The Lost Party Plannerby RandomspagettiChaptersChapter 1 : Party PlanningChapter 2 : A Powerful PinkieChapter 3 : Power Only Needs One Percent ResponsibilityThe Dangers Of Frosting At Two In the MorningChapter 1 : Party PlanningIn Fluttershy's cottage, Angel was looking inside the Super Cliche Secret Plans box.(Why it was named that, Fluttershy did not know.) "Oh hello Angel! Do you want some carrots?" asked Fluttershy. Angel shook his head. "Do you... Want some hugs?" Angel shook his head again. "Oh, okay Angel." then, suddenly, Angel pulled out the Super Cliche Secret Plans out of the Super Cliche Secret Plans box. "Oh silly Angel! Those aren't for you! Those are for Rainbow Dash!" Angel dashed out of the room. "Huh?" Fluttershy said, confused. "Maybe he just really wanted to go outside! Bunnies can be really silly at times." Fluttershy reasoned. She giggled at the thought of Angel going outside and coming back inside at the same time, and thing that he tended to do when he was bored. "I'm sure it's just Angel being Angel," said Fluttershy. "I wonder where Twilight and Rainbow Dash are, they haven't come back since they went on that quest to save Pinkie... Never mind, they're probably just taking a vacation!" Meanwhile, in some other random castle in the middle of nowhere... The wall were a extremely dark pink, with stained windows depicting Pinkie Pie with Twilight Sparkle taking over Equestria. Streaks of dark purple ran through the walls, some spelling out ancient text, written long ago in old Ponish. A carpet of Pinkie Pie with straight hair and Twilight Sparkle with a smirk was on the floor of the towering castle. Pinkie Pie sat on a throne, the throne colored with different dark shades of pink. Rainbow Dash was stuck in an aura of magic created by three artifacts, preventing her from escaping, while Twilight Sparkle just sat there grinning manically. "Why hello Angel! I hope you had a super duper funtastic time stealing the Super Cliche Secret Plans!" exclaimed Pinkie Pie. Angel nodded. Pinkie Pie took the Super Cliche Secret Plans, and put them in the Super Cliche Chest of Convenience. Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle were looking at Pinkie Pie. Unlike Rainbow Dash's angry glare, Twilight instead had a "Give me more power please" smile. A smile that Pinkie Pie would state as "A smile longer than a mile, in fact so long, it's starting to get creepy". "You'll never get away with this!" said Rainbow Dash. "Actually, how did we even get here? Last time I remember being at Ponyville." Pinkie Pie shrugged. "I dunno. Sometimes, this weird fancy flat line appears, and then suddenly, we're in a different place!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed. "I'm bored, so let's go see what happened!" shouted Pinkie Pie, cheerfully. "Wait a minute, what flat line are you talking about-" Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle were in a field in the middle of nowhere, trying to find where Pinkie Pie was. "This is gonna take FOREVER!" sighed Rainbow Dash. "I wish that this map would tell me where Pinkie Pie was!" just as she said that, her map became magical, showing where Pinkie Pie was. "Well that was extremely convenient," said Rainbow Dash. Twilight started reaching towards the map to grab it, when Rainbow Dash took it away. Twilight sighed. "Awww..." "Twilight! We need this magic map in order to save Pinkie! Don't you want to save Pinkie Pie?" said Rainbow Dash. Twilight Sparkle sighed. "I guess..." she replied, sliding her hoof on the ground. Rainbow Dash was following the map until suddenly, the map flew up, out of Rainbow Dash's hands and started flying towards where Rainbow Dash had been walking. "Quick! Catch that map before it flies away!" Rainbow Dash shouted. They ran after the map, across snowy mountains, deserts, and fiery volcanoes, until suddenly, the map stopped. Rainbow Dash looked around, and everything was made of... Candy? Rainbow Dash was surprised, and stopped as well, but then, she realized that Twilight Sparkle was gone, then suddenly, a shadowy figure appeared, and Rainbow Dash blacked out... "And that's how Equestria was made!" cheerfully said Pinkie Pie. "Do you want to hear the story about how you got here?!" The instant Rainbow Dash was about to say yes, Pinkie Pie completely forgot about what she asked. "Anyway, i'm going to take over Equestria with this banana!" said Pinkie, with a banana in her hoof. Suddenly, a shadowy unicorn appeared beside Pinkie Pie. "There are a lot of ways a ruler can retire," said the Unicorn, "By choice..." the Unicorn raised a hoof. "Being overthrown..." the unicorn smiled at that, and then raised another hoof. "But one thing is for certain..." her smile quickly changed into a deep frown. "A banana is NOT ONE OF THEM." the pony took the banana and crushed it into dust. The pony smiled again. "AND IF YOU STILL THINK THAT YOU CAN WIN..." the pony face was at the peak of anger. "YOU'RE SOLELY MISTAKEN!" Rainbow Dash gulped. suddenly, an apple fell from the castle, falling on the unicorn's head. "Ow!" exclaimed the Unicorn. Pinkie Pie giggled. "We really should fix those falling objects..." It was a extremely abnormal day in Ponyville, there were no evil monsters, or plants that were planning world domination. Nothing was really happening. Until, somepony arrived in Ponyville, and Applejack and Rarity came to greet them. The pony was a Unicorn with sunglasses, with a dark purple and dark pink straight mane and tail, and a dark purple coat. "Hello! My name's Lightened Star! Nice to meet you!" said Lightened Star. "Why howdy Lightened Star! Welcome ta Ponyville!" replied Applejack. "Hello Lightened Star! Would you like to buy one of my dresses?" asked Rarity. "Rarity, we're