What are They going to Do? Throw You in Tartarus?

by Justice3442

Rating: mature
Tags: Cozy Glow, Sex, Profanity, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Tirek, Porn, Comedy
Length: 7118

Tirek and Cozy Glow have a lot of time to kill together, in fact, it seems like they might have roughly an eternity's worth. It’s a lot of time to have some philosophical questions. It’s going to get weird. Cozy Glow is going to make it get weird.

Tirek and Cozy Glow have a lot of time to kill together, in fact, it seems like they might have roughly an eternity's worth. It’s a lot of time to have some philosophical questions. It’s lots of time to visit the moral quandaries around sex and age of consent. It’s going to get weird. Cozy Glow is going to make it get weird.

Inspired by the Villains VA Panel at Everfree Northwest and dedicated to Sunni Westbrook and Mark Acheson. Thanks for burning some choice images onto the brains of speaking room full of con-goers and forcing the people with kids present to field some mad uncomfortable questions in the future

Thanks to them and Steel Resolve and TheGreatEater for their edits and suggestions. And finally thanks to the wonderful artist Soulcentinel for their very fitting art.

Warning: No one involved in this is quite sure what the hell Cozy Glow is and she probably doesn’t know either, but that sure is one young-looking pony. Other tags include lackadaisical rape discussion and dubious consent.

Published 2019-11-12 18:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-11-12 18:50:01 UTC

Or the Dreaded "Double-Hell"?

“The hardest prison to escape is your mind!” Cozy Glow announced dramatically as she wrapped her forelegs around two of her prison bars and stared off into space with a somewhat deranged smile.

Tirek, formally LORD Tirek, Scourge of Equestria, stroked his long white beard and tilted his head. Coughing into his hand he uttered in an aged voice, “Child, may I remind you that you and I are trapped in an actual magical prison. I assure you it is nearly impossible to escape while ‘escaping ones’ mind can be done on the correct chemicals.”

“Ooooh, are you offering some of those free drugs teacher Applejack’s completely failed ‘Drugs are bad, y’all!’ campaign warned us about?! Because if yes, load me up!” Cozy Glow replied enthusiastically as she stuck her forelegs out between her bars as is Tirek was going to produce handfuls of the vaguely referenced substances and drop them right in the filly’s waiting hooves.

Tirek replied to these new antics with a tired sigh, as if he was trying to preemptively be fed up by whatever conversation was going to vomit forth from his number one fan’s mouth as they spent day and night together with only the scheduled feedings to track the passage of time by…

Still, Cozy Glow was admittedly better than the millennium spent with a giant three-headed dog as company. She just has a sense of humor that one might call…

“Seriously, I’m desperate to get out of my head here, Lord T,” Cozy Glow continued, a glint of something that was mentally trying to claw itself out of confined box flashing in her eyes, “I know it’s not likely, but if you do have some drugs…”

… odd.

“Child—”

“Could you call me Cozy Glow? Or… CeeCee… Or… Just anything but ‘child’ or ‘little filly’ or ‘kid’.” Cozy Glow shot Tirek a glare showing heavy experiences unbefitting of a tiny pony filly.

Well, young or not, she did likewise try to take over the cursed pony princesses, it’s not like the ponies would throw in one of their own, and a child no less, just out of lackadaisical pony curiosity. Tirek supposed he owed her respect enough to call her something that recognized her as a pseudo-equal…

“… OH!” Cozy Glow’s ears shot straight up and she gave Tirek a hungry smile. “I’d also accept ‘Cock Sleeve’.”

Okay, that was…

Maybe Tirek did have drugs and did them this morning, forgot he did them and was now hallucinating.

The Great and Terrible Tirek paused and again looked over Cozy Glow, searching her cheery expression for anything out of the ordinary to confirm he heard…

… something lewd.

Cozy Glow just tilted her head. “You know what? I’ll give you time to think about what you want to call ‘lil’ ol’ me~!” she practically cooed out like an extremely rambunctious filly trying to make friends, she followed this up by raising her flank in the air and shaking it vigorously. Tirek watched her casually push open the cage doors to her ‘cell’ and escort herself to the bathroom the two shared.

Tirek tore his eyes away from what looked like a ravenous look from his most sapient and talkative ‘Hell-mate’ as she strolled into the restroom and turned back to wink at him.

The cages were seemingly a mere formality. Anyone or thing could come and go as they pleased from their cage, the problem was there was simply nowhere to go. The giant gates themselves were seemingly impossible to open and there was still the matter of the massive three-headed mastiff guarding the entrance if it was somehow opened. While one might think this opened up the possibility to plan an escape with the other prisoners, most operated off a something close to an animalistic intelligence. Likewise, they were exceedingly hard to work with even by animal standards.

