Rainbow Dash Story

by Smegmaman

Rating: teen
Tags: Diamond Dogs, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Bow Hothoof, Random, Adventure
Length: 1036

Rainbow Dash flies through the sky.

Rainbow Dash, the incredible wonderbolt flies at her best.

Published 2019-12-05 05:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-12-05 05:00:01 UTC

Rainbow Dash Story

Once upon a time ago in a land called Equestria there was a pony named Rainbow Dash. Her mane and tail were on fleek with rainbow color. The way she showed herself was optimistic. How there was no way out of the darkness because the darkness didn’t exist to her. The only thing she cared about was the way things would be in the future and now.

Rainbow Dash went her way and flew through the sky. The speeds were incredible the way she was going because she needed that burst of power to truly have enhanced her self-confidence. Nothing would ruin her day to consider the facts. The way she was the coolest most positive pony of them all. The only thing that could get in her way would be negative thoughts and those didn’t exist to her.

“Haha, so what if no stallion wants to buck me, I can keep looking and find my mate at some point” she said mid flight.

A diamond dog looked up in the sky. His name was not important for he knew what he wanted this day. A long cylindrical item was held from his claws. He directed it to the sky and saw his angle was true. In one swift motion, Rainbow Dash got shot.

Blood seeped through her open wound. Blood covered her back as she spiraled out of control through the sky. Her right wing broken and torn to pieces from the force. She screamed as she flew to the earth.

She landed into the ground with a thud. Her body contorted into broken pieces of bone dislocated inside the body. The pain felt unimaginable and she couldn’t scream from her malformed neck bones. Though she definitely wanted to scream to all her heart's content. Her jaw dislocated and bent to the right. The leg bones broken back from her sides. Abdominal parts recessed into her chest.

The diamond dog ran to her and found her body still fresh and alive, though mangled.

The diamond dog looked at what he caught and sighed.

“Baba booey baba booey, were all black men in a circle of life,” he said. Then he twirled like a ballerina as the distraught Rainbow Dash watched from above. Magical sparkles surrounded Rainbow Dash as the pain somehow disappeared from her body.

Her bones felt pleasured instead of all-consumed agony. A wave of relief came over her as her body then reconnected itself into its natural state. She stretched herself and gave out a groan.

“What the heck did you do to me, I could have been killed, and the pain was so horrible, how could you!” she said.

The diamond dog lowered his head. “Rainbow Dash, It is I Rafiki of the badlands, I was sent to you from your father to teach you the circle of life”.

“What the buck?” she said. “You’re just some crazy diamond dog who shot me, get away from me!”

Rainbow Dash ran at full sprint and went onward to Ponyville to get some help. The moon hung over high in full sight. She then took a heavy leap before she flew into the sky once more. Her breath hectic and full of desperation. How her wings flapped at top rhythm. She wouldn’t be with that monster who put her through that.

“No stop!” a voice spoke out.

She stopped and looked into the moon.

It was Bow Hothoof’s face on the moon.

“Rainbow Dash, everything that the light touches will be yours” he said as he spoke with an ethereal sound.

“Wait what? Dad?” she said. “I… I’m so confused, am I gonna be queen of Equestria?”

Then she got shot again.

“No bitch, you died and went to Tartarus for being gay!”

Then, the world turned into a wave of red and black. The images of Bow Hothoof and the diamond dog and their horrendous deep pitched laughter continued.

Two demons in the corner of the hellscape gave such a chortle that Rainbow Dash couldn’t comprehend what had occurred. She looked around and saw the world as a fiery pit, demons pierced and melted ponies to no end. Her skinny till her flesh was tight around her bones and mane and tail cut down to tiny brush hairs. A bird cage around her that sealed any escape.

They laughed until one bent down and dropped his pitchfork.

“Oh satan, that was too much, like wow can’t believe your idea was so hellishly hilarious”, he said.

“I know, I was thinkin how we gonna torture this horse and watching too much lion king was just perfect”

“Ahah yea, let's go take a break, all this torturing has me hungry for some horse flesh”.
The two demons went there way down the cracked and tyndril filled aisle.

Rainbow Dash watched them leave as she was stuck in a cage unable to escape.

“Wait a minute, I’m not gay!” she said to herself.

Rainbow Dash Story Sequel

Rainbow Dash went to Rainbow Dash and considered that Rainbow Dash needed Rainbow Dash. So Rainbow Dash asked Rainbow Dash what the fuck er you doin you daft cunt. This was a hilarious joke off and i'm pisse'e because me mum won't let me stroke the ol feline off me whiskers cuz i'm a rainbow fag.

So git oaff yer high horse and get over here.

F A T A L I T Y

"Hey rainbow dash" said Raiden as he started to charge.

"It's okay to come out of the closet, were all gay creatures here my love" he said.

Rainbow Dash fumed, how could she possibly reciprocate his wisdom.

"I know, I'll give him some crusty [CENSORED] flakes" she said.

She pulled out a box of her signature cereal, crusty [CENSORED] flakes, flavored after her skittles flavor.

"With a balanced breakfast of my flavored cereal, you can get a degenerative disease like I do!"

She munched and munched so much of the stuff.
Her Rainbow fluff turned into smudge.
The thunder god gave out a pout.
And sucked the cereal like cocaine through his snout.
Then, Rainbow Dash began to do elicit things and they all got horse aids the end.