101 Ways to Fuck Pinkie Pie

by Velvet_Remedy

Rating: mature
Tags: Pinkie Pie, Human, Main 6, Anon, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Porn, Sex, Fetish
Length: 6940

Pinkie Pie tested and approved!

Are you having trouble in the bedroom? Is Pinkie Pie just not cutting your cheese anymore? Are you not pleasuring her pie like you use to?

Well, I have the answer for you: 101 Ways to Fuck Pinkie Pie!

Never again will you have boring old sex, try any one of these amazing ways in this book and your sex life will grow faster than your Johnson. You will be pounding that ponk’s pussy more times than you can count.

Pinkie Pie tested and approved!

WARNING: 101 Ways to Fuck Pinkie Pie and associated parties are not responsible for any penile injuries resulting from the use of any technique in this book, nor are they responsible for any loss of life or penis. Please do not sue us. No refunds!

Published 2019-11-11 14:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2021-12-16 06:55:23 UTC

Prologue

I open the door to the castle’s throne room, excited for our latest session of Ogres and Oubliettes. I walk to Pinkie Pie’s throne while checking what the others were doing, Spike was setting up his dungeon master board, Big Mac was getting into character, and Discord was staring at me.

I set my backpack on the ground beside my chair and unzipped the zipper, I reach inside and was about to grab my dice set when I noticed a new book I had never seen before. I grabbed the book and looked at the cover, ‘101 Ways to Fuck Pinkie Pie.’

wat?

Where did this come from? The cover claimed it would ‘improve your sex life with Ponk.’ and somehow it was ‘Pinkie Pie tested and approved.’

How does this book know I call her ‘Ponk’ as a cute nickname? And how did it get in my bag?

I open the book and look at the first chapter, it’s named ‘All tied up’. I like the sound of tying Pinkie up. Maybe I should show this to Pinkie.

I quietly put the book back in my bag and said, “Guys, I have to go see Pinkie, sorry I'll make it up to you all later, bye,” then I started for the door.

Discord teleported in front of me and asked, “what pray tell is the reason you need to go see her for?” he winked, clearly knowing more than he let on.

“It’s relationship stuff dude, I got to go,” I said before leaving for good.

The walk to Sugarcube Corner was a long one, mostly due to the many thoughts going through my head.

Where did this book come from? What does discord know? How can it be Pinkie Pie tested and approved? Who is Velvet_Remedy? Hopefully, Pinkie will know something. More important, hopefully, she’ll want to do some of them, hehe.

I got to Sugarcube Corner and opened the door to see Pinkie running the counter.

“Pinkie, can you take a break? I need to talk to you in private,” I asked.

“Sure,” Pinkie replied, “Mrs. Cake I need to talk to Anon, ill be back in a bit.”

“Ok, ill take over,” Mrs. Cake said, then she came out front and stood at the counter.

Pinkie leads me upstairs and opened her door. We walked through it and I closed it behind us.

I sat down on her bed and put my bag to my left, and she sat on my right, close to me.

I open my bag and take the book out and show it to her and ask her about it, “Do you know anything about this?”

She looked at it with a shocked and confused face and said, “I’ve never seen this before. How can this exist? I've never approved this. You're the only person I've ever had sex with. Where did you get this book?”

“It just showed up in my backpack, I found it when I was getting my dice out for our Ogres and Oubliettes session. I think discord knows something, he winked at me when I went to leave,” I said.

I decided to open the book. Once open, I notice a yellow post-it note on the page. It was blank for a second, when a black outline of discord appeared and startled me.

“Discord, what is going on? What is this book? What are you doing?” I asked.

He replied, “this is a gift from me to you two. This book was written in another world. I hope you like it. Oh, and if you do all 101 of them, there will be a big surprise from me to you both. Good luck, and have fun.” he winked, then disappeared.

I look at Pinkie and asked, “what do you think? Should we do it?”

She looked at me and smiled slyly, then kissed me, when she pulled away she simply replied, “yes.”

