Sunset Shimmer was on her computer, which is a technology that doesn't exist in horse Equestria, so that's why it takes place in Equestria Girls world. Anyway, she was watching a pretty famous video of a very thicc boi eating a carrot before making the *ÆÜGH* noise and getting the ( B O N K ) before getting ( ( C H O P P ) ). Ever since she came to this world as a smelly feet girl, she wanted nothing more than to have a poisonous fish to be inflated inside of her pussy, and thanks to the internet, her greatest desire was reignited.
After licking her poon-pruned fingers clean and dry, she grabbed her keys off her dresser, got into her car and drove to the nearest gourmet sushi restaurant in this one single sentence because god dammit, I don't need this story getting any longer than what I'm required to. Anyways, she walked up to the hostess and in her most fluent horse-equivalent-of-japanese-or-whatever-they-hell-they-call-it-in-this-world, she asked her, "Excuse me, ma'am. I would very much like to have some of your finest puffer fish, s'il vous plaît."
"But, fräulein," said the restaurant lady, "that shit'll kill your lemon Starburst-ass dead as a fucking doornail!"
"You don't understand!" Sunset was now crying harder than when she found her mom and dad in the garage with the car running and she no longer had a date to homecoming. "I want putting one inside my BUTT!"
"Well, shit! The fuck didn't 'chu say so earlier? Follow me, you stupid slut!"
Sunset hopped onto her back and rode on the lady to the magical land of
KITCHEN.
After stepping down the hallway, they came across a dude flipping knives and stuff like he was a knife-flippy dude. Both he and Sunset locked eyes, and in that moment, he knew exactly what he had to do. He opened the door to a special room with a toilet inside of it, and inside was a happy little inflaty fisho. As a professionally trained chef, the chef was perfectly comfortable letting this teenaged girl stick her gaping fingers inside and grabbing hold of teh fibsh.
Sunset knew that there wasn't a moment to lose, and with as much quickness as her excitedly-puckering butthole would allow, she jammed that boi up into her skank tank, his little fin spanking her inner thighs and making funni sound. The chef and hostess laughed too because the spanky sound make them a laff. That fucking asshole fish wouldn't do the thing, so Sunset began to punch it on the back of the back, and it made it scare. That fluff began to puff up and spread her lips wide like a Chicago-style hot dog.
Sunset's labia ripped open and the fish began to munch her clit off, but she didn't care. Everything she had ever wanted in her life was now literally half-hanging out of her ruined cooter. After a couple more seconds of this, the fish even did a fucking *ÆÜGH*. Sunset was so fucking turned on, and when she clenched her her front butt and back butt muscles, the fish got slurped right up. Needless to say, the fish was still dummy thicc, so Sunset had ass 4 days, you know what I'm sayin?
With her beautiful ass now achieved, Sunset drove home and went to bed, dreaming the best, happiest vagina-fish dreams that any normal girl could ever have.
Waking up the next morning, Sunset went to school as normal, and all the kids were mad jelly over her ass. When it finally came time for lunch, Sunset finally decided it was time to eat. With a snap of her fingers, the chef and restaurant lady both walked up and laid her out on the table like the queen she was. Undressing her 28-year old body in front of everyone, the chef took out the mallet and whack Sunset right on the tummy. The puffy fish popped from her puss all pickled and stuff and slid across the table. As it wiggled about, the hostess grabbed it by the tail so it wouldn't run away. The chef then took the mallet and make a big splat with fishy boi.
RIP in Peace Fishy Boi
The chef then put the fish on some rice with a spork and gave it to Sunset, and she had a nice lunch, and she shared some with her friends, because her best friend Twilight Sparkle, the princess of friendship in horse Equestria, taught her about sharing and how it's the greatest thing anyone has ever done for anyone in the history of all mankind.
With her meal completed, Sunset finished the rest of her day. Upon getting home, she filled out applications for colleges, and on one of them, she was asked to talk about a time where she followed her dreams. She wrote about how happy she was about the time she got to live out her greatest fantasy and all the joys it gave her, and how it allowed her fully experience and appreciate cultures she never would have been able to experience if she hadn't taken that bold step forward.
Several months passed and she got a full ride scholarship to pony-Harvard. She was so excited as she scratched her itchy asshole with a granite swatch. She took her scholarship money and invested them in stocks, which allowed her to buy Harvard and be the greatest student the school had ever known. She also started a non-profit charity to help underprivileged women experience the joy of *ÆÜGH*. With all the money she made, Sunset's anus never itched again, and she went on to marry the chef that prepared her life-changing dish. They had many kids, and those kids went on to have many kids, and all those kids went on to have kids, and they, like their parents before them, made sure that they would teach the next generations after them what it felt like to make their dreams come true.
Sunset Shimmer died at the ripe old age of 24.
