"Daddy, can we go home? I hate this smelly old farm," Diamond Tiara said, scowling. She was perched on a bale of gay, the pokey dry straw making her butt itch.

"No, candycane, we're waiting until Granny Smith finishes her bath so that I can talk to her. Don't forget, this smelly old farm is the reason we get to live in a nicer house than these simple ponies," Filthy Rich explained.

"Mm, yes," Spoiled Rich agreed. "I don't like it any more than you do, but your father's right."

"But I'm boooored," Diamond Tiara said.

"Well, sugarstick, Granny Smith will probably be a while yet," Filthy said, adopting a frown that made Diamond Tiara feel like he knew something she didn't. "Why don't you go play with Apple Bottom or whatever her name is?"

The filly laughed cruelly at the mistaken name, but it faded as soon as the thought of spending time with that blank flank solidified in her mind. "She's probably busy doing stupid farm chores or something," she said.

"Perfect!" Spoiled Rich said hastily. "Go help her with them. Honestly, we could use a break from you."

Diamond Tiara shrugged, hopping down from the bale. "Fine," she said, "I'll go help her roll in the mud or whatever they do."

"Check back in an hour," Filthy said automatically, not even sparing a glance as his daughter left the barn.

"Stupid Apple Bloom. Stupid farm. Stupid rocks," Diamond Tiara said as she kicked a rock. "Stupid Granny Smith."

She hadn't gone toward the house, where Apple Bloom would surely be. Instead, she wandered off into the apple orchard to put as much distance as she could between herself and everypony else.

"Stupid... stupid..." she said, scowling as she ran out of things to call stupid.

"Woof!"

She jumped, startled by the sound. "Oh, it's just a stupid dog."

Winona, sensing sadness in this filly, whimpered with concern and approached slowly.

"Go away, stupid dog. I wanna be alone."

Unfortunately, Winona was a dog, and thus could not understand her words. She did not go away as requested, instead stopping short to sniff at the only vaguely familiar pony.

"Ugh. I'm not gonna pet you, and I don't have any food," Diamond Tiara said with a disgusted scowl.

Undeterred, the collie sniffed harder, shoving her nose into the pony's face.

"No! Bad boy! Bad! Stop it!"

Diamond Tiara tried to push the stupid dog back, but Winona continued sniffing, ignoring the half-assed effort. With the hoof in her way, Winona simply stepped around it and sniffed at the pale pink flank, committing this mostly unfamiliar creature's scent to memory.

"Gross..." Diamond Tiara said as the dog's tail waved through the air next to her face. She simply continued to grimace as the mutt took small steps and explored further.

A cold, wet snout suddenly pushed itself under Diamond Tiara's dock, making contact with her ponut.

"Aah!" she yelped, jerking forward several steps. She turned, growling. "No! Stay away from there, you stupid, gross dog!"

It didn't matter. Winona stood in place, panting, her worry-free simple mind focused on familiarizing herself with the filly. Her tongue came out, curled up to lick her nose, and disappeared once more. Then, she approached again.

"If I let you sniff my butt, will you leave me alone?" Diamond Tiara asked. There was no reply beyond soft-padded steps and sniffy-sniff noises. "Fine, just get it over with."

The filly raised her tail for Winona, and the cold, wet snoot snuffled at the information-rich rump.

"Enh..." Diamond Tiara groaned. "Why do dogs have to be so gross?"

Winona's warm tongue suddenly lapped experimentally at the filly's hanging, pink ballsack.

"Ah! D-don't lick my filly parts, you stupid do-ho-hoooaaawmygosh." The slick little tongue came again, with a stronger lick this time, dragging as it followed her perineal raphe. Her fillyhood telescoped out of its sheath immediately, and the shock of unexpected pleasure left her immobile. Winona continued, another lap at the salty, fuzzy flesh making Diamond Tiara's legs quiver.

Then, as quick as it had begun, it stopped.

"Hahh, hawhat?" Diamond Tiara said. "Why did you stop?" She looked back, only to see Winona step away, sniff the grass, and lie on the ground.

"Oh no you don't. Nopony... or doggy, teases Diamond Tiara." With a cock as stiff as ever, she stepped over to Winona with determination burning in her eyes. "Roll over."

Winona simply raised her head and looked at Diamond Tiara.

"I said roll over."

Winona tilted her head, ears perked.

"Fine, we'll do it the hard way." Diamond Tiara stepped over the curious dog and pushed at her side, and she rolled over, tail wagging and legs splayed, revealing her fortune cookie. "Wait, you're a girl dog? Eh, whatever."

Diamond Tiara stepped over the mutt and let her small, stiff member rest against the warm and fuzzy belly. Winona just panted and wagged her tail like an idiot, but didn't move otherwise.

"Okay, here goes," Diamond Tiara said. She backed up a little, her tip dragging across Winona, until it was lined up with the weird-looking vagina. "I'm gonna put it in you now." Winona remained unphased, and continued to say nothing. So, taking that as an okay to continue, Diamond Tiara applied pressure, and her fairly thin fillyhood slid inside.

"Ah..." she said as her cock felt the warm embrace of penetrative intercourse for the first time in days. Glancing down at her partner, she saw that Winona was still simply panting, showing no obvious signs of discomfort. She looked almost bored, even.

Not being very lengthy, Diamond Tiara found herself balls-deep in the stupid dog's pussy rather quickly. She huffed and thrust a few times, awkwardly watching Winona's expressionless face, and she wondered if Winona even knew she was having sex. Then, decided it didn't really matter, sliding in and out with jerky motions.

Pent up as she was, she arrived at her climax quickly. Her little horsecock's head flared as her balls emptied their sticky contents into Winona. Several thrusts and a few seconds later, it was over. After taking a moment to regain her composure, she slid out and grimaced.

Winona immediately rolled over and stood up, tail flapping about furiously, and she tried to lick Diamond Tiara's face.

"Ew, no, don't lick my face, you dumb dog. Here, just... Ugh. Stay down. Sit." To Diamond Tiara's surprise, Winona actually sat immediately. "Now, lay down." She laid down.

With a sigh, Diamond Tiara rested a hoof on the soft head of Winona, and stroked it softly.

"Okay, okay, good girl." She sat next to her new friend, petting her head and neck. "Still have like forever before I can leave, anyway."

She decided that there were worse ways to spend an hour than petting a stupid dog.

Author's Note

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