Fast asleep you were in bed. The sun has long since risen, but today was your day off. You took this time to rest after a hard week’s work.
Nothing could disturb you on this day… Until you were abruptly disturbed by the loud sound of clopping hooves approaching your bedroom door. You groaned, knowing what was about to happen.
There came a knock at your door, from your boss/landlord.
“Anon, are you up. I have a very important task for you.”
You sighed, reluctantly getting out of bed. Your bedroom was little more than a closet. It had no windows. Just a simple, dull grey bed with a bear fur blanket to keep you warm.
You opened the door to meet Princess Twilight Sparkle. She stood at about five ft tall, slightly bigger than most ponies you encountered, who were usually standing at about four ft tall.
“What is it Twilight?”
“I’ve just received a letter from Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. Their butts need your opinion on a matter of great importance.”
“Why would they listen to my opinion on anything?”
“Anon, it's not them you need to tell who has best butt. It's their butts themselves.”
“Are you saying their asses have a mind of their own?”
“Yes, their butts have become sentient and need to know which one of them has best butt.”
“Okay, but what can I do?”
“You can bring an alien prospective on the matter of who has best butt.”
“I guess. Do I have to travel?”
“No. They are coming here.”
“How long should I be expecting to see them and…. “ you heard the sound of approaching hooves… heavy hooves. Your eyes widen in alarm as you saw the dimensions of your bedroom expand out. “The fuck?”
Without even knocking the two royal ponies barged into the room. You now found yourself and Twilight flanked by two huge alicorns. On your left stood Princess Luna. The smallest of the two, she stood about 17.1 hands high, she was basically a shire horse. Princess Celestia stood on your right, who was basically an african elephant in terms of size, if not even bigger.
The two then turned around and presented you with their massive backsides. Luna’s rump seemed somewhat reasonable in size. Her ass was well toned and muscular. It was still considerably large since she was basically a draft horse. However, the cheeks of Celestia's rump were like two, bloated beach balls. Nonetheless both of the asses had a perfectly smooth shape to them.
The cheeks of Luna's ass began to slap against each other as they quite literally began to speak to you. “We are the Moonbutt, and we demand to know if we are the superior butt.”
You heard the sound of slapping cheeks on your right. You turned to Celestia's ass to see her slapping cheeks speak to you. “We are Sunbutt, and I demand to know if we are the superior butt.”
“We are most sorry about this!” Luna shouted.
“We too are sorry.” said Celestia, looking back at you with a remorseful look.
You heard Twilight's cheeks begin to slap each other in front of you and she suddenly turned around to show you her rump. Twilight's ass was quite large, but even Luna's was much bigger than hers.
“Oh no, my ass too has become sentient!” Twilight shouted.
Twilight uttered a deep, throaty moan as her cutie marks glowed with blinding light while she skyrocketed upward in size. You walked backward to avoid being hit by Twilight's expanding body. Her rump's cheeks bloated outward, becoming big round beach balls.
When Twilight finally stopped growing she was about the same size of Celestia.
“Fools! Anon is great friends with Twilight Sparkle, and therefore Magicbutt is best butt!”
“Nay!” bellowed Luna's ass.”Our butt is superior!”
With that Luna began to loom larger into the air.
“Sorry Anon, we cannot stop our ass!” shouted Luna.
You could only watch in horror as Luna grew upward in size to match Twilight’s size.
“I.... I.... I... I am so confused.” you said.
Suddenly, there came a blinding flash of light. You turned to see Princess Cadence, who already assumed the size of an african elephant.
“Nonsense, we are the Lovebutt and best butt!“ boomed Cadence’s ass.
With panicked eyes you looked around the room to try and find a way to escape. To your horror you found there was no escape. You were flanked on all sides by huge pony asses.
“We should take turns sitting on him.” said Moonbutt.
The other asses hummed in agreement.
You trembled in fear before their mighty butts. “Please don't crush me.” You said in a low voice, whimpering like a dog.
“No! Thou will destroy the poor little human! He needs magical protection first!” said Luna in protest.
“Please not like this!” screamed Twilight. “I wanted our first time with Anon to be romantic. Like we read a book together or something!”
“I too wanted a romantic time with Anon for our first time. As we eat cake together.” said Celestia.
“I wanted our first time to be romantic as well. When I invite him to have a threesome with me and my husband.” said Cadence.
“I wanted our first kiss while we watched the stars together.” said Luna, a single tear falling down her cheek.
“Wait… you all have feelings for me? How? I hardly even know many of you, apart from Twilight.”
All four gasped in shock.
“Anon, do you not recall when we first met?” said Twilight.
“Yeah, I came out of the Everfree Forest with a basket of carrots. You four looked like that you were about to attack me, but then I showed you the carrots, and then you all calmed down as I hand fed you them.”
“Exactly.” said Cadence. “Hand feeding a pony a carrot is the most romantic gesture one can do to a pony.”
“... Well fuck. Is there anyway I can rectify this?”
“You mean you didn’t mean it when you hand fed us?” said Twilight in a low voice.
Everyone gasped in shock. Including the asses of the princesses.
“Heresy!” their butts boomed.
With that the princesses grew even larger. Like inflating air balloons their rumps pushed toward you. You screamed as their asses closed in all around you. Your screams soon became muffled as you became smothered in soft big fat pony butt from all sides.
Even as they covered you they continued to grow into the air, without stop. Becoming mountains within seconds. A strange source of magic allowed you to see from a three-dimensional view to see their rumps towering over your puny form. The walls of your bedroom faded away into the distance as their bodies continued to grow larger and larger.
You struggled in vain against the power of pony butt. Nonetheless, you found yourself unable to resist getting an erection. This was a very sexy way to die after all. You could not breathe and you smelled fruity horse asses from all around you.
“The fiend has got an erection!” boomed Luna’s ass.
“Show him mercy!” said Luna.
The other princesses also called out for you to be spared. The butts however growled in disagreement.
“Why should the heretic be spared!” said Sunbutt.
“Because he's only been in Equestria for about a week. And we are aliens to him, you can’t expect him to fall in love with us the instant he saw us.” said Twilight.
Their asses hummed thoughtfully.
“Very well.” said Cadence.
Their asses pulled away from you by a few inches. Your head was now in the middle of a valley surrounded by great mountains of pony butts.
“Which one of us is best butt?” asked Luna’s butt.
“... I can't decide. You all have great big fat pony butts.” you said.
Their butts literally blushed at your words.
“He loves our butts equally!” said Lovebutt.
“Your answer is satisfactory. I still think I am the most superior one, butt I'm willing to allow your personal opinion on the matter.” said Sunbutt.
“I bet you would not be saying that if our butt was bigger than the rest. But whatever.” Magicbutt said bitterly.
“Thou is so sweet. Would thou care to be smothered again with the ability to breathe this time?” said Moonbutt.
“Only if these princesses can do it on their own terms.” you said firmly.
With a flash all the princesses around you shrunk down to a more modest size. However, apart from Twilight the rest of the princesses were about the size of shire horses.
“Hopefully this never happens again.” said Twilight, trotting over to you to wrap her two front legs around your waist, bringing you into a hug. You soon precipitated the hug, placing your left hand over her upper back, and placing the other on her right buttcheek.
Luna leaned her head down over you. “Does thou want us to grow huge again?”
“Yes, unleash the power of pony butt upon me!” you shouted.
Twilight pulled back and turned around to present you her ass. The other princesses moved into position all around you. Their horns began to glow with bright light as their butts air balloon toward you.
The Butty END
