Bohemian Rhapsody Equestria

by Boeing-787

Rating: teen
Tags: Sex, Profanity, Random, Princess Celestia, Crossover, DJ P0N-3, Human, Main 6, Romance, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy
Length: 2532

Queen finds themselves in Equestria, enough said.

Note: Freddie doesn't get A.I.D.S. here and is bisexual.

After a concert in New York, New York on November 24th, 1991, the band finds themselves in the land of Equestria with their instruments and decide to aim high.

All songs used are by Queen ©.

If any copy right violations are seen in this story, I will address as soon as I can.

Published 2019-11-19 03:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2020-01-12 23:29:38 UTC

Let’s go!

"'CAUSE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS! OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLDD!"

The crowds cheered as Freddie Mercury sang his final lines at Yankee Stadium as a part of the 1991 "View of the World Tour" with his band mates, Brain May, Roger Taylor, and John Deacon.

"Thanks for the ride lovies! Have a splendid time at the Big Apple on Wall Street! Have a good night!" Then the lights went out on stage and the band left the stage for the night.

"So Brian, what are you going to do when we get back to London and fuck all our money off?"

"Well my new telescope should be coming in within the next couple days when we go back."

"So you can peer off into our shared hotel room here in Brooklyn?"

"Come on Freddie, it isn't too bad?" Said Roger.

"True."

'We need to get to sleep guys, it's midnight." John said with a very tired voice.

"Yeah Deaky, lets go!" And Freddie Mercury was out into ever land where his dreams were filled with cities of green grass with pretty woman plus a war of lying soldiers with dragons spending fire onto puppet controlling puppets.

Non of this would prepare of what will happen when he wakes up.

"Quack! Quack! Quack!" A random duck yelled out without second thought.

"Ah shut up random duck! Get away from our window!" Freddie mumbled to himself before rolling over onto Brian May.

"Oof! Freddie! Get off!" Brian also mumbled to Freddie to which Freddie rolled to the other side off his bed and onto the floor.

"Uhhhh, this is the fifth time this month this has happened." Freddie said while getting himself up but as soon as he touched the floor, he realized it was grass and Freddie opened his eyes, temporarily blinded by sunlight, before looking at the floor to see that, sure enough, it is grass.

'What! Grass?! We weren't on a camping trip! And why is the bed right there?'

Freddie got up to see that Brian was still asleep along side Roger and Deacon sleeping on a bed next to Brian's bed and boxes next to Roger's bed that Freddie realized it was their sound equipment and their instrument

'Okay! Something is not right here and why do they look younger?' Freddie realized as he looked at his sleeping band mates he realized they have been "deaged" to their twenties and Freddie also realized he was in his twenties to, minus the fact that his hair looks the same as when they were still in New York.

Freddie Mercury quickly realized that they were in a forest and woke up Brian may.

"Uh Freddie, roll back again!"

"There isn't any time for this! Look around you curly guitar string player!"

'What do... you.... mean?" Brian said as he opened his eyes and realized he was in a forest in the middle of nowhere.

"Uhhh, John? Roger?" Brian said while looking around his surroundings.

"Uh?" Roger muttered before rubbing his eyes and looked around.

"Holy Cow! What happened last night?! Did we have to many drinks to drink?!"

"What's going on?" John Deacon said now fully awake and staring to coward.

"That is what I am trying to find out, this can't be happening. The physics to do it seem impossible due to the fact that our beds were bolted to the ground." Said Brian.

"You look under our beds for stupid screws and bolts?" Freddie asked.

"Yes, it gives me a peace of mind the bed won't move."

"What?" Roger asked.

"Well let's fucking move here and see where the fuck we are in this forest of some sorts."

"Well it looks like a local is here Freddie." Deacon said facing towards a purple unicorn with a curios look on its face.

"Well it looks like horsie wants to play darlings."

"You talk?!" The horse spoke up.

"Holy shit! The horse talks!" Roger screamed while tumbling backwards over his bed and thumping to the ground.

"Oww... I'm okay!" Roger said while getting up from the fall.

"Good and no, I am not a horse, I am a Princess Alicorn and my name is Twilight Sparkle."

"What? I thought humans can be princess, not talking horses. The last time a checked, Queen Elizabeth was human." Brian made said to Twilight who was now spreading her wings to prove it.

"Who is that and are you a human?"

"Yes we are darling." Said Freddie.

"Wait? How do you know about us?" Brain questioned.

"Oh, well they went extent about several million years ago and we have skeletal remains of them."

"Okay the, how did you find us before we even called for help?" Brain further dug in.

"Well I don't know if you want to here this but I brought you here on accident due to a magic accident."

