101 Ways to Fuck Pinkie Pie

I open the door to the castle’s throne room, excited for our latest session of Ogres and Oubliettes. I walk to Pinkie Pie’s throne while checking what the others were doing, Spike was setting up his dungeon master board, Big Mac was getting into character, and Discord was staring at me.

I set my backpack on the ground beside my chair and unzipped the zipper, I reach inside and was about to grab my dice set when I noticed a new book I had never seen before. I grabbed the book and looked at the cover, ‘101 Ways to Fuck Pinkie Pie.’

wat?

Where did this come from? The cover claimed it would ‘improve your sex life with Ponk.’ and somehow it was ‘Pinkie Pie tested and approved.’

How does this book know I call her ‘Ponk’ as a cute nickname? And how did it get in my bag?

I open the book and look at the first chapter, it’s named ‘All tied up’. I like the sound of tying Pinkie up. Maybe I should show this to Pinkie.

I quietly put the book back in my bag and said, “Guys, I have to go see Pinkie, sorry I'll make it up to you all later, bye,” then I started for the door.

Discord teleported in front of me and asked, “what pray tell is the reason you need to go see her for?” he winked, clearly knowing more than he let on.

“It’s relationship stuff dude, I got to go,” I said before leaving for good.

The walk to Sugarcube Corner was a long one, mostly due to the many thoughts going through my head.

Where did this book come from? What does discord know? How can it be Pinkie Pie tested and approved? Who is Velvet_Remedy? Hopefully, Pinkie will know something. More important, hopefully, she’ll want to do some of them, hehe.

I got to Sugarcube Corner and opened the door to see Pinkie running the counter.

“Pinkie, can you take a break? I need to talk to you in private,” I asked.

“Sure,” Pinkie replied, “Mrs. Cake I need to talk to Anon, ill be back in a bit.”

“Ok, ill take over,” Mrs. Cake said, then she came out front and stood at the counter.

Pinkie leads me upstairs and opened her door. We walked through it and I closed it behind us.

I sat down on her bed and put my bag to my left, and she sat on my right, close to me.

I open my bag and take the book out and show it to her and ask her about it, “Do you know anything about this?”

She looked at it with a shocked and confused face and said, “I’ve never seen this before. How can this exist? I've never approved this. You're the only person I've ever had sex with. Where did you get this book?”

“It just showed up in my backpack, I found it when I was getting my dice out for our Ogres and Oubliettes session. I think discord knows something, he winked at me when I went to leave,” I said.

I decided to open the book. Once open, I notice a yellow post-it note on the page. It was blank for a second, when a black outline of discord appeared and startled me.

“Discord, what is going on? What is this book? What are you doing?” I asked.

He replied, “this is a gift from me to you two. This book was written in another world. I hope you like it. Oh, and if you do all 101 of them, there will be a big surprise from me to you both. Good luck, and have fun.” he winked, then disappeared.

I look at Pinkie and asked, “what do you think? Should we do it?”

She looked at me and smiled slyly, then kissed me, when she pulled away she simply replied, “yes.”