Darkness Rises when Silence Dies

‘Near brimstone Castle

Scorch breathes heavily “Next time we’re drivin’ to the castle hu”

“Maybe if you didn’t wear a black trench coat in the dead of summer” Blizzard retorted

“Says the stallion wearing a bright blue suit to a gunfight, could’ve at least worn your femcolt outfit least that’s flexible” Scorch said

“Oh so you do like it don’t ya Scorchie”blizzard teased

Scorch rolled his eyes “Buck off Blizz’”

“How much you payin’?’’ Blizz teased

“Hey, can you two knock it off castles just over the hill” Xera said

“Fine, hold!” Scorch orders “Thunder!, Wild! On me”

The four sneak over the hill into a small grove near the front of the castle. Two hammerfurs guard the door and another watches the windows above.

“I got a silencer…” Scorch suggested

“I got a better idea” Wild then stood up and shot toxic dart at one of the hammers

“Gah! Ugh…” the hammer groaned

“Ryder? What the…guh!”

“Wrist mounted dart gun… beat that” Wild bragged

“Beat that!” Scorch muttered sarcastically

Scorch teleported to the castle door and aimed his grappling hook at the balcony above

“ up we go” he muttered

Scorch repels up the wall then hangs off the side

The hammer approaches the balcony

Scorch grabs him “What th fu… Aaaaahhh!!!!” he yells before hitting the ground
Scorch signals to the others

Xera, Blizzard, Deus Ex, and a Khajiit sneak over to wild and Thunder waiting at the door

“Alright Bliz do your thing” Thunder says

Blizzard starts picking the lock “huh weird you’d think a buncha Neo fazis would have place locked up tighter than a virgin pussy”

“Thank you for that image sir” Xera says

Blizzard glares at Xera

*click

“We’re in”

The door opens to a grand entry way with a large stairway A single Hammerfur stands guards

“Stand back this preys mine” Wild says hungrily

A corpse falls from above

“By the Fuh.” Scorch jumps onto him stabbing him with his wrist blade

“Kill stealer” Wild says quietly

“*groans By Faust it’s been awhile since ah’ve done that ah must be gettin’ old” Scorch complains

“Old? Your like 12,000” Deus Ex retorted

“Doesn’t change the fact that mah back hurts like a boomer's butt” Scorch replied

“Whatever let’s keep moving” Deus Ex replied

The 8 of them easily sneak through the next few parts of the castle until they come to a room with five hammers

*gunshot

“What was that?” one of them yelled

And four of them ran toward the gunshot

“Sounds like the Snipers are doin’ there job” Scorch said

“All yours Thunder" Ex says

"FUR HEAD!" Thunder yells

The last hammer turns to thunder gun raised but Thunder quickly dispatched him with a throwing knife

"Khazir check for hostiles" Scorch orders

"Sire" he confirms

Khazir walks into the next room

The room is a large ballroom with a chandelier and a few long tables, Khazir turns to the others to confirm when he notices something out of corner of his eye, A large stone door with a skull on it

"What the Fuck" he says

"Clear!!!" He yells

The others enter room

"Find anything?" Scorch asks

Khazir stares at the door

"He khazir" Scorch snaps

Khazir points at the door "My lord that door it looks like… like the ones described in those old tales… a-about.."

"The Dark Brotherhood" Scorch finished

"But sire, I-I thought the were only a legend meant to scare people" Khazir explains

"They are… Now but back in the day they were the real deal question is…" Scorch starts

"What's one of their doors doin' here?"

*Back outside

Rainbow Dash paces back and forth obviously board

While Rarity tries to explain to Twilight how to use her smartphone translator

Pinkie engages in a staring contest with a praetorian even though it's face is covered by a latex hood

"*groans what's taking them so long" Rainbow complained

"Rainbow, you are aware that this is technically an army thing right?"

"Yeah, Well the wonderbolts wouldn't take this long" Dash replied

"Rainbow y'all don't go into combat" Applejack pointed out

"Yeah, true"

"What is the goal of life?" The door asks

"Death, my brother" Scorch answered

"Ah never got these passwords just say "the most edgy thing" my brother and bam your" Thunder says

"They were a lot more discreet back in the day" Ex explain

"Alright in we go" Scorch says

Faint echoes fill the the dark corridor as the walk into the sanctuary

"Hold" Scorch says

Scorch walks closer clinging to the stone wall as he gets closer he notices to hammerfurs in Dark Brotherhood robes

"I can't believe we're actually summoning a dark god" one Hammerfur said

"Not just any dark god the Black Sun The very god who made Histler" the other explained

Scorch attaches a silencer to his gun

"Shit I need to pee" the first one says

"Alright but hurry up" the second says while looking at some papers

Scorch crouches down and walks towards the the second hammer, he raises his gun and

"Ahhhhhh"

A large calibur gunshot echoes out

Scorch turns his head to see the second hammer writhing on the ground with a gunshot wound

"By Sithis don't shoot!!!!" the second yells

Blizzard walks into the room his Vegas themed .357 magnum drawn

"The hell was that!?!?!"

"Bliz!!!" Scorch yells

"Oops" Blizzard says

"Fuck Fuck Fuck"

Back outside

Over the radio:

"We're compromised storm Castle Wolfenstein I repeat Storm Castle Wolfenstein!"

"Charge!" A Frumentarii yells

The soldiers charge toward the castle guns drawn and open fire on any remaining guards not killed by the snipers

They blast open the doors and begin firing on the remaining Hammerfurs

"Yah just had to shoot him didn't yah" Scorch says firing his M9FS

"He was gonna shoot you!" Bliz replied behind a stone pillar

"You could've stabbed him" Scorch said

"But I don't have a knife" Blizzard replied

Scorch glares at Blizzard "You could've strangled him with a dildo for all I care if you'd just stayed quiet"

Wild gets clipped by a bullet

"Fuck this Thunder says as he rips of an amulet causing two additional arms to sprout froms his torso allow him weild six guns at once

"Hey Angel Dust you wanna help your brother" Scorch taunts

"Fine Val " Blizz replies as he removes a ring producing the same effect

"Gotta love Sleipnir" Wild says smirking

Deus rolls his eyes with his gun trained on the captured Hammer