ring to get them off the bedding. He looked at them hanging in his hoof. "They look clean." He sniffed them. "The smell clean too." He set them back down and kept watching the video.

"Wow, those are big!" the cameramare said.

"Balls almost as big as mine," Bright said with a smug grin.

"Yeah, they have to be," Pear said. "Gotta stay nice and stretched for my 'Big' Mac," she said with a smirk.

"But 'Big' Mac isn't using that hole today, is he?" the cameramare asked.

"Eenope!" Bright said.

"Well, put them back then," the cameramare said. Pear gave them back to Bright and she turned around again, presenting her ass to the camera. Bright produced a bottle of lube stepping into the frame and added a bit to the first ball. He pressed it against her anus with his hoof. The camera moved a bit to get a better angle as Pear moaned again. Her hoof appeared between her legs and started rubbing herself as he slowly pushed the first one inside.

Big Mac watched intently as his mother's clit winked with the second ball getting pushed up her ass. Fresh juices started to dribble from her pussy, wetting the fur on her hoof as the third ball was pushed inside.

"Okay now, do the trick," Bright said. They could hear Pear breathing and grunting a little and her butt cheeks flexed. Her muscles drew the balls deeper inside her and the string started to move on its own, as her ass sucked it in like spaghetti, leaving only the ring sticking out of the center of her starfish.

"Wow, deary, that is impressive," the cameramare said. Applejack finally recognized her accent.

"That's Mrs. Cake's voice!" Applejack said.

"A tongue is a lot better than a hoof, don't 'cha know," Cupcake said off camera. Pear Butter climbed up onto the bed and rolled over onto her back, spreading her legs. Bright Mac moved in between them and started lapping away at her pussy. The camera moved closer to the scene and the TV screen filled with the back of Bright's head. Cake's blue hoof tapped him on the shoulder and he looked back for a second and moved off to the side a bit, licking Pear's pussy at an oblique angle so the camera could see the action. He licked her all over, flicking his tongue against her winking clit and plunging it deep into her pussy.

"Oh wow," Applejack said. "Dad's... really going for it."

"Eeyup," Mac agreed, his eyes never leaving the TV.

"Oh, Big Mac!" Pear moaned.

His mother or not, the mare moaning out his name in a moment of passion was having a very strong effect on the stallion watching the lewd display on the screen. He mostly didn't even notice what was happening when it did. The rest of him didn't care. Applejack, on the other hoof, did notice.

"Dang, Mac! have you no shame at all? Look at you getting all hard watching our parents have sex!" she said, pointing at his growing erection. He tried in vain to cover himself with his hooves.

"It's not m'fault! I can't help it!"

On screen, the camera panned along the stallion, showing that he, too, was getting hard with his muzzle buried in the mare's pussy. Applejack looked at the textured featured of his dick and saw that it matched perfectly with the rubber one still held in her hooves. Applejack tried to keep her eyes on the dick on the TV screen but found that she couldn't help but look over at the real thing her brother had next to her, mentally comparing them.

Applejack tried to be subtle about it, but there was nothing subtle about her holding up the dildo in front of her while she looked at her brother's dick.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"Comparing," Applejack admitted freely. "Move your hooves for a sec." She shifted closer and held out the dildo near him, shooing his hooves away. "Oh wow, yours is even bigger."

"Uh... thanks," Mac said, moving a little further away and covering himself again.

Applejack put the dildo in her lap again, holding it upright with the base of it on the bed, nestled between her thighs. She looked down at how far up it came along her belly, wondering if it was even possible for a pony to take something so big, let alone the monster her brother was sporting.

The camera panned out to look at all of both of them. "Apple Jam, why don't you give him a little suck, to get him nice and wet for you," Cupcake said to Pear from behind the camera. Pear slid off the bed and Bright sat on the edge of the mattress with his hard dick pointed straight at Pear and the camera. The camera moved over to the side to watch Pear start to suck off Bright Mac.

Her movements were a little stiff at first. She was still in that awkward place between trying to act for a porno, and the actual tender loving she was used to having with her husband. She ended up doing more of the latter, giving him gentle licks and kisses, moving her lips up and down along the side of his shaft before moving to focus her attention on his blunt tip, taking it into her mouth.

"Oh Pe-uh-er- P-pony's sake!" Bright caught himself, struggling to think as she sucked. "Oh Apple J-Jam!" Pear started sucking him deeper, shifting her stance to line herself up better. She leaned forward and stretched her jaw, taking more and more of his length. The visible bulge moved down her throat until her chin pressed against his balls.