001: Uncommon Bond

Way number: 1
Title: Uncommon Bond
Written by: Velvet_Remedy
Featured fetishes: bondage
Description: Fuck Pinkie while she is tied up with a bag gag in, a blindfold on, and earmuffs on.
Required items: rope.
Optional accessories: ball gag, ear muffs, blindfold.
Book text:

To kick off your adventure with this book, we are going to start with a favorite of mine, bondage! Bondage is the act of having restraints upon you, whether it be with rope, chains, handcuffs, etc.

Bondage is a part of a larger set of fetishes know as BDSM, for now we will not be going over what BDSM is, just know the ‘B’ stands for Bondage.

There are many ways to use bondage to spice up your sex life, for now we are going to start fairly simple. You are to tie Pinkie Pie up with rope, then fuck her. We recommend the ‘single column tie’ knot. Practice this knot some before trying it on Pinkie Pie.

You can also include option accessories such as a ball gag, ear muffs, and a blindfold. These items aren't required but add to the experience of being restrained.

Now go practice and fuck that pony.

***

I just finished my 31st knot when Pinkie Pie walked into her bedroom. I look up at her and see she has the 3 things she had left for.

“How's the knot coming along?” She asks.

“Pretty good, I think I got this ‘single column tie’ down now, it's what the book recommended, and it even has instructions on how to do it,” I reply.

“That’s good, I got the blindfold from Rarity. When I told her why I needed it, her face got red, and she told me to keep it, how generous of her,” Pinkie says.

I chuckle and say, “that was nice of her.”

Pinkie continues, “Applejack had some extra earmuffs lying around and also said I could have them after I told her why I needed them.”

I reply, “cool.”

“The ball gag was the hardest to get, there weren’t any shops that sell it in Ponyville, so I had to go to Manehatten,” Pinkie finishes.

“I’m glad your mission was a success. You ready to do this?” I ask.

She looks at me with a smile, “yes.”

I get up and walk to her bed, setting the rope down on it, I wait for her to hop on the bed. I take the stuff from her and lay it down on the bed.

Pinkie sits down on the bed facing me and holds her front legs out for me to tie. I wrap the rope around them and tighten it some, looking at Pinkie to see if it's too tight.

“That’s good,” she says.

I tie it off and motion for her to get into position. She does so laying on her chest with her head laying on the bed facing the headboard, her front legs laying back underneath her rear legs and her butt in the air as her rear legs are spread.

“How does it feel? Are you comfortable?” I ask concerned.

She replies, a bit of pressure on my chest, but I think ill manage.”

“If you’re sure, just remember, if you want to stop at any time just shake your head left to right,” I say.

She replies, “okie dokie lokie.”

I start by tieing her tail up, using a rope to pull it forward, tieing it to her mane. I then tie each of her back legs to the posts at the end of her bed. Lastly, I put the 3 items on her head she had retrieved, the blindfold, the earmuffs, and the ball gag.

When I’m done, I stand there and take in the scene of my beloved girlfriend all tied up. She sure is sexy.

I decide to do a bit of hands-on work before I get down to business. I get down on my knees behind her, I run my hands over her body, feeling her soft fur run past my fingers. Then I run my hands over her flanks, then down her back. I can feel her reaction to my touch, like her fur is standing on edge. I move my hands underneath to her soft belly. After that, I rub it as I move my hands back to her inner thighs. Before I remove my hands, I use my thumbs to sensually do circles around her teats. I hear her make a noise of pleasure to this.

I grab the base of her tail with my left hand and put my right hand on her back. I move my head in close to her and connect my lips to hers. Then I slip my tongue past my lips and deep into hers. I lapse it around inside her, enjoying the feeling of her inner walls. I can hear her moan through the gag.

I find her clit and give it a poke, then run a circle around it with my tongue. After that, I continue to explore her insides, occasionally going for the clit. She moans again, louder this time.

As I continue this, I take my right hand off her back and use it to play with her teats, gently squeezing them and rubbing them with my fingers.

I can feel her getting close, so I ramp up my tongue game, trying to get her there. I play with her clit some more and let her juices flow into my mouth.

She cums and I lick at her walls while listening to her moans. I can feel her walls convulse with pleasure. Once she is done cumming, I lick up some of the liquids inside her and pull my head away, disconnecting our lips.

I can hear her breathing heavily through her nose and decide to give her a moment to calm down before the main show.

