“No fucking way Apple Bloom. No dude's dick is that big.” Scootaloo whispered unconvinced, making sure to not draw the whole lecture hall's attention over to the trio's licentious conversation. “You're full of shit.”
Apple Bloom perked an eyebrow and gave her friend a smug smirk. The deliciously buxom and fit farm girl knew an opportunity to take advantage of a sucker when she saw one. “Oh yeah? You wanna bet on it, ho?”
Scootaloo grinned and leaned back in her chair, she casually responded, “What'd you have in mind, slut?” Scootaloo was confident that Apple Bloom was lying. Being the 'size queen' that she was, the claims Apple Bloom were making about her brother Big Mac just didn't add up. She'd been with a handful of stallions and viewed countless hours of porn over a plethora of different sites. None of them even came close to measuring up to what Apple Bloom was claiming.
“Woah! Wait a minute you two cock hungry harlots, let me get in on this bet," Sweetie Belle said, just a little too loud.
Silence filled the lecture hall for a few moments, nearly every student in the room had turned their attention to three lifelong friends in the back. A range of confused, irritated, and shocked looks were plastered over every other student's faces.
The professor cleared his throat loudly at the front of the class, a stern look on his face as he stared at the ladies in the back with his arms folded across his chest. “Miss Belle, I'd like you to see me in my office after class... And if you three have no intention of paying attention during my lecture then please don't distract the students who do want to learn something.”
“Sorry, professor.” The trio sheepishly replied as they each buried their noses into their notebooks.
With the halfhearted apology seemingly enough to placate the professor, the three waited until he resumed his lecture before quietly continuing their conversation.
“So, what’s the bet?” Sweetie Belle whispered this time.
“One that you’re not included in,” Apple Bloom quietly replied.
Sweetie Belle frowned. “What? Why not?”
“Because this is between two mares who aren’t fucking the professor for their grade,” Scootaloo said smugly.
Sweetie Belle puffed out her cheeks and inaudibly huffed, clearly upset that she was being excluded from the bet and also from the fact that her little secret wasn’t necessarily a ‘secret’ after all. “Fine whatever... “ She turned back to face the lecture, ignoring her two friends. “At least I’m going to get an A.” She mumbled under her breath.
After their classes, Scootaloo and Apple Bloom moseyed their way toward the large, bright-red and white trimmed Sweet Apple Acres barn. The pair stopped just in front of the large, closed, double-doored entryway, Apple Bloom looked toward her shorter pegasus friend with an overly confident grin, “I'll make ya a deal... If ya want to concede the bet now, I'll only make ya eat me out for a week.”
With a roll of her eyes and a buzz of her wings, Scootaloo scoffed. In her mind, she wasn't going to fall for the obvious bait. “Hell no, you're just trying to win now because you know you're gonna lose the moment we walk into the barn... Heck, I bet your brother has a micropenis that I won't even be able to see.”
Apple Bloom chuckled and shrugged, “Okay, it's your funeral hun. Once Mac's done splitting you in half today, the only thing you'll be able to taste on your lips will be mah cunt. I'll make sure you eat me out at least five times a day.”
The door to the barn slid open, just wide enough for Applejack to stumble out with an air-headed grin on her face. Paying neither of them no mind, she waddled on passed them as she made her way back out to the farm to finish her chores for the day, her hat slightly askew on top of her head.
“What the heck was that?” Scootaloo asked wide-eyed. “It looks like she just had the best fuck of her life.”
“She probably did,” Apple Bloom shrugged.
“With your brother?”
“Yeah… Who the fuck else?”
“You know that’s incest, right?” Scootaloo gave Apple Bloom a look of disbelief.
“So?” the younger apple sibling shrugged again. “It's not like he’s gettin us pregnant or nothing...” Apple Bloom grabbed Scootaloo by the wrist and began guiding her inside the barn. “Now c'mon, better hurry up before he leaves to finish his own farm work.”
Scootaloo was led inside the barn, the smell of hay, livestock, and sex hung in the air. Looking around, she noticed all the stalls with various farm equipment or piles of hay. It wasn’t until her eyes focused on the bright red stallion getting dressed in the center that her jaw dropped.
