Spidey's Harem Adventure

After some much-needed R&R with the Dazzlings and getting cleaned up, you leave the locker room fully dressed up to go and claim your cash prize. You meet up with the man in charge of the cash prize and you tell him your ring name, then you tell him how sorry you are for taking so long. After that, he takes out the money, tossing you a $100 bill, which you take. But sadly, the man just starts counting the rest of his cash for a bit, then looks at you with that bored expression on his face.

"The hell are you waiting for, get outta here," I'm sorry, what?

"$100? I thought the ad said I'd win $3,000. What's going on here?" you ask. Just then, the door opens up and you see the Dazzlings show up. "Hey girls, you alright?"

"A bit wobbly, but alright. Something wrong?" Dagi asks.

"Check the ad again, web head. The add specifically said $3,000... for 3 minutes. And last time I checked, you pinned that guy in two minutes. For that, I give you $100 and you're lucky to get that." fucking hell, this bastard just cheated you out, what a fucking bum!

"I need that money!" you argue.

"I missed the part where that's my problem." he retorts. You glare at him, but then Adagio and the others get in front of you and start singing a melodious tune. The guy falls under their spell and you're just watching the girls at work, smiling as they right this wrong. The man then gets up and gives you the rest of the 3 grand before sitting back down and you stash the money in your pocket. Once the Dazzlings stop their singing, the man looks around as if nothing ever happened. "What the hell just happened?"

"Nothing, I'm leaving," you reply, leaving with the girls. A few seconds later, another man arrives in the room and tosses a bag at the cheating pig.

"Hey, what the hell--" he asks before having a gun pointed at him. Oh boy, this must not be a good day to be a cheating pig, now is it? Looks like karma's a real bitch.

"Put the money in the bag," the robber commands.

Yup, Karma's a real bitch to people who don't think for others.

"Girls, you didn't have to--"

"Hey, when some fat pig tard like that gives you shit, you let us know and we'll take care of the issue. It's the least we can do after everything you did for us earlier," Aria replies, hugging you in one arm. "Besides, as much as we wanted what we had to be a one-time thing, you're just too good to pass up. Come see us the next time you want to have some fun, Anon." Aria then hands you a piece of paper with an address on it. "We don't got phones yet, but we'll get some one day."

"Anyways, we had fun. Thanks again, Anon," Sonata adds.

"And remember, we'll always be ready for more when you're up for it," Dagi replies. You give each girl a hug and a kiss before seeing them off in the elevator. You'd join them on the way down, but right now, you stay where you, then check the mula you made. It's all there, the whole $3,000 sha-bam. Man, you're lucky you had the Dazzlings on your side when that pig tried to cheat you.

"Hurry up!" man shouts in the back. You jump a bit and stash your cash back in your pocket, looking over at where room where the prize-holder is. You hear a grunting sound, then a thud.

Afterwards, you see a man running down the hall in a hurry. "HEY! HE STOLE THE CASH!" the cheatin pig shouts, trying to chase after the thief. Just seeing that man's face makes you want to puke and no way are you gonna help his fat-ass.

"STOP THAT GUY!!!" A security guard shouts. You just stare intensely and step out of the way, letting the thief enter the elevator and make off with that pig's precious cash.

You watch the thief pushing the buttons furiously, then he looks at you as the doors close. "Thanks," he says before he disappears behind the door. It may have been wrong, but it felt good. The security guard... definitely doesn't think so.

"What the hell's the matter with you? You let him go!" he scolds before running back in the hall. "Cut him off in the lobby and call the cops!" he yells into his intercom.

As for the pig. "You could've taken that guy apart! Now he's gonna get away with my money!" Man... it feels good to make the bad people suffer. Although, it's a darn shame you didn't record this. This would've made your day so much sweeter.

"I missed the part where that's my problem." OOH!!! BURN, BITCH!

Well, now that you've had your fun, it's time to go home. You just hope your uncle Cranky isn't too mad that you took so long after what happened.

Soon, you walk out and notice a commotion outside the downtown library.

Cops and crowds are gathered in one place. Your curiosity takes over and you go to see what's going on, hoping that it's not what you fear it might be. You move past some of the crowds, but you're blocked by one of the cops and when you get close enough... fear in your eyes takes over. You see a familiar old man in a brown coat and get worried for him. "NO!!! UNCLE CRANKY!!!"

