...and you all have even dirtier minds!

Since you bothered to click, I'll give you a spoiler in that this story DOES NOT CONTAIN ANY FOALCON. If you can trust me on that, I promise I'll make it worth your while.

Rainbow Dash is a pedofoal, Clear Sky is in an incestuous relationship with her daughter Wind Sprint, and Applejack joined in on a foursome with the former three.

At least that’s what Princess Twilight thinks.

Rated M because of Twilight's lewd imagination. Otherwise, it's a perfectly innocent story. Blame Twilight, not me.

Takes place a year or two after the series finale. Twilight is Ruler of Equestria. This is a much less family-friendly companion to my other story, Becoming "Dad".

Written on an impulse in less than 2 hours. I apologize for nothing.