Big Mac stood there with his jeans down to his ankles as he was just about ready to put on his shirt. He noticed the pair enter the barn and start gawking right away, he gave them a small grin and a brief nod. “Girls.”
His entire body was like a shrine to the gods, from his well-built, broad shoulders, muscular arms, washboard abdominals, powerful legs, and toned glutes. Even with all of those wonderful features to admire, one still stuck out above the rest, and that was hanging prominently for both mares to see.
His mare-breaker of a stallionhood currently hung limply between his legs. The tip of his cock hung down almost to his knees with a pair of matching veins that rested on either side of his lengthy shaft. His sizable girth was nothing to be ignored either, his thickness would make almost any mare flinch.
“Holy shit, you weren’t lying,” Scootaloo said incredulously under her breath, just loud enough for Apple Bloom to hear.
Apple Bloom nearly fell to the floor laughing at her friend. “Hahahaha, Of course, I wasn’t, you idiot, us Apples never lie.”
Once she composed herself, Apple Bloom gave her friend a conciliatory pat on the shoulder. “Looks like I won the bet, huh?”
Scootaloo nodded, absentmindedly confirming her defeat. She stared in awe, her mouth-watering from just the sight of Mac’s half-flaccid member.
Apple Bloom leaned in and whispered into Scootaloo’s ear, “You want my brother’s cock, don’t you?”
Scootaloo nodded again, her mouth salivating so much she was nearly drooling.
Apple Bloom smiled and gave Scootaloo an enthusiastic smack on the ass, causing a startled yelp to fly from the short pegasus’s mouth. “Good!” Looking at her brother, she spoke. “Mac, do you think you have time to please two hot college sluts before you get back to work?”
Big Mac chuckled and glanced at his watch to check the time. “Eeyup, I think, I can fit in both of ya before I need to get back to it,” He said with a nod and a wry grin.
“Well, let’s not waste any time then,” Apple Bloom said, yanking Scootaloo over toward Big Mac. In what seemed like an instant, both ladies were stark naked along with the oldest Apple sibling. It was obvious to anyone who gave even the quickest of passing glances at either of the two mares that they each took good care of their bodies. That fact was magnified when they had their clothes off.
Scootaloo, being the smallest and most athletic out of her friends had amazing muscle tone in all the right places for a mare. Even with her smaller sized breasts and rump, her beauty was nothing to scoff at. Apple Bloom, on the other hand, seemed to have a body with the perfect mix of muscle and fat, nicely-sized breasts that any stallion wished they could smother their face into and the same could be said about her ass.
Both girls quickly fell to their knees, cushioned by the thick layer of hay. Their faces stood directly in front of the stallion’s cock. They watched its veins pulse along the shaft as the tip dripped pre-cum like a leaky faucet.
Scootaloo was the first to make a move, breaking from her trance-like state now that she was so close to the mammoth mare-pleaser, she quickly darted forward and engulfed the first couple inches with her mouth. She did her best to soak the tip of his length in her saliva, enjoying the pleasant, smooth, and salty taste of his cock.
Big Mac let a happy snicker fall from his lips, “Seems like someone’s hungry.” he said while enjoying the warmth and wetness of the orange pegasus’s mouth.
“Mmmmm, that’s it Scoots… Suck my brother’s cock.” Apple Bloom said huskily as she kneeled next to the tiny pegasus and fondled one of her tits while her brother was fellated.
Eagerly, Scootaloo’s tongue went to work trying to please Big Mac’s length the best she could. Mac would groan and his stallionhood would twitch in her mouth each time she circled his tip--it was one of his more sensitive spots.
Apple Bloom knelt there and tried her best to enjoy the show. With her hand groping her chest, she was absolutely revved up, leaking from her marehood, and growing a bit impatient as Scootaloo just continued to suckle the first few inches of Big Mac’s stallionhood.
Apple Bloom let out an annoyed sigh, “You gunna start suckin his dick any time soon?” She rolled her eyes. “or are yah gonna keep lickin him like a lollypop?” Pulling her hand away from her tits, she grabbed the back of Scootaloo’s head. “Here, Scootaloo, let me help you out.” Apple Bloom couldn’t help but smirk as she pushed her friend’s head forward.