introducing her to Ponyville! We're not here to ask her to buy some of your dresses!" shouted Applejack, angered. "You said it was my turn to ask the next pony who comes to town to buy my product! Last time you asked her to buy your apples!" yelled Rarity. "It's my turn!" shouted Applejack. "No, it's my turn!" shouted Rarity. This went on for quite awhile. "No it's my turn!" shouted Applejack. "Wait a minute, where's that pony from earlier?" they looked at where Lightened Star was, and she was indeed gone. "Aw horseshoes." "Hello! Can I have some cherries please?" asked Lightened Stars. "Absolutely! in fact, I'll give them for free!" replied the shopkeeper. Lightened Stars walked away with a basket of cherries. "That pony's really kind," said Sweetie Belle. "Almost TOO kind, Sweetie Belle," whispered Scootaloo. "In fact, I've never seen these ponies be this kind since Pinkie Pie turned evil. It could be a trap." "Good point Scoots," said Apple Bloom. They followed where Lightened Stars went, and she went through a wall. "What in Equestria? She just went through that wall!" "Maybe it's an illusion!" Sweetie Belle realized. They went through the wall, and suddenly started falling through a void, the Cutie Mark Crusaders had never been teleported by a portal, so they never knew this was what it felt like. Suddenly, they fell through a horizontal wall, which, of course, should not have been possible. They were teleported into a dark pink castle, and they saw Pinkie Pie on a throne, Twilight Sparkle spinning on a spinning chair, and Lightened Star in the middle of the castle room. "I bet they didn't know you were involved!" said Pinkie Pie. "They didn't! I was surprised, because I thought they would have noticed that I had my magic on." said Lightened Star, pointing to her horn, which was glowing. "Anyway, I would like to continue this conversation once any INTRUDERS have been properly removed from the area." "Uh oh." whispered the Cutie Mark Crusaders simultaneously. Chapter 2 : A Powerful Pinkie"AHHHH!" screamed the Cutie Mark Crusaders, running towards the portal at high speeds, while Lightened Star ran after them. The Cutie Mark Crusaders closed the portal at the last minute, before Lightened Star could follow them. "Yikes!" whispered Scootaloo. "That was close!" Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom nodded. "We gotta tell Applejack!" said Apple Bloom. They ran towards Sweet Apple Acres. Sweet Apple Acres was not like it was before, the trees had been destroyed, and the barn looked like it hadn't had a fresh coat of paint in a decade. They went towards the barn to find Applejack arguing with Big Macintosh. "Why in tarnation did you set the trees on fire?" exclaimed Applejack. "Was it because that pony Lightened Star said that they looked weird?" big mac nodded. "And was that why you washed all of the paint off the barn?" "Eeyup," said big mac. Applejack sighed. "There is something weird about that pony Lightened Star..." mumbled Applejack. The Cutie Mark Crusaders burst through the door of the barn. "Lightened Star is secretly working for Pinkie Pie and is controlling everypony!" shouted Apple Bloom. "What she said!" shouted the other fillies. "Apple Bloom!" said Applejack. "You know lying is not a nice thing to do!" "But it's true!" shouted Apple bloom. Applejack raised in eyebrow. "Go do more crusading, me and Big Mac have a lot to talk about," replied Applejack. Applejack glared at Big Macintosh, and then shut the door. "This... Isn't normal," said Apple Bloom, confused. "It must be Lightened Star controlling Applejack!" realized Sweetie Belle, "Yeah!" shouted the others. "Maybe we should-" her idea was cut off by a scream coming from the museum. They ran towards the sound, and saw that one of the exhibits that was gone. They saw the museum owner by it, freaking out. "What happened?" asked Scootaloo. "Somepony stole the Annihilation Amulet!" said the pony. The Cutie Mark Crusaders gasped. "Wait, what IS the Annihilation Amulet?" asked Scootaloo. "Uh...I... Actually don't know," said the museum owner. "But I'm sure the Canterlot Royal Library would have something about it!" "Well, I guess now we know what's the next place we're going," said Sweetie Belle. The Cutie Mark Crusaders had arrived at the Canterlot Royal Library at midnight... "Woah! There's a lot of books here!" exclaimed Sweetie Belle. The others nodded. "So Scootaloo, where are we supposed to go?" asked Apple Bloom. "We have to go through there." said Scootaloo, pointing to the Mane Room of Illegal Spells. The Canterlot Royal Library's Mane Room of Illegal Spells had thousands of books, from evil earth pony rituals to duplicate dragon tears, to time travel scrolls. "Sooo... How are we going to find the right book?" asked Scootaloo. "We just keep looking until the we find the right book, I suppose," said Apple Bloom. Five minutes later... "Still nothing..." sighed Apple Bloom. One hour later. Scootaloo yawned. Another hour later. "I found it!" shouted Sweetie Belle. The others were ecstatic. "Really?" exclaimed Scootaloo. Sweetie Belle nodded, then showed them the book, which was called : "The Amulet of Destruction". "Yep!" replied sweetie belle. "Let's see what it says..." Once upon a time, there was a unicorn who had no magical ability, which was impossible in Equestria. Everypony laughed at her, because of not having the ability to cast magic. Then, the filly decided to create the Annihilation Amulet. A magical artifact that could destroy and build universes in seconds. Celestia told her it was not wise to harness such raw power, but the filly didn't care. She used the power, and lost control. The universe was almost destroyed, until suddenly, Celestia used the elements of harmony, and banished the