"I thought you were going after the mane 6, Anon."

"Look, I got sidetracked."

"By tiny Changeling butt?" Trix grins that smug-ass grin again.

"...yes. Also did you know I can't fly all the way to Ponyville?"

"Anon, most ponies can't fly all the way to Ponyville. It's why there's a train."

Turns out Rushie's even harder to convince when you tell her you're visiting Ponyville without her. She would not shut up until I put my dick in her mouth. For a minute I was worried she'd keep talking with my dick in her mouth.

Why without her? I'll give you three guesses.

It takes a bit of walking to get to the Apple family farm. I figured I might as well get the background character out of the way. Up ahead, I can see trees shaking, and I can hear the heavy grunts of hard labor being done.

"Awright, Mac. Y'all take care of them trees on the right, and Ah'll get the ones on the left."

"...Applejack, there's a lot fewer trees on the right. Y'all ain't tryna overwork yerself again, are you? You know what happened the last three times, and Ah don't wanna have to talk about it more than Ah have to."

"...fine. Ah'll take a break for a bit."

"Eyup."

AJ splits off and starts walking back toward the barn, and I try to make myself look as inconspicuous as possible--

"Hey you! What're y'all doin' out here!?"

Aw, crap.

"The barn's this way, ya silly pony! C'mon." Applejack nods to me, and starts walking. I thank my lucky stars she doesn't mind trespassers, and stare at her ass the whole time. This is what I'm here for: that tight, toned rump, muscular and wide, gently curved in all the right places, the product of years of--

"...y'all staring at mah ass, aren't ya."

"Yes."

"Well, the barn's empty this time of day anyhow. Let's make this quick, awright?"

She shoves me into a pile of hay as soon as I walk through the door, landing on top of me. Her body still feels hot, slick with sweat, and her eyes are filled with a kind of intensity that's honestly intimidating.

"Wow, you--you, uh--"

"Ah like to get straight to the point. If Ah spent all day wafflin' about things, Ah'd never get anything done." And with that, she sinks onto my shaft, gasping softly as she hilts it. We sit there for a moment; she said she likes to get to the point, but I guess she doesn't mind stopping to smell the roses.

Then she rolls her eyes, smiling a little, and grabs my hoof. "Y'all don't have to ask for permission or anything," she says, guiding me to her hips. "We're already fuckin', Ah'm not gonna get mad if yew cop a feel." You don't have to tell me twice--I plant my hooves on that booty and start rockin' it, bouncing my hips up into hers. "Y'all call that thrustin'? THIS is thrustin'!" she shouts, and then she starts riding me--slamming her body into mine, hard and fast and rough. I'm the one going into her, but she's the one pounding me--I swear, by the time we were done there was a hole in the floor shaped like my tail end.

"Holy shit, Applejack--" I groan, pawing at AJ's sleek, toned body. She's gonna break my pelvis if she keeps this up! Not that I care. She could crush me like a watermelon with those thighs. I knew what I was getting into.

"Y'all close? Make it count!" She leans forward, adjusts her angle, and starts humping me--faster, closer, and (mercifully) without as much earth-shaking power. I let out a very manly sound, relieved that I'm not gonna spend the rest of my Equestrian holiday in a body cast--so relieved that I forget to pull out as I finish.

"...whoops."

"Y'all don't worry too much. Ah had mah tubes tied a while ago. Granny figured me an' Mac were gonna experiment and she didn't wanna see anything go pear-shaped."

"...wait, you and Mac--"

"Yeah, yeah, laugh it up why don'cha. Whaddaya think two grown adults in a backwater town like Ponyville are gonna do with their spare time?"

"I shoulda brought my sister."

"Y'all come back at five, we'll have dinner and then Mac and Ah'll give ya a few pointers."

Author's Note

"So ya see, if yew just go as fast as possible, you end up finishin' way faster."

"But that means--"

"Yes, Ah was tryin' to get y'all to cum right away. What's the problem? Ah had apples to buck!"