Chapters All the ponies charged at Pinkie, Pinkie Pie ran as fast as her hoofs would carry her. “Why did I let that idiot see Spike before I killed her. Nothing would of happened if I killed her first. ” Pinkie thought. “She possibly knew that I killed everyone before and made that robot to kill me. ”
“Time to go to hell Pinkie!” Scootaloo was flying low blocking her only path to freedom.
Pinkie grabbed what looked to be liquid and threw it at Scootaloo. She was a robot now so water would glitch her out. Scootaloo died and Pinkie ran past her.
“SCOOTALOO! ” Rainbow Dash yelled.
Rarity blocked the path now. Pinkie did the same thing that she did to Scootaloo. But this time it splashed Rarity, Rarity shook the water off her and said “You think that just because I am a robot I can’t have water resistance.” Rarity said a big grin on her face. She shot Pinkie but missed.
Pinkie shot past her old friend.
“Oh PiNkIe PiE. ArE YoU rEaDy To dIe?” Fluttershy said insanely. Fluttershy was standing on back hoofs a chain saw was in her 2 other hoofs.
“F..Flu...tt..ershy when did you learn how to use a chain saw?” Pinkie asked nervously.
“Oh. Just a week ago.” Fluttershy said.
“But how?” Pinkie asked.
“I was going through the internet the day before you killed me and saw this video on PonyTube. It seemed to be about me or something.” Fluttershy said.
“Cool.” Pinkie Pie said.
“Yah. But now you have to die.” Fluttershy said.
“Not cool.” Pinkie said.
“It’s nothing personal. It just was what is being read off my program.” Fluttershy said.
“Oh ok. Can I go now?” Pinkie asked.
“Fine. But don’t tell Twilight. OK.” Fluttershy said.
“Ok!” Pinkie said.
Fluttershy rolled her eyes and moved out of the way. Pinkie ran past her.
“Thanks!” Pinkie yelled.
Pinkie Pie was making cupcakes at Sugarcube Corner when her friend Rainbow Dash walked in.
“Hi Pinkie! What you doing?” Rainbow Dash asked.
“Well Dashie as you can see I am making cupcakes!” Pinkie said with a smile.
“Nice. Can I try one?” Rainbow asked
“Why of course. I did not bake these for nothing!” Pinkie said.
Rainbow Dash took the cupcake from its table and ate it. She chewed it for a bit.
“Wow! Pinkie you did a good job!” Rainbow said.
“Thank you!” Pinkie said.
Rainbow Dash told Pinkie that she will be going to Wonderbolt training. Pinkie looked at Rainbow Dash.
“Hey Rainbow Dash would you like to come over tomorrow? Pinkie Pie asked.
Author's Note
Sorry for the chapter being so small.
Anyway, why do you think Pinkie wanted Dash to come to Sugarcube Corner tomorrow?
Pinkie was running away from Fluttershy when Pinkie felt somepony hovering over her. (And no it was not Twilight.) It was Rainbow Dash.
“Well well well look what we’ve got here.” Rainbow Dash said with a huge grin.
“Look Dashie I am very sorry.” Pinkie said.
“Sorry dose not bring me back to life dose it now, it also dose not fix Ponyville” Rainbow Dash said. She electrocuted Pinkie.
Pinkie woke up and saw that she was tied up.
“Guys where am I?” Pinkie Pie asked.
Author's Note
I know that the chapter is short.
I hope you like the story so far!
Pinkie was still confused by Rainbow Dash’s odd development of alicorn-ness.
“What?” Rainbow Dash asked.
“Well you are supposed to be a Pegasus NOT a unicorn. And Twilight told me that only unicorns can be alicorn.” Pinkie Pie said.
“That is not exactly true. If you make a robot then you can break the alicorn law.” Celestia said .
“Really?” Luna asked.
“No. But I really don’t care if Rainbow’s a alicorn.” Celestia said.
“Can we stop, like wasting time.” Rarity said.
“Right!” Rainbow Dash said “Time to test this thing out!” Rainbow added.