filly into a book for a thousand years. A family of rock farmers were chosen to hold the book, and put it into stone. A thousand years later, they took the Annihilation Amulet, and put it into a museum, where the amulet was only touched by one filly. An earth pony. A pink one. And she harnessed half of the power of the Annihilation Amulet. The other... Well... Let's just say nopony was going to find that half. "Huh. Good to know, I suppose," said Scootaloo. "I wonder where the other half is," wondered Sweetie Belle. "Well?! We have to tell the others!" exclaimed Apple Bloom. "But... They're under the spell!" replied Scootaloo. "What if they tell Lightened Star!?" "It's worth a try, Scootaloo." said Sweetie Belle. Apple Bloom nodded. Scootaloo sighed. "I guess." said Scootaloo. "Well? What are we waiting for?" said Apple Bloom. "Let's go!" "Cutie mark crusaders heroes! YAY!" they all shouted. The guards noticed the yelling, and looked in their direction. "Uh oh," said Sweetie Belle. "Apple bloom! Run faster!" shouted Scootaloo. "Scootaloo, a'm already runnin as fast as ah can!" Apple Bloom shouted back. "Well, you're not running fast enough!" replied Scootaloo. "Do you two think we'll get our cutie marks in running?" asked Sweetie Belle. "No!" shouted Apple Bloom. "We already have our cutie marks!" "Keep up, Apple Bloom! They're getting faster!" yelled Scootaloo. They turned around the corner, and the guards kept going down the hallway. "Few! That was close!" exclaimed Sweetie Belle. "Yeah!" replied Apple Bloom. "We barely escaped!" "Yeah! That was so epicly... Epic!" exclaimed Pinkie Pie. "Yeah Pink- wait... Huh?" said Apple Bloom, confused. Pinkie Pie giggled. "Uh oh." realized Sweetie Belle. Applejack was at Sweet Apple Acres, eating pancakes. "I wonder where Apple Bloom is." wondered Applejack, pouring maple syrup on a stack of pancakes. "Last time I saw her, she was with Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle." Big Macintosh came into the room. "Hey Big Mac! Do you know where Apple Bloom is?" Big Macintosh shook his head. "Enope." "She's probably just playin with her friends." decided Applejack. "I'm gonna go buck some more apples.pplejack left the kitchen. Twilight Sparkle was still spinning in the spinning chair, while Pinkie Pie was looking at the Annihilation Amulet. "Y'know, Darkened Star, this amulet is pretty cool." said Pinkie Pie. "I'm very excited to use it!" "You'll never get away with this!" shouted Apple Bloom. Darkened Star glared at her. Darkened Star sighed. "If I had a bit for every time somepony said that, I'd be rich." "Can I put it on now?!" asked Pinkie Pie, excitedly. "No." replied Darkened Star. "We need to have a plan, we can't just start now. We have to take over Canterlot first! So don't put that thing on right now." "Okie dokie lokie!" replied Pinkie Pie. Pinkie started juggling the amulet, and it fell out of her hoof. "Oopsies!" "NO!" shouted Darkened Star. She jumped to catch the amulet, her horn stopped glowing. Applejack was bucking apples when suddenly, she realized something. "I gotta find my sister!" she exclaimed. She started running towards Ponyville. "What was I thinking?!" Rarity was sewing when suddenly, she realized that Sweetie Belle hadn't come back from playing with her friends. "I have to find my sister!" Rarity realized. "What am I doing?!" she packed her bags, and went to find Sweetie Belle. Fluttershy was drinking tea, when she realized that Scootaloo hadn't come to her afternoon tea party. "I should go find Scootaloo!" she decided. Fluttershy, Rarity, and Applejack bonked into each other on their quest to save their sisters. "Oh! Hello Rarity!" exclaimed Applejack. "I'm lookin for mah sister, what are you doin?" "Oh hello Applejack!" replied Rarity. "I'm also looking for my sister!" "Um... Uh... I... I'm... Looking for... Scootaloo..." whispered Fluttershy. "We should band together to find our sisters!" said Applejack. "Then we can find Scootaloo, Apple Bloom, and Sweetie Belle much faster!" the others nodded. "Let's go!" they all said. "Hmmm... Maybe it wouldn't hurt to put this thing on..." said Pinkie Pie. "Well, i'm gonna try it out!" she put it on, and then suddenly- Chapter 3 : Power Only Needs One Percent ResponsibilityWow! Is this a story?! Awesome! That amulet must have given me super super powers! Hmmm... Well, you know what they say! Power doesn't need any responsibility! So I'm a great pony to narrate THIS story!!! Huh, maybe I should figure out where Darkened Star is... Oh! She's in the castle! That's so cool! Hi Darkened Star! Oh? You want me to take it off? Okie Dokie Lokie- "Promise me you will never put that thing on again unless I say you can." said Darkened Star, sternly. "Take this book for how to use it when we need you to." she gave pinkie pie the book. "Fine....." sighed Pinkie Pie. "Pinkie promise?" Darkened Star nodded. "Pinkie promise." "We need to get out of here!" exclaimed Apple Bloom. She bucked the door. It didn't open. "We can't, Apple Bloom! The door is too strong!" Scootaloo replied. Sweetie Belle realized something. "Everypony-" "We need to try, Scootaloo!" interrupted Apple Bloom. Bucking the door again. "I think I-" "Apple Bloom! We can't go through that door!" "Uh everypony-" "If we try hard enough we can!" "EVERYPONY-" "No we can't-" "EVERYPONY!" shouted Sweetie Belle. "There are no walls, only a door." "Oh." realized the others. They walked out. The alarm sounded. "The Cutie Mark Crusaders have escaped!" exclaimed Pinkie Pie. "What are we gonna do, Darkened Star?!" "Same thing we do everyday, pinkie," replied Darkened Star. She grinned evilly. "Try to take over the world!" "We need to activate the plan right now!" exclaimed Twilight Sparkle. "If we wait, the Cutie Mark