Tartarus, was, after all, where the ponies threw only the most undesirable of villains and problems. While it was unclear that this might have been part of some Pony’s insidious plot to begin with, nearly every creature was such a misery that meaningful interaction with one that didn’t end in a scuffle was nearly impossible to even imagine.

This left the once-proud lord and the very ambitious filly little options in conversation partners and an at least understood, ‘haha, you have no choice but to listen to me prattle’ form of comradery and mutually assured mental destruction if they someone couldn’t get past their differences well enough to hold down a conversation.

For Tirek, this was a complete shift in reality, for Cozy Glow it often seemed like the filly was just as happy to be trapped in Tartarus with her idol than she would be outside RULING Equestria. This was just some new game she invented to make existence bearable.

“Whoops, I forgot to close the doooooOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOoooor~!” Cozy Glow called out in a disturbingly innocent tone. “If some naughty centaur turned around they’d see every widdle bit of me, including my most privatist of parts!”

No, that wasn’t it, this must be… Ah, yes, this was just common isolation madness setting in to keep his mind from turning into a nearly dead pile of cell pudding which had forgotten the concept of hope as the eons stretched by endlessly. Nothing out of the ordinary.

Ahhh…. Good old, totally normal, keeps you sharp ISOLATION MADNESS auditory hallucinations.

“OH, BY MY NOW DESPISED SUN DEMI-DEITY PRINCESS! What does a mare have to do to get raped around here?!”

Tirek took in a deep breath… nope, wasn’t going away. He apparently had a ‘cutesy’ even by PONY standards filly thirsty for his immortal-but-currently-aged-looking centaur penis. That was the current state of affairs. It has suddenly become his number one and ONLY priority to deal with because the only other thing on his docket was ‘try not to let hopelessness and madness consume you’.

“Cozy Glow!” Tirek said with a growl, his clear signal that he had had enough of whatever little game or conversation she had pointed in his direction.

There was the sound of a flush and a high-pitched tired sigh from behind Tirek. Tirek then made note of the light clip-clop of Cozy Glow’s dainty hooves against the hard, stone ground. A clearly grumpy and ready for her nap Cozy Glow showed at the edge of her own cell, picked a random spot in the infinite darkness of internal soul prison, and just started letting her eyes go focused.

“You’re not going to wash your hooves, child?”

Cozy Glow’s eyes snapped open and she shot Tirek an angry look from someone who had literally nothing to lose. “No! Because I’m E-VIL!” Cozy Glow stressed.

Tirek dwelled on this a moment… Was evil simply doing the opposite of conventional wisdom? No, that was… really, he needed more conversation partners than the one filly deemed reprehensible enough the ponies left her alone with… well… with HIM.

Stroking his beard, Tirek replied, “There’s nothing evil about having poor hygiene, child!” He shooed her back to the bathroom. “Go wash your hooves, please. You wouldn’t want to get ill in the bowels of infinite suffering on top of everything else, would you?”

Cozy Glow tossed her hooves in the air and mouthed a soundless ‘what the fuck?!’ at Tirek… No… that couldn’t be it… She most have mouthed ‘oh, gee, golly, heck!’ at Tirek…

You know…

Something suiting a filly that age to say.

There was the sound of running water, a brief pause as Cozy Glow, no doubt, dried her appendages, and once again the tiny clip-clop of a school-aged filly sauntering up to her favorite side of the literal prison she would be in until the end of… well forever apparently, until the ponies came up with a system for addressing holding souls hostage for potentially eternity! “So, is that a hard ‘no’ on the rape?” Her head tilted far as she zoned in her sparkling maroon eyes on something stirring between Tirek’s back legs. “From here it looks like a solid ‘maybe!’”

Tirek narrowed his eyes. “I find that word repugnant.”

“… ‘Maybe’?!’” Cozy Glow offered in confusion.

“No…” Tirek cleared his throat. “ ‘Rape’,” he said heavily, letting the weight of the word fall to the solid stone ground.

Surprisingly, it seemingly bounced and was caught by Cozy Glow. “… Are you fucking shitting me!?”

Tirek shot Cozy Glow a very stern look as if disapproving of her choice in language. “There are some lines, Cozy Glow, that even I will not cross in the pursuit of power.”

Cozy thought about this for a moment, and then a moment longer. She found her eyebrows knotting close together in annoyance under her baby-blue curls. “You feast on energy from unwilling ponies of all ages!” She sat on her haunches and began rapidly emoting with her forelegs. “You were basically getting mad powerful over PONY SOULS! Don’t tell me you NEVER thought about it once! I mean, you at least must have wanted to stick your rock-hard giant monster centaur cock up some princess vag when the dust settled!”

Right, that caught Tirek off guard. Well… He could ask Cozy to drop it and spend the next several hours in sullen (and increasingly swollen) silence or he could meet this challenge head-on and at least find something to talk to for a few more hours in this place without time. “Well… Perhaps if Twilight and her friends hadn’t bested me… The Princess of Friendship herself would be forced to submit further...”