Yes, your uncle Cranky is on the ground... bleeding. "What happened?!" you ask, panicking.

"Car jacker, he's been shot. But we've just called the paramedics, they're on their way." the cop replies in a calm manner, but you're not so calm. You look back at your uncle, your heart pounding fast.

"Uncle Cranky?" you ask. His breathing isn't steady, but he's still alive. "Uncle Cranky, please!" His eyes open and he looks around for the source. "Uncle Cranky!" your voice cracks a bit.

His eyes soon land on you. "Anon," he calls to you, just barely. Your eyes grow wet. You try to stay strong, but don't know what to do with your uncle's critical condition. It's hard for you to see your dear uncle in his current state, heartbreaking.

"I'm here, uncle Cranky. Don't worry, you're gonna be fine," your voice cracks more.

Uncle Cranky reaches for your hand and you grab his, keeping your eyes focused on his. "Anon..." he says, trying to tell you something, but... his strength betrays him and his eyes close shut. You feel his grip quickly loosening from your hand. Sadly... he lets go... and becomes lifeless. Your Uncle Cranky... is dead. All you can do is weep in sorrow over his death.

"No! Uncle Cranky..." you sob, hugging his dead body.

"They've got the shooter..." One of the cops say before giving his location. Your eyes burst open and you rise up, filled with only one thing... revenge. You run off from the crime scene and head into an alleyway, losing your jacket and putting on your mask. You run into a wall and start crawling upwards fast. You keep climbing while scouting your surroundings for any objects to latch onto. You leap off the wall and grab a post, keeping your grip on it as you flip a few times before launching your self onto a building. You leap onto another, and then another and stop to find where the perp is at.

You find him in your uncle's stolen car. "You're not getting away from me that easy, fucker," you say in a low, angry tone before spinning a web on the neighboting building.

This is your 2nd time ever swinging on a building, but you don't have time to practice. You breathe in and exhale before taking the leap of faith. You almost take a face-plant on the brick wall, but you spin another web on your left and swing away from the building and spin another web. Now you're over the streets, swinging onwards towards the killer. The cops keep up with him, but you're quicker and soon catch up with the bastard and land on top of your uncle's stolen car.

"COME HERE!!!" you shout, punching through the roof of the car. You try to grab the killer's face, but he keeps shaking and fidgeting, trying to shake you off.

He gets his gun, shooting blindly in your direction, but he misses every shot. You leap onto the tanker next to you to avoid getting shot at some more. You take a few steps back, then run full-speed and jump off, landing on the car's hood and face the killer. You punch a whole through the window. The killer can't see and steers off-course just as you wanted. You feel a sense of danger tingling in your head. You look behind you and see a steel, barred gate before you react fast enough to jump out of the way.

The killer crashes into the gates before stepping out and running into an abandoned warehouse.

With the other cops arriving at the scene, you follow the perp inside. You find him on the 2nd floor of the building and wait in the shadows, like the spider you are. He's uneasy and scared. And he's well-armed, but you're not fazed one bit, just fueled with anger. "WHO'S THERE?!" he calls out. He catches a glimpse of your shadow and he fires at you, but you move to another spot. You zip down, hanging upside-down for a bit, just to glare over at your weak, spineless prey before zipping up once more.

The guy runs over to a door to bust it down. You act quickly and grab him. "Not so fast," you growl, slamming his face into one of the windows. He exclaims in pain. You do it again and he screams. You toss him away from the doors, knocking him against one of the support beams.

You walk up to him. He pulls a knife at you, swinging, but you dodge and then kick it up at the ceiling, disarming him of one of his cheap toys. You uppercut his jaw, then kick him against the wall. You get up close to him and take off your mask, just to give him a good look at his vengeful predator. "Come on, man! I didn't do anything to you, I swear, I'm innocent! Just let me go, please!"

"Do you remember the man you killed? The guy who's car you stole?!" you ask, trying not to blow up in this guy's face, but you're just too upset right now.

"Come on! I'm sorry, okay! Just give me a chance! PLEASE!" he begs. It sickens you that this man is begging for mercy, even when he showed your uncle none whatsoever.

"What about my uncle? Did you give him a chance? DID YOU?" You then pin him against the wall. "ANSWER ME RIGHT NOW, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!"