Crusaders will defeat us!" "Okay..." said Pinkie Pie. "Here we go!" There was nothing. Or was there nothing? Nopony could really tell. Then there WAS something. It was a thing. Nopony could see it though, because there was nopony TO see it. The thing was pink now. However, it didn't have any geometry, so i suppose it wasn't there. But it was. It WAS there. Because if it wasn't there, it couldn't be pink. The pink thing decided that this was getting a little too meta for their liking, so it skipped this part. There was the Cutie Mark Crusaders, and that was all there was. "What just happened?" asked Scootaloo. "I don't know! That was really weird!" exclaimed Apple Bloom. "Where is everything?" "Hey look! A cake!" exclaimed Sweetie Belle. She went to get it, but her hand went right through the cake. "Huh?" "The cake is a lie, Sweetie Belle," said Scootaloo. "It's probably just an illusion." A giant pink pony walked towards them. Under closer inspection they saw that it was Pinkie Pie. "Hey guys!" exclaimed Pinkie Pie. "I have so much super cool power! Look!" a balloon came into existence, and inflated until it popped. "I was worried that nopony would show up normally, but look! You three are here! We should have a ‘First Pony In Equestria After Pinkie Pie Put On The Annihilation Amulet’ party!" "We're here to stop you, Pinkie Pie!" shouted Scootaloo, preparing to fight. "Silly! I'm the one in control here! You can't do anything!" said Pinkie Pie, she laughed. "I should go find Darkened Star!" Suddenly, Darkened Star appeared. "Seems like you read the book correctly!" observed Darkened Star, "you're doing great! Also, could you get us back into Equestria?” "Sure!" replied Pinkie Pie. "Wait a minute, were you letting the Cutie Mark Crusaders hear our plan?" asked Darkened Star. "Oh yeah! Oopsie!" The Cutie Mark Crusaders woke up in their clubhouse, everything seemed pretty normal. It was the middle of the morning. "Huh. That was weird." thought Scootaloo. "Must've been a dream." "Hey Apple Bloom!" exclaimed Applejack. "Want some pancakes? Me and Big Mac went on vacation, and that's when we found out that Granny Smith is really good at cooking!" "Sounds great Applejack!" exclaimed Apple Bloom. "See y'all later!" "I'm really tired," scootaloo decided. "I'll see you all later." "I need to go help rarity with the dresses," Sweetie Belle admitted. "See you all later!" "Sweetie Belle darling, I would love for you to help me make dresses, but I simply cannot have your shenanigans interfere with my work. I need to make a dress for Sapphire Shores you know, I can't risk even the slightest imperfection," said Rarity, looking through the fabrics in the cabinet. "Please go... Play with your friends or something. I heard some ponies from the Crystal Empire are coming to Ponyville, maybe you can go welcome them? I also heard that Fluttershy is reforming some villains so you could help her." "Rarity, that's brilliant! I should go help Fluttershy with reforming past villains! Bye!" exclaimed Sweetie Belle, leaving the boutique. "Hello Fluttershy! Can I help you reform those bad guys?!" asked Sweetie Belle, bouncing around the cottage. "Um... Uh... Sure, if you want to..." replied Fluttershy. "Hey! I'm pretty sure that all my actions were completely and absolutely justified!" shouted a filly, who was currently chasing some birds. The filly stared at Sweetie Belle for a moment. Then, the filly stopped chasing the birds. "Well golly! It's nice to meet you!" the filly shaked her hand. "My name's Cozy Glow! I don't know why I'm here, but I'm definitely not a villain like all the others!" "Stop trying to pretend that you're not evil. You literally burnt down that building." said Tirek. "Well, I have to go pick some flowers, bye!" exclaimed Fluttershy. "And uh... Please don't try to escape... Please." Fluttershy left the cottage. "Oh and by the way, this isn't real, so stop thinking it is." said Cozy Glow. "Huh?" Sweetie Belle said, "You're obviously lying so stop trying to think I'd fall for that!" "Heh. If you say so." Cozy Glow rolled her eyes at her. She continued to chase the birds. Fluttershy opened the door. "Hello everypony! How are you all doing?" "Horrible." said the centaur. "This is the worst. Cozy Glow has been trying to make me friendship sculptures out of birdhouses, and they keep getting better with every one she makes." "Those friendship sculptures are looking very good Cozy Glow! Although, could you stop making them out of birdhouses? Birds need those!" said Fluttershy. "Now, here's our first lesson : Friendship Bracelets!" "Ugh." the villains said together. "Do you think they'll figure it out soon?" asked Pinkie Pie. "Absolutely not." replied Darkened Star. The Dangers Of Frosting At Two In the MorningPinkie Pie woke up, and decided to make a cake. This was easy, of course, as she was the most powerful being in Equestria. Second to Swole The Third*. She could just make the cake come into existence. However, the frosting was going to give her some trouble. Because although the cake was easy, the frosting was going to take some time. *Swole The Third was a Griffon, and he definitely lived up to his name. Being able to hold the infinity teaspoon was no small feat, because although it was a teaspoon, it was also the size of the universe. That universe part is a myth, it really was just a teaspoon. Disappointing. She knew who she was going to call. "Yes, I would like some time caramel with that," Pinkie Pie replied on the phone. She frowned. "What do you mean there isn't any of the Chocolate Super Special All You Can Eat Buttertime Frosting?! That's the best one!" She looked at the online menu. She stopped the call. "Ugh, fine, I guess I'll have to make it myself!" The lighting boomed down on the castle. She was annoyed, that repair was gonna cost a fortune. Author's Note April Fools!
