You're Only Human

A My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfic By Andrew J. Talon

Disclaimer: This is a non-profit fan based parody. MLP:FiM is the property of Hasbro and Lauren Faust. Please support the official release.

Well… This was awkward. Or was it?

I didn’t know anymore. My brain was clouded with warmth. I could only stare at the beautiful, barely clothed body in front of me. The barely clothed human body! The barely clothed, beautiful, deliciously curvy human female body, holding bacon and eggs in front of me.

“Shepherd?” Fluttershy asked. “Are you all right?”

“... Boobies,” I managed to say. Damnit! Come on brain, pull it together!

Twilight Sparkle popped up from behind my couch, beaming happily.

“Good Morning Shepherd! Fluttershy really wanted to participate in our experiments! Since she uh… She really likes you.” Twilight looked over at her with a raised eyebrow, and then back at me. “She was happy to try being a human!”

Fluttershy blushed deeply, and wiggled her hips a bit. Her eyes locked onto mine.

“Y-Yes, I do,” Fluttershy murmured. “I’ve always… Always wanted to try being human. Since I met you.”

“Uh huh,” I managed. She shifted, and her breasts shook slightly underneath the apron. I licked my lips.

“Indeed, I suspect that the pheromones that Shepherd gives off might become even stronger with a human female to react to,” Twilight said. She had a pair of glasses and her mane up in a bun, which made her look unbelievably hot. I took a deep breath through my nose, and the spicy, musky and sweet scent of females filled my senses. I looked at the floor between Fluttershy’s feet, and saw small drops of liquid drip onto it.

I growled, and Fluttershy let out a soft moan. More drops of sex fluid splattered onto the hardwood floor beneath her.

“This will also be a good chance to study human mating, and how it relates to human/pony mating,” Twilight went on eagerly, chewing on a pen she was holding with her magic. “Ooh, imagine all the possibilities! Can’t you Shepherd?”

“Uh huh,” I managed, drooling slightly. Fluttershy was panting hard, her blush going down her neck to her chest.

“Possible… Things,” Fluttershy murmured.

“You’re not even listening to me, are you? Either of you?” Twilight sighed. She licked her lips. “Oh well. I wouldn’t be listening to me, either.” She rubbed her thighs together eagerly, and sucked in a deep breath. “Go ahead…”

“Ah… Fluttershy…?” I managed to ask, trying to focus my willpower on Fluttershy as my dear friend and companion. Not just as a female I wanted to rut into next week.

Fluttershy walked up to me, quickly. She dropped the plate of bacon and eggs, which I couldn’t care less about. She seized me around my shoulders and pulled me into a deep kiss. Her tongue slid in deep, and my own responded eagerly. I wrapped my arms around her waist and crushed her to my chest. My hands were all over her, yanking my apron right off her. I pulled back just long enough to see how beautiful she was.

Fluttershy yanked me back with bestial strength, her lips covering mine. Her nails dug into my shoulders as she pushed me back against the couch. Twilight barely got out of the way, furiously taking notes as I got slammed down onto the couch cushions.

“MMPH!” I gasped. Fluttershy broke the kiss and tore my shirt and pants off-They were shredded, along with my boxers. I panted hard, as Fluttershy growled. She kissed me again, ravenous as a wild beast. I kissed her back just as furiously, humping up against her.

She pinned me down and growled, biting down on my shoulder. I growled back, and dug my fingers into her plush backside. I thrust up, and hit paydirt! Just enough to dig into her tight, incredibly wet pussy. She reached down and rubbed the tip of my cock against her sex, bathing it in her sweet musk.

“You’re… Going… To love me,” she moaned, as she pushed herself down. My eyes rolled back into my head as my dick was engulfed by human pussy for the first time in a long time. My hands went up to her large breasts and squeezed, the firm, warm and soft mounds giving in just the right ways. Fluttershy leaned down and kissed me again, and I thrust up into her pussy.

I pushed my feet into the armrest of the couch, and rammed up hard. Fluttershy groaned, and shook her hips like she’d ridden a hundred men-Her inner muscles gripping me deliciously.

I reached up to seize the bases of her wings, and rubbed hard underneath them. She groaned happily, and began bouncing like a woman possessed on my dick.

I slammed up just as hard, yanking her down into me as our mating became utterly frenzied fucking. Her hands went all over me, nails grasping my shoulders as she rammed her hips down onto me.

We kissed like we were trying to eat each other’s mouths, our teeth bashing together. My hands went back to her tits and squeezed harder, her sensitive undersides at my mercy as I rubbed them furiously. She broke the kiss only long enough to pull down more air, and I sat up as I turned her around and bent her over the armrest.

She looked back over her shoulders, panting desperately as she lifted her hips up. I rammed back into her, and we resumed our furious mating. My hips slapped against her firm buttocks, as my hands went up to grasp her big tits like handles. She screamed in bliss, and shoved herself back against me.