Once I hear her breathing slow down, I go back over to her. I pull my pants down, bringing my underwear with them. My penis flings upward free of its prison, ready to go.

I bring the tip to her wet lips and press it against them. I slowly push into her, watching as inch by inch disappears inside her. Then I push inside her until her lips touch the base of my penis.

I grab her flanks and start to rhythmically pulse inside her, working it back and forth. Enjoying every moment as my penis slides in and out of her wet expanse. Oh, yeah.

I start to speed up, her moans get louder. I love the feeling of my body slamming into her soft butt.

As I continue to fuck her, I look down at her, watching as each time I pound into her she gets pushed into the mattress. I watch the ropes holding her legs spread pull on them as I push into her. I look at Pinkie’s head, noticing my pounding has loosened her earmuffs, as they are about to fall off.

I start to pound harder in an attempt to make them completely fall off. Pinkie’s soft butt makes a great cushion for me to slam into. I end up going too hard, and her ball gag comes loose alongside the earmuffs.

I hear her moan and say, “oh yes, fuck me.”

You got it.

As I continue to fuck her, I feel the pressure building within me. With every slam dunk inside her, I can feel myself get closer and closer to the edge. She cums. It’s amazing, her vaginal walls squeezing rhythmically, making her already tight pussy feel even better. This is my tipping point, she sends me over the edge in the best way, causing me to unload my semen deep within her walls. I can feel her orgasm waning, so I keep going to make it the best I can for her till it's gone. Once it’s over I slow down and pull out, shooting one last ray out of my penis, it soars through the air and plasters her pussy with my cum.

I lay down on the bed next to my girlfriend and look at her. I take the blindfold off her head.

She turns her head to look at me and says through heavy breaths, “that was amazing.”

I reply exhausted, “it was absolutely awesome.”

I lean over to her and kiss her, she lovingly kisses me back. Once the kiss is over, we both say in unison, “I love you.”

002: Sleepless in Ponyville

Way number: 2
Title: Sleepless in Ponyville
Written by: Velvet_Remedy
Featured fetish:
Description: Have sex on top of one of Pinkie’s friends while they're sleeping. If they wake up, you better hope they are up for a 3 way. Good luck.
Required items: Access to a sleeping friend’s house.
Optional accessories:
Book text:

For this one, you are going to go outside your bedroom. And into your friends! Choose one of Pinkie’s close friends and have sex while standing above their sleeping form.

You’ll probably want to figure out who is the heaviest sleeper and go with them. Also think about how you are going to get in while they are asleep, be creative.

Try not to wake them but remember to still have fun. Who knows, maybe they’ll be up for a 3 way if they wake up.

***

I ask Pinkie, “who do you think it should be?”

She replies, “it can’t be Rainbow, neither of us can stand on clouds. A shame, she’s a heavy sleeper.”

I say, “Fluttershy is a light sleeper, couldn’t be her.”

Pinkie says, “that leaves Twilight, Applejack, and Rarity.”

I say, “I think it should be Rarity, doesn’t she sleep with a blindfold on?”

Pinkie says, “yes, but how do we get into the boutique, it’s locked at night”

I ask, “what do you think of this? I will go offer to help her around the Boutique, she will probably work late into the night and when it comes time to leave ill just ask to stay the night due to being so tired.”

Pinkie answers, “it could work, but what do we do if she wakes up?”

I say, “hopefully she doesn’t wake up, but if she does, maybe she’ll want to join it?”

Pinkie replied, “that’s just wishful thinking, isn’t it?”

I answer, “maybe.”

Pinkie says, “I guess we’ll give it a shot.”

**

I get up from the couch and go over to the front door of the boutique and unlock it. I open the door and signal to Pinkie, “come inside.”

A few seconds later, she trots inside. She asks, “how long has she been in bed?”

I reply, “about 2 hours, she should be asleep by now.”

Pinkie asks, “are you sure you want to do this still?”

I answer, “yes.”

We quietly go upstairs and open Rarity’s bedroom door slowly. I look inside and see she is still sleeping. Good.

Pinkie goes in before me and silently gets on the bed, standing above Rarity. I walk over and get behind her.

