Ricardo Milos' day off

by Sanya

Rating: mature
Tags: Profanity, Random, Discord, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Death, Human, Narcotics, Other, Comedy, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Pinkie Pie, Crossover
Length: 1053

Ricardo Milos saves Equestria with the power of flex

Ricardo is a really good dancer. His dance moves can easily destroy anyone with power of flex. What's flex you might ask. It's simple. It's a power that is stronger than Celestia's and Luna's combined. It's even stronger than Elements of Harmony. And now think twice before making Ricardo angry.

Published 2019-12-15 22:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2019-12-15 22:00:02 UTC

Ricardo Milos' Day off

"Oh no. Don't say the n-word! It will destroy the entire Ponyville!" shouted Pinkie.

"Whatever" said Ricardo.

"Please don't do that!" she said.

"Are you ready?" asked Ricardo.

"Noooooooooo..." shouted pinkie before the giant explotion.

Earlier that day

It was sunday.

Ricardo Milos world's best dancer and flexer was peacefully sleeping in his bed knowing that it'll be his best day off. He has woken up somewhere around 10-12am.

For breakfast Ricardo wanted to eat some vodka at his favourite bar. He teleported there with power of flex.

"Barman, give me some vodka." Ricardo said.

Barman quickly gave him a bottle of vodka.

"Thanks" said Ricardo.

"No prob." replied barman.

Ricardo took the bottle of vodka. One bottle of vodka wasn't enough for him so Ricardo decided to clone it with his power of flex. As result Ricardo had 15 bottles of vodka. After paying barman 5 bits Ricardo couldn't decide where he wanted to get drunk. After five minutes of thinking he come to a conclusion that the best place to drink is under the tree near Sweet Apple Acres.

After that he teleported himself and his good russian vodka to Sweet Apple Acres. Then he ate all 15 bottle of vodka he felt asleep.

Later

Ricardo was woken up by sound of screaming ponies. After looking around he spotted the reason why ponies were screaming. It was Discord that broke out of his stone prison and decided to make some chaos in equestria. Since Discord was smarter this time he hid the Elements of Harmony under the carpet on the moon. Ricardo quickly jumped on his legs and with power of flex teleported to the center of Ponyville.

Discord was sitting on his throne in front of town hall.

"Stop that shit right now, Discord!" said Ricardo.

"How about no." replied Discord.

"Don't make me use my powers to stop you!" Ricardo told Discord.

"What do you think you can do to me, The Spirit of Chaos? Flex me to death?" Discord said laughing.

"You asked for it, Discord!" said Ricardo.

Ricardo started to dance. Suddenly in one kilometer radius a familiar music started playing. Everything around Ricardo started to glow. And finnaly with the power of flex Ricardo fired a deadly laser that immediatly hit Discord. The Spirit of Chaos vannished in front of everypony's eyes.

Screams of horror were replaced with cheers and laughter.

Ricardo knew that he saved Ponyville once again.

And to celebrate it Ricardo decided to eat some more vodka.

On the way to bar Ricardo was stopped by Pinkie Pie.

"Hey! Ricardo!" she shouted.

"Not now, Pinkie I'm trying to go to the bar." Ricardo said.

"But I just only wanted to give you invitation to 'Thanks for saving Ponyville once again' party!"

"Ok" after that Ricardo took the invitation and went to the bar.

Later at the party.

Ricardo was amazed by how much ponies decided to attend to the party, when the invitation clearly said that there won't be a lot of ponies. When Ricardo steped in the Sugarcube Corner he remembered that he hated Pinkie Pie's parties. So Ricardo started dancing, which activated Ricardo Milos Special Invisible Spell™ or RMSIS for short. When he tried to escape pink party pony stopped him.

"Stop that right now!" she said "You haven't been at any of my parties!"

"And I want to keep it that way." said Ricardo.

"No, Not this time! To escape from a party you have to fight me!" she said.

"Fine. You asked for that!"

This is where epic shit starts. Or not.

Ricardo once again started flexing, but this time Pinkie was flexing too. That meant that they had almost at the same level of power.

Pinkie used 5% of her flex power to summon 100 chairs which were hitting Ricardo. Ricardo haven't been sitting idly, he was charging his 10% of flex power to summon Dr. Robotnik which was saying 'PINGAS!' at 500db. After that Pinkie used 25% of her power to summon Pink Guy who was flexing too.

"Enough!" said Ricardo and used 100% of his powers to break the 4th wall and to use author's head as a weapon to destroy Pinkie.

"Hahahahahha!" laughed Pinkie "You can't kill me! That means that you have to stay at my party!"

"Heheheh" grinned Ricardo.

"Why are you laughing? You can't destroy me with 100% of your power!"

"I still have one more thing that I can do"

"What do you mean?" asked Pinkie.

"I can say the n-word!" shouted Ricardo.

"Oh no. Don't say the n-word! It will destroy the entire Ponyville!" shouted Pinkie.

"Whatever" said Ricardo.

"Please don't do that!" she said.

"Are you ready?" asked Ricardo.

"Noooooooooo!" shouted pinkie.

"NIGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" shouted Ricardo on top of his lungs.

Everything exploded. By that I mean litterally. Nothing was left from Ponyville. Only Ricardo and one giant crater.

"I did it. I saved the world" said Ricardo.

Suddenly Ricardo remembered that invitation said that Celestia herself will attend to the party.

"Aw shit!" said Ricardo. "I used all my powers on this pink party pony! Now I can't rewind time!" Ricardo Panicked.

"But what if I do the same thing as Discord did? Hide this crater under the carpet which is on the moon and summon Ponyville here." As ricardo said it he used his flex powers to teleport crater on the moon under the carpet and to summon Ponyville. He was lucky as he did it just in time since Princess Celestia just landed near Sugracube corner.

"Ricardo! When would you stop staring at the tree and will attend to party?" asked Pinkie.

"Right now" he said.

"That's good" said Pinkie.

With that said Ricardo walked in as Celestia was waiting for him.

"Hello my loyal citizen." Celestia greeted Ricardo.

"Hello" said Ricardo.

"Thank you for saving my little ponies and stuff. Here take this flex tape as reward."

"OMG thank you it's the best gift ever!" said Ricardo.

It wasn't much to tell about party since everything except Ricardo's beautiful dance wasn't interesting.

After party Ricardo went back home.

"Well that was an amazing day off" he said. "I should do that more often."

With this words Ricardo fall asleep knowing that he saved Equestria once again.

Author's Note

Lol