Chapter 1 : Party PlanningIn Fluttershy's cottage, Angel was looking inside the Super Cliche Secret Plans box.(Why it was named that, Fluttershy did not know.) "Oh hello Angel! Do you want some carrots?" asked Fluttershy. Angel shook his head. "Do you... Want some hugs?" Angel shook his head again. "Oh, okay Angel." then, suddenly, Angel pulled out the Super Cliche Secret Plans out of the Super Cliche Secret Plans box. "Oh silly Angel! Those aren't for you! Those are for Rainbow Dash!" Angel dashed out of the room. "Huh?" Fluttershy said, confused. "Maybe he just really wanted to go outside! Bunnies can be really silly at times." Fluttershy reasoned. She giggled at the thought of Angel going outside and coming back inside at the same time, and thing that he tended to do when he was bored. "I'm sure it's just Angel being Angel," said Fluttershy. "I wonder where Twilight and Rainbow Dash are, they haven't come back since they went on that quest to save Pinkie... Never mind, they're probably just taking a vacation!" Meanwhile, in some other random castle in the middle of nowhere... The wall were a extremely dark pink, with stained windows depicting Pinkie Pie with Twilight Sparkle taking over Equestria. Streaks of dark purple ran through the walls, some spelling out ancient text, written long ago in old Ponish. A carpet of Pinkie Pie with straight hair and Twilight Sparkle with a smirk was on the floor of the towering castle. Pinkie Pie sat on a throne, the throne colored with different dark shades of pink. Rainbow Dash was stuck in an aura of magic created by three artifacts, preventing her from escaping, while Twilight Sparkle just sat there grinning manically. "Why hello Angel! I hope you had a super duper funtastic time stealing the Super Cliche Secret Plans!" exclaimed Pinkie Pie. Angel nodded. Pinkie Pie took the Super Cliche Secret Plans, and put them in the Super Cliche Chest of Convenience. Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle were looking at Pinkie Pie. Unlike Rainbow Dash's angry glare, Twilight instead had a "Give me more power please" smile. A smile that Pinkie Pie would state as "A smile longer than a mile, in fact so long, it's starting to get creepy". "You'll never get away with this!" said Rainbow Dash. "Actually, how did we even get here? Last time I remember being at Ponyville." Pinkie Pie shrugged. "I dunno. Sometimes, this weird fancy flat line appears, and then suddenly, we're in a different place!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed. "I'm bored, so let's go see what happened!" shouted Pinkie Pie, cheerfully. "Wait a minute, what flat line are you talking about-" Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle were in a field in the middle of nowhere, trying to find where Pinkie Pie was. "This is gonna take FOREVER!" sighed Rainbow Dash. "I wish that this map would tell me where Pinkie Pie was!" just as she said that, her map became magical, showing where Pinkie Pie was. "Well that was extremely convenient," said Rainbow Dash. Twilight started reaching towards the map to grab it, when Rainbow Dash took it away. Twilight sighed. "Awww..." "Twilight! We need this magic map in order to save Pinkie! Don't you want to save Pinkie Pie?" said Rainbow Dash. Twilight Sparkle sighed. "I guess..." she replied, sliding her hoof on the ground. Rainbow Dash was following the map until suddenly, the map flew up, out of Rainbow Dash's hands and started flying towards where Rainbow Dash had been walking. "Quick! Catch that map before it flies away!" Rainbow Dash shouted. They ran after the map, across snowy mountains, deserts, and fiery volcanoes, until suddenly, the map stopped. Rainbow Dash looked around, and everything was made of... Candy? Rainbow Dash was surprised, and stopped as well, but then, she realized that Twilight Sparkle was gone, then suddenly, a shadowy figure appeared, and Rainbow Dash blacked out... "And that's how Equestria was made!" cheerfully said Pinkie Pie. "Do you want to hear the story about how you got here?!" The instant Rainbow Dash was about to say yes, Pinkie Pie completely forgot about what she asked. "Anyway, i'm going to take over Equestria with this banana!" said Pinkie, with a banana in her hoof. Suddenly, a shadowy unicorn appeared beside Pinkie Pie. "There are a lot of ways a ruler can retire," said the Unicorn, "By choice..." the Unicorn raised a hoof. "Being overthrown..." the unicorn smiled at that, and then raised another hoof. "But one thing is for certain..." her smile quickly changed into a deep frown. "A banana is NOT ONE OF THEM." the pony took the banana and crushed it into dust. The pony smiled again. "AND IF YOU STILL THINK THAT YOU CAN WIN..." the pony face was at the peak of anger. "YOU'RE SOLELY MISTAKEN!" Rainbow Dash gulped. suddenly, an apple fell from the castle, falling on the unicorn's head. "Ow!" exclaimed the Unicorn. Pinkie Pie giggled. "We really should fix those falling objects..." It was a extremely abnormal day in Ponyville, there were no evil monsters, or plants that were planning world domination. Nothing was really happening. Until, somepony arrived in Ponyville, and Applejack and Rarity came to greet them. The pony was a Unicorn with sunglasses, with a dark purple and dark pink straight mane and tail, and a dark purple coat. "Hello! My name's Lightened Star! Nice to meet you!" said Lightened Star. "Why howdy Lightened Star! Welcome ta Ponyville!" replied Applejack. "Hello Lightened Star! Would you like to buy one of my dresses?" asked Rarity. "Rarity, we're introducing her to Ponyville! We're not here to ask her to buy some of your dresses!" shouted