Just then, one of the police searchlights land on the window and it reveals the guy's face. Your eyes widen in shock when you remember this guy's face. It's the same crook who robbed that pig back at the arena... the same one that you should've stopped back then and there. This... this was the man you let go... the one whom you let kill your uncle Cranky Doodle. You back away, giving the guy a chance to pull out his gun and chuckle, making him think that he's won the fight. "See ya."

Snapping you out of it, you grab his wrist and twist it, disarming him again. "Prison is too good for you, you murderer... I'll finish you off myself." Man... you are pissed.

The man is frightened and steps back. He's cornered, unarmed and has no way of defeating you. Just then, his foot clashes against something sticking out of the ground. He loses his balance and in that moment, he... almost falls out of the warehouse to his death, but you catch him with your webs and lower him down gentley... despite what you said earlier. "No... I won't make that mistake again," you say to yourself. The police quickly go after the perp and you leave the scene, putting your mask back on.

Later on that night, you stand on top of one of the buildings and overlook Canterlot City.

You're beating yourself up over the massive blunder you've committed. Uncle Cranky, of all people... suffering a gunshot when he didn't do anything wrong. Your pillar of strength. And just like that... he was gone... like fallen leaves in the wind. "It shouldn't have been him... not my uncle Cranky." And the worst part is when you have to break the news to aunt Matilda.

Later, you arrive home, after picking up your sweater. You find your aunt Matilda in her chair, dressed in her pajamas, worried about you. "Honey, where have you been? I was so worried about you! And where's your uncle, is he alright?" she asks, walking up to you.

"Aunt Matilda... I... I have some bad news," you say. Matilda's already picking up, but you tell her anyways, letting her know what happened to uncle Cranky. Matilda is heartbroken and bursts into tears as she hugs you, grieving over the loss of her departed husband. Nothing can ever fill up the empty hole in your hearts... and nothing ever will... may he rest his soul in peace, uncle Cranky Doodle.

Meanwhile, over at Rider Aerospace, a car pulls up to the place and the owner, Wind Rider walks over to meet General Odin, who's coming out of the vehicle. "Good evening, General."

"And good evening to you, too, Rider. How's that new flight suit coming along?" Odin asks. Rider's confident smile gives the general a good grasp on how everything is running just smoothly.

"It's going great, the suit should be just about ready," Rider replies.

"If it does what you say it does, I'll sign that contract as promised," Odin says. The two head over to one of the bunkers and watch the flight suit from the small, narrow windows. The guys out in the testing area clear out as the man in the flight suit gets ready to take off.

"And what about your regards about Timber Spruce?" Rider asks.

"Nothing would please me more than to put Timber Spruce out of business," Odin says bluntly. Wow... he's probably as cold as Sugarcoat. Are they related?

"Pre-flight complete. Mark!" the pilot says before he starts taking off in mid-air.

Just then, "We're picking up an unidentified flying object," man over the intercom says.

"The hell is that?" the pilot asks.

"Do you see anything?" the man in the intercom asks before cackling can be heard in the distance. The pilot is terrified as he spots something green flying towards him, launching a missle.

"Oh my god!" the pilot panics.

The missle explodes upon contact with the flight suit, incinerating the pilot in the explosion and alerting the people of the danger they're in. In the midst of the fire, a green creature riding a glider appears and launches yet another missle, aiming it at the bunkers. The people inside yell in fear before the inside of the bunkers explode, eliminating all who are inside. The green creature atop the glider flies off, cackling in victory.

"How's that for going out with a bang?!" the creature in the green suit shouts before leaving.

Some time later, crowds can be heard, cheering in celebration and for a good reason: graduation day. High school is all over and it's now time for you and all of your senior classmates to move on. You're at Canterlot High out in the football field where the ceremony has just ended. Some of your senior classmates are throwing their caps in the air while you're just finishing a photo shoot. You're holding up a plaque, showing that you've won the science award and with flying colors. You reunite with your aunt Matilda, embracing her in a warm hug and earning a peck on the cheek from her.

"I'm so proud of you, you look so handsome," Matilda says happily.

"Hey, Anon!" you hear Oak Spruce call out to you. You turn to him. "I got good news, my brother's got a place for us in the city, so we're all set!" Now that's some good news for you. Time to finally leave the nest and make it out on your own, just like you've always wanted.

"Oak!" Timber calls out. You and Oak turn to his brother. They hug each other. "You really pulled through, buddy, I'm proud of you. Congrats." Oak nods, then... "Anon, the science award! Nice!"