Cozy Glow nodded. “I mean, she’s right there after you crushed her in a fight and any hope of a normal life for her friends or Equestria not under your rule! You might as well have set the tone with some raping!”

Tirek cringed. That perhaps was what a conquering king should do to establish dominance, but he’d have phrased it more delicately if Cozy Glow hadan't already offered up her own verbal offerings.

He managed enough wits to add “Maybe Cadance…”

“Oh, my gosh, RIGHT?!” Cozy replied enthusiastically. “Like… if you had a helpless Princess Cadence, Princess of LOVE, right there for screaming out loud!”

Tirek exhaled hard through his nose. “You’d basically have to rape her…”

“How could you not?!” Cozy Glow posed. “Plus …” Cozy Glow glanced down at the floor for a second and smiled wickedly. “You’d at least have to pump some hot magical ‘victory juice’ into the uteruses of the other two just to establish dominance.”

Tirek had managed to go quite some time without a raging, uncomfortable fully extended phallus in front of his female eternity mate, but all streaks must come to an end sooner or later. “I uh… I had thought about it…”

“Thought about it?!” Cozy Glow. “I just had Starlight GLIMMER at my mercy and, hahahaha, I was going to be inserting a lot of things into every orifice to get back for some of her more inane guidance counselor session once I successfully took over Equestria… Stupid Treeus Ex Machina!”

Tirek frowned tightly. “Starlight who…?”

Cozy Glow blinked twice, “Oh, right! You were imprisoned before Twilight dredged her up after some weird, clearly born of unresolved mutual sexual tension, time-altering vengeance run…” Cozy Glow leaned forward and placed a forehoof close to her lips as if she was telling a secret, but there were no other listening ears to accidently here what unfortunate combination of words would fall out of her next. “… Rumor mill has it that she technically obliterated Equestria close to half a dozen times while she creepily circled back to the past to get the attention of a hooffull of children for seemingly time looping infinity. I mean, she could have gone back and time and killed Twilight’s mom… or better yet! Gone back in time and seduced her dad! Have her own brood of babies to take over Equestria with and she uses a time traveler spell so she can explain how some kids could be better behaved!”

Tirek grunted. Cozy Glow had some good ideas, but he knew that time travel vengeance was tricky business, as it was difficult to tell what future one might create with their changes. In fact, he’d compare it more to relieving oneself in a maelstrom and hoping none of it splashes back on you but it always inevitably does. Cozy Glow was likely… exaggerating some details, but it was amazing what pulling out one little strand in the tapestry of time could do to the grand design.

“Anyhow, Princess Twilight Sparkle threw all her ‘friendship is the only love you need!’ spiel at this pony.” Cozy Glow blew a very ‘immature’ raspberry at that. “Also, no pony says it but Starlight is eerily similar in appearance to Twilight! Same basic color, basically same eye color! They both have mostly purple manes!” Cozy Glow took a deep breath and composed herself. “Well, anyway, she gave up trying to murder existence through time because she got villain rejected by Twilight at her dumb brainwash camp and started drinking the fucking friendship kool-aid… And she accidently MIND CONTROLS ponies as some sort of misconception of friendship, and Twilight made her a guidance counselor! A guidance counselor!”

“I… see…” Tirek offered in an almost sympathetic tone.

Cozy Glow rubbed her forehooves against the side of her face. “IT HAS to be a cover-up for something! Maybe Glim-Glam is Equestria’s gift of female head giver and that warrants her a full pardon!” Coy Glow shook her head. “This was some of the insanity I was going to save ponies from! They were getting too ‘forgiveness happy!’ I’m just amazed little-miss-amoral-with-princess-like-magical-abilities hasn’t dolled up a line of colts and fillies she’s ‘touched inappropriately’.” Cozy Glow folded her forearms across her chest and pouted. “Either that or I wasn’t worthy of being diddled…” She sniffed sorrowfully. “… And I always figured if there was going to be any foal diddling at the school, I’d be top of every perverts list!”

Tirek mulled over the logic in Cozy Glow’s statement, “Yes, I suppose if I was staff and had my eyes set on ‘easier to subdue prey’, I would discreetly begin a forbidden union with you over the other potential young learners…”

“Ah-HA!” Cozy Glow cried as she leveled a foreleg at the withered centaur with the rock hard boner. “So we established if you could only fuck—” Cozy Glow smirked knowingly “— younger creatures, I’d be the first one you’d want to inappropriately groom to be your personal baby maker cleaner…”

Tirek frowned. If this conversation was game of chess, then he was out pretty much all his pawns, queen, most of his other pieces while Cozy Glow glided across the board with three Queens.

Cozy Glow turned and waggled her completely visible sex in the direction of Tirek. “Teehee! Well, guess what! Not only is that the technical case, I’m your only choice of non-hand (super jelly of those by the way) t-b-f-h, for sexual relief unless you want to stick your dick in a bugbear!”