Applejack, angered. "You said it was my turn to ask the next pony who comes to town to buy my product! Last time you asked her to buy your apples!" yelled Rarity. "It's my turn!" shouted Applejack. "No, it's my turn!" shouted Rarity. This went on for quite awhile. "No it's my turn!" shouted Applejack. "Wait a minute, where's that pony from earlier?" they looked at where Lightened Star was, and she was indeed gone. "Aw horseshoes." "Hello! Can I have some cherries please?" asked Lightened Stars. "Absolutely! in fact, I'll give them for free!" replied the shopkeeper. Lightened Stars walked away with a basket of cherries. "That pony's really kind," said Sweetie Belle. "Almost TOO kind, Sweetie Belle," whispered Scootaloo. "In fact, I've never seen these ponies be this kind since Pinkie Pie turned evil. It could be a trap." "Good point Scoots," said Apple Bloom. They followed where Lightened Stars went, and she went through a wall. "What in Equestria? She just went through that wall!" "Maybe it's an illusion!" Sweetie Belle realized. They went through the wall, and suddenly started falling through a void, the Cutie Mark Crusaders had never been teleported by a portal, so they never knew this was what it felt like. Suddenly, they fell through a horizontal wall, which, of course, should not have been possible. They were teleported into a dark pink castle, and they saw Pinkie Pie on a throne, Twilight Sparkle spinning on a spinning chair, and Lightened Star in the middle of the castle room. "I bet they didn't know you were involved!" said Pinkie Pie. "They didn't! I was surprised, because I thought they would have noticed that I had my magic on." said Lightened Star, pointing to her horn, which was glowing. "Anyway, I would like to continue this conversation once any INTRUDERS have been properly removed from the area." "Uh oh." whispered the Cutie Mark Crusaders simultaneously.
Chapter 2 : A Powerful Pinkie"AHHHH!" screamed the Cutie Mark Crusaders, running towards the portal at high speeds, while Lightened Star ran after them. The Cutie Mark Crusaders closed the portal at the last minute, before Lightened Star could follow them. "Yikes!" whispered Scootaloo. "That was close!" Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom nodded. "We gotta tell Applejack!" said Apple Bloom. They ran towards Sweet Apple Acres. Sweet Apple Acres was not like it was before, the trees had been destroyed, and the barn looked like it hadn't had a fresh coat of paint in a decade. They went towards the barn to find Applejack arguing with Big Macintosh. "Why in tarnation did you set the trees on fire?" exclaimed Applejack. "Was it because that pony Lightened Star said that they looked weird?" big mac nodded. "And was that why you washed all of the paint off the barn?" "Eeyup," said big mac. Applejack sighed. "There is something weird about that pony Lightened Star..." mumbled Applejack. The Cutie Mark Crusaders burst through the door of the barn. "Lightened Star is secretly working for Pinkie Pie and is controlling everypony!" shouted Apple Bloom. "What she said!" shouted the other fillies. "Apple Bloom!" said Applejack. "You know lying is not a nice thing to do!" "But it's true!" shouted Apple bloom. Applejack raised in eyebrow. "Go do more crusading, me and Big Mac have a lot to talk about," replied Applejack. Applejack glared at Big Macintosh, and then shut the door. "This... Isn't normal," said Apple Bloom, confused. "It must be Lightened Star controlling Applejack!" realized Sweetie Belle, "Yeah!" shouted the others. "Maybe we should-" her idea was cut off by a scream coming from the museum. They ran towards the sound, and saw that one of the exhibits that was gone. They saw the museum owner by it, freaking out. "What happened?" asked Scootaloo. "Somepony stole the Annihilation Amulet!" said the pony. The Cutie Mark Crusaders gasped. "Wait, what IS the Annihilation Amulet?" asked Scootaloo. "Uh...I... Actually don't know," said the museum owner. "But I'm sure the Canterlot Royal Library would have something about it!" "Well, I guess now we know what's the next place we're going," said Sweetie Belle. The Cutie Mark Crusaders had arrived at the Canterlot Royal Library at midnight... "Woah! There's a lot of books here!" exclaimed Sweetie Belle. The others nodded. "So Scootaloo, where are we supposed to go?" asked Apple Bloom. "We have to go through there." said Scootaloo, pointing to the Mane Room of Illegal Spells. The Canterlot Royal Library's Mane Room of Illegal Spells had thousands of books, from evil earth pony rituals to duplicate dragon tears, to time travel scrolls. "Sooo... How are we going to find the right book?" asked Scootaloo. "We just keep looking until the we find the right book, I suppose," said Apple Bloom. Five minutes later... "Still nothing..." sighed Apple Bloom. One hour later. Scootaloo yawned. Another hour later. "I found it!" shouted Sweetie Belle. The others were ecstatic. "Really?" exclaimed Scootaloo. Sweetie Belle nodded, then showed them the book, which was called : "The Amulet of Destruction". "Yep!" replied sweetie belle. "Let's see what it says..." Once upon a time, there was a unicorn who had no magical ability, which was impossible in Equestria. Everypony laughed at her, because of not having the ability to cast magic. Then, the filly decided to create the Annihilation Amulet. A magical artifact that could destroy and build universes in seconds. Celestia told her it was not wise to harness such raw power, but the filly didn't care. She used the power, and lost control. The universe was almost destroyed, until suddenly, Celestia used the elements of harmony, and banished the filly into a book for a thousand years. A family of rock farmers were chosen to hold the book, and