Scootaloo put up little resistance as she was forced to take in more of Big Mac’s length. Her hands instinctively wanted to push against Big Mac’s thighs in an attempt to slow Apple Bloom’s push, but she knew her strength would be outmatched. Instead, both of her hands began to fondle and squeeze the stallion’s heavy balls.
With almost half of Mac’s shaft filling her mouth, she felt the tip of his stallionhood tickle the entrance to her throat as her descent halted. Unable to move in either direction due to Apple Bloom’s strong hold on her head and hair, Scootaloo’s tongue went back to work. This time eagerly lapping along the shaft as she probed for sensitive spots yet again. Her eyes wandered around, switching between looking up at Mac’s pleased grin and looking straight ahead at the rest of the stallion’s shaft still left to be deposited into her throat.
Unceremoniously, Scootaloo felt herself being pulled backward by Apple Bloom’s firm grasp. Mac’s rod slowly left her mouth until just the head of his cock was all that remained inside.
Just as quickly, Scootaloo was pushed back down onto Big Mac’s length, it wasn’t long before Apple Bloom had her friend fellating her brother at the pace she set. Loud and wet slurps filled the barn as Scootaloo knelt there, allowing her mouth to be used like a fleshlight--Scootaloo could even feel her own arousal leaking down her inner thighs as Apple Bloom forced her head back and forth steadily.
Apple Bloom was beginning to really get into it as well. Her free hand easily buried itself into her dripping snatch, soaking her fingers in her juices as she stoked the fires of her own lust. She let out her own moan while she continued to play with herself and sped up the pace of Scootaloo’s bobbing.
Apple Bloom smirked toward her brother. “Hey Mac, did you know Scootaloo doesn’t have a gag reflex?” she asked.
“Eenope,” He grunted out in response.
“Here, let me show ya,” Apple Bloom said as she pushed her friend’s face forward with a devilish smirk. Scootaloo could feel the head of Mac’s cock enter her throat. With practiced ease, she was able to suppress her gag reflex and continue going forward, taking in the entirety of Big Mac’s dick until her nostrils were pressed right up against his groin. Her airway was plugged with stallion meat, throat bulging noticeably as her esophagus massaged and pleasured the thick rod of flesh.
“Ya like that, big bro?” Apple Bloom asked.
Mac closed his eyes, enjoying the pleasant, velvety-smooth, tightness of the mare’s throat. He clenched his fists and grit his teeth, doing all he could to not buck his hips wildly as his cock twitched and drooled globs of pre down Scootaloo’s throat, telltale signs that Scootaloo’s mouth was doing a wonderful job.
“Eeyup.”
Seeing her friend take all of her brother’s stallionhood so easily, Apple Bloom started to play a little bit rough with the pegasus. The steady and methodical pace of upstrokes and downstrokes that she had first set at the start quickly grew into a more rapid and turbulent rhythm.
It wasn’t long before Apple Bloom was face fucking Scootaloo on her brother’s cock, yanking her back roughly by her hair and slamming her forward into Big Mac’s pubic bone.
Scootaloo loved every second of it.
Tears streamed down Scootaloo’s cheeks, her vision was blurry and unfocused, her face was covered in drool as lines of spit hung from her chin. She moaned unabashedly onto Mac’s rod as her own hands began to fondle and squeeze the stallion’s heavy balls.
“I’mma gettin close,” Mac groaned loudly, looking at his youngest sister.
With a quick nod toward her brother, Apple Bloom wrenched Scootaloo’s head back, leaving her still on her brother’s cock, but able to catch her breath.
The youngest apple sibling leaned in close to Scootaloo as she extricated her drenched fingers from her pussylips. She gave her fingers a quick sniff, closing her eyes and humming as she enjoyed her own scent. Apple Bloom moved her marejuice soaked digits right beneath her friend’s nose. “Get used to this scent, It’s going to be all you smell once you’re paying up on our bet...” She whispered into the pegasus’s ear. Her fingers began wiping themselves off right under Scootaloo’s nose, smearing it into the orange mare’s upper lip until they were completely dry.
The scent of arousal and cuntjuices filled Scootaloo’s nostrils. The sweet and powerful musk made the poor pegasus even wetter between her thighs. A moan fell on to Big Mac’s tip yet again as both of their bodies shuddered from the pleasure.