The horn glowed light bleu and she blasted Pinkie. Pinkie fell from Celestia’s magic and started to twitch a bit. Then she got up. Grabbing a knife she charged at Celestia who now was on the ground.
“NO! ” Luna and Robot Twilight yelled as Pinkie was starting to throw the knife. Robot Twilight blasted Pinkie and shot her. Twilight looked down on dead Pinkie.
“I did not know you like me that much.” Celestia said.
“You’r the princess of the sun. Without you there will be no day.” Twilight said.
“And without the sun there will be no balance between day and night.” Luna added.
“How did you guys know this?” Celestia asked.
“Well Twilight is particularly a computer and I read about the balance of day and night.” Luna said.
Twilight added “And other then the sun. You’r my mentor and teacher so...” Twilight trailed off.
That’s when a bright idea came to Twilight. She blasted and other ponybot came.
“Pinkie?” everyone said.
“Why of course. She is one of the Elements of Harmony. I just made her sane and the way she was before.” Twilight said.
“Did you fix her basement?” Rainbow asked.
“Yup. But now it’s called a party cave. That’s what Pinkie called it before.
That’s when Robot Pinkie came online. Her eyes were bleu.
“H-Hello.” Pinkie said looking at her hoofs.
“She remembers?” Rainbow asked.
Twilight nodded her head.
“Why did you re make me?” Pinkie asked.
“Because you’r our friend.” Everypony said.
“Really. Because the way you all were trying to kill me. That did not look friendly.” Pinkie said
“Oh Pinkie we were mad.” Rainbow Dash said.
“Great excuse, Rainbow Dash.” Pinkie said.
“Yah.” said Gilda.
“Are you mad at me?” Pinkie asked.
“Yes Pinkie but you’re still my friend. Through I would never forget what you did to me.” Gilda said.
Everypony laughed.
THE END
Author's Note
The original Cupcakes fan fiction came from Sergeant Sprinkles.
Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter. Twilight knew that something was off. No pony was even in Ponyville the houses were empty and even her best pony friends did not awnser when she knocked on the door it was like they all vanished. Well not all of them Pinkie Pie was skipping across the town humming to herself. When she spotted Twilight
“Do you want to make cupcakes with me?” Pinkie asked
Twilight used her Alicorn magic to read Pinkie’s mind. After her readings she knew she was next.
“That will be awesome. Just wait here. OK!” Twilight said fake excitement drilling her voice.
Twilight ran back to her cottage. She told Spike everything
“Am I going with you?” Spike asked
“It depends.” Twilight said.
“But I don’t want you to die.” Spike said.
“And I don’t want you to die ether.” Twilight said “That is why you are staying here with her.” Twilight said pointing a hoof over to a robot Twilight Sparkle. The robot looked like Twilight except it had a sparkling mane and it had black marks on one of her eyes.
“According to my calculations, Twilight Sparkle will have a 1% chance on surviving. You are practically on a suicide mission.” The robot said in a digital like voice.
“You are gonna rebuild every pony who lived in Ponyville except for Pinkie and Spike and pass on my lesson.” Twilight told the pony bot “Also. Please keep Spike safe.” Twilight said.
“OK.” The robot said.
Twilight waved Spike good bye and left. Finding Pinkie, Twilight left with her.
Author's Note
I know Twilight might not have the ability to read minds but I just wanted to keep things interesting.
Spike looked at the electrical Twilight Sparkle
“Why did you let her go?” Spike said. Sadness and anger grew (mostly anger) in his voice.
“I did not let her go, Spike. Organic Twilight Sparkle decided to go.” The robot replied. Twilight was right. Organic Twilight did make the decision but it was mostly Pinkie Pie’s fault “AND THAT IS WHY I AM GONNA GET REVENGE ON THAT PINK PONY! SOON SHE’LL REGRET FOR WHAT SHE DID TO MY FRIENDS! ” Twilight yelled.
Twilight’s horn lit up and 4 pony bots that looked like Twilight’s friends came followed by all the ponies of Ponyville and of course Gilda. Twilight turned the robots on. One by one the bots eyes opened. And then they started screaming and yelling in outrage
“Everypony!” Twilight yelled. Nopony was listening. Except for Gilda.