put it into stone. A thousand years later, they took the Annihilation Amulet, and put it into a museum, where the amulet was only touched by one filly. An earth pony. A pink one. And she harnessed half of the power of the Annihilation Amulet. The other... Well... Let's just say nopony was going to find that half. "Huh. Good to know, I suppose," said Scootaloo. "I wonder where the other half is," wondered Sweetie Belle. "Well?! We have to tell the others!" exclaimed Apple Bloom. "But... They're under the spell!" replied Scootaloo. "What if they tell Lightened Star!?" "It's worth a try, Scootaloo." said Sweetie Belle. Apple Bloom nodded. Scootaloo sighed. "I guess." said Scootaloo. "Well? What are we waiting for?" said Apple Bloom. "Let's go!" "Cutie mark crusaders heroes! YAY!" they all shouted. The guards noticed the yelling, and looked in their direction. "Uh oh," said Sweetie Belle. "Apple bloom! Run faster!" shouted Scootaloo. "Scootaloo, a'm already runnin as fast as ah can!" Apple Bloom shouted back. "Well, you're not running fast enough!" replied Scootaloo. "Do you two think we'll get our cutie marks in running?" asked Sweetie Belle. "No!" shouted Apple Bloom. "We already have our cutie marks!" "Keep up, Apple Bloom! They're getting faster!" yelled Scootaloo. They turned around the corner, and the guards kept going down the hallway. "Few! That was close!" exclaimed Sweetie Belle. "Yeah!" replied Apple Bloom. "We barely escaped!" "Yeah! That was so epicly... Epic!" exclaimed Pinkie Pie. "Yeah Pink- wait... Huh?" said Apple Bloom, confused. Pinkie Pie giggled. "Uh oh." realized Sweetie Belle. Applejack was at Sweet Apple Acres, eating pancakes. "I wonder where Apple Bloom is." wondered Applejack, pouring maple syrup on a stack of pancakes. "Last time I saw her, she was with Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle." Big Macintosh came into the room. "Hey Big Mac! Do you know where Apple Bloom is?" Big Macintosh shook his head. "Enope." "She's probably just playin with her friends." decided Applejack. "I'm gonna go buck some more apples.pplejack left the kitchen. Twilight Sparkle was still spinning in the spinning chair, while Pinkie Pie was looking at the Annihilation Amulet. "Y'know, Darkened Star, this amulet is pretty cool." said Pinkie Pie. "I'm very excited to use it!" "You'll never get away with this!" shouted Apple Bloom. Darkened Star glared at her. Darkened Star sighed. "If I had a bit for every time somepony said that, I'd be rich." "Can I put it on now?!" asked Pinkie Pie, excitedly. "No." replied Darkened Star. "We need to have a plan, we can't just start now. We have to take over Canterlot first! So don't put that thing on right now." "Okie dokie lokie!" replied Pinkie Pie. Pinkie started juggling the amulet, and it fell out of her hoof. "Oopsies!" "NO!" shouted Darkened Star. She jumped to catch the amulet, her horn stopped glowing. Applejack was bucking apples when suddenly, she realized something. "I gotta find my sister!" she exclaimed. She started running towards Ponyville. "What was I thinking?!" Rarity was sewing when suddenly, she realized that Sweetie Belle hadn't come back from playing with her friends. "I have to find my sister!" Rarity realized. "What am I doing?!" she packed her bags, and went to find Sweetie Belle. Fluttershy was drinking tea, when she realized that Scootaloo hadn't come to her afternoon tea party. "I should go find Scootaloo!" she decided. Fluttershy, Rarity, and Applejack bonked into each other on their quest to save their sisters. "Oh! Hello Rarity!" exclaimed Applejack. "I'm lookin for mah sister, what are you doin?" "Oh hello Applejack!" replied Rarity. "I'm also looking for my sister!" "Um... Uh... I... I'm... Looking for... Scootaloo..." whispered Fluttershy. "We should band together to find our sisters!" said Applejack. "Then we can find Scootaloo, Apple Bloom, and Sweetie Belle much faster!" the others nodded. "Let's go!" they all said. "Hmmm... Maybe it wouldn't hurt to put this thing on..." said Pinkie Pie. "Well, i'm gonna try it out!" she put it on, and then suddenly-
Chapter 3 : Power Only Needs One Percent ResponsibilityWow! Is this a story?! Awesome! That amulet must have given me super super powers! Hmmm... Well, you know what they say! Power doesn't need any responsibility! So I'm a great pony to narrate THIS story!!! Huh, maybe I should figure out where Darkened Star is... Oh! She's in the castle! That's so cool! Hi Darkened Star! Oh? You want me to take it off? Okie Dokie Lokie- "Promise me you will never put that thing on again unless I say you can." said Darkened Star, sternly. "Take this book for how to use it when we need you to." she gave pinkie pie the book. "Fine....." sighed Pinkie Pie. "Pinkie promise?" Darkened Star nodded. "Pinkie promise." "We need to get out of here!" exclaimed Apple Bloom. She bucked the door. It didn't open. "We can't, Apple Bloom! The door is too strong!" Scootaloo replied. Sweetie Belle realized something. "Everypony-" "We need to try, Scootaloo!" interrupted Apple Bloom. Bucking the door again. "I think I-" "Apple Bloom! We can't go through that door!" "Uh everypony-" "If we try hard enough we can!" "EVERYPONY-" "No we can't-" "EVERYPONY!" shouted Sweetie Belle. "There are no walls, only a door." "Oh." realized the others. They walked out. The alarm sounded. "The Cutie Mark Crusaders have escaped!" exclaimed Pinkie Pie. "What are we gonna do, Darkened Star?!" "Same thing we do everyday, pinkie," replied Darkened Star. She grinned evilly. "Try to take over the world!" "We need to activate the plan right now!" exclaimed Twilight Sparkle. "If we wait, the Cutie Mark Crusaders will defeat us!" "Okay..." said Pinkie Pie. "Here we go!" There was nothing. Or was there