101 Ways to Fuck Pinkie Pie
006: A Health of Information
Previous ChapterWay number: 6
Title: A Health of Information
Written by: Velvet_Remedy
Featured fetish:
Description: have sex in a hospital.
Required items:
Optional accessories: nurse outfit.
Book text:
Have sex in a hospital, try not to get caught.
***
This is going to hurt, I thought to myself as I saw Big Mac pulling a heavily laden wagon behind him.
I didn’t acknowledge him as he passed, no, I stuck my foot under the wheel of his wagon. As the wheel crushed my foot, I had little time to contemplate the terrible decision I made before that wheel broke, causing the entire wagon to come crashing down on top of me.
I barely heard the panicked voice of Big Mac asking me something as my vision turned to black.
***
Beep.
Beep.
I slowly opened my eyes to see Big Mac in front of me talking to a nurse, asking how I was doing.
“Is he going to be alright?” Big Mac asked.
“Yes, he has a few broken bones and quite a few scratches, but he should be fine,” She replied.
Big Mac noticed I had awoken, “He's awake!”
The nurse turned to me and said, “you took a nasty hit, are you feeling ok?”
I nodded.
The nurse replied, “I was just telling Big Mac, you have a few broken bones and a lot of scraps, you’re going to need to take it easy for a while, do you have any questions before I leave you two to talk?”
I shook my head.
The nurse took that as her cue to leave, as she did, she closed the door behind her.
Big Mac looked at me and asked, “why’d you step in front of the wagon? Did you not see it or something?”
I replied, “well it’s complicated, it would be easier to explain if you could do me a favor.”
Big Mac looked at me, head tilted slightly, “what favor?”
“Go and get Pinkie, bring her here, and don’t forget my book bag from her room, please.” I asked.
Big Mac nodded and left to do this errand.
***
While Big Mac was gone, I decided to take stock of my condition. My foot was in a cast, I had bandages wrapped around a decent amount of my body. Nothing hurt too much, probably from the painkillers they gave me. I think I can still do the deed, might just need to be more careful than I originally thought.
***
I heard the door swing open wildly as my favorite pink blur sped towards me.
Wrapping me in a hug, Pinkie asked, “are you okay?”
I reply, “yes, just a little bruised up.”
“Big Mac told me what happened, why did you do it? What do you need your bag for?” She asked.
“We’re going to tell Big Mac about the book, the next one required a hospital and this was the only way I thought to get in. Probably should have told you about it, I didn’t mean to get this injured, sorry,” I said before I left her embrace.
She looked at me with a trusting smile, “okie dokie lokie.”
***
Big Mac looked at us flatly and said, “you two are crazy, but it’s not my place to judge, good luck with your endeavor.”
I look at Big Mac and say, “thanks for the help and understanding.” I hold my fist up, and he bumps it with his hoof.
Big Mac nods at Pinkie and me, then leaves the room, not before winking at me as he closes the door.
***
Later that night, after visiting hours are long past and most ponies are asleep, I hear a rustling sound from the bushes outside my room’s window. Must be Pinkie.
I hobble out of bed and open the window to let her in, to my surprise, she’s wearing a nurse outfit. Oh, my.
She carefully climbs in the window and I shut it behind her, turning towards her, I get a good look at the nurse outfit she’s wearing.
She’s wearing this cute little white hate with a little light blue heart on it with an even smaller white plus in the heart. Her rear legs are adorned with striped socks, white and light blue, that go up to just under her hip. The main piece is white with light blue stitching, a gown of sorts, front sleeves are short, torso goes all the way down her barrel ending in a skimpy frilled skirt at her rear.
My jaw falls open as I take in how hot she looks. How does adding clothes make her more sexy?
She blushes and says, “I take it you like my outfit, Rarity made it for us.”
I pick my jaw up and reply, “We’re going to need to thank her sometime, it and you look amazing.”
Her blush deepens and she says, “thanks,” in a flustered tone.
I hobble back to the bed and sit down, “I need to sit down, my foot is starting to hurt.”
Pinkie trots over and hops on the bed beside me, she looks at me and says, “well then, I’m going to need to give you a thorough examination.”
It’s my turn to blush, “why thank you, nurse.”
She giggles from being called nurse, “ok, sit right here while nurse Pinkie finds one of those stethoscopes,” she gets down and looks around the room for one, eventually finding one.
She comes back over to me and tells me to breathe in and out.
I do so as she moves the end of it around my chest and back, clearly not knowing what to listen for. She’s so cute.
“Everything sounds good, mister patient,” she says after removing the stethoscope from my back.
I ask, “what next then, nurse Pinkie?”
She mumbles something, then looks at my chart, more than likely thinking of what to do next. After a moment of silence she perks up, “yes, that is it, we need to test your kisser, needs vigorous testing, definitely.”
I smile and say in a sly tone, “if you say so, nurse, but how?”
She tells me, “lay down, I will have to test it myself.”
I lay down on the bed, and she hops up on it, then she climbs on top of me and lays down, rear by my crotch, head close to mine.
I start to get a little aroused from her being on top of me.
She says, “let’s begin the test,” and without giving me a chance to say anything, she starts kissing me. Mmm.
I stare into her eyes as we kiss. Such a wonderful marefriend.
After kissing for a bit, she stops, “I can feel your excitement, we are going to need to test that as well, get it out!” She is definitely having fun.
I do as she says, letting my member loose, it springs up slapping her wet pussy. She lets out a cute little moan from the impact and starts grinding her lips up and down my shaft.
I kiss her. She tilts her head and pokes my lips with her tongue, wanting access. I give it to her and send my tongue into her mouth in return, we both moan as the kiss deepens. Mmm.
She stops grinding my cock, lifting her rear up she tilts it back, lining her lips up with my tip. Slowly, she lowers herself down into my shaft, eliciting another moan from me. Mmmmm.
She moves her rear up and down, moaning as she breaks the kiss. Mmm.
“It seems to be working good, but to be thorough, we’re going to need to go faster, and deeper,” she said while breathing slightly heavily.
She starts going faster, her pussy practically bouncing up and down my cock.
Oh, yes. Feels so amazing.
“I love you,” I say in the heat of the moment.
She returns the favor, “I love you too.”
I kiss her again, tongue and all, tilting my head to the right as she goes left. I look down at her butt, the frills on her skirt are bouncing up and down as she rides my cock.
She moans into the kiss as I can tell we're both close to the finish line.
She speeds up, slamming her plot down on me with each pass, I moan hard as I feel my cock filling her walls deep.
I can’t last any longer, and on one particularly hard rut, I bust my nut deep within her, filling her with my seed. On the next bounce, it’s her turn as I feel her cum.
We both moan and close our eyes as we orgasm together. Mmmmmm.
After we’re both finished, she stops bouncing, leaving my cock inside her, and she takes a break, breathing heavily.
I notice someone has opened the door. Oh, fuck.
I quickly hug Pinkie to keep her from noticing, and use my one free hand to motion for them to leave. They get the hint and leave as quickly and quietly as they can. Phew, that was close.
I break the hug and look at Pinkie, she looks back. We just stare at each other for a moment in post orgasmic bliss.
I break the silence with a yawn, “you want to sleep here tonight?”
She smiles and says, “yes,” then kisses me. Mwah.
She pulls me out of her and lays to my right, cuddling up to me. She whispers, “good night,” as she lays her head on my chest and wraps her right hooves around me.
I pull my underwear up and wrap my arms around her, and whisper, “I love you, good night.”
She whispers back, “I love you too,”
Author's Note
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