Apple Bloom reveled in the sight of her friend’s lips wrapped around her brother’s dick. With an impish grin on her muzzle, she tightened her grip on Scootaloo’s hair, getting ready to push her back down again. “Okay, Scoots, deep breath now! You’re not coming up for air until Mac cums down your throat,” She said.
Scootaloo took a deep breath through her nose--forced to inhale her friend’s scent--as she was pushed back down. The thick length of stallion meat invaded her throat as she swallowed it down. Within seconds her face was completely forced up against Mac’s pubic bone, her throat convulsed and undulated, pleasuring the Apple stallion’s dick the best she could. Mac let out a grunt as his cock twitched happily, caressed by Scootaloo’s warm, wet, and tight esophagus. The thick member drooled a steady stream of sticky precum down into the mare’s gullet, like a feeding tube.
Apple Bloom reached up and felt the bulge near the bottom of Scootaloo’s neck. “Damn, Mac! Is that your medial ring?” She gave it a firm squeeze. Looking up toward her brother with a smirk, she felt it pulse as her brother snorted, she could tell he was so close to popping off.
“Eeyup,” Mac said as he clenched his fists even tighter.
“Holy shit, you must be in her stomach then.”
Apple Bloom held her friend’s face firmly up against her brother’s crotch. She was serious about not letting the pegasus up for air.
With her airway stuffed by the biggest stallionhood she had ever seen, Scootaloo’s air supply slowly depleted. Scootaloo began to fidget as her lungs were begging for air, a burning sensation filled her chest as her face gradually turned blue. Her teary eyes shot up toward Big Mac, pleading for him to cum down her throat so she could come up for air.
With a grunt and a groan, Mac finally let his load fly. Like a firehose, his cum-blaster unleashed a tsunami of foal fluid directly into Scootaloo’s gullet. Three full spurts from the virile stallion’s cock were all it took to fill the pegasus’s stomach and mildly bloat her normally flat and toned tummy.
With a vicious yank from Apple Bloom, Scootaloo was yanked off of Big Mac’s dick, allowing her to gasp, cough, and sputter for breath on her knees--a few more moments without air and she probably would have passed out. The last few ropes of jizz fired onto her hair and forehead, leaving a nice contrast of thick gooey white strands on her orange fur and short magenta locks.
After a few minutes of hacking and coughing up what seemed to be both of her lungs, Scootaloo was pushed down onto her back. Gathering her wits, she stared back up at the stallion now between her legs. The first thing she noticed was the fact that he was still hard, even after unleashing a prodigious load into her stomach--one that she still felt the weight and thickness of sloshing around inside her. Her eyes began to grow wide as Big Mac kneeled down and lined himself up with her cunt.
“Ready for the main event, Scootaloo?” Apple Bloom asked with glee as she decided to lay down on her side, next to her friend. “This is what you’ve been wantin, right?”
“H-how is he s-still hard?” Scootaloo asked. Her jaw hung slack while her eyes were wide in amazement.
Apple Bloom let out a short chuckle. “Big Mac here is known for his stamina. Ain’t that right, big bro?”
Big Mac gave her sister a small smirk and a quick nod. “Eeyup.” The large flared tip of his stallionhood teased Scootaloo’s opening, like dipping a toe into a swimming pool, the well-endowed stallion was ‘testing the waters’, seeing what kind of cunt he had to play with.
Scootaloo couldn’t help but gasp, as her eyelids fluttered quickly, “Ohhhh ssshhhiit, yess,” she moaned out loudly.
Apple Bloom couldn’t help but grab one of her friend’s tits, slowly squeezing and kneading it in one hand--forcing a pleasant chorus of moans from Scootaloo. To no one’s surprise, her other hand was back to stroking her own drenched marehood, lightly playing with her outer lips and clit before sinking in a pair of fingers into her depths.
Once the youngest apple-sibling had found an enjoyable even tempo for both of her hands, she looked towards her brother, “Go on, big bro, give her a dicking down she’ll never forget.”
Not needing any more encouragement, Big Mac gradually began sinking his spear into Scootaloo. His length effortlessly slid into Scootaloo’s creamy folds, her drenched marehood and his spit slicked shaft provided more than an ample amount of lubrication for him to fill and stretch the poor pegasus’s cunt to capacity with ease. Within seconds, the head of his cock was pressed up against Scootaloo’s cervical wall--with still a few inches left to spare.