"Thanks Timber," you reply. The man approaches you and gives you a sympathetic look. Word went around about your uncle's death, especially at your school. Nearly everyone felt sorry for you. And it seems even Timber is caring enough to offer you his support.

"I know it's been a tough time, what with your uncle and all. But try to enjoy this day. He wouldn't want you to suffer all your life, buddy," Timber encourages.

While he's giving you the talk, Oak looks over and sees Sunset arguing with Flash Sentry. Apparently, she's had enough of his bullshit and now... they're not talking anymore. Good news for you, because now she's single and right for the taking. Bad news is... you're not the only one who's crazy for her.

"You're like a brother to Oak. That makes you family. So if you ever need anything, anything at all, you feel free to give me a call, okay?" Timber says.

"Of course," you nod. It feels good to have people lending you a hand instead of constantly causing you so much torment and misery nonstop.

Later on, after your graduation ceremony and heading back to aunt Matilda's... "Dear, would you like me to fix you up something, anything?"

You turn around. "No thanks," you reply politely before heading upstairs. Matilda just sits there and watches you walk up the steps. She can just tell, despite the ceremony, you're still beating yourself up about what happened to your uncle. But, if you know your aunt well and you certainly do, she'll do all that she can to help you back on your feet just like how your uncle did time and again.

Around nightfall, you lay on your bed, weeping what remaining tears you have left in your eyes, still thinking about how you could've saved Uncle Cranky if you had only done the right thing.

The guilt is eating you up inside and you just don't know what else to do. Thankfully, you feel your aunt Matilda sit down on your bed right next to you, trying to comfort you. "I missed him a lot today," your voice cracks, not turning to your aunt. Matilda nods in understanding.

"I know. I miss him, too. But he was there," Matilda says.

"Sometimes I feel like... I should've been there quicker, then maybe he wouldn't have had to suffer like that, but now there's nothing I can do for him, now. I feel like a failure, aunt Matilda," your voice still cracks, but then, your aunt taps on your shoulder to get you to look at her. Seeing the kind and gentle smile on her face is able to settle down your nerves.

"You loved him. And he loved you. He never doubted the man you would one day grow up to be. How you were meant for great things. You won't disappoint him," she says. After her talk, she leaves you to be and exits the room while you gather your thoughts.

'Meant for... great things?' you ask in your head. Getting up from your bed, you go to close the door to your room and check the little box under your bed. You pull out your old wrestling shirt and put it aside before looking at the sketch of your Spider-Man suit. Just then... an idea floods deep within your mind.

"With great power... comes great responsibility. Remember that, Anon. Remember that," Uncle Cranky's voice echoes in your head.

'Thanks uncle Cranky. I won't let you down... never again,' you say in your head. It seems your aunt and uncle were right, now that you have these amazing powers... it's time to use them for the right reasons, no longer are you gonna use them for your own selfish gain. It's time for the spider... to emerge.

One month has passed and right now, you're out in the city, looking through your phone for any job listing that you might want to apply for.

Just then, you notice a swarm of police cars zooming down the road. You put your phone inside your pocket and run into an alleyway, out of the public's eye view. You change out of your clothes and web them against a wall before putting on your mask and emerging out in your new suit.

You jump up and spin a web, swinging after the cops, following them hot on their tail.

The cops arrive at the Canterlot City Depository, armed to the teeth. "Looks like a bank robbery. And where there's robbers there's hostages. I have to make sure they don't get hurt." you say. You swing over to one of the sides of the bank and get inside through an air vent. "Ah, my own private "Ventrance." Uh... seriously dude, did you just rip that off of the game? Anyways, you crawl through the vent, trying your best to navigate and find the perfect right place to ambush the robbers.

Suddenly, you hear someone crying in fear and... "Hey, shut up, bitch!" one of the robbers snaps. You follow the sound and quickly stop yourself just above one of the robbers.

You open up the vent ever so quietly, "Well, I hope they don't mind if I make a quick deposit." Aaaand, now we're gonna have to deal with some more spidey quips. Lovely. You scan the area and count 3 robbers in total, all armed to the teeth with heavy machine guns. Luckily, one of them isn't being watched. You web up one of them by the face and gun before pulling him up and trapping him in a web cacoon, leaving him squirming and trying to break free from your trap.

