What…

I have no clue what’s going on but…

WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE DREAMTIME IS HAPPENING, WHY AM I FEELING THIS COOL BREEZE HITTING MY EVERYTHING!!!!

I think as I was falling through the sky and see a land filled with volcanoes. It seems like I am no longer at the convention centre but like I said. A land with volcanoes, lava and dragons—Wait dragons? I look to see the huge number of dragons in this area and it was so grand to see these magnificent beasts as I suddenly landed on the hard, hard ground. Whelp. I feel so much pain. I wonder how my two buddies are going without me. Knowing them, they must be confused what’s going on. I, on the other hand, am much calmer in these situations. If anyone asked about the whole drunken Australian/Scottish teen situation, I am not that guy.

I am willing to bet that the guy that looked like Jafar after he became a genie did this. And now, I am going to use this oversized gem as a mirror so I can look at myself after I get this paper off my chest—WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HANDS, MY CHEST AND MY LEGS!?!?!

My body looked like someone turned my arms into stone versions of Ultimate Aggregor’s arm, iron version of said fool’s chest and my legs, they look like that of a Steef’s but wood. Oh god, I hope I won’t see—God damnit I has a diamond version of his face with my scar that I got after fighting a grizzly off. And my left arm still got those scars from that crocodile I wrestled. Whelp. I hope that someone knows where I am because I am getting a suspicious feeling that I am in one of my favourite show’s countries. I then heard someone behind me, and I knew whose voice is that. That was Ember’s voice!

“Okay, who and what are you and how did you get in this land without anyone knowing?’’ I turned around to see a younger version of Ember and a bunch of dragons. I putted the paper in my pants and cracked my knuckles to get ready for a possible fight. I know dragons are warriors and they demand respect, which I am not going to give so easily. When I spoke, my voice sounded like a combination of Kevin’s, Aggregor’s and my own which is like an incubus voice whenever I wanted to, which I use to get out of jail easily.

“If it’s a fight you want, then by all means, don’t let me stop you.” I stood up since I was sitting down, intimidating them since I see them start to shake and just like that, I ran straight at them, my hands clenched into fists and I activated the jackhammer part of my arm and punched the one that looked like Garble so much and sent him flying straight through the air into a mountain. Looks like momentum and the jackhammer power is too much. Nah, like a wise man once said, ‘Ain’t no kill like overkill’ which I know I didn’t kill him. Whelp, time for me to beat the rest up and why are they backing away? By looking at this shadow over me, I say Dragon Lord Torch is above me, demanding— “WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING US CREATURE!!!!” Knew it. Whelp, time for me to answer honestly. By honestly, I mean lying.

“Well, my good fellow, I was merely flying when I got hit by a boulder and I was just minding my own business when that happen. I was going to check if there’s any harm onto me when these dragons interrupted me.” I looked at the humungous dragon. Now that I look at them, the dragons look like their show counterparts just younger and such from the show. That’s right, I am a brony, so what. It seems like the dragons accepted the lie.

“Then what are you?” Seems like Ember is still hung up on that. Well then, time to shed a bit of the truth. “I am an osmosian, from another world and dimension. And for my name, it’s Jet Vulsar.”

They looked so confused at what I said but accepted it. Now, time for me to read this note that I got.

Hello, hello my dear victim! I see you are still in one piece, unfortunately, but still good in some ways. I am guessing you know where you are so, I am just gonna explain what happen to you specifically. You have become a combination between Alien Force Kevin, Ultimate Aggregor and a steef with a pocket dimension of live ammo that will return to you. You now have possessed the abilities of the Amperi, Talpaedan, Geochelone Aerio, Orishan, Prypiatosian-B, Osmosian and Steef. You can gain the abilities and limbs of other aliens and your friend Seth has gotten powers of a god, so I gave you an additional power to keep up with him as a safety procedure. You also have the power of a celestialsapien and as long as you say motion pass, you can do anything but within reasonable reasons. The time to take the abilities and limbs of other species you desire will take about three or five seconds.

Do as you wish with your powers now~

• The Djinn

I looked back up and look at my reflection and saw my eyes were galaxy-like. Well, that’s new. Wait… Seth is here!?!? I need to go and check on my friend. I immediately yelled. “MOTION PASSED, TELEPORTATION TO FRIEND!!!!”

My friend, wherever you are, I will find and help you out. And no one, is stopping from helping you out and fight all kind of crazy stuff. That is a promise and I never break a promise at all. I closed my eyes, ready for the teleportation to happen. And like that everything went black. I just hope I didn't blow everything up otherwise, I am not going to hear the end of Bella's lecture of my carelessness. And of course, I didn’t notice the letter turning into a samurai and it committed senpuku therefore turning into a huge puff of smoke.

When I arrived there, my eyes were blinded by the bright white and pitch black of the flash. Of course ya might know what might happen next.

Author's Note

First chapter. I am helping out with CrAzY FaLcOn with some part of Ultimate Equestria but with Seth and Bella's pal Jet whom might appear in CrAzY FaLcOn's version.