Mac listened to Scootaloo let out a scream filled with pure bliss. Being on a short fuse to begin with from all the foreplay prior to being stuffed full with the biggest member she’d ever seen, it was no surprise that she came hard on the stallion’s cock--a sound and sight that had Apple Bloom smirking almost instantly.
“Pretty good, eh, Scoots?” Apple Bloom asked, not expecting a response.
Scootaloo could do nothing but shake and tremble, her vision flashed white, her pupils shrank to the size of pinpricks, and her eyes went cross. The overwhelming pleasure caught the pegasus by surprise. Her marehood violently discharged spurt after spurt of marecum on to both her and Big Mac’s groins, soaking and matting their fur in her warm fluids.
Big Mac groaned as he enjoyed the sensations of Scootaloo’s inner walls dancing all over his cock. Even with a powerful orgasm massaging his dick, Mac wouldn’t be deterred from his ultimate goal, fully hilting this slut.
The thin fleshy barrier protecting the entrance to Scootaloo’s womb was putting up a decent fight, bending more and more on each one of the stallion’s successive thrusts, letting him get deeper inside, but still without his goal achieved. Big Mac’s steady rhythm of powerful thrusts was drawing out Scootaloo’s orgasm longer and longer, slowly turning the mare’s brain into a pleasure-chemical drunk, gibberish-spouting mess.
The constant pleasure of a convulsing marehood as soft, hot, and wet as Scootaloo’s was taking its toll on Big Mac. He could tell that he wouldn’t be able to hold out much longer at this rate. Grabbing Scootaloo by the thighs, he grunted loudly as he gave Scootaloo one final earth stallion powered thrust, breaking through the poor mare’s cervix in the process and finally allowing Big Mac’s hips to loudly slap against the pegasus’s groin.
He watched as Scootaloo’s eyes nearly popped out of her head from the massive cock impaling her to the fullest extent. A scream mixed with tones of pain and pleasure rattled through the barn as her body shook uncontrollably from the intense climax.
It didn’t take long for Mac to let out a bestial groan of his own, his member fired off another salvo of steaming hot, liquid baby batter, this time directly into Scootaloo’s defenseless womb. By the time his rod had finished dumping its seed, Scootaloo’s stretched pussy was overflowing, her belly looked even more inflated, round and pudgy as her womb and stomach were now loaded with Apple spunk.
Big Mac took a moment to catch his breath, cumming twice in such quick succession could do that to even him.
Apple Bloom continued to casually lay beside her friend, groping an orange-furred tit in one hand and rubbing the cum-bloated stomach with her other, the same smug smirk rested on her muzzle as she listened to Scootaloo’s unintelligible cock-drunk blabbering.
“So, how was it, Scoots?”
“Mmmffmdppffggglkhhrk”
“Heh, yeah, pretty sure that’s what I sounded like too after my first time getting dicked down, by Mac.”
The youngest Apple sibling glanced toward her brother, “Looks like you fucked her pretty good... She sounds like she should be in a god damn mental institution.”
“Hah, eeyup.” He slowly pulled himself free from Scootaloo’s cunt with a wet ‘schlick’, allowing a steady flow of cum to trickle out and down on to the mixture of hay and dirt floor below.
“Think you’ve got one more round in you, Big fella?”
“Mhmm.” He hummed with a nod.
“Good, back up a bit and let me get some of that cream you just pumped into Scootaloo while you rut this ass.”
Big Mac backed away from Scootaloo’s legs, giving his little sister enough space to plant herself down on all fours between her friend’s legs. With her beautifully round, perfect ass raised high in the air and her face merely inches away from the still trembling pegasus’s abused leaking marehood, Apple Bloom was ready for a rough riding.
Without any hesitation, Apple Bloom had her arms wrapped around Scootaloo’s thighs and her face planted firmly into the orange mare’s cum-filled nethers. Her tongue and lips worked together to extract as much of her brother’s seed as she could--an act that didn’t go unnoticed from the fuck-drunk pegasus as more undecipherable gibberish fell from her mouth. A mixture of Scootaloo’s juices and Big Mac’s cream provided a familiar yet unique taste that Apple Bloom was happy to loudly gulp down.