"Uh, uh, uh, you're in a time-out, mister," you quip. You climb out of the air vent and crawl along the ceiling, then web up the 2nd goon. "Boy, you are so grounded." Okay, "papa" I think they get it.

Now there's only one goon left. All you do with this guy is disarm him by webbing up his gun and sticking it to the ceiling before letting go of the ceiling and delivering a hard punch to the face. The guy grunts before landing on the floor, knocked out like a light. "Mind if I "drop in?" Oy vey... How people are able to deal with Spidey quips, the world may never know. But, at least the folks are safe now. You look over at the hostages who are still scared, even though you just saved them.

"Hey, coast is clear, head on out of the bank, pronto. The police can take care of these guys," you say. Without missing a beat, the people quickly burst right out the doors. You, on the other hand, zip back up into the air vent and crawl back out the way you came.

The police quickly come inside the bank and secure the suspects while you make your clean escape and flee the scene to your next destination. "Thank god, no one was hurt," you say to yourself. Moments later, you stop atop of one of the buildings for a quick look at your police scanner app. So far, no other crimes are happening, but then you get a text from your pal, Oak Spruce.

"Hey, Anon. We're out of cottage cheese. Can you pick some up?" Oak's text read.

"Yeah, sure. I'm close to the grocery store right now," you text back. Yeah... one problem... you don't have your normal clothes on you. Well... time to go back and get them.

After that boring round trip and getting the cottage cheese, you make your way back to the apartment as fast as you can without using your powers.

You want to make sure you don't allow the cottage cheese to spoil. You pick up the pace and race back to the apartment complex, rushing past anyone who was walking down the sidewalk. In no time flat, you arrive at your place and head inside. Then, you take the staircase up to the 4th floor and walk down the hallways on your way to your room where you and your friend are staying.

Getting out your keys, you unlock the door and step inside. Your friend is over in the dining area, scrolling through his phone, ignoring his papers. He then looks in your direction with a smile. "Hey, glad you made it and thanks for getting the cottage cheese."

"No problem, I was on the way, after all," you reply before sitting down on the couch and turning on your flat screen to see a news report. It shows footage of some armed robbers being escorted into the back of a SWAT truck while hostages are being interviewed. Most of them are giving the same statement about some "weirdo in a red and blue spandex" fighting off the armed robbers. But the very few individuals give praise to the one called "Spider-Man" for saving their lives. However, Oak, for some reason, doesn't seem to enjoy even the mention of the wall-crawling web-slinger one bit.

"There he goes again, butting into police business. What's up with that guy?" Oak asks, disapprovingly, making you feel a bit hurt and irritated.

"Hey, he's just trying to help, cut him a little slack," you protest. "You think he's just gonna stand around and let those people get hurt?" But Oak refuses to listen to reason.

"Anon, he's a vigilante, who knows what he stands to gain," Oak replies stubbornly.

"The only thing he has to gain out of that scenario are people returning to their families and friends. Do you see him trying to go to the press for an interview? No," you argue. If only your words could get through that thick skull of his, but this is Oak Spruce, always stubborn as a mewl.

"He's avoiding interrogation from the cops. If he wanted some praise, he should ditch the costume and become a cop, a doctor or a firefighter. Vigilantes only bring trouble," Oak shakes his head left and right and you just facepalm yourself.

'What does it take to get this guy on my side?' you think to yourself. "You think what you want, I'm gonna go and take a walk to clear my head," you say to him before leaving the room. You and Oak give each other a fist bump before you finally head out again for your daily patrol.

After changing into your suit again and securing your clothes in a safety web net, you swing around the city and stop by the tallest building there, landing on the wall.

"I wish Oak would see the brighter side of Spider-Man. He has to understand that I care for this city just as much as the normal people here do," you say, talking to yourself. "One day, I'll change his stubborn attitude, just gotta have faith and a little patience." Then you realize.... "I've got to stop talking to myself." And sure enough, another notification on your police scanner app pops up. You take your phone out of your pocket and listen to what the police are talking about.

"Calling any available units, reports of a stranger in a drenchcoat holding a couple of hostages by the Canterlot Bridge, be advised to proceed with caution," the man on the scanner says.

"More hostages? What is it with these bozos using people for leverage?" you ask yourself before jumping off the side of the building and swinging towards the scene. If only you knew what was lying ahead for you when you arrived there... it will certainly throw you for a loop.