Something Peachy

by JimmyHook19

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Sex, Human, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Pear Butter, Comedy
Length: 1274

Where did this jar come from?

Some days are awkward for Jimmy, and require differing solutions. Such as a jar...

Published 2019-11-11 18:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2019-11-11 18:10:02 UTC

Pears and Power Fists

Jimmy found himself, once more in his home. His new home, of course, as we learned in a previous week. Come with me, back in time to a time several weeks ago when things got even stranger than they ever had been. Let us go, and see...

Manteo would eventually have to be rebuilt, but it remains to this day a haunted place, where the Earth does not rest easy.

You thought I was going to quote a giant chunk of a previous story, eh? Well close, but no cigar, my friend.

"Of course, my brother!"

"Why, selling cigars could be an excellent business opportunity!"

"Especially E-Cigars, of course! Ha ha ha!"

Flim and Flam, I have no idea how you two got into my house, but I want both of you to leave and take your fraudulent business with you. RIGHT. NOW.

"Good day sir!"

"Cheerio!"

Honestly, my life has got very weird indeed. Give me a moment to adjust the fire, and then we shall begin proper. By all means, sit in the comfy chair. Sit back, relax, and join me on another journey into the world that Jimmy inhabits, the mad world of Manteo, where anything can happen, and life in the world is never dull. So begins our story...

Jimmy was Jimmy. OK, that's an old joke, but anyways, he was who he was, and not somebody else, at least at the moment. When he was looking around on his newly upgraded and repaired PC (as his old one got totalled in the Great Fire of Manteo), he suddenly noticed a surge in art about a character who had only appeared in Season 7 (barring her brief appearance alongside her husband in the concluding montage of The Last Problem).

Yes indeed, the one you are thinking of. It's that one, the pony we all know. The best one of them all. The one you're thinking of, you know who it is, the one and only-

"GET ON WITH IT!"

Calm down, Cozy Glow.

"WHICH ONE?"

Katrina, what are you doing in my house? I thought you were in Kansas.

"Well, I don't think I am anymore."

"What's Kansas?"

Oh dear. Kansas is a state in the US, not too far from North Carolina. Now please shoo, the both of you.

"You're no fun."

And you're preventing me from telling the rest of the story. Now skedaddle, before I rock you.

"WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU!"

Flash, you are not Freddie Mercury. That won't work.

"That sucks."

Indeed it does. I do apologise for all that, as my life can be positively crazy some days with all these people and ponies and other things in my home.

"I'D RATHER... SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!"

(The narrator gets up, shuts the door, and sits back down.)

That's better. Now where was I?

Oh yes. Jimmy was looking at art of Pear Butter, the mother of Big Mac (not the burger), Applejack, and Apple Bloom, wife to Bright Mac, and daughter of Grand Pear, not to mention the daughter in law of Granny Smith (anybody up for some apple pie with some pear in it?), who, as we know, was initially not keen upon her.

reh ot deneppah dah tahw revo ytiralc fo kcal ehT-

Alright, who has been changing the settings on my keyboard?

"It would make things more silly!"

Of all people, it had to be Pinkie Pie. Tom ran into you once.

"He spoke to me, he didn't run into me. That'd be painful!"

Reset my keyboard. Now.

"Okie dokie lokie!"

That's better.

The lack of clarity over what had happened to her remained one of the great mysteries of the MLP setting, and had spawned many fanfiction detailing what had happened, ranging from shootouts to just plain old vanishing off to nowhere. Jimmy sighed as he looked through art of the smiling mare, with a gentle smile and a happy face. The perfect mother (and pear), well suited to the path life mapped out for her. Jimmy sighed. "If only they were still together as a family," he said. "If only the show had shown that, it would have been perfect. At least fanfiction can solve that problem."

He then noticed on the clock that it was 13:00. It was time for lunch, and he headed to his kitchen to get some sandwich. He was now residing on the bottom floor of his new residence, as somebody else lived on the top floor (something about maximising space or something like that), and went into his kitchen to grab something to put on the sandwich when he saw something odd. There was a pear jar sitting in his closet, which wasn't there before. He reached to it, only for it to spark him.

"Oh, really? Are food jars setting it off noAAAAAARGH!"

Jimmy collapsed onto the floor as his limbs began to shrink in length, arms and legs snapping backwards and hands and feet morphing into hooves. Rolling over onto his 'legs', his neck cranked back so he was looking straight ahead, when he felt a strange sensation in his body. It felt as if he was starting to swell, his chest growing in size and his hips widening, as his butt started to inflate. His legs grew in size and width like tree trunks, and his jeans tore down the seams as a tail ripped open the seat of them. Moments later, they fell to the floor as tatters of fabric. Meanwhile, his shirt was completely filled out, completely taught against his body, and then the seams began to split, the sound of ripping fabric audible for a few seconds before the shirt gave up and broke apart, falling onto the floor.

His manhood vanished and her body was suddenly covered in a coat of fur. Light orange fur. Her hair turned into a darker orange mane, which glued itself to her neck as well as falling down her head into a braid, as her ears slid up her head. Her glasses fell off as her muzzle grew, formed from a mouth and nose, along with cute little freckles appearing on her new head, and a symbol of a pear jar appeared on her flank. Thus that concluded the transformation for the former human.

A bright light filled the room, and Pear Butter suddenly found herself on the outskirts of Sweet Apple Acres. She trotted forward to see her three kids hard at work, as well as her husband. Oh well, no more time for daydreaming. It was time for work.

Author's Note

So two things to point out:

Much like before with my AU Cozy Glow TG TF back on October 14th, 2019... this too is also an AU in which Pear Butter (along with Bright Mac) are not dead and are still alive. :ajsmug:

Beginning from this story onwards, for all transformations that occur with my clothing, it will be ripped to shreds instead of piling up on me. The only exceptions will be of MLP FIM/EG Characters that wear clothing. Because.... I don't know... it just makes much more sense just for y'all to see what happens to my clothing when I transform into a Female Character (like from MLP FIM of course) that don't wear clothing all the time aside from formal occasions and other characters. Know what I mean for that? ^^; :twilightsheepish:

To close out on this note....

Here's some Fan Art of Pear Butter being cute incoming X3