As she continued to delve her tongue deeper combing every inch of pussy for the delicious concoction, Apple Bloom began to wiggle her ass back and forth, putting on an enticing display as she contentedly waited for her brother.
The oldest Apple sibling wasn’t one to keep a mare waiting and this was no exception. With plenty of lubrication from his previous fuck still coating his member, he grabbed both of his sister’s asscheeks and spread them wide, revealing a perfectly tight and ready hole for him to fill, just like he had done so many times before.
He lined himself up with Apple Bloom’s tiny puckered rosebud, always wondering to himself how she would fit around his thick hog. That thought quickly disappeared, pushing his hips forward with enough force to pop the first few inches into her rectum.
Apple Bloom grunted into Scootaloo’s marehood as she felt her asshole stretch wide to accommodate her brother’s girth. Slowly, her anal cavity was filled, allowing her to feel and remember every single inch and vein of flesh invading her favorite hole.
Big Mac continued to push himself deeper, using his strength to grab his sister’s hips and pull her back onto his length, watching it vanish within the hot and tight confines of Apple Bloom’s anus. With Apple Bloom being an anal pro and Mac’s steady pace, his hips quickly connected with the yellow earth mare’s perfectly plump, round asscheeks--the perfect set of airbags to help her take on the onslaught of collisions that was inevitably coming.
Apple Bloom pulled herself back for air, her face covered in a sloppy mixture of cum and marejuices. She looked back toward her brother with a bliss-filled smile.
“Ohhhh God, Mac... I missed how your prick fucking rearranges my insides.”
Big let out a mildly irritated snort. “Well, If you came back home from school more often, there’d be more opportunities to do this… After all, AJ can only handle so much of me in a day.”
“Well…Hnng,” She winced as she felt Mac start to pull out. “Why don’t you remind me about what I’ve been missing?”
Mac gave his sister a devious smirk. “With pleasure, sis.”
Big Mac pulled back a few inches and thrust himself back in, smacking his hips against Apple Bloom’s ass. A loud groan escaped the mare’s lips as pleasure coursed through her body. The immense pressure and ultimate feeling of fullness in her tightest hole lit up the pleasure center of her brain like a Hearthswarming tree.
Again, Big Mac reared back further and further each time, until he was slamming his entire rod in and out of his sister’s ass. The loud wanton screams coming from Apple Bloom eventually became muffled as Mac forced her face back down into Scootaloo’s cunt while he railed away at the most amazing ass he’d ever had the pleasure of fucking. He would never admit that to either sister, but he liked to believe that deep down, both he and Apple Bloom knew.
He kept at his vicious pace for what seemed like an eternity--an ass like that would do that to you. A mixture of sounds from each of the three filled the barn, pleased groans and loud smacks of hips against ass from Big Mac, muffled moans, yelps, and orgasmic screams from Apple Bloom that reverberated through her friend’s pussy, and the exhausted and overstimulated grunt from Scootaloo as her body tried to handle the continued onslaught of pleasure she was enduring.
As Mac felt the finale start to swell in his sack, he slowed his pace, allowing him to grind his hips each time he bottomed out. His cock began to throb, a pressure built in his stomach, and his muscles began to tighten up. All telltale signs that his release was fast approaching. With one final thrust and a louder than normal grunt, Big Mac unloaded into the young mare’s ass. White flashed across his field of vision, as pleasure wracked his body while his cock pumped its thick, creamy load into her rectum, painting the walls of her ass white.
The trio laid there collapsed upon one another panting heavily as they tried to catch their breaths while they were a tangled heap of sweaty and sticky body parts. Whenever they would eventually awaken, two things were certain. All three of them would be looking forward to another potential encounter like this and they each needed a nice long shower.
Author's Note
Is this the DLS contest Theme?
-Been playing Video Games pretty much nonstop...To the point my sleep schedule is all cocked up.
-Per usual, I think this story is kind of shit.😂 Decently hot premise/idea, I feel my execution is subpar. (just like my talent!)
-Looks like I'm getting a more permanent and full-time job.. Don't know how that will change my ability to write, but the better and more consistent income should improve life overall (not that it was terrible to begin with).
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