Pinkie turns around, and I lean down to kiss her. We press our lips together. I stare into her beautiful blue eyes, she stares back into mine. How did I ever get a mare this amazing?

She turns her head and we make out full-on. Pinkie, you know all my buttons.

We kiss for a bit longer before she breaks it. She whispers to me, “I love you, let’s do this.”

I whisper back, “I love you too. We got this.”

Pinkie turns around, presenting her rear end to me.

I pull my shorts and underwear down and aim my penis for Pinkie’s slit.

I slot in inside Pinkie and grab her by the waist. I start slowly pumping into her, trying to get her wet before I hit it harder.

As I continue to fuck Pinkie, I look down at Rarity. She’s got her blindfold on. That’d be awesome if this turned into a 3 way.

I can feel that Pinkie is nice and wet inside, so I start fucking her harder, but not too fast. I look at Pinkie and can tell she is trying to not make noise but is having a hard time with it.

Pinkie eventually cracks, moaning loudly. Thankfully, Rarity doesn’t wake up. I continue to fuck Pinkie, but a bit more carefully. I slow down a bit.

I fuck her at a steady pace, it might take longer, but we want to be careful. It takes some time, but the amazing feeling of Pinkie’s moist pussy on my dick eventually gets me there. I cum inside Pinkie Pie, releasing my load deep in her walls, and keep going to make sure Pinkie finishes too.

I fuck Pinkie harder as her juices mix with my semen inside her. She moans again, this time quieter. Rarity turns over in her bed, facing the other way. This almost gives me a heart attack, I decided to say fuck it, we need to get done and leave.

I start fucking Pinkie as hard as I can while still being somewhat quiet. I can feel her getting closer as she moans again. Pinkie takes a bit, but she eventually cums, and boy does it feel incredible. We had done it. We had sex over top of Rarity, and she didn’t wake up. I celebrate victoriously by fucking pinkie as hard as I can while she cums to make it more enjoyable for both of us. Pinkie moans loudly as she’s cumming.

This turned out to be a mistake. After Pinkie had finished cumming, Rarity started groaning, and slowly taking off her blindfold.

003: Sweet and Elite

Way number: 3
Title: Sweet and Elite
Written by: Velvet_Remedy
Featured fetish: Threesome
Description: Have a 3 way with Rarity.
Required items:
Optional accessories:
Book text:

This one might be tricky, you need to convince Rarity to have a three-way with you.

If you chose Rarity to have sex on top of, and she woke up, maybe that's a good time to ask, good luck!

***

Rarity says, “who’s there?” She takes off her blindfold, catching us in the act.

Both me and Pinkie look at her, my dick still inside of Pinkie, I say, “this is exactly what it looks like.”

Pinkie just starts nervously laughing.

Rarity takes a few seconds, not saying anything. After what felt like ages, she finally says, “Darlings, if you’re going to have sex in my house, in my bed, while I’m in it, you could at least ask me to join in on the fun.”

Rarity smiles slyly at us, “now are we doing this or what?”

I have died and gone to heaven. This is the best day ever.

I pull my dick out of Pinkie and Pinkie goes over to Rarity, takes the blanket off her and kisses her on the lips.

Rarity stops the kiss for a second and looks at me, “darling, can you be a dear and fuck me hard?”

I pick up my mouth off the floor and reply, “your wish is my command, my lady.”

Pinkie gets on top of Rarity, making out with her, while I get behind the pair. I stand there for a second, admiring the view, both of their sexy looking pussies pressed against each other, Pinkie’s juices dripping down onto Rarity’s slit.

I got so distracted by the view that Rarity had to remind me to get to work, saying, “I’m waiting, darling.”

I step towards the pair and line up my dick with Rarity’s pussy. I press forward and revel in the feeling of her pussy sliding past my dick. Rarity’s pussy is tight, tighter than Pinkie’s.

I make it all the way inside her and start thrusting in and out, increasing my speed over time. Once I feel her pussy is nice and wet, I fuck her hard, jackhammering her hole.

I can barely think straight with how amazing this feels, Rarity’s walls sliding past my dick at speeds I’ve never done before, the slam of my body against both Rarity and Pinkie’s soft asses, the moans of the two most sexy mares I know.

I can’t take this much longer, I’m about to cum.