Tirek winced. “Grraaaaggg! WHY?!” He demanded has he outstretched his arms to either side as far as he could stretch them. “Why would you assume the ‘bugbear’ is my go-to masturbatory aid?!”

“Because it’s not ME, and it really should be!”

Tirek covered his face with his hands, trying not to marvel at how fortunate he was to be born a creature with an extra pair of limbs that had moveable digits. “Child…”

“Cozy Glow, CeeCee, or Cock-sleeve! Pick one! Pick them all! Pick #3, please! Just stop calling me ‘child!’”

Tirek removed his hands and angrily glared at the pony across two sets of meaningless bars. “Cozy Glow, I cannot union with you because I find it personally repugnant and against my moral code.”

“Oh my hated SUN goddess! The PUG word again! You basically drink ponies!”

“That’s not the same as RAPING them!”

“Who’s asking you to rape anypony? I’m begging you to have your way with me!”

“You did, which is insane because you can’t rape the willing!”

“Not with that attitude!”

“Not that your consent matters, you are, like it or not, a child!”

“Did you ever stop to ask any of your victims if the distinction mattered?!” Cozy demanded.

Tirek let out a cackle and steepled his fingers in front of his grinning face. “OF course not! They were food! Chattel! Why would I care how they felt?!”

“Right!” Cozy Glow turned and showed off her, ‘ready when you are, oh look, you DEMONSTRABLY are, pony pussy parts that she was displaying further with the long tips of her wings as she glanced behind her. “Stop caring about how I feel and just…” Cozy trailed off for a moment. “OH, silly me…” she said as she turned, opened her cell, trotted the few yards across the vast stone expanse surrounded by cages and endless solitude to Tirek’s cage. Once again, she simply opened the completely token entrance and invited herself in… Tirek noted a certain degree of irony, as she turned and showed off her clearly waiting marehood so close it filled the air with the heady, pungent scent of her anticipation. “Stop caring how, ME, who is basically Tirek food-feels, and just…Look, if I have to ask nicely, I would like very much for you to treat and wear me like a sock on that dick from now until oh… How long do you think eternity is, Lord T?” Tirek found himself breathing deeply as he felt himself somehow expertly boxed into a corner by one overly sexually eager filly.

“I mean… What are they going to do if they catch you fucking me?!” Cozy Glow asked in an intentionally absurd-sounding tone. “Throw you in the not-as-nice magical eternal prison they had just lying around?!”

Tirek had thought he had buried his conscience, but now he found himself marching down, deep forgotten tombs of buried feelings as he removed the stone lid to the sarcophagus that was where his morals laid to rest. There was no further Hells awaiting him as transgressions for his misdeeds. The Ponies had already thrown him unto their most soul-crushing dungeon at their magical disposal, but this time they offered up a virgin sacrifice… Well… ‘virgin’ was anyone’s guess, to be sure, at this point.

If Tirek, for no other reason than to satisfy his code which demonstrably did not serve him well in life, kept his bullhood out of Cozy Glow’s reach, she’d spend eternity a virgin. That, or...

Tirek swallowed as he thought of some of the other creatures in their cages.

… or she’d end up doing something really drastic… To many, it would seem crazy to over waiting sexual organs to some of these creatures, but give it a few 100 years of only having one’s appendages to alleviate sexual urge and who knows what she’d do?

Cozy Glow turned and smiled widely at the wrinkled face above the towering cock she was practically wearing a hat in the cramped confines. “Look, if you’re still thinking about it, you gotta think about it like the first time you got laid. You gotta go: ‘Daddy, are you sure this is right?’”

Tirek once again found himself being mentally outmaneuvered. What was the proper response to that?! Was there a proper response to that?! And—A wave of pleasure ran through the Centaur. Cozy had gotten tired of waiting and had begun to run her tongue down and up the length of his long, black shaft. He found himself groaning in pleasure as she parted her lips and took the very tip of his phallus into her mouth. As her tongue worked itself around and round the very tip like a ceiling fan, Tirek managed to moan out a pleasure laced, “But I didn’t consent, yet!”

“MMMMEFFFFILLL! DFFFFWWWWWwWWAA!”

“What?!”

Cozy Glow leaned back, and once again practically dislocated her jaw so she could get it open enough to get around the massive bovine head of a cock. She worked her sore muscles for a moment and repeated, unimpenied this time, “I’m evil! D’uh!”

Tirek tried to think of a counter-argument, like maybe that even Cozy Glow should consider some limits to distinguish herself from any super-powerful world ravaging monster like their prison mates, but thought proved increasingly hard as her tiny tongue, wings, and forelegs began to work his shaft like freedom would pop out if she just stroked and licked it hard enough.

He had to admit, it was a pretty cunning strategy to win an argument.