"So you are a supernatural witch then, interesting." Roger commented.

"What is a witch?" Asked Twilight.

"Never mind that, do you know where the nearest town is horse? There we can play a music jig if you want us to." Freddie suggested.

"What? You are a band?"

"Yes, we are the band Queen comprised of me, Freddie Mercury, main vocals and piano, Brian May for Guitar," Brain waved. "Roger Taylor for Drums," Also waved. "and John Deacon for Bass Guitar." John Deacon only waved slightly before putting his hand down.

"Oh! I found a band!" Twilight Squealed. "What songs do you play?!"

"Rock darling."

"Can you sing a part for me?"

"Sure" Freddie cleared his throat before singing.

"This thing, called love

I just can't handle it

This thing called love

I must get 'round to it, I ain't ready

A crazy little thing called love." Freddie finished with Twilight looking up with wide eyes.

"Woah, that is impressive! Let me get my friends!" Then Twilight activated her horn and she disappeared in a flash of light.

"What in the world just happened to physics?" Brain asked no one in particular.

"I think it is a kind of magic." Deacon said to Brian.

"Very funny Deaky."

Author's Note

The following chapter will be longer than a mear 1,013.

Songs used: "Crazy Little Thing Called Love." - Queen.

Is this the real life?

"Very Funny Deaky." Brain replied to John.

"Well darlings, it looks like we can introduce what real music is."

"But how Freddie? They have the change they don't have working electricity?" John complained.

"Then we should teach them how, we are smart enough to do so."

"Sure Roger, sure." Said Brian.

"Oh wow! What are all these boxes!" A voice come from the crates that held Queen's musical equipment and the band turned around to see a cyan horse with wings and a rainbow mane looking at the crates with interest.

"Hey! Get away from those!" Roger yelled at the pony, running over to it.

"Hey! Is that how you treat guest?"

"Well no but you didn't ask to touch them!"

"Okay calm down Roger and let horsie talk to what she was doing." Freddie intervene.

"Hosie? What is that? I am a pony!" The pony exclaimed while hovering over the ground.

"Well sorry dear, my name is Freddie Mercury and these are my band mates: Brian May, Roger Taylor, and John Deacon and we are the band Queen."

"My name is the awesome Rainbow Dash and are you related in anyway to Princess Celestia and Luna?"

"Who are those two?" John asked.

"Well you are called Queen so you guess are related to the royalty here? Right?"

"Oh no, it is merely a name for the band, not anything due with royalty which by the way there is royalty from where we hail from." Brian said to Rainbow Dash.

"Anyways, what is in these crates anyway?"

"Brian's guitar, Freddie's microphone, Roger's drum and my bass player."

"What are those?"

"That's good, you will be surprised at what we can do together." Said Freddie.

"Uh okay." Then Twilight returned with a happy face on her.

“Okay stallions! Follow me! And do you need help with your luggage?”

“Sure, we will enjoy it.” Said Brain.

"Okay! Off they go!" Twilight said as the lifted all the band's equipment with her magic.

"I can really get use to this." Said Freddie as he watched the equipment rise into the air.

"No kidding, hey Twilight! D you have electricity here?" Asked Roger.

"Uh yes, why?"

"Because out instruments need electricity to work."

Twilight stopped at that comment.

"Why do you need electricity for instruments, should they work by themselves?" Rainbow Dash asked Roger.

"Well my drums can but the sound quality won't be very good and Brian's and Deacon's won't work at all. Freddie's microphone won't work as well." Roger Explained.

"Huh, okay then."

"Okay! Here is home sweet home Ponyville."

"Hmmm, reminds me of small villages from our home, England." Brain though aloud.

"Is this 'England' where you came from?'

"Well yes but we where in our hotel in New York City after a concert right before we woke up here."

"Oh, well what do you want to do here since you are stuck here."

"Uh I won't mind playing a concert until we can somehow get back if we can." Said Freddie.

"Well okay, good for our enthusiasm. I know a pony that you guys may like to talk with."

"What is its name?" Asked John.

"Vinyl Scratch, better known a DJ-PON3."

"Wow, this world is full of horse puns."

"What do you mean?" Questioned Rainbow Dash.

"Well I have an animal called a horse from where we come from so I am familiar with all the terms that apply with horses and 'Ponyville' pony and ville put together and thinking about it, what is the capital of this land?"

"Uh Canterlot."

"Yes, that is also a pun since canter is a name for how horses walk."

"Wow such a egghead."

"Well I have a Bachelors in astrophysics and Roger has a Bachelors in Biology." Explained Brian in a heated up tone.

"Oh cool! Can we talk about it later on!" Twilight squealed excitedly.

