
The search for the not-meat turkey, or: The Story of Equestria's First Thanksgiving
James realizes nobody knows what Thanksgiving is. His friends need more time to prep the meal. The result is a chase for a fake turkey spanning Equestria!
James is a human in Equestria, and it's time for his favorite holiday. The only problem is, nobody knows what Thanksgiving is, so it is up to him to save the day! Now, how does he make a fake turkey for ponies?
Warning: Contains randomness, wild goose chases, far too little coherence, and a plant based turkey that may or may not exist. You have been warned.





5651 words: Estimated 28 minutes to read
4 Chapters:
- Did I not tell them? 2019-11-28 14:48:07 UTC2293
- The Hunt Begins 2019-11-28 15:50:18 UTC1095
- The Chase Chickens (Except it's a turkey) 2019-11-28 23:12:57 UTC1118
- The Chase Ends (with a stunning lack of wild geese at the end) 2019-11-28 23:13:04 UTC1145