"Holy shit, Mom!" AJ and Mac both said in stereo.

Applejack, in the heat of the moment tried to suck the dildo she was holding. Barely a few inches got in before it hit the back of her throat and she gagged, clearly not as experienced as the mare on screen. Big Mac grimaced.

"Ew- AJ! Who knows how long that's been sitting in that box!" She ignored him and put it back in her lap, shamed more by her defeat than the act itself. "... Did it taste like Mom?" he teased.

"Now how in Equestria would I even know what Mom-" Applejack started to retort, only to find him snickering at how seriously she was reacting. "Oh would you just shut up!?"

Pear Butter started gagging too and quickly backed off, getting a breath of air. Her eyes watered a little but she blinked it back and kept going, bobbing her head while her free hooves stroked his shaft and cupped his balls. They watched their mom suck dick like she invented it.

"Oh- oh AJ!" Bright Mac moaned. "You're such a naughty filly!" Pear stopped just long enough to get out a quick line.

"Ooh, Daddy's gonna have to spank me," Pear said.

Applejack's pussy winked against the dildo now firmly wedged between her thighs. She unconsciously started to grind against the base of it, while idly stroking it with her hoof.

"Oh yeah AJ! Who's your daddy!?"

"Daddy," Applejack accidentally moaned out loud. Big Mac looked over at his sister next to him, clearly rubbing herself against the replica of her father's penis.

"Seriously?" Mac said.

Applejack's eyes focused and she realized just what it was she was doing. She felt a flash of embarrassment, but her brother's huge erection for the same scene that they were watching assuaged any guilt she might've had.

"Don't shame me! You know it's that season for me!" she snapped. "Besides, you getting turned on by it, too!" she said, pointing at his dick. He rolled his eyes.

"Don't get him off yet," Cupcake said. "Save something for the main event!" Pear stopped and smiled up at Bright, and then moved to lean against the end of the bed, off to the side. Bright followed after her and mounted. "Wait, wait!" Cupcake directed. The camera was clearly set down on the floor and hoofsteps could be heard and shadows moved across the floor as the lighting in the room was moved around. The camera was picked up and started to move again, settling into a low-angle beside them.

"Alright, action!" Cupcake said with a titter. The shot focused on Bright's dick pressing against Pear's marehood. With a practiced motion he hit his mark. Both of them were plenty wet enough for him to smoothly spread the petals of her flower and penetrate her with ease. After a couple short humps he was all the way inside her, pulling back and making long, deep thrusts.

The camera moved around to in front of Pear.

"Apple Jam, how does it feel to have your brother's dick is inside you?" Cupcake asked, leading the actress.

"S- so good!" Pear moaned.

"No, you need to say the whole thing," Cupcake whispered, "We need the sound byte."

"It feels so good to have my brother's dick inside me!" she recited. The camera panned up at Bright behind her. He threw his hooves up in the air.

"I love fucking my sister!" he yelled.

"I'm your sister!" Pear moaned.

"You're my sister!"

"I'm your sister!"

"Guys, dial it back a little," Cupcake whispered.

"I'm not gonna pull out either! I'm gonna knock you up!" he said with genuine enthusiasm.

"Yes! Knock me up! Make me a mommy!" Pear moaned. "Fuck me Big Mac! Fuck Mommy!"

Big Mac was already absentmindedly stroking himself. But at that point he abandoned all pretense and spit into his hoof, clopping himself off with gusto listening to his mom moaning his name. Applejack had at least tried to be subtle about it, but now her brother was openly masturbating right beside her.

"Fuck it," Applejack muttered. She lifted herself up off the bed and her scent of her wet pussy and bedding wafted into the room. She set the replica of her father's penis under her and she lowering herself back down onto it. As she moved up and down on it her hoof rubbed her pussy in a frenzy to get herself to cum before the video ended. Big Mac's eyes flicked back and forth between his mom's pussy getting plowed on the TV, and his sister's right next to him.

In her fervor, Applejack slipped off the edge of the mattress, falling onto her hooves and having the dildo fall from her pussy. She reached back with her hooves to put it back in as she looked up from where she was laying on the floor, trying to watch the TV while she fumbled with the phallus. Big Mac could not ignore the presenting mare right in front of him, her pussy desperately winking as she struggled with the dildo in her hooves, trying to put it back in. Exasperated, and not thinking clearly, she plead for help.