In a moment of pure bliss and ecstasy, both me and Rarity cum at the same time. I release my load deep within her as her walls squeeze around my dick, magnifying my pleasure immensely.

After we’ve both finished, I pull out and lay down on the bed next to Rarity, catching my breath I look over at them. They stop kissing, Rarity looks at me then whispers something in Pinkie’s ear. I can’t hear what she said, but it makes Pinkie smile.

Pinkie rolls off Rarity to the left, then Rarity rolls on top of me. She starts kissing me lightly, small pecks on the lips in short succession. After teasing me for a bit, she starts full-on making out with me. Fuck me, Rarity is hot.

I start to get hard again, this time from Rarity being so firmly pressed against me and her amazing tongue work. Once I reach full mast, Pinkie reveals what Rarity whispered to her by using her tongue and mouth to press my hard cock against Rarity’s wet lips. Pinkie moves up and down the underside of my shaft, licking and kissing it. Then Rarity enacts the final part of her plan by sliding her pussy up and down the topside of my dick.

I nearly cum then and there from the sensual overload. I don’t know how long I can last. This feels so amazing. The duality of Rarity’s pussy effortlessly sliding up and down my cock, while Pinkie tenderly runs her tongue and lips along the bottom side of my shaft.

I can’t take it anymore and burst my top, unloading my party canon all over Pinkie’s face. Rarity stops grinding on my dick, and she stops making out with me and says, “next time you want to have some fun, just ask, I’ll be sure to cum.”

Rarity slides off me with a smirk, then goes over to Pinkie pie and starts licking my load off her face.

We’ll definitely be coming back for you, Rarity.

004: Party Pooped

Way number: 4
Title: Party Pooped
Written by: Velvet_Remedy
Featured fetish: Anal
Description: Fuck Pinkie in the butt.
Required items: Lube
Optional accessories:
Book text:

Have a bit of an easy one after the last two, simply fuck Pinkie in the butt.

***

I set the dolly down outside the front door to Sugarcube Corner, my home. I walk in and head for the stairs leading to mine and Pinkie’s bedroom. Once at the top of the stairs I stop and listen to what’s going on in the bathroom, I hear Pinkie singing in the shower.

I smile and think to myself, that mare sure is something, I don’t know what I'd do without her.

I open the bathroom door and ask, “how’s the shower going?”

Pinkie responds, “Good, I’m getting all cleany weany for you.”

I reply, “that’s good, I got the lube, they were having a special, so I may have bought a 55-gallon drum of lube.”

Pinkie replies, “well at least we’ll have enough for the rest of the book, right?”

I say, “yea, you almost finished? I need help getting the lube up the stairs, it's kinda heavy.”

Pinkie says, “yea, I’ll be out in a minute, almost done.”

I reply, “ok, I’ll be in your room. I love you.”

Pinkie affectionately sings, “I love you too.”

I walk out of the bathroom and shut the door behind me, going into Pinkie’s bedroom, I wait there for her.

***

It took some time, but me and Pinkie were able to get the drum of lube up the stairs and into her bedroom. Mrs. Cake was none too thrilled about us hauling a drum of lube through her establishment, but she’ll get over it.

After getting the drum upstairs, me and Pinkie took a break by laying down in her bed.

Pinkie looks at me and asks, “are you ready?”

I answer, “yes.”

She rolls on top of me and kisses me on the lips, after the kiss is over, she excitedly says, “let’s go.”

She gets off me and lays down on the multiple towels we put down on her bed to catch the excess lube. I get up and go over to the drum of lube, pumping the handle I apply a generous amount of lube to my right hand.

The book suggested starting with a finger as a warm-up. I go back over to Pinkie and position my lubed hand behind her butt. I put my pointer finger on her butt hole and press into it. My finger slides insider her butt, after this, I slip my ring and pinky finger inside her pussy.

I start to go in and out of her, the lube really helps, her butt is tight. I get into a rhythm, fingering both her holes. As I do this I move beside her on the bed, I take my free hand and use it to hold the back of Pinkie’s head as I lean down and kiss her. She kisses back, wrapping her hooves around my neck.

I speed up my finger blasting, giving her my all as I listen to her moans. She tilts her head, and we start making out proper. I use my tongue to wrestle with hers.