“EVERYPONY! TWILIGHT SPARKLE IS TALKING! ” Gilda yelled in a unnatural voice. “I can’t believe I said that.” Gilda said in a low voice.
Everyone stopped and looked at Twilight. That’s when Rainbow Dash asked “Twilight. We are gonna kill Pinkie Pie Right?”
“Yes Rainbow. Be patient.” The robot Twilight said.
“Wait what! Twilight would never do that.” Spike said.
“She gave me orders to do so. And by the way it will only be one time. It’s not like Pinkie did any better.” Twilight replied.
“But we are gonna be lower then her if we kill her.” Spike said.
“Spike. Pinkie killed organic Rarity and Twilight.” Rainbow Dash said. Rainbow had a point. But Spike did not wan’t to be a killer.
“Fine.” Spike said.
At Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie was finished baking her “cupcakes” when she heard a knock on the door. She had no idea who would be knocking on the door everypony in Ponyville is dead. And Celestia would not waste her time checking on Ponyville anyway. But she very stupidly opened the door to see all the citizens of Ponyville standing there. They all looked angry.
“H..hi gu...guys how are you doing today?” Pinkie said putting a big nervous grin on her face.
“Not so good.” Gilda said stepping up.
“Yah. You big peace of BEEF! ” Rainbow Dash yelled.
Applejack gave Rainbow a glare. Then raised a hoof it made a mechanical noise. “This is your fault!” Applejack yelled at Pinkie Pie. “I liked my life the way it was before! But now I have to be a COMPUTER and it’s all your fault!” Applejack screamed.
“Yah! You electrocuted me. And now it’s time for YOU to feel it. ALL OF IT! ” Rainbow Dash yelled. A taser came out of Rainbow’s back extending past her head and touched Pinkie’s nose. It started charging up.
“No Dashie.” Twilight said raising a hoof. Pinkie looked relieved “Wait for when I tell you.” Twilight said, Pinkie gulped.
“Guys look. I did this...” Pinkie got cut off when all the ponies looked at her. All there eyes where red and guns were coming out of they’re back. All the unicorn’s horns lit up with magic.
“Now. We would not make you die a painful death but it will not be pretty one.” All the ponies said (including Gilda).
“Yo..you can’t kill me. I am your friend.” Pinkie Pie said.
“No your not a friend Pinkie. Your a threat to all pony kind.” Rarity said.
“No...” Pinkie got cut off (again).
“KILL HER! ” Twilight shouted.
Author's Note
And yes they are still robots.
Pinkie realized that she was in Fluttershy’s cottage.
“Is anypony here?” asked Pinkie Pie.
“I am here” said Rainbow Dash.
“Oh good! Why am I tied up?” Pinkie asked
“Because you are a threat to all Pony kind. And now I must kill you.” Rainbow Dash said.
“Where is everypony else?” Pinkie Pie asked.
“Oh they are coming.” Rainbow Dash said.
Then Twilight burst in with a chocolate chain saw. It was chocolate + oreo.
“Whats going on?” asked Pinkie Pie
“Your going to die.” Twilight said.
Then, all of them became gigantic. Discord was there.
“What’s happing in here!?” Luna and Celestia asked.
“What are all of you doing here?” Pinkie asked.
“We all got a message from Fluttershy saying to come to her cottage.” Discord said.
“What why?” Pinkie asked
Rainbow Dash said nothing because there was no point.
Pinkie un tied herself and grabbed a cupcake gun and pointed it toward Discord
Then Pinkie said the magic word, “Shut up”
Discord said “OK”
That’s when Discord asked Celestia to turn him to stone. Celestia did the opposite she sent him home. Then Celestia used her alicorn magic to blast Pinkie and pin her to the wall.
“Let me go!” Pinkie yelled
A metal horn thing popped out of Rainbow’s head
“What the bloody hell is that?” Pinkie asked
“It’s the needle you put in my head. Twilight just made it a horn.” Rainbow Dash said.
Author's Note
The idea for this chapter came from _Moonshot