nothing? Nopony could really tell. Then there WAS something. It was a thing. Nopony could see it though, because there was nopony TO see it. The thing was pink now. However, it didn't have any geometry, so i suppose it wasn't there. But it was. It WAS there. Because if it wasn't there, it couldn't be pink. The pink thing decided that this was getting a little too meta for their liking, so it skipped this part. There was the Cutie Mark Crusaders, and that was all there was. "What just happened?" asked Scootaloo. "I don't know! That was really weird!" exclaimed Apple Bloom. "Where is everything?" "Hey look! A cake!" exclaimed Sweetie Belle. She went to get it, but her hand went right through the cake. "Huh?" "The cake is a lie, Sweetie Belle," said Scootaloo. "It's probably just an illusion." A giant pink pony walked towards them. Under closer inspection they saw that it was Pinkie Pie. "Hey guys!" exclaimed Pinkie Pie. "I have so much super cool power! Look!" a balloon came into existence, and inflated until it popped. "I was worried that nopony would show up normally, but look! You three are here! We should have a ‘First Pony In Equestria After Pinkie Pie Put On The Annihilation Amulet’ party!" "We're here to stop you, Pinkie Pie!" shouted Scootaloo, preparing to fight. "Silly! I'm the one in control here! You can't do anything!" said Pinkie Pie, she laughed. "I should go find Darkened Star!" Suddenly, Darkened Star appeared. "Seems like you read the book correctly!" observed Darkened Star, "you're doing great! Also, could you get us back into Equestria?” "Sure!" replied Pinkie Pie. "Wait a minute, were you letting the Cutie Mark Crusaders hear our plan?" asked Darkened Star. "Oh yeah! Oopsie!" The Cutie Mark Crusaders woke up in their clubhouse, everything seemed pretty normal. It was the middle of the morning. "Huh. That was weird." thought Scootaloo. "Must've been a dream." "Hey Apple Bloom!" exclaimed Applejack. "Want some pancakes? Me and Big Mac went on vacation, and that's when we found out that Granny Smith is really good at cooking!" "Sounds great Applejack!" exclaimed Apple Bloom. "See y'all later!" "I'm really tired," scootaloo decided. "I'll see you all later." "I need to go help rarity with the dresses," Sweetie Belle admitted. "See you all later!" "Sweetie Belle darling, I would love for you to help me make dresses, but I simply cannot have your shenanigans interfere with my work. I need to make a dress for Sapphire Shores you know, I can't risk even the slightest imperfection," said Rarity, looking through the fabrics in the cabinet. "Please go... Play with your friends or something. I heard some ponies from the Crystal Empire are coming to Ponyville, maybe you can go welcome them? I also heard that Fluttershy is reforming some villains so you could help her." "Rarity, that's brilliant! I should go help Fluttershy with reforming past villains! Bye!" exclaimed Sweetie Belle, leaving the boutique. "Hello Fluttershy! Can I help you reform those bad guys?!" asked Sweetie Belle, bouncing around the cottage. "Um... Uh... Sure, if you want to..." replied Fluttershy. "Hey! I'm pretty sure that all my actions were completely and absolutely justified!" shouted a filly, who was currently chasing some birds. The filly stared at Sweetie Belle for a moment. Then, the filly stopped chasing the birds. "Well golly! It's nice to meet you!" the filly shaked her hand. "My name's Cozy Glow! I don't know why I'm here, but I'm definitely not a villain like all the others!" "Stop trying to pretend that you're not evil. You literally burnt down that building." said Tirek. "Well, I have to go pick some flowers, bye!" exclaimed Fluttershy. "And uh... Please don't try to escape... Please." Fluttershy left the cottage. "Oh and by the way, this isn't real, so stop thinking it is." said Cozy Glow. "Huh?" Sweetie Belle said, "You're obviously lying so stop trying to think I'd fall for that!" "Heh. If you say so." Cozy Glow rolled her eyes at her. She continued to chase the birds. Fluttershy opened the door. "Hello everypony! How are you all doing?" "Horrible." said the centaur. "This is the worst. Cozy Glow has been trying to make me friendship sculptures out of birdhouses, and they keep getting better with every one she makes." "Those friendship sculptures are looking very good Cozy Glow! Although, could you stop making them out of birdhouses? Birds need those!" said Fluttershy. "Now, here's our first lesson : Friendship Bracelets!" "Ugh." the villains said together. "Do you think they'll figure it out soon?" asked Pinkie Pie. "Absolutely not." replied Darkened Star.
The Dangers Of Frosting At Two In the MorningPinkie Pie woke up, and decided to make a cake. This was easy, of course, as she was the most powerful being in Equestria. Second to Swole The Third*. She could just make the cake come into existence. However, the frosting was going to give her some trouble. Because although the cake was easy, the frosting was going to take some time. *Swole The Third was a Griffon, and he definitely lived up to his name. Being able to hold the infinity teaspoon was no small feat, because although it was a teaspoon, it was also the size of the universe. That universe part is a myth, it really was just a teaspoon. Disappointing. She knew who she was going to call. "Yes, I would like some time caramel with that," Pinkie Pie replied on the phone. She frowned. "What do you mean there isn't any of the Chocolate Super Special All You Can Eat Buttertime Frosting?! That's the best one!" She looked at the online menu. She stopped the call. "Ugh, fine, I guess I'll have to make it myself!" The lighting boomed down on the castle. She was annoyed, that repair was gonna cost a fortune. Author's Note April Fools!