“Cum for me, you old bull!” Cozy Glow squelched out hungrily. She lapped at Tireks foreskin a couple of times. “Cover me in your Equestrian hating seed!”

If Tirek felt he had a maker to answer too at some point in his existence, the very first words out of his mouth would be, ‘I have no idea where she learned to talk like that, but she must have picked it up before she was my only real viable option for sexual congress from then into the end of infinity!’ Ridiculous as it was, something about the urgency in Cozy Glow’s tiny voice set him over the edge and his vintage aged dark-wizard goo shot off into the air a solid filly’s foreleg length before splattering the wildly ravenous filly across the face.

Before Tirek could marvel at the pure bliss he was watching the filly exhibit as she lapped at her face and whipped at it with feathers and ran the reproductive fluid across her tongue.

Then she went back for seconds.

Tirek could already feel the unfortunate pull of his member trying to retreat into his sheath. “Chi—Cozy Glow!” he said in a commanding tone as he forced a good few inches of space between Cozy and her wandering tongue.

“Ghuh…” Cozy Glow flashed Tirek a sour look for a second then put back on her best, ‘Ready to comply’ smile, “Yes, Daddy?”

Tirek felt an odd pull in his head he misliked from that word. “Your enthusiasm is impressive, but you’ll have to allow me a customary rest between…” He felt his fuzzy brows come close together as the full gravity of what he had done and what his future was going to be like from now set in “… sessions…”

“Oh, buck that noise!” Cozy Glow cried. She turned and pushed her dripping wet sex up against Tirek’s sack. “If the body is weak, but the soul is willing, then you’ve got to eat my energy! Eat my pony soul up like a fat yak that escaped into an all you can eat buffet after escaping fat-yak camp!”

Tirek looked down at his hell-mate in disbelief. “You… You’re CONSENTING to let me take your energy?!”

“Teehee, anything for my dear, hungry, Padre Tirek! And also, do that thing I said to my pussy with your dick, pweety pwease!” Cozy Glow added, framing her smiling face with her forelegs.

“…You know there is no re-virgining? Once you go down this path, there is no turning back.”

“Oh my gosh, if you don’t just ram that cock up my littly filly snatch soon, I’m going to tell Twilights little indentured dragon servant who brings us our food that you’re not touching me inappropriately at ALL and ask if it’s true if HE has two dicks and won’t that be an uncomfortable conversation for everyone?! So please just FUCK me, already!”

Harumph… Never had a pony beg for from him in more ways than one… Also somewhat blackmail him with inane scenarios.

Well, he probably couldn’t break breakher in this magical realm halfway removed from life…

Tirek rolled his eyes back to his head and breathed deep. This breath didn’t come from his flesh lungs, but somewhere else, deep, dark, bottomless, and hungry. Tirek fed it until it was full. To paraphrase his, soon to be comatose fellow prisoner, he was ‘evil’ and that meant not asking for permission.

Tirek took her energy into himself, feeling for the first time in years strength in his body and magic that he had thought all but lost. Shame Cozy would have to sleep off the mother AND father of a magical hangover for the next week.

“Is that all ya got, ya’ fat-cocked, centaur bitch?!”

Tired did a double-take as he stared down that filly that was, again, basically wearing his erect phallus as a fashionable head accessory. Her woozy, but determined look all but screamed ‘love me HARDER, Lord Daddy!’ but she managed a crazed smile and put on her most cutesy voice, “I mean, golly, Lord T! You sure tried to take in a whole lot of wittle ol’ me, didn’t cha’?!” Cozy Glow made an exaggerated back flop onto her wings, even bringing here foreleg up to her forehead… perhaps lightly grazing the throbbing cock that was almost as tall as her as she put her back against the stone floor. “I feel ever so submissive and weady to be bwed all of a sudden! TeeHee!” Cozy Glow waggled her eager and waiting for filly-hood one more time. “I do sure hope I don’t get pussy bounded by a giant, evil, throbbing centaur cock! What would the perfect pony princess think?!”

Thankfully for Cozy Glow, her last spoken sentence would be categorized as ‘stated disingenuously’, because as fate would have it, the very next thing that happened to her was a giant, evil, throbbing centaur cock being pushed hard against her fillyhood, and with a wet squelch, into it. Cozy Glow let out her own squelch of pleasure as she felt the huge member run its length through her insides as the sheer weight of the Centaur above her all but came crashing down on her back, pinning her helplessly to the ground as Tirek’s thick, and piledriver of a bullhood pushed all manner of squishy insides out of the way as tidal waves of pure bliss worked their way across her lady bits and out to the rest of her completely overpowered body.

Hahaha… Okay… I think I can deal with an eternity of THIS~! Cozy Glow dreamily thought as her existence seemingly was obliterated into pure pleasure.

“GHRK!”

No, wait, not quite obliterated, there was a hand closed across her throat and cutting off oxygen to her brain.

