The Cutie Mark Crusaders ask Princess Cadance how she got her cutie mark. They end up getting a lot more information than they expected, which is why her story had to be left out of the episode.

Contains: foalcon, seriously like a lot of foalcon, teasing, massage, borderline seducing of step-parents, voyeurism, threesome, foursome, hands-on matchmaking, too much information for little foals.
Tagged as [Alternate Universe] because this ignores some non-show canon about Cadance’s past.
Cover art based on 69596 (SFW version; 69595 for NSFW version) by justpony.