"Mac, can you just put it in!?" she cried. Her brother was also not thinking clearly, his mind addled by the pheromones the mare was giving off and horny-beyond-all-reason. Given the context of the situation, it was hard to blame him for misinterpreting her request. He got off the bed and mounted her at once. "Mac! What are you-" He pushed the tip of his dick inside his sister's vagina. "I meant the dildoooHH MY GOSH!"

Applejack let out a throaty moan as he sank the length of his thick dick into his sister's warm pussy. It was so much better than the dildo. Not just that it was longer or thicker, but just the fact that it was real. The texture of a real penis was just something you really couldn't fake. The sponginess of the turgid shaft had that subtle give to it as it was made to squeeze into her tight passage. And it was warm. Warm even in her already hot oven of a foal hole. But yes, it was also bigger.

"S- so big! F-fuck!" she moaned. She abandoned her initial objections and forgot about the dildo entirely. With her hooves freed, she tried to right herself enough to look up at the TV in front of her while Mac watched over her shoulders. "Fuck it! Just make sure you pull out, okay?"

"Eeyup!" Mac said, as he started fucking his sister in rhythm with their parents on the TV. The young stallion was in bliss. Applejack had gotten to feel what it was like with her father's replica dick. And the was no equivalent for him to know what his mother might have felt like. But his sister's warm pussy wrapped snug around him was all he needed at that moment.

They watched their mother getting plowed on the TV. A bulge appeared in her abdomen every time he hilted into her. Applejack put a hoof to her belly and could feel her brother making a bigger one in her, moving beneath her hoof.

"Oh Mac! I'm gonna cum!" Pear moaned. The camera moved around behind Bright Mac, down between his hind legs. The only noise was the wet slaps oh his balls against her pussy and then her moans. Fresh wetness dripped down of his balls as he kept on fucking her.

"F-fuck! Mom's a squirter!" Mac moaned.

"Must run in the family," AJ said with a smug grin.

"Really?"

"You're about to find out!" she panted. That got him fucking her even harder.

"Oh yeah! I'm getting close!" AJ said.

"I'm getting close!" Bright Mac said. The camera zoomed in closer to the point of penetration.

"AJ, I'm gonna cum!"

"Harder, Daddy!" Pear moaned.

"AJ! I'm gonna cum!"

"Daddy!" Applejack cried out as her own orgasm hit. She pushed back harder against him as she came, feeling him pressing as deep inside her as he could go while her pussy quivered and spasmed around his broad flare, getting wider inside her.

"I'm cumming!"

Applejack looked up at the TV, seeing her dad's dick pulsing and throbbing thicker, delivering it's seed deep inside their mother. She could practically feel the warmth running through her own loins.

"AJ!" Mac cried out.

Applejack snapped back to her senses. She had backed up and pinned Big Mac's hips against the bed frame and now he was limp on her back and his dick was pulsing in time with his pounding heartbeat. The rush of warmth she was feeling was his cum spurting deep inside her.

"Mac!" she shrieked. "I told you not to cum inside me!" She tried to step away from him but his flare was still firmly wedged inside her, keeping him pressed flush against her receptive womb.

"I tried to tell you but you just pushed back on me! I couldn't move!" he said. "You have freakishly strong legs!"

"Pull it out!" she demanded.

"I can't! It's stuck!" Applejack tried to forcibly pull herself off his dick. Big Mac made a noise unbecoming of a stallion.

"Would you just wait a second!?" he yelped.

"Hey! I'm just trying not to get pregnant!"

"And I'm just trying to tell you to WAIT A SECOND!" After several seconds, Big Mac finally calmed down enough soften and pull out. Even still, his wide flare offered quite a bit of resistance, stretching her again on the way out. He pulled out of her at last with a wet 'plop', spilling a torrent of cum from her pussy as his dick swung free below them. Applejack scampered out from under him and ran down the hallway.

"Fuck fuck fuck! You had better get Sugar Belle to adopt this!" Applejack yelled from the bathroom. She turned on the water to shower thoroughly and try to get as much of him out of her as she could before it was too late.

"I hope it takes," Pear Butter said. Big Mac turned his attention back to the voice of his mom talking the TV. The sex scene had wrapped up and the movie had cut back to them on the bed again, talking to the cameramare. Pear was laying down on her side and Bright was sitting behind her, gently rubbing her belly.

"Even though it's between brother and sister?" Cupcake asked off-screen, still engaging with the role playing.

"Yeah," Bright said. "I know A.J. will be a great mom," Bright said.

"And I know you'll be a great dad," Pear said.

The screen faded to black and the tape ended. Big Mac smiled.

"Thanks, Mom."