“-Grunt-Listen here, insignificant welp! I Own you, now! I am your worl—"

“H…harder…”

“Uh…” Tirek loosened his grip.

Cozy Glow took an annoyed breath. “No, ‘HARDER!’ Not ‘Stop’!”

Tirek thought for a second, which took some effort as he was seemingly balls deep inside Cozy Glow, which… admittedly he wouldn’t have thought physically possible a few minutes ago. “So, when you say ‘harder’?”

Cozy Glow glowered into space and clarified breathily, “I mean, ‘choke me harder’, ‘fuck my lil’ filly-pussy harder’, ‘try crushing the life outta me harder’!” She smiled widely at the Centaur basically wearing her body as a penis cozy. “Just try and break me! Ahahahhaa! I survived talking to Chancellor Neighsay about the merits of carefully structured school guidelines for ponies and only ponies for over an hour! Everything since that is basically paradise! Just TRY and see if you can kill me with your cock, you perverted foal-fucker!”

Tirek howled in anger and wrapped both hands over the neck of the innocent pony welp and squeezed hard as he pushed down and forward from his hips with all his might. This was met with a gurgling and the feeling of the body below him almost go limp as he felt an angry spray of his seed fire from his restored bull testicles into the almost nonexistence space between his throbbing member and the vaginal walls of Cozy Glow’s previously pristine pony foal pussy.

Well, he wasn’t about to choke the existence out of the only company he might have forever. He just needed to remind her who was in charge of the situation… such that it was.

Cozy Glow took in a breath and let it out with a whimper of… contentment?!

Tirek stood straight up, disbelieving his own ears.

‘Clang’

“Ow!” Tirek pulled his head to the side and rubbed the spot where one of his massive horns met his skull. He’d forgotten his enlarged size meant he had far less ‘free space’ inside his cage.

“Awwwww…” Cozy Glow cooed from under the centaur that she drunkenly crawled out from under, her pussy leaking fluids. Some were hers, but most belonged to her big centaur daddy’s ‘love juice’ as she clicked dislocated hindquarters back into place with a twisted giggle of pain and delight. “Did you get a boo-boo?!” Cozy made a kissy face. “Do you want lil’ Cock Sleeve to kiss it and make it all better?”

Tirek inhaled once more and looked down at Cozy Glow with a hint of amusement. “You really want that ‘Cock Sleeve’ nickname over your own?”

Cozy eyed Tirek’s impressive length and licked her lips. “Given our options for killing time for all eternity, it feels a lot more fun than ‘child’ from now until the end of all things…”

Tirek grunted something approximating agreement as he pushed Cozy Glow back down to the stone floor, her legs splayed in all directions. “Very well, uh… ‘Cock Sleeve’!”

Cozy Glow let out a sultry moan as Tirek guided then slowly inserted his length into her already sore marehood. Again, she could feel him fill her completely and the tip of his member press hard against her inside walls as Tirek was unyielding in his attempt to get his entire length into the tiny pony.

Just as Cozy Glow thought she might be skewered by Tireks warm member, he bucked back on his hips and pulled his penis almost all the way out of Cozy before ramming it in once more.

This earned Tirek and surprised gasp of delight.

The action was repeated, over and over. Cozy getting to feel Tirek’s massive length as it penetrated her most private of spots and left her mind numb as it pulled out and was pile drove into her again. Tirek getting to feel tight and moist warmness squeezed around his aching member over and over again.

This went on for some time until Cozy could feel her partner’s pace start to slow… perhaps her energetic and willing energy wasn’t quite enough for the old wizard to fire his magic three times with no rest… Well, she could always use more ‘verbal encouragement’.

“Hehehe…” Cozy Glow giggled merrily and breathily. “So, are you enjoying my first time as much as I’m enjoying yours?!”

Tirek’s entire reality came to a screeching halt.

How?!

How did she know Tirek’s shameful secret?!

To Tirek’s unexpected surprise, this feeling did nothing to stop his centaur ‘rod of rewarding’ from shooting off another load centaur cum inside Cozy who gasped out a woozy, “Yes… Lord T. Daddy loves me…”

Robbed once more of his genetic material, his energy spent in physical exertion, and all sense at it become clear that the very nature of his being had just changed considerably, Tirek managed enough sense to lay down next to Cozy Glow and pull the tiny, honestly sloshing a bit… pony and hold her tightly. “Cock Sleeve?”

“… Ye…yes… Lord T. Daddy?”

Tirek glared down at who would seemingly be his lover from now until well… his lover forever… “ I’ll keep calling you ‘Cock Sleeve’ if you agree to STOP calling me ‘daddy’?”

Cozy Glow thought carefully about this for a moment. “Okay, so long as ‘Big pappy T!’ and ‘Padre Tirek’ are still on the table, which…” Cozy Glow’s eyes darted one way then the other, “is tragically a thing we may never have access to again…”

Tirek dwelled on this for a moment. “We have an accord.”

