Harmony and Heavy Metal

by jericol2

Serious business

Previous Chapter

Chrysalis stood there, news of the elements going to another world barely reaching her that day. She felt a wonderful amount of glee run through her body at the moment. She had hoped for a moment like this since the war began between the changelings and the ponies began. Although she had waited for such a moment, a thought still plagued her. 'How will I go about doing this?' As she contemplated the plan she would implement to make her dreams come true. Her adviser came at her with news of other affairs that could not top the news that had reached her only hours ago.

"QUIET!" Chrysalis yelled to get the attention of her adviser, who quickly stood at attention. "Now then, have you gotten news of the elements leaving?"

"None yet my queen." Her adviser proclaimed, holding a hoof close to his forehead in a salute. "But we can go and retrieve the information post haste."

Chrysalis just shook her head, indicating that she didn't want it. "How about you inform me of how many troops we have now?" She rose a hoof into the air in a seductive manner, her way of acting always have a silky and near unnatural movement to it.

"Well, we have our original numbers, coupled with several hundred royal guard we have possessed on our own." Her adviser said, secretly aroused by her movements. Most changelings where, due to Chrysalis having an air of flirtatiousness about her. She gave a wink to the guard, being aware of the attraction from all of her soldiers and peasants. Her adviser blushed a bit, trying to very lightly inch his face away from Chrysalises. "So that is the total count, around thirty five thousand."

"Splendid." She said, resting into the throne a bit. "When can we attack Canterlot?" She clicked her tongue a bit, forming herself into Celestia. "I want to put this form to use." With a seductive and slightly unnerving giggle, she looked to her adviser again.

He just shivered a bit, trying not to keep eye contact for long periods of time. "A-Attack Canterlot?" He asked, licking his lips in an unsure manner. "I'm not sure, it's extremely well guarded."

"I don't care, attack it anyway." She sighed, moving her body so she was resting her head and hind legs on the arm rests of the throne.

"But my que~"

"Are you questioning me you whelp?" She asked, looking to him with her piercing green eyes. Her adviser just weakly nodded, running out of the room to inform her commander. Chrysalis huffed, the breath that slipped from her lips having traces of annoyance in it. "Where will I find more loyal servants?" She pondered, relaxing her head again.

...

Eddie yawned, stretching out his arms and uncurling his fingers. He scratched his back a bit, looking to the woman beside him. Ophelia snore peacefully next to the large roadie, her slight breaths moving her hair back and forth with each inhale and exhale. Eddie smiled, kissing her on the cheek before whispering into her ear. "Morning beautiful." He said, nudging her awake.

Ophelia slowly woke up with a quite and slightly adorable yawn. He felt Eddies lips softly press against her cheek, smiling as he did so. She moved onto her back, planting a kiss onto his lips. "Morning my rock god." She replied, sitting up and stretching herself.

Eddie chuckled, not bothering to remind her that 'he was just a roadie'. He could more easily take compliments from her for some odd reason. He sat up too, hoping out of Deuce to stretch his legs. He yawned again, unaware of the six equines that observed them from not to far away.

"Oh, I think it so cute that they are together." Fluttershy said, getting a warm feeling from the two humans romancing each other.

"Yeah, just like in my romance novels." Twilight squeaked a bit, blushing due to her comparison with a slight feminine chuckle.

"It's.... Alright." Rainbow said, keeping her tone bland when she also found the two of them adorable together. But she wasn't one to admit such things.

"Daw, come on Dash, you know you think them fellers together make a cute couple." AJ nudged RD playfully. RD just pouted a bit, blushing as she looked away.

"Oh Rainbow, always trying to act so 'tough'." Rarity added, keeping her tone hush. RD mumbled something, but she didn't bother to finish.

Pinkie just let out a loud and noticeable "DAWW" That Eddie and Ophelia could easily hear.

Eddie chuckled, not being one to easily get angry over these sort of things. He turned, smirking as he shook his head with another chuckle.

All six mares blushed deeply, knowing that they had been spotted. They sort of crawled away, not wanting to see Eddies reaction. "Are they going to be okay?" Ophelia asked, giggling a bit as well.

"Yeah, their just curious is all." Eddie said, sitting right before the grill of his favorite car.

Instantly, a headbanger stumbled his way over to Eddie and Ophelia, a look of slight worry and morbid curiosity on his face. "Uh... Eddie... What's that blue thing that opened close to the camp?" His covered eyes were gleaming a bit, just as a curious child's would.

Eddie shot up into attention. "LOAD UP THE BUS! WERE HEADING TO EQUESTRIA!" He hopped back into Deuce, frightening the almost asleep again Ophelia.

"Wait. Now?" She asked in a still sleepy haze, looking to Eddie confused. "I thought you said we had like... three days or something."

"I dunno babe, but the portal is here early for some reason or another. I guess Celestia wants us there for some reason." He observed, driving over the bush the six had hid behind moment ago. The six where close by, just idly chatting as the observed the plain of grass, amps, and odd creature bones. From behind came Eddie, the roaring of his engine apparent even if he was far. "WE GOT TO GO!" He yelled, scooping up the six in both arms as Ophelia tried her hardest to steer as Eddie picked up the screaming equines.

Eddie plopped them all in the space between him and Ophelia, patting Rarity's head. He remembered she wasn't a dog and stopped, putting his hands onto the wheel again. "Eddie, where are we going?" Twilight asked, still panting due to her screaming spree.

"For you? Home." He drove off a cliff, landing close to the camp that his band stay in. A large blue vortex could be seen nearby. Large amounts of wind could be heard from the entrance, the torrent of air giving off a horrible whooshing sound. Eddie noticed his crew was already packed and ready to go, He smiled, nodding to Magus to start her up and for them to get going. Eddie drove right into the vortex, the tour bus following right behind.

"Eddie, why are you leaving so soon?" Twilight managed to say even passed the torrent of wind that cause her face to contort in a funny manner. "Why is it  the vortex is here?"

"Like I told Oph, she put the damn thing here for a reason. A reason we might see as soon as we get to the other side of this windy fucker!" He proclaimed, blasting his nitro and some KMFDM.

Several minutes of driving followed suit, Eddie worried that they had entered a dud portal. He knew Celestia was weak, but how was she able to make another portal so early? Eddie had no time to ponder any further, he just drove down the never ending trail of blue.

Soon, a light did come, alight that wasn't as bright as he had first seen. Eddie, the six, and Ophelia cocked a brow all at the same time. The light to Equestria looking a bit bleak. Eddie hit the nitro one last time, flying out of the vortex and into a maelstrom of changelings. All of them buzzing and flying about the darkened Canterlot.