I can feel as Pinkie starts to cum, I continue fingering her until I can feel it’s over. Then I pull hand fingers out of her holes and stop kissing her.

I ask, “how was that?”

Pinkie, breathing heavily, replies, “amazing.”

I ask her, “you ready for round two?”

She takes a second, saying, “yes.”

I get up and take off my pants and underwear then go over to the lube and pump some more on my hand, then lather it on my hard cock.

I go back over to Pinkie, who is laying on her back on the towels, looking up at me. I press my cock to her butt hole, applying some pressure, I get it in her. Her butt hole is really tight around my cock. I grab her by the wait and start fucking her ass slowly.

I speed up after a bit, loving how tight it is. Pinkie moans.

I start fucking her hard, slamming my cock deep in her butt. Pinkie’s moans get louder. I can feel her cum dripping out of her pussy onto my cock, mixing with the lube.

I love the feeling of her tight butt as it passes over my shaft, and the feeling of hitting her soft butt as I bottom out in her.

Pinkie cums, moaning loudly. Her butt hole squeezes tighter as she cums, setting me off, causing me to cum deep in her butt. As I’m cumming, I can feel a wave of juices flow from her pussy down onto my cock. I finish cumming. That was awesome.

I pull out of her and look at her, she’s breathing heavily. I sit down on the bed next to her.

Pinkie looks at me, saying, “I really like that book.”

I reply, “me too.”

005: Pinkie Sitting

Way number: 5
Title: Pinkie Sitting
Written by: Velvet_Remedy
Featured fetish: Cowgirl
Description: Pinkie rides Anon cowgirl style.
Required items:
Optional accessories: Cowpony hat
Book text:

Have Pinkie ride you cowgirl style.

***

“This ought-a be fun,” I say as I set the book down. I go over to the bed and start to slowly take my clothes off. I lay in the bed and look over to Pinkie.

Pinkie trots over to the bed and hops on it, then she lies on my stomach and gives me a little peck on the lips, “you're so sexy, you know that?”

I laugh, “you keep telling me that, I don’t see it. I do however see how unbelievably sexy you are,” then I plant a big ole smooch on her lips. I emphasize this by flexing my cock, so it smacks her in the pussy.

I wrap my arms around her, holding her. Then I roll us over, so I’m on top, surprising Pinkie.

“What are you doing? This isn’t what the book said,” Pinkie said.

I reply, “oh, we’ll get to that, I just wanted to do something first.”

“What?” Pinkie asks.

“This,” I say as right before I kiss her on the nose. She looked confused.

“I love you,” I say. I go in for another kiss, this time on her cheek, “I know I keep saying it,” I kiss her again, on the other cheek, “I just can’t help but let you know,” I kiss her again, this time on the forehead, “that you complete me.”

She blushes and kisses me, “I love you too.”

I pull her into a kiss and hold onto her as I flip us back over, so she is on top again.

She kisses back for a second, then stops to ask, “are you ready for the ride of your life?”

I reply, “most definitely,” then I kiss her again.

She stands up then slowly lowers her rear end, so her butt is above my rod. She puts her lips on my penis and sticks my head just inside her pussy. Then she starts to tease me by rolling her hips left to right, twisting her pussy on my tip. She does this a little longer, then stops.

She starts to ease down on my shaft, slowly taking it inside her. Once she is all the way down my shaft, she starts to slowly move up and down, rocking up and down with her hips and back legs. Her pussy feels amazing around my cock.

She starts to speed up. I love the feeling of her landing on me, all her weight coming to a stop, centered around my cock.

Pinkie moans as she speeds up immensely, riding me hard.

I say, “fuck yes, this is amazing.”

I moan as she effortlessly glides up and down my shaft with her tight pussy. Mmm, “yes.”

I start to thrust up into her as she comes down on me, ramming our bodies together in a dull but immensely satisfying thud as I bottom out inside her. We moan in unison, mmmhmm.

I grab the sides of her torso just below her front legs to help stabilize her as she rides me hard. I look into her beautiful eyes as she rides me. Man, she is hot.