“Golly, that’s swell, Padre Tirek! Oh! Oh! What do you want to play next?!” Cozy Glow inquired in a tone an innocent child might do if she was asking an adult to play. “Maid? Indentured Serf? Desperate nurse? Guidance Counselor student who apparently wasn’t worthy of foal fiddling?!” she cried angrily.

Well, that happened…

Like… all of ‘well, that happened…’ just happened… probably the most monotonous walls of Tartarus had witnessed ever.

The realm went silent for a moment as the two peculiar lovers held each other tightly and felt the beat of the other's heart.

“… Cock Sleeve, did you need to talk about this Guidance Counselor?!”

“Oh my G-O-S-H, Padre Tirek, almost more than I want your cock in about five minutes! Did you know Starlight Glimmer called me specifically into her office for bullshit status reports and EVERY FUCKING TIME she failed to molest me!”

Tirek let out a tired sigh. “I would have molested you, does that make you feel more at ease?”

“Oh, my GOSH-golly-Jeez! Totally!” Cozy Glow flopped down on all fours, but this time it was more mental exasperation than supplication to superior physical strength. “It’s like… did she think I spent hours of my life getting my MANE as curly as possible for that max ‘come on! Maybe it’s worth risking jail!’ look to not get diddled?! What a fucking teeeeeeaaaze!”

Tirek sighed. Well, it was going to be an interesting millennium with a new voice drilling into his brain, but at least this one put out.

“Oh! Princess Cadance had a baby while you were here waiting for my warm, inviting pussy!”

Tirek sucked at the air and let it out slowly. “Why would I have any need for knowing that?”

“Well, what’s your opinion on sucking baby demi-goddesses dry?! Asking for a friend…”

“Oh, my Abyssal maker…” Tirek muttered. “How much power does the baby have?”

“It almost single screamedly took out the entire Crystal Empire.”

“Damned it all! In that case, I’d have to suck the baby for its god-like essence!”

“…baby fucker!”

Tirek cringed at that. Wow, that was bold of her. Still, it's not like Cozy Glow had anything to lose.

“Why are you like this?! Who hurt you?!” Tirek asked.

“… I spent hours picking out ribbons that made me more rapeable, big pappy! HOURS!”

As Tirek let out one more exasperated sigh as Cozy Glow blasted him with details of color theory and statistics and how foals got ‘what are we going to do on the bed, sempai?!’ed the most wearing WHAT colors with her coat color somewhere… somewhere dozing comfortably in her bed… is Starlight Glimmer…

Smiling with the knowledge somepony lost in the madness of magic and solitude hates Starlight more than getting railed by centaur cock apparently before she woke up to fill out this dream journal entry she totally DREAMED and isn’t scribbling down right now because my real dreams are black and twisting things beyond normal pony comprehension…”

Groaning, Twilight Sparkle’s horn flared magenta as she magically slammed close the notebook in front of her. Pushing it away from her on the disk littered with books and writing equipment, she demanded “How is this your dream journal entry?!”

Starlight shrugged, “How should I know how this all works?! I'm not Princess Luna! But like… think about… it… Twilight, we locked a tiny foal alone with a magical reality sucker. What eas the even under that they'd avoid fucking each other? Two, three days?"

Twilight cringed hard, "It was more like five..."

"Okay, but doesn’t that make us, like… fucked up pedo-apologists and suppliers?!”

Twilight lightly knocked her forehooves against the side of her head as those sound assaulted her ears. “Why?! Why Starlight?! Why do you have to invent phrases?!”

Starlight blew a gust of air at the long curl that hung over her horn, causing it to lift slightly. “Have you sent any pony to check up on them since their banishment? They at least have got to have some pretty interesting things said in the heat of the moment to report.”

Twilight threw up her feathered wings up in exasperation. “I sent Spike to deliver their food a few times and the last time he came back covered with semi-translucent fluid, marching straight for the bathtub while mumbling ‘and she just keeps on screaming ‘harder! Harder! the whole time!’ and shaking his head. The only pony I know weird enough to venture looks after that was Pinkie who reported ‘they spend a lot of time ‘power cuddling’! while pumping her foreleg through a hoop she made with her other forleg to visually confirm that they’re fucking and almost non-stop.” Twilight sighed, “And Pinkie added 'they would like more fresh towels, Okey-dokey-lokey?'!”

Starlight took in a quill and scroll with her magic and jotted down, "'More towels for cleaning off the sex fluids between the ancient power-sucking wizard and tiny filly we left alone with him.' Got it!"