“AHH! AHHH! AHHHNGH!” She shrieked, pussy convulsing like it was choking on my cock. I leaned over and bit down on her shoulder, ramming into her cunt with all my strength. The couch scraped against the hardwood floor. It went back and forth, the force of our fucking making it as loud as Fluttershy’s screaming.

I held her as tightly as I could, giving it all I had left! I was almost there! Almost…! I had just enough presence of mind to reach down and rub her clitoris as hard as I could.

“SH-SHEP… HERRRRRRRDDDD!” She gushed all over my cock, soaking the cushions underneath us as her pussy seemed to shrink around me.

“AH-AHHHHNNNGHH!”

I came hard, my dick firing salvo after salvo of heat deep inside her womb. Fluttershy rammed herself back to take my dick to the hilt, and bellowed loudly as her insides milked me for all I was worth. I felt so light headed I slumped atop her, holding her tightly. I took deep breaths, as Fluttershy trembled underneath me.

Twilight cried out happily, cumming hard as she masturbated with her magic. She panted deeply, still writing down incredibly detailed notes on her notepads. She slowly set them down and trotted up, her tongue hanging out as she tried to collect herself.

“Haa… Haa… W-Wow,” Twilight murmured. “That was… Intense.”

“Ohhh myyy~,” Fluttershy sighed happily. She rubbed her belly. “Mmm… It’s so warm…” She looked up at me. “Was… Was I good?”

I smiled, and nuzzled her happily.

“You were amazing,” I admitted. “Not that I’m complaining, but… Why did you want to be human?”

“I’m a little curious about that myself,” Twilight sighed. “Not that I’m complaining, but…”

“No, no,” Fluttershy muttered. “I um… I don’t feel very confident in myself as a pony. I also wanted to make Shepherd happy by being a human. I also wanted to be… Um… Well…”

“You wanted to what?” I asked. Fluttershy’s blush deepened.

“... Give you foals?” She admitted. My jaw dropped. She looked down at the floor. “I-I’m sorry… That was too much. I’m sorry, I’m so-”

“No! No,” I murmured, stroking her head. “It’s okay. It’s just… That’s a step too far for me right now.”

Twilight shook her head. “Oh Fluttershy,” she murmured.

“If you want to have his foals first, I completely understand,” Fluttershy said quickly. “I’m so sorry!”

“Let’s just take it slow, okay?” I suggested. “All of this is just so new to me. You too.”

Geez. Okay, so Fluttershy was willing to change species and have my children? Twilight wasn’t looking happy about that. I had to defuse this. I took a deep breath, and rubbed the back of Fluttershy’s neck.

“Okay. Fluttershy tried sex as a human,” I said, “so why don’t you try, Twilight? And Fluttershy can watch and take notes.”

“I… I can do that,” Fluttershy assented. She slowly pulled away, and I scooted back. She managed to get to a nearby chair. She sat down in it, and Twilight hoofed all of her notebooks to her. Fluttershy took the pen, and clumsily began to scribble on the paper. I looked up at Twilight, as she trotted up to me. Her horn glowed, and soon so did her body.

She grew and stretched and contorted, before the light faded away. She shook her mane out, long purple and pinkish hair. Her skin was dark, her breasts were round and shapely, her hips were child bearing, and her eyes were gorgeous. She smiled down at me, and the enticing scent of human pheromones filled the air.

“So… What do you think?” Twilight asked shyly.

I grabbed her shoulders and pulled her into a deep kiss. She curled up on my lap eagerly, kissing back happily. I broke the kiss long enough to nuzzle her.

“How’s that for an answer?” I asked. Twilight giggled.

“I’ll take it!” She said. Twilight looked back at Fluttershy. “In fact, I’d like to expand the experiment! Come on Fluttershy! I want to try something called double paizuri! It’s-”

“I know what it is, actually,” Fluttershy said. “I uh… Read it in a manga. Which was not a hentai doujinshi.”

“Of course, of course,” Twilight said with a nod.

Suddenly, I was just fine with Fluttershy being crazy. Finding a hot girl who was into anime was like the holy grail.

“Anything for science,” I said cheerfully.

Several hours later…

I was back in bed, staring up at the ceiling. The smile on my face wasn’t going away. Neither were the two beautiful naked women curled up against me. My body was sore and I couldn’t move.

I needed a drink of water. I needed several drinks of water. I tried to move for the twentieth time, and my body once again refused to obey. I finally gave up and laid back, resuming my stare at the ceiling.

These ponies would be the death of me. But what a way to go...

Author's Note

This is a different universe from "Be a Human Day", and is just another excuse for smut. I hope you enjoyed it though.

And if you want to imagine Fluttershy as a human, just picture Anri Okita with a six pack. There you go.