I don’t have long to ponder on the thought, as I feel myself getting closer and closer with each slap of our bodies together. Looking at Pinkie’s face, I can tell she is close too.

We cum at the same time, her pussy rhythmically squeezing my cock and I shoot wave after wave of semen deep within her walls. We both moan as we cum, mmmm.

After we both finish she sits on top of me breathing heavy with my cock still in her.

I look at her, breathing heavily myself, “that felt amazing.”

She looks at me, saying, “yes, it was.”

She lifts her rear up, pulling me out of her. Then she leans down and rest on top of me. She goes to say something, but I cut her off with a kiss.

Mwah.

She kisses back for a second then stops, saying, “if that was the first 5 chapters of the book, I can't wait to read the rest of it.”

I reply, “me too, Pinkie.”

She looks at me and says, “I love you,” then kisses me.

I kiss back then stop to reply, “I love you too.”

006: A Health of Information

Way number: 6
Title: A Health of Information
Written by: Velvet_Remedy
Featured fetish:
Description: have sex in a hospital.
Required items:
Optional accessories: nurse outfit.
Book text:

Have sex in a hospital, try not to get caught.

***

This is going to hurt, I thought to myself as I saw Big Mac pulling a heavily laden wagon behind him.

I didn’t acknowledge him as he passed, no, I stuck my foot under the wheel of his wagon. As the wheel crushed my foot, I had little time to contemplate the terrible decision I made before that wheel broke, causing the entire wagon to come crashing down on top of me.

I barely heard the panicked voice of Big Mac asking me something as my vision turned to black.

***

Beep.

Beep.

I slowly opened my eyes to see Big Mac in front of me talking to a nurse, asking how I was doing.

“Is he going to be alright?” Big Mac asked.

“Yes, he has a few broken bones and quite a few scratches, but he should be fine,” She replied.

Big Mac noticed I had awoken, “He's awake!”

The nurse turned to me and said, “you took a nasty hit, are you feeling ok?”

I nodded.

The nurse replied, “I was just telling Big Mac, you have a few broken bones and a lot of scraps, you’re going to need to take it easy for a while, do you have any questions before I leave you two to talk?”

I shook my head.

The nurse took that as her cue to leave, as she did, she closed the door behind her.

Big Mac looked at me and asked, “why’d you step in front of the wagon? Did you not see it or something?”

I replied, “well it’s complicated, it would be easier to explain if you could do me a favor.”

Big Mac looked at me, head tilted slightly, “what favor?”

“Go and get Pinkie, bring her here, and don’t forget my book bag from her room, please.” I asked.

Big Mac nodded and left to do this errand.

***

While Big Mac was gone, I decided to take stock of my condition. My foot was in a cast, I had bandages wrapped around a decent amount of my body. Nothing hurt too much, probably from the painkillers they gave me. I think I can still do the deed, might just need to be more careful than I originally thought.

***

I heard the door swing open wildly as my favorite pink blur sped towards me.

Wrapping me in a hug, Pinkie asked, “are you okay?”

I reply, “yes, just a little bruised up.”

“Big Mac told me what happened, why did you do it? What do you need your bag for?” She asked.

“We’re going to tell Big Mac about the book, the next one required a hospital and this was the only way I thought to get in. Probably should have told you about it, I didn’t mean to get this injured, sorry,” I said before I left her embrace.

She looked at me with a trusting smile, “okie dokie lokie.”

***

Big Mac looked at us flatly and said, “you two are crazy, but it’s not my place to judge, good luck with your endeavor.”

I look at Big Mac and say, “thanks for the help and understanding.” I hold my fist up, and he bumps it with his hoof.

Big Mac nods at Pinkie and me, then leaves the room, not before winking at me as he closes the door.

***

Later that night, after visiting hours are long past and most ponies are asleep, I hear a rustling sound from the bushes outside my room’s window. Must be Pinkie.

I hobble out of bed and open the window to let her in, to my surprise, she’s wearing a nurse outfit. Oh, my.

She carefully climbs in the window and I shut it behind her, turning towards her, I get a good look at the nurse outfit she’s wearing.