Twilight flashed Starlight a frown that seemed to beg the question, 'why are you like this?!' She took a deep breath and opted to power through. "Right, so... I don’t know how to morally process any of this so, you know what! I’m just happy two monsters are not out there being that fucking messed up to INNOCENT ponies! There! We solved the philosophical moral weight of punishing beings eternally! Apparently under even the most extreme circumstances, immoral creatures will find a way to keep sinning through eternity because they’re evil!”

Starlight grinned. “Oh! Sounds like some pony is learning to live with the atrocities a ruler gets to commit for the ‘greater good’!”

Twilight sighed… “Honestly, Starlight? I haven’t told anyone this, but… Tirek had a raging phallus pointed at me almost the entire time we were fighting…” Twilight scrunched her nose up. “He was going to beat me, drink me, rape me, and he blew up my tree!” She took a deep breath and let it out. “Glad we worked out rainbow power at the last possible second and threw that sucker back in to Tartarus via technicolor express bus after drinking out the lionshare of his very being and sprinkling it like ‘good breezie’ on the wind until all the ponies had their powers again!” Twilight tossed a forehoof into the air. “Crystal Tree Plot Coupons and Post-it notes from Discord saved Equestria and prevented me from being raped and we had the one foal who structured her life around wanted to WEAR that throbbing member as a couch warmer if ‘world domination fell through…’ ” Twilight ruffled her own mane in frustration. “And Cozy Clow magically trapped you and was going to leave me in my friends in Tartarus. Why should I feel bad about what happens to that moral black hole of a couple?!”

For a moment the mares were silent and enough sense returned to Starlight that she thought it was time she cow-pony up and hit Twilight with the really big question. “Twilight, what’s the real reason you made me the School Counselor?! You of all ponies should know that anything involving me in charge of children was a terrible idea! I mean, imagine if that rape dream entry was like… a class I made up on the spot?!”

Twilight opted to drop mentioning several obvious problems in that comparison, took a deep breath, and let it out. “The thought of you and Trixie traveling Equestria without supervision terrifies me on a level to where I’m not comfortable living in any world in which it is reality… So I gave you a job to do, HERE... Something to keep you traveling around to cultures that will be less forgiving of yours and Trixie's behavior..." Twilight narrowed her eyes. "You know, countries like 'Saddle Arabia'?"

Starlight groaned. “It was just one little holy war we accidently started after a harem mix up incident and an accidental head of state losing is head to a tragic fireworks mishap from some… still at large traveling show ponies! Erm... Look, let’s call it even for me saving Equestria from Queen Chrysalis I’ll overlook this blatant blackmail to curb my behavior if we call it even.”

Twilight signed and held out a shaking, almost completely disgusted hoove. “Deal…”

Starlight reached out, hooked her foreleg around Twilight’s, and gave it an affirming shake. “So… to be clear… Tartarus is kind off the table as punishment for me, right? I mean, I wouldn't say it would happen immediattly but…”

Twilight groaned. “You’d jump right into that moral bankruptcy and threeway and magic everything until you all three got pregnant with evil, super babies, knowing you.”

Starlight gave Twilight a rather forced grin. “Guess we’re back to morals on the good ol’ ‘honor system!’”

Twilight smacked a forehoof against her forehead and wondered if she was going to suffer long term effects from the continual daily impacts to her skull. “Lawyer… Why didn’t I put Starlight in charge of all the legal proceedings for the school?!”

“Twilight, that’d basically trusting me with school ownership. I’m still getting over my little bout with Stepford pony village power trip! What do you think would happen if you made me literally legal mare supreme!”

Twilight groaned. “Mind control students into correct behavior?!”

Starlight smiled for real this time. “You sometimes love to give magical methamphetamines to ponies who are in rehab!”

Twilight groaned. “Okay, you got in a bit of a box here regarding this internal punishment thing.”

Starlight frowned. “I think uh… I think that’s you trying to get out of your own box, Twilight. Maybe we just install a drain at the lowest point in Tartarus and run a hose of never-ending lube to them and call it even.”

“That’s disgusting! I don’t even want to talk about it!”

“Okay, but if we don’t drain that much raw, magical evil energy just… Well, where do you THINK the Smooze came from?!”

Twilight whimpered. “I Wha…?! The Smooze is made out of… of…”

Starlight grinned. “Bad guy, built up and fermenting, mating jizz? Pretty magical how love finds a way huh?!”

Twilight whimpered, “I let the Smooze attend last year's Hearts and Hooves pageant at Ponyville… He held and possessed with almost all the children in Ponyville…” In a hushed whisper, she added, “… even the bedridden fillies at the hospital…Even little Flurry Heart…”

Starlight nodded. “And that’s why drainage into your forever locked away in solitude absurdly age-gabbed love nest of round the clock cuddles and sex is important so you don’t get gooey, misunderstood, love monsters!”

Twilight cringed, “Starlight, that is the scientific definition of literally the worst thing anypony has said to me in my life.”

Starlight gasped. “How’d you know my high school yearbook quote?!”

“And that’s the second!”

The End