The rhythmic squeaking of the antique wooden pulleys was your constant companion as you hoisted yourself higher and higher into the dark shaft. Two more levels to go and you would be at the grand ballroom, where Princess Luna was no doubt waiting for you.

Sneaking by would never work, Luna was even more attuned to the darkness than you were, Given she was the princess of the night sky and all.

Hand to hoof combat was out of the question, Luna had enough raw magical power to raise the moon, and the fact that she could crush boulders between her hooves gave her an unfair advantage.

A disguise might work, but even then their was no way you'd convince her you were a pony, let alone one of her personal guards.

Reaching the top of the shaft you apply the hand break so the dumbwaiter didn't plummet to the bottom of the shaft as soon as you let go of the rope. Opening the doors you step out face to face with a very surprised Lunar Gaurdpony.

"Snitches get stiches" you say. As his eyes widen with fear as he looks at the door and then back to you.

And looks at the door and then back to you.

One more time he looks at the door and then making a rude gesture with his hoofs (The pony equivalent of flipping the bird) he bolts for the door.

You leap through the air in an attempt to tackle the guardpony before he could raise the alarm, But you miss landing on the floor with a loud "Thud!"

The Guardpony yells "Bad touch!" as your hand darts out and grabs ~~his~~ her tail in an attempt slow her escape. You advert your gaze from her marebits as she drags you along the floor kicking at your fingers until you eventually release her tail and roll to your feet.

Too late, You are allready surrounded by guards who immediately ponypile on top of you pinning you down to the floor as you struggle to escape.

Getting a hand free you grab a guard by the neck and throw him/her at another guard, Rinse and repeat until you finally break free and jump over the balcony railing to land on a table below shattering it to kindling.

This however did nothing to dissuade the guards from following you over the edge and landing on top of you in one giant pile pinning you inescapably to the cold marble floor.

"Enough!"... "release the intruder we wish to finish him our self!" Princess Luna says as she gently floats down from a high balcony with her wings outstretched carrying a massive silver engraved warhammer.

The gaurds scramble to their feet in a neat row saluting their Princess, Only to find....no one at the bottom of the pile!
Looking around in confusion they realize that you had somehow escaped.

"Find the knave and bring him before us at once!" Luna bellowed in her royal canterlot voice.

Waiting until the guards were out of sight, you explode from the cabinet that you were hiding in, Charging Luna head on screaming "Woo Woo woowoowoo!" before sliding on your knees between her legs slapping her pony tits on the way by.

Furious! She turns around and throws her warhammer at you as you roll out of the way and dive into a dark shadow.

"Thou cannot hide from us in the shadows fool!" Luna says, magically melting into her own shadow and disappearing only to reappear right next to you instantainiously. She swings at your head with her warhammer as you jump out of the way sliding into another shadow, only for Luna to shadowslide into it as Well.

But you weren't there any more.

"Come out....come out....wherever you are" She says in a sing song voice as she searched for you.

Suppressing a giggle, you run by and slap her on the cutiemark, before sliding into another shadow.

"Damn you!"Luna screams in frustration bringing her warhammer crashing down leaving a crater in the floor.

If you got caught you were a dead man. Your very life depended on you beating Luna at her own game.

You pull her tail as you dive into another shadow, But Luna was faster this time and almost caught you.

"Looking for me" you whisper in her ear and quickly duck out of the way a moment before she smashes a hoof into the wall exactly where your face was a fraction of second ago.

"Come out and face me like a Mare you bucking tease!" Luna yelled out in mental, and possibly even sexual frustration.

Ok. you did not see that one coming!

Luna's last statement caught you off guard. As you stayed in one place a fraction of a second too long and Luna almost grabbed you from behind before you could get away.

Jumping for another shadow you slip in a puddle and land flat on your back,"oohf!" Running a finger though the offending puddle, you stare transfixed at the viscosity of the liquid as it stretches between your finger and thumb leaving one long sticky strand. Giving the mysterious goo an experimental sniff your suspicions were confirmed, It was 100% female arousal.

It's Luna's turn to whisper in your ear, "I haven't been this exited in a thousand years" she says. Pouncing on you as she grinds her warm marehood into your lap soaking your crotch in her juices as she clutches your head between her hooves forcing you into a deep kiss.

Your vision goes white and fireworks explode inside your head as Luna forces her tounge inside your mouth and your tastebuds are assaulted by the flavors of BlackBerry, wintergreen and absinth.

You try to scramble away but Luna grabs your ankle and pulls you back towards her.
"Your not going anywhere until you plunder my dungeon" Luna said lustfully.

"Luna! I came here to find your sister" you shout.

"Tia won't mind sharing" Luna said in a sultry voice looking you up and down with her bedroom eyes.

That's when the guards returned, thinking quickly you snatch something from a nearby table and hold it against Lunas throat.
"Anypony moves and the Princess gets it!" You shout at the guards. Luna grinds her hot cunt against your thigh as you Slowly started backing towards the staircase that leads towards the princesses personal quarters.

"You know that's a spoon right?" a guard deadpannes.

But you had them right where you wanted them! rubbing against Lunas juicy marebits she lets out a loud moan.

"Everypony stay back! Do as he says. He's serious!" Luna says, trying not to moan to much as a very sensitive part of her anatomy would grind against the mans leg every time he took a step back .

Another guard facehooves, and they all throw down their spears.

You rub Luna vigorously with your thigh until she paints your leg with Marecum before slumping to the floor in post orgasmic bliss.
As you turn and start up the stairs Luna waves a hoof at you and says, "♡call me♡!"

Author's Note

Technicaly it's an elevator but that just sounded so modern. So for the sake of creative freedom I'm calling it a dumbwaiter.

Awe man no turning back now this fic is officially rated m for mature.