She’s wearing this cute little white hate with a little light blue heart on it with an even smaller white plus in the heart. Her rear legs are adorned with striped socks, white and light blue, that go up to just under her hip. The main piece is white with light blue stitching, a gown of sorts, front sleeves are short, torso goes all the way down her barrel ending in a skimpy frilled skirt at her rear.

My jaw falls open as I take in how hot she looks. How does adding clothes make her more sexy?

She blushes and says, “I take it you like my outfit, Rarity made it for us.”

I pick my jaw up and reply, “We’re going to need to thank her sometime, it and you look amazing.”

Her blush deepens and she says, “thanks,” in a flustered tone.

I hobble back to the bed and sit down, “I need to sit down, my foot is starting to hurt.”

Pinkie trots over and hops on the bed beside me, she looks at me and says, “well then, I’m going to need to give you a thorough examination.”

It’s my turn to blush, “why thank you, nurse.”

She giggles from being called nurse, “ok, sit right here while nurse Pinkie finds one of those stethoscopes,” she gets down and looks around the room for one, eventually finding one.

She comes back over to me and tells me to breathe in and out.

I do so as she moves the end of it around my chest and back, clearly not knowing what to listen for. She’s so cute.

“Everything sounds good, mister patient,” she says after removing the stethoscope from my back.

I ask, “what next then, nurse Pinkie?”

She mumbles something, then looks at my chart, more than likely thinking of what to do next. After a moment of silence she perks up, “yes, that is it, we need to test your kisser, needs vigorous testing, definitely.”

I smile and say in a sly tone, “if you say so, nurse, but how?”

She tells me, “lay down, I will have to test it myself.”

I lay down on the bed, and she hops up on it, then she climbs on top of me and lays down, rear by my crotch, head close to mine.

I start to get a little aroused from her being on top of me.

She says, “let’s begin the test,” and without giving me a chance to say anything, she starts kissing me. Mmm.

I stare into her eyes as we kiss. Such a wonderful marefriend.

After kissing for a bit, she stops, “I can feel your excitement, we are going to need to test that as well, get it out!” She is definitely having fun.

I do as she says, letting my member loose, it springs up slapping her wet pussy. She lets out a cute little moan from the impact and starts grinding her lips up and down my shaft.

I kiss her. She tilts her head and pokes my lips with her tongue, wanting access. I give it to her and send my tongue into her mouth in return, we both moan as the kiss deepens. Mmm.

She stops grinding my cock, lifting her rear up she tilts it back, lining her lips up with my tip. Slowly, she lowers herself down into my shaft, eliciting another moan from me. Mmmmm.

She moves her rear up and down, moaning as she breaks the kiss. Mmm.

“It seems to be working good, but to be thorough, we’re going to need to go faster, and deeper,” she said while breathing slightly heavily.

She starts going faster, her pussy practically bouncing up and down my cock.

Oh, yes. Feels so amazing.

“I love you,” I say in the heat of the moment.

She returns the favor, “I love you too.”

I kiss her again, tongue and all, tilting my head to the right as she goes left. I look down at her butt, the frills on her skirt are bouncing up and down as she rides my cock.

She moans into the kiss as I can tell we're both close to the finish line.

She speeds up, slamming her plot down on me with each pass, I moan hard as I feel my cock filling her walls deep.

I can’t last any longer, and on one particularly hard rut, I bust my nut deep within her, filling her with my seed. On the next bounce, it’s her turn as I feel her cum.

We both moan and close our eyes as we orgasm together. Mmmmmm.

After we’re both finished, she stops bouncing, leaving my cock inside her, and she takes a break, breathing heavily.

I notice someone has opened the door. Oh, fuck.

I quickly hug Pinkie to keep her from noticing, and use my one free hand to motion for them to leave. They get the hint and leave as quickly and quietly as they can. Phew, that was close.

I break the hug and look at Pinkie, she looks back. We just stare at each other for a moment in post orgasmic bliss.

I break the silence with a yawn, “you want to sleep here tonight?”

She smiles and says, “yes,” then kisses me. Mwah.

She pulls me out of her and lays to my right, cuddling up to me. She whispers, “good night,” as she lays her head on my chest and wraps her right hooves around me.

I pull my underwear up and wrap my arms around her, and whisper, “I love you, good night.”

She whispers back, “I love you too,”

Author's Note

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