"Eh sure." Brian shrugged.

"So everybody, can we move on to the town, it is fucking hot here."

"Everybody?" Rainbow asked.

"Yes, everybody, as well as someone and others that aren't puns."

"Oh! Culture! Let's move on!" And the group moved on to Ponyville which was giving John Deacon giggles from the pun standpoint.

"You own horse Deaky? I didn't know." Asked Freddie Mercury.

"I do but none of you guys asked me if I had any pets so I never said."

"Well then, do you have any pets?"

Deacon face flapped himself.

"Yes I do have pets, three horses and two German Shepherds at a my home ranch."

"German? Do you mean Germane?" Asked Rainbow who was now flying about Deacon.

"No, German as in Germany Europe."

"What is Europe?"

"Rainbow! Can you please stop questioning everypony every five seconds of something you don't know?"

"*Sigh* Fine!" Then Rainbow Dash flew off to who knows where.

"Physics is now working here today. They should not fly like that at all." Commented Brain May.

"Well they have magic." Said Twilight.

"Oh, I need to dig into that once I have a chance."

The group minus Rainbow Dash made it to Ponyville and got a lot of weird looks from the ponies around them and Freddie was unfornunat to trip over one.

"Owww! My head!"

"Sorry sir! Are you- *Gasp!* Oh boy! A new creature that just tripped over me! This is very exciting and I should- *Gasp* More creatures of the same type!' The excited Pink pony said without taking a breath.

"Calm down Pinkie, yes they are new and I am taking them to Vinyl's house right now."

"Really?! Find me when you are done!" Before zipping away from in front of Freddie.

"What they fuck was that?"

"Pinkie being Pinkie."

"What?"

Is this just fantasy?

At the Ponyville Castle, a large blob entered the main room and as quickly as it appeared, disappeared, with four humans with several crates and a alicorn.

“Wow! That is teleporting!” Freddie exclaimed.

“Can you give us a pre-warning next time please?” Roger asked Twilight.

“Wait, you haven't heard of teleportation before?”

“Yes, but only in science fiction, real life teleportation from where we come from will destroy the body or object and precisely assemble the object in the same way on the other end. Imagine how complex that’ll be.” Brian explained to Twilight.

“...”

“Are you an astrophysicist Twilight?” Asked Brian.

“Hey guys, we have vynl disc of all of our songs.” Deacon said from behind the pile of boxes.

“Oh good, we don’t have to do new stuff re of ring of every songs we have done." Freddie commented.

"Say, do you guys have magic?" Asked Twilight.

"No honey, what Kind of Magic?"

"What?!" And then Twilight fainted.

"Oh well, do you want to bring her to a bed?" Roger asked Deacon.

"Yes."

Twilight woke up in her guess bedroom, strange.

She felt vibrations in the room. Stranger.

And finally, Freddie Mercury singing "We're in the world of Crazies." Even more strange.

Twilight made her way down stares to see Freddie holding a kitchen utensil, Roger banging other utensils on pots and pans, Brain May flicking a lyre, and deacon blowing into a trumpet, creating some weird music of some sort.

"🎤My world has been turned upside dowwwwwwnn.
I am surrounded by the sound of the world
Where the sun shines brighter and the sky is purple.

All I see is makes me conclude...
We're in the world of crazies!"

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FOUR DOING?!" Twilight yelled out at the band, making them stop from what they were doing suddenly.

"Making improvised music darling."

"Is that what you call real music from your world?" Twilight asked while face planting herself.

"No, where is the electrical outlet?" Brain May asked."

"Right behind you." Twilight said rolling her eyes.

May turned around to find the outlet right behind him.

"Oh, right, silly me!" Brian chuckled before heading to an open box and picked up his Red Special.

"What is that thing?" Twilight asked, amazed at the instrument.

"It's my guitar, the Red Special." Brian said as he then carried a speaker over towards the outlet.

"Does it require magic?"

"Huh?"

"Oh right you guys don't have it."

"Correct." Roger Taylor said still behind his make-shift drum set at Brian May plugged in the system and let his hand rip.

"[Guitar sounds]"

This caused Twilight's hears to be covered by her hooves as the sound rang though the castle. When Brain stopped, he noticed that Twilight was shivering.

"Wh-ut-ut wu-as th-at?" She whimpered out.

"The pride of rock n' roll, the guitar." Brian said with glee.

"What was that noise?" A noise came from the door.

"I don't know darling, but it doesn't sound lady like."

"Common Rares! This band can do who knows what!"

"Looks like we have company." John Deacon said as the Twilight opened the door.

Author's